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3、il,任务未完成三次失败等待指示becauseyouhavetofeelfuckinggood.如果我们失败了你觉得会怎么样？Whatdoyouthinkhappensifwefail?我们的婚姻吗？Ourmarriage?我们的任务Ourmission.我不干了mdone.JTherearemilesJ*JBetweenusJJTimeJJBetweenusJJThereissomethingbetweenusJJImaybeafoolJJTOdreamJJOfyouJJBut,God,itfeelssogoodJJTodreamatallJJSomethingshortandsweetJJ
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7、-itis.-Itsnotbroccoli.我每晚只吃一小块It,s.Ionlyeatonesmallpieceeachnight.随便吧-是的Whatever.Yeah.还有我昨天看到你吃了一整个贝果Besides,Isawyoueatawholebagelyesterday.是的但那是因为我很沮丧Yeah,butthats,causemdepressed.这是有区别的Theresadifference.和我在一起令人沮丧吗？不是So,stayingwithmeisdepressing,huh?No.你可能是最好的那部分Youmightbethebestpart.儿子？什么？Son?-Yea
8、h.听着1.isten,一切都会好起来的好吗？itsgonnabeokay.Okay?你做得到的我知道Youcandothis,Iknow.有时看起来真的很难Sometimesitappearstobereallyhard.我想-我知道Iknow.-Ithink.我知道-你考虑过看心理医生吗？Haveyouconsideredcounseling?是的我会考虑一下I.Yeah,11-11thinkaboutit.你有钥匙吗？-是的我有钥匙Yougotthekeys?Yeah,yeah,Igotthekeys.前门开启Frontdooropen.你忘记把马桶圈放下了？没有Didyouleavet
9、heseatup?No.我甚至都不用那个卫生间Idontevenusethatbathroom.黑色马桶不卫生Blacktoiletsareunsanitary.肯定是你干的Mustvebeenyou.我还以为自己把你教得比这好Thought1raisedyoubetter.你做到了Youdid.不如你去沙龙修下指甲吧？Howaboutyougotothesalonandgetyournailfixed?出什么事了？-没什么我只是.What,swrong?-Nothing.1just.有点东西我想检查一下SomethingIwanttocheckouthere.等我让你回来你再回来好吗？Jus
10、tdontcomebackhereuntilIsayit,sallright,okay?好的-行了Okay.-Allright.问头见好的好的回头见Allright,llseeyou.Okay.-Allright,llseeyou.我们需要谈谈马上我就在附近我猜到了惠特尼美国艺术博物馆莱纳德A劳德大楼很有启发性Provocative.她是孤独还是只是独自一人取决于看画的人Thinkitsuptotheobserverwhetherornotshesaloneorjustlonely.我喜欢这些颜色Ilikethecolors.去你的Fuckyou.你说什么？msorry?转过来面对我Turna
11、ndfaceme.为什么？Why?照做Doit.我要看看你有没有悔意Ineedtoseeiftheresanyremorse.不管你现在怎么想相信我Whateveryou,refeelingrightnow,believeme,我的怒气是你的十倍Iamtentimesangrier.你把我拖到这儿来就是为了Thatswhyyoudraggedmeallthewayouthere?说“去你的”？Tosay,fuckyou?你是我认识的最残忍♥的男人Yourethecrudestmanveevermet.因为你也不认识其他男人Thatsbecauseyouveneverknownan
12、yothermen.但我认识ButIhave.那他妈的是什么意思？Whatthefuckisthatsupposedtomean?我认识男人veknownmen.你上了我们的那个邻居吗？Didyoufuckourneighbor?说实话Behonest.我不想在这里动手1dontwanttodothishere.我们出去吧1.etsgooutside.好的Yeah.走吧1.etsdothat.该死！Oh.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.站住!别追了！Stop!Stop.我是谁？WhoamI?什么？What?那是你Thatsyou.你不会想这么做的Youdontwanttodothis.你不会想这
13、么做的Youdontwanttodothis.去劝劝吧伙计们Comeon,guys.放开我！Getoffofme!-Hey,hey,hey!别这样Calmdown!没事她是我老婆It,sokay,itsokay.She,smywife.Itsokay.疯婆娘Crazymotherfucker!你&hearts他♥妈♥敢骂我老婆Dontfuckingsaythat.天啊Oh,myGod!过来混♥蛋♥Comehere,motherfucker.所有人都疯了What?Thatscrazy!他有炸♥弹♥!大家快跑！He
14、sgotabomb!Run!Everyonerun!简！Jane!我只是想让你知道一些事Ijustwantyoutoknowsomething.杀了你之后我会烧掉你所有的东西AfterIkillyou,mgonnaburnallyourstuff.当我们第一次打开电梯你见到我时对我是什么印象？Whenwefirstopenedthatelevatorandyousawme,whatdidyouthink?你先说Youtellme.我觉得你是我见过的最美丽的人但同时也很孤独1thoughtyouweretheprettiestlonelygirlveevermet.你为什么现在要跟我说这个？Wh
15、yareyoutellingmethis?因为我需要知道我们的感情是真是假我需要知道你对我是否真心BecauseIneedtoknowifitwasreal.Ineedtoknowifyoufeltthesameway,还是一切都是谎言orifitsalllies.我觉得Ithought,你很容易操纵可以用来得到我任何想要的东西uh,youdbeeasyenoughtomanipulatetogetwhatever1wantedoutofthis.我觉得你那是在胡说你故意这么说气我的Ithinkyourefullofshit.AndIthinkyourejusttryingtohurtme.那
16、我想我已经完成了我的工作Well,then,IguessIdidmyjob.那好吧Allright,then.这就是我需要知道的ThatsallIneededtoknow.好的Okay.好的再见Okay.Bye.伙计你还好吗？Whoa,buddy,youokay?嘿你没事吧？Hey.Youokay?老兄你没事吧？Bro,youokay?你有手♥机♥吗？叫人帮忙手♥机♥Doyouhaveaphone?Canyou.Callsomebody.嘿慢点老兄Hey,hey.Takeiteasy,man.Takeiteasy.别动Allright,j
17、uststaystill.是的我没事Yeah,mfine.Oh,no,no.我没事谢谢m-mokay.mgood,thankyou.该死！你好Hello?你在找什么？Whatareyoureachingfor?没找什么我只是.Nothing.Just.来过来坐Come.Comesit.我把空调调了一下你们把温度打得太低了Iadjustedtheairconditioner.Youguyskeepitsocoldinhere.你是哪位？Who.whoareyou?我是丹妮丝mDenise.迈克尔的母亲Michaelsmother.迈克尔Michael.丹妮丝我De.Denise,m,um.我想我
18、需要自己待一会儿IthinkIjustneedalittletimebymyself.没关系我不会待很长时间的Thatsokay.mnotgonnabeverylong.过来坐吧Come.Sit.那么So,um.你youre,uh.你来看约迈克尔YourevisitingJoh.Michael从巴尔的摩来？from.fromBaltimore?不我现在住在这里No.Iliveherenow.迈克尔没告诉你吗？Michaeldidnttellyou?是的大约两个月前他让我搬来了纽约这里很棒Yeah.HemovedmeabouttwomonthsagotoNewYork.Niceplace.房&h
19、earts;东女士有点令人头疼但是1.andladysabitofaheadache,but我很少见她所以没关系Idontseeherthatmuch,soitsokay.抱歉是迈克尔让你过来的吗？msorry,butdidMichaeltellyoutocomeoverhere?不是No.他甚至都不知道我来这Hedoesntevenknowmhere.他给了我应急钥匙Hegavemetheemergencykey.所以我才能进来ThatshowIgotin.他也没告诉你吗？Hedidnttellyouthat,either?不他没有No,hedidnt.该死!Fuck.Fuck.嗨-嘿Hi.
20、-Hey.哇Wow.You,uh.你-是的Oh,yeah.Uh.出什么事了？Whathappened?我.I,um.我从阳台上摔了下来我摔了下来1felloffthebalcony.Ifelloff.大头朝下Headfirst.是吧难以置信Yeah.Itsnuts.我居然这都没死Ishouldbedead.我的天啊你还好吗？Oh,myGod.Areyouokay?我很好我只是是的mfine.mfine,Uh,just,yeah,couldhavebeen.但是我丢了钥匙But,uh,bu.I-Ilostmykeys.我想它们从栏杆上掉下去了AndI-Ithinktheyfelldowntheg
21、rate,所以我进不去so,I-Icantgetin.但是我记得后门没锁我可以.Uh,butIthinkIleftthebackdooropen.IsitokayifI.?从你家到后院翻墙过去CanIcutthroughyoursandjustgooverto.?当然可以-太好了Sure.Great.是的你得穿过我家Yeah,youllhavetowalkthroughthehouse.是的但我会很快的Yeah,yeah,but.llbequick.没关系-我会很快的这是诗人吗？Itsokay.-llberealquick.-IsthisPoet?是的打个招呼吧Yeah.Sayhi.Pleas
22、e,uh.请-很高兴认识你伙计Oh,sonicetomeetyou,buddy.我不知道他跟没跟你说但是1dontknowifMichaeltoldyou,but,我们现在正在闹分手youknow,we,reintheprocessofsplittingup.我知道我又不睹Iknow.mnotblind.你以为我进别人家是为了好玩吗？YouthinkIbreakintopeopleshousesforfun?不是对不起No.Sorry.听着迈克尔只需要知道1.isten.Michaeljustneedstoknow你爱他thatyoulovehim.他一直都是个粘人的孩子他.Heisakidw
23、howasalwaysveryattached,一直很依赖我要跟我在一起andhealwayshadtobeinmyface,alwayshadtobewithme.我每天早上都得把他放在婴儿座椅里带进洗手间Ievenhadtoputhiminhiscarseatandbringhiminthebathroom才能洗澡inordertotakeashowereverymorning.我发现他Whatvediscoveredabouthimis他真的需要安全感hereallyneedstofeelsafe,一旦他感到安全andoncehefeelssafe,他就会成为迈克尔hesgoingtob
24、eMichael.但如果没有你想让他是谁Butifnot,he,sgoingtobe他就会是谁whoeveritisthatyouwanthimtobe.所以在你们离婚前So,beforeyoucallitquits,确保你知道自己是要和哪个迈克尔分手makesureyouknowwhichMichaelyourebreakingupwith.关于我迈克尔都说过什么？WhathasMichaelsaidaboutme?他说的都是好话Ah.Hessaidnothingbutgreatthingsaboutyou.只是我看人很准而且ItsjustthatIhaveasenseaboutpeople
25、,你看起来很冷漠我想我andyouseemcold.IthinkI.我不会给人安全感Idontmakepeoplefeelsafe.我想我在推开身边的人这就是我远离他们的原因1thinkI.1pushthemaway.ThatswhyIstayawayfromthem.我觉得我们不在一起比较好SoIthinkitsgoodthatwerenottogether.也许吧Maybe.但迈克尔了解性格复杂的人But,uh,Michaelunderstandscomplicatedpeople.你知道这当中存在更多的利害关系Youknowtheresmoreatstakehere.你怀孕了吗？Oh,a
26、reyoupregnant?没有No.那就没什么利害关系了Well,thestakesarentthathigh,then.很遗憾Itsashame.看起来你们的生活很美好1.ookslikeyouguyshaveawonderfullife.希望我没有打扰Hopemnotintruding.完全不会Ah,notatall.介意我拿条毛巾吗？YoumindifIgetatowelforthis?不想滴得到处都是我穿着白衣服当然Idontwanttodripallovertheplace.minwhite.-Sure.在这里等一下-谢谢Waithere.-Thanks.你家非常漂亮Thisisa
27、beautifulplaceyouhave.你老婆在吗？Yourwifehere?谢谢Oh,thankyou.可没有你家那么好Uh,notasniceasyours,though.厨房♥里那些绿色的瓷砖真是Thosegreentilesinthekitchenarejust.mmm.你来过我家吗？Youvebeeninmyhouse?就一两次吧Just,like,onceortwice.我借给简一本书IIentJaneabook.是的Yeah,um.关于简你还知道什么？whatelsedoyouknowaboutJane?没什么了她Uh.notverymuch.有点神秘跟你一样S
28、heskindofmysterious,justlikeyou.111射谢Thankyou.我们都谈论你们Wealltalkaboutyou.“我们？”We?邻居们Theneighborhood.阳台在这边Balcony1Sthisway.好的我感觉不太好Yeah,Iamnotfeelingtoogreat.天啊我可以坐下吗？Um,yeah,so.Boy,is-isitokayifIsit?请坐-好的谢谢还有.Please,sit.-Yes.Thanks.伙计我可以喝点水吗？And,um,man,couldIgetsomewater?水还要别的吗？Water.Anythingelse?冰有冰就
29、更好了Ice.Icewouldbegreat水和冰Waterandice.是的Yeah.马上回来在这儿等着Berightback.Waithere.顺便说一句我没妻子Andnowife,bytheway.最近离婚了Recentlydivorced.这事很奇怪It,sastrangeone.真的吗？Oh,really?是的我还在纠结离婚的事Yeah,stillwrappingmyheadaroundit.我可以用一下洗手间吗？CanIuseyourbathroom?-Oh.当然可以用楼上的吧Uh,sure.Justusetheoneupstairs,别用楼下的nottheonedownstair
30、s.楼下没有洗手间Uh,thereisntonedownstairs.知道吗安东尼Hey,youknowAnthony,住在街对面的那个他是名医生uh,livesacrossthestreet?Hesadoctor?如果你需要我可以给他打电♥话♥Ifyouwant,Icancallhimup.让他看看你头上肿起来的地方Havehimlookatthat,uh,浏览售房♥bumponyourhead.你不该看到这个的Youwerentsupposedtoseethis.别Dont.动move.我没动Notmoving.你是谁？Whoareyou?你为谁工
31、作？Andwhodoyouworkfor?我叫哈里斯马特巴♥赫♥MynameisHarrisMaterbach.我是名经纪managent.为苏世比公♥司♥工作forSothebys.苏世比是IsSotheby,s.某种反情报somesortofcounterintelligencefor.是中情局的一个部门吗？Is-isitaCIAdivisionthat.你是嗨嗨吗？Are.areyouHihi?你是嗨嗨吗？AreyouHihi?我不知道你在说什么Ihavenoideawhatyouresaying.告诉我你为谁工作Tellmewho
32、youworkfor.立刻告诉我rightnow.否则我就杀了你orIwillkillyou.苏世比是一家房♥地♥产♥中介公♥司♥Sotheby,sisarealestateagency.我是一名房♥地&hearts产♥分♥析♥师他们想买♥♥你的房♥子非常想要marealestateanalyst.Theywantyourhouse,bad.没人知道你们当初是怎么弄到建筑许可的Nooneunderstandshowyouwere
33、permittedtobuildit找不到你们建筑许可的提交记录Therearenorecordsforthepermitsbeingfiled.你们把两座悠久的赤褐色砂石建筑合并为一处住♥宅♥这是前所未闻的Youcombinedtwohistoricalbrownstonesintooneresidence,whichisunheardof.你们加了一个车♥库♥和游泳池Youaddedagarageandapool,仅此一项就需要花费超过2500万美元which,alone,wouldcostanyoneover$25million前提
34、是市政允许的话ifthecitywouldevenallowforit.而仅凭两名软件工程师的收入就做到了这些Allthisonthesalaryoftwosoftwareengineers.这解释不通Itdoesntmakesense.唯一有能力做到这一点的人Theonlypeoplecapableofanythinglikethis是俄♥罗♥斯♥寡头和沙特王室成员areRussianoligarchsandSaudiroyals,而且如果说实话那两种人的品位andifwerebeinghonest,neitherwouldhavethepalate
35、绝对不会选你们家里订制的那些物品forsomethingasbespokeasyourhome.那些可谓价值连城It,sajewel.这就是我要解决的疑问ItsmyMobyDick.求你别杀我Pleasedontkillme.你跟简调情不是因为喜欢她YouwerentflirtingwithJanebecauseyoulikeher.而是为了我们的房♥子？Itwasaboutourhouse.你希望我喜欢她吗？Doyouwantmetolikeher.?对不起msorry.对不起msorry.难以置信Unbelievable.难以置信Unbelievable.没关系Itsokay
36、.你要喝点吗？Youwantsome?当然Sure.那么你和简之间现在有什么问题吗？So,areyouandJanegoingthroughsomething?是的可以这么说Yeah,youcouldsaythat好吧离婚让我变得焦虑激进Well,mydivorcemademealittlecrazy.没错你之前说Yeah,it,s-it,s,um.但不止于此It,salittlemorethanthat.好吧如果我可以给你些建议的话Uh.Well,ifImaygivesomeadvice.工作、生活、金钱、爱情Work,life,money,romance.它们都是同一个项目的一部分They
37、reallpartofthesameproject.婚姻是你建造的房♥子有时你的品位会变Marriageisahouseyoubuild,andsometimes,yourtasteschange.或者也许一开始你就没有品位可言Ormaybeyouneverhadanytobeginwith.我不想和我的前妻在一起Idontwanttobewithmyex.但我也不觉得独身会更好ButIalsodontthinkitsbetteralone.我不喜欢读书1dontliketoread.她喜欢读书Shelikestoread.我不喜欢读书Idontliketoread.你不必喜欢Y
38、oudonthavetolikeit.开始读就行了伙计Juststartreading,man.你看过预言者吗？HaveyoueverreadTheProphet?我可以借给你Icouldlendyouacopy.好的谢谢Yeah.Thanks.谢谢你的酒Thanksforthedrink.JArrangemybooksinorderJJMakeupsomenicestoriestoamuseyouJJMakethingslooksmart.该死的！Oh,fuck.你真是个糟糕的骗子Youresuchabadliar.今天很累It,sbeenalongday.今天是你的最后一天It,syour
39、last.好吧Allright.JThentakeabath.好吧亲爱的Allright,honey.JShapeupmyfaceJJEagerformeetingJJThedinnerwellbeeatingJJWinethatwellbedrinkingJ,JAndkinkythoughtsImthinkingJJAllbecauseofyou.亲爱的?Babe?JAndnowvefoundapartnerJJNoonecanbehappierthanIamJ宝贝？Pumpkin?JAndnowvefoundanewfriendJJNoonecanbeJ亲爱的？1.ove?JHappier
40、thanmeJJPrepare.你还活着吗宝贝？Youalive,babe?是的Yeah.JSweetwineandstringsJJChosenforthepurposeJ?ThentakeabathJJShapeupmyfaceJJEagerforthemeeting.那边很湿你要小心Hey,youshouldbecarefuloverthere.It,swet.你会毁掉你买♥♥的所有这些昂贵的艺术品的宝贝Youregonnaruinallthisexpensiveartyoubought,babe.是啊不过Yeah,well,um,我觉得你不该用酸弹枪打这块意
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