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1、WilliamPercy娱乐中心而是因为你们我们的老师Anditsbecauseofyou,ourteachers,这个目录中的每一项娱乐课程thateveryoneoftheserecreationclassesinthiscatalog才像Pawnee美丽皇冠上的宝石一样闪耀shineslikeajewelinPawneesbeautifulcrown.不幸的是因为预算限制Unfortunately,duetobudgetconstraints,今年我们需要从皇冠上移走五颗宝石thisyearwewillhavetoremovefivejewelsfromthatcrown.你说什么你要砍
2、我们的课吗Excuseme?Areyoucuttingourclasses?是的市里削减了$1000的预算Yeah.Thecitytookaway$1,000fromourbudget.所以非常抱歉So,mverysorry.你要如何决定砍哪门课Howwillyoudecidewhichclassestocut?根据出席情况和学生评估Byattendanceandstudentevaluations.所以保证你的学生们开心而归So,justmakesureyourstudentsleavewithasmile.我的课程叫做”应对晚期疾病”MyclassiscalledCopingwithTer
3、minalI11ness.希望你出席率会高一点吧Hopefullyyourattendanceisgood!实际上不希望出席率很低Actually,no,hopefullyitsbad.没人比我更为这苦恼了Nobody,smoreupsetaboutthisthanme.我从高中起就在娱乐中心上这些课了IvebeentakingthesereccenterclassessinceIwasinhighschool.在这里我学会了编辫r做饼干还有法式热吻ItswhereIlearnedhairbraiding,andhowtomakebiscuits,andFrenchkissing.法式热吻是来
4、自我一起上饼干课的男孩子TheFrenchkissingwasjustfromaboyinmybiscuitsclass,但无论如何还是学到了buteitherway,lessonlearned.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第14集第2季第14集我的天你从没去过狂欢节Oh,myGod!YouhaveneverbeentoCarnival?我想去啊Iwanttogo!我们得订二月的票WehavetogetticketsinFebruary去里约热内卢了LeSlieKnopetogotoRiodeJaneiro,LeslieKnope.好的Okay.我在印第安纳波利斯和Justin约会Ia
5、monadatewithJustininIndianapolis.我们只出去过几次Weveonlybeenoutafewtimes,但每一次都令人惊异buteveryoneofthemhasbeenamazing.干杯Cheers.上一次我们在印第安纳波利斯水族馆来了场鸡尾酒定制之旅1.asttime,wehadaprivatetourandcocktailsattheIndianapolisAquarium.那边的那条鱼有点让我想起我妈Thatfishovertherekindofremindsmeofmymom.为什么呢Why?就感觉很内敛It,sjustbeingreallywithho
6、lding.Justin肯定是我约会过最有意思的男人了Justinisdefinitelythemostinterestingguyveeverdated.我只是做了一点小小的书面工作AllIdidwasalittlepaperwork.他一直都很谦虚多亏了他Hesbeingmodest,itisthankstohim我全家人才能呆在这个国家myfamilyremainsinthiscountry.而且是无偿的Anditwasallprobono.哦JustinOh,Justin.你得来试试这个Youvegottotrythis.哦这真的好吃Oh,thatsreallygood.很棒吧-嗯哼是
7、骆驼胃Isntitgreat?-Mm-hmm.-Itscamelstomach.是吗Isit?我逗你的我逗你的是鸡肉mteasing,mteasing.Itschicken.您想尝尝骆驼胃吗Wouldyouliketotrythecamelstomach?不No.哦我到了Ohthisisme.所以我何时能再见你呢So,whenamIgonnaseeyouagain?哦Oh!你知道吗我周二会去Pawnee附近YouknowwhamgonnabenearPawneeonTuesday.很棒是我筹备点激动人心的事情Excellent,yeah.llplansomethingexciting.实际上我
8、们在Pawnee的约会会让印第安纳波利斯黯然失色Infact,ourdateinPawneeisgonnablowIndianapolisoutofthewater.好的我会拭目以待的Allright.mgonnaholdyoutothat.好你等好吧我会的Good!Youbetter.-1will!我想破了脑袋也想不到一个激动人心的点子verackedmybrainandIcantcomeupwithoneexcitingidea.你看他都和泰国皇室成员吃过油炸鹦鹉了Imean,heonceatefriedcockatoowithamemberoftheThaiRoyalFamily.要不然
9、就请他过来Well,maybejusthavehimover做点鸡肉然后告诉他这是Pawnee鹦鹉andcookhimsomechickenandtellhimitsPawneecockatoo.晚餐聚会天才啊Adinnerparty!Thatsgenius.我邀请所有有意思的朋友过来llinviteallmymostinterestingfriendsover,我们来一个大乱斗聚会we,llhavethisbigramblingparty.不我想说的是一对一的那种No,Iactuallymeantmorelikeaone-on-onething.我知道你的意思但我听取了你的意见还做了改进1k
10、nowwhatyoumeant,butItookyourideaandImadeitbetter.这叫做智囊团AnnItscalledathinktank,Ann.什么是-我们的午餐Whatis?-Ourlunches.我们的午餐就像智囊团Ourlunchesarelikethinktanks.好的我需要你2点来我家里帮我准备Okay,Iwantyoutocomeovertomyhouseat2:00andhelpmegetready.确保Mark也来还有好多事要做AndmakesurethatMarkiscoming.Somuchworktodo!你是我最好的朋友现在走吧Youremybes
11、tfriend.Now,getoutofhere!会有多少道菜Howmanycourseswilltherebe?三道嗯Three.-Hmm.四道不包含甜品Four.Notincludingdessert.所以五道菜So,fivecourses.是的就现在来说有五道Yes.Now,itwillbefivecourses.如果我想带一大堆魔鬼蛋去IfIwantedtobringalargenumberofdeviledeggs,但我又不想和任何人分享butIdidntwanttosharethemwithanyoneelse,你能保证冰箱空间吗canyouguaranteefridgespace
12、?8点到就行了Justbethereat8:00.哦嘿Tom我要给Justin开一个一流的晚餐聚会Oh,hey,Tom!mhavinganA-IistdinnerpartyforJustin.而你我的朋友Andyou,outofallmyfriends,来自最遥远最奇异的国度comefromthemostdistantandexoticland.南卡罗来纳吗SouthCarolina?笑话留着聚会说吧你能赶上吗Saveitfortheparty.Canyoumakeit?见JUStin吗开玩笑当然会去ForJustin?Areyoukidding?mthere.只要别邀请无聊的人比如Jerry
13、JustdontinviteanyboringpeoplelikeJerry.你们在聊什么-没事Whatareyouguystalkingabout?-Nothing.别担心了-什么Dontworryaboutit-What?1.eslie嘿-嘿1.eslie.Hey!-Hey!来看看练练手Checkitout.Justpracticing.有人坐下的时候屁♥股&heaits;不会沾上鞋油吗Isntthatpolishgonnagetonpeoplesbuttswhentheysitdown?不会啊No.好的听着我要办个策会-嗯哼Okay,listen.mhavingaparty
14、.-Mmm-hmm.我觉得没准你能来帮我负责接待和拿衣服AndIthoughtmaybeyoucouldhelpmewithservingandtakingpeoplescoats.我付你呃一小时卜块钱dpayyou,like,10bucksanhour.我的守护天使我当然愿意谁会去呢Myguardianangel!Iwouldloveto!Whosgoingtobethere?很有意思的人Reallyfunpeople.RonTomMark和AnnRon,Tom,MarkandAnn.很棒啊啥情况Thatsgreat.Whatstheoccasion?Justin要来镇上了Justinisc
15、omingintotown.嘿是我哦Justin帮我拿衣服但请小心点哦Hey,itsme,Justin.Takemycoat.Butplease,becareful.非洲的国王跟我一起走柏林墙的时候送给我的IgotitfromthekingofAfricawhenwewerewalkingontheBerlinWalltogether.真的吗Justin你玩什么乐器呢Really,Justin?Whatinstrumentsdoyouplay?实际上他是个很尾♥的键盘手Actually,hesaprettysickkeyboardist.哦好我能去听起来太棒了Good.mgood
16、togo.Thatsoundsgreat.好行了到时见Great.Allright.-llseeyouthere.下午好AndyAfternoon,Andy.嗨Kyle你知道在你坐下之前Hi,Kyle.Youknow,rightbeforeyousatdown,我注意到你是不是有点污渍Inoticed,didyouhavesomekindofstain沾在屁♥股♥上了之类的那是什么onyourass,orsomething?Whatwasthat?什么What?哦不不不你没事了Ohno,no,no.Youregood.嘿Ann-嘿Hey,Ann.-Hey!欢迎首次光
17、临我家Welcometomyhouse,fortheveryfirsttime.我知道啊不敢相信你从没请我来过Iknow!Icantbelieveyouveneverhadmeover.现在我相信了Now,Icanbelieveit我知道我知道有点杂乱Iknow,Iknow.Itsalittlemessy.但我有一套方法ButIhaveasystem.所以我只需要你帮我给所有事收个尾So,Ijustneedyoutohelpmeputthefinishingtouchesoneverything.这份报纸是1986年11月的Thisnewspaper,sfromNovember,1986.哦伊
18、朗门事件的第一声春雷别扔掉了Oh,thefirstrumblingsofIran-Contra!Dontthrowthatout!美国里根政♥府♥向伊朗秘密出♥售♥武器后将资金转移给尼加拉瓜我想我需要联♥系♥儿童服务中心IthinkIneedtocallChildServices把Leslie从她自己身边带走andhaveLeslietakenawayfromherself.1.eslie别会错意1.eslie,donttakethisthewrongway,但你家房♥子看起来像是个疯子的车&he
19、arts;库♥butyourhouseislikeacrazyperson,sgarage.你要这个鸟舍干什么能扔了吗Whatdoyouneedthisbirdhousefor?Canwegetridofit?我可能需要-那这个呢Imightneedit.-Whataboutthisone?如果来两只鸟呢Well,iftwobirdscomealong?1.eslie1.eslie.Andy过会儿来他能帮我们处理这些Andy,sgonnacomeoversoon,hecanhelpuswithallthisstuff.Andy吗不不不不你需要一个团队的专业人士帮忙Andy?No.
20、No,no,no.Youneedateamofprofessionalstohelp.我有个点子了Ihaveanidea.你好请问是与MariaPortlesman整理你的生活的MariaPortlesman吗Hi,isthisMariaPortlesmanfromOrganizeYourLife,withMariaPortlesman?APriI进来一下-啥April,comehere.-What?跟我握手-为啥Shakemyhand.-Why?我不知道我磨皮是不是过了点Icanttellifveexfoliatedtoomuch.我不想把Justin吓到IdontwanttocreepJu
21、stinout.我希望他尊重我的握手Iwanthimtorespectmyhandshake.你为啥在乎他Whydoyoucareabouthim?Justin很潮Pawnee是潮的反义词Justiniship.Pawneeistheoppositeofhip.90年代流行这个镇里才刚刚开始流行涅槃乐队PeopleinthistownarejustnowgettingintoNirvana.去世了我真的不想告诉他们主唱KurtCobain在1994年发生了什么IdonthavethehearttotellthemwhatsgoingtohappentoKurtCobainin1994.嘿Jus
22、tinHey,Justin.恶心Ew!像摸生鸡肉一样It,sliketouchingrawchicken.天啊那得重新上角质层rDamnit.Gonnahavetore-foliatethem.我需要人帮忙挪盒子但是能搞定llneedsomehelpmovingtheboxes,butitsdoable.哦上帝保佑多少钱Oh,thankGod.HowmuchdoIoweyou?拜托是免费的我只是感激Please.Nocharge.Ijustappreciatethechance能有机会展示我的课程对娱乐中心的价值todemonstratehowvaluablemyclassistotherec
23、center.我希望你能记在心上AndIhopeyoullkeepthatinmind.哦不不我坚持付钱Oh!No,no,Iinsistonpaying.哦不不我坚持展示Oh,no,no,Iinsistondemonstrating.这完全不会改变我的决定的Thisisnotgonnaaffectmydecisionatall.哦当然不会Oh,ofcoursenot.别眨眼了Stopwinking.嘿LeSlie忘了问你你要做什么啊Hey,Leslie,Iforgottoaskyou.Whatareyoucooking?五道菜-什么菜Fivecourses.-Ofwhat?哈？什么菜Huh?-
24、Ofwhat?哦天啊Oh,God.所以看起来如何闻起来真香啊So,how,sitlooking?Itsmellsgreat开胃菜差不多好了Okay,theappetizersarealmostready.我认为这是我初级班课程的良好样本AndIthinkthattheyareaverygoodsamplingofwhatmyleveloneclassdoes,希望你能在做决定的时候考虑到whichIhopeyoullkeepinmindwhenyouremakingyourdecisions.Tania就像我在电&hearts话♥里说的Tania,likeIsaidoverthe
25、phone.我知道不会影响你的决定Iknow.Itwontinfluenceyourdecision.只是在这个时代学习做饭真的很重要lt,sjustthatlearningtocookisveryimportantinthisdayandage.是吗Isit?嘿Andy-嘿Hey,Andy.-Hey!你今晚会没事吗Areyougonnabeallright,tonight?怎么因为Mark和JUStin吗What,causeofMarkandJustin?他们只是一场酷毙聚会的来客而已Theyarejustguestsatareallyawesomedinnerparty.我会按此款待他们的
26、AndIwilltreatthemassuch.听起来很专业-谢谢Thatsoundsveryprofessional.-Thankyou.我保证不往任何人的食物里吐口水1promiseIwillnotspitinanyonesfood,除非他们特别要求unlesstheyshouldrequestthatIdo.好Good.我摆得对吗-我也不知道DidIdothisright?-1dontknow.嘿Mark嘿Hey,Mark.-Hey.欢迎光临寒舍Welcometomyhumbleabode.谢谢哇这比上次我来的时候干净太多了Well,thankyou.Whoa!Thisiswayclea
27、nerthanthelasttimeIwashere.你来过这啊哦对Youvebeenhere?Right.Mark什么时候来过WhenwasMarkherebefore?哦做♥爱♥Oh!Sex.我等不及和Justin再聊了IcantwaittotalktoJustinagain.上次他告诉我和鲸鲨在马达加斯加潜水1.asttimehetoldmeabouthowhesnorkeledwithwhalesharksinMadagascar.在我告诉他我有时候去“Y”游泳之后ThatwasafterItoldhimthatIsometimesgoswimmingatt
28、heY.哦谢谢孩子Oh,thankyou,son.1.eslieKnope我相信你对这些的位置已有安排1.eslieKnope.Ibelieveyouvearrangedaccommodationsforthese.是的Yes,Ihave.嘿RonSwansonHey,RonSwanson.你听说了Gunderson市长的狗的消息吧YoudidnthappentohearabouttheincidentwithMayorGundersonsdog,didyou?哦天简直是场大屠♥杀♥Oh,myGod.Itwasabloodbath.不不不别讲话No,no,no!No
29、talking.所有人在Justin来之前别讲话EverybodystoptalkinguntilJustingetshere.别把你们的故事用完了Dontuseupyourstories.我觉得动物服务部有人肯定要被开了Well,IthinksomebodyfromAnimalServicesisgonnagetcanned.上帝啊别讲话三个字你们有哪个不懂吗Oh,myGod.Whatpartofnottalkingdoyounotunderstand?拜托了大家享受然后闭嘴Please,haveagoodtimeandshutyourmouth.我只想让这个晚餐聚会好一点Ijustwant
30、thisdinnerpartytogowell.我对这个世界要求很少Thereareveryfewthingsveaskedforinthisworld.从头开始建一座公园Tobuildanewparkfromscratch.最终成为总统Toeventuallybecomepresident有一天在火车上破一场谋杀案Andtoonedaysolveamurderonatrain.我觉得把这件事加进列表还算公平Ithinkitsfairtoaddthistothelist.诸位Justin来了那是Justin大家开始聊天吧Guys,Justinshere!ThatsJustin.Everybod
31、ystarttalking.嘿-嘿Hey!-Hey.嗨-抱歉我迟了点Hi.-Sorrymalittlebitlate.没事欢迎来到我特别有趣的乘会Thatsokay.Welcometomyveryinterestingparty.AndyDwyer等不及跟这位聊近况了AndyDwyer!Cantwaittocatchupwiththisguy.好的Justin帮你放大衣吗先生Allright,Justin.MayItakeyourcoat,sir?哦可以啊谢谢Why,yeah.Thankyou.我等不及了我想跟你所有的朋友们过一晚上Icantwait,mgonnagettohangoutwit
32、hallyourfriendstonight.我知道会超级好玩的Iknow,itsgonnabesuperfun.会很劲爆的真的真的会是Itsgonnabeablast.Really,really,justlikethebest,你人生中最激动的晚上我无法过多强调mostexcitingnightofyourlife.Icannotover-hypeitenough.很好我们开始吧行好Allright.Letsgetstarted!-Okay!Good.Yeah.好久J-怎么啦兄弟Whatsup,J?-Howyoudoing,man?你好吗我是Justin-我有猪流感Howareyou?Jus
33、tin.-1havetheswineflu.哦-她没有Oh.-No,shedoesnt.哟-哟Yo.-Yo.那是Justin的大衣吧IsthatJustinscoat?哦是的很厉害吧Oh,yeah.Isntitawesome?他在缅♥句♥爬珠穆朗玛峰的时候买♥♥的HegotitinCambodia,whenhewashikingMountEverest.我们把嚼过的口香糖放他口袋里吧1.etsputchewedupguminhispockets.天才啊但我不行Thatsgenius.ButIcant.1.eslie对我超级酷1.eslie
34、sbeingsupercooltome,我不能搞坏她男朋友的大衣andIcantscrewoverherboyfriend,sjacket.我在你不在房♥间里的时候弄咯lldoitwhenyourenotintheroomthen.那也太坏了Thatwouldbeterrible.我是讽刺那会很棒的mbeingsarcastic.Thatwouldbeawesome.天印度真的太好了我来跟你讲God,Indiaissoamazing.Letmetellyousomething.那是我最喜欢去旅行的地方Thatismyabsolutefavoriteplacetotravel.你说
35、你父母家乡是哪里Wheredidyousayyourparentswerefrom?南部Thesouthpart.哪里的南部都是最好的部分Thesouthernpartsalwaysthebestpartofanything.你去过泰米尔纳德邦的Kanmian清♥真♥寺吗HaveyoueverbeentotheKanimanMosque,downinTamilNadu?开玩笑呢那地我叔叔是老大Areyoukidding?Myunclepracticallyrunstheplace.我在那祈祷过很属♥的Iveprayedthere.Itssick.不要保
36、留跟我说说吧Tellmeeverything,rightnow.一秒钟我先去趟茅房♥Onesec,Ijustgottohittheloo,就像那些混♥蛋♥大英帝国殖民者们说的一样asthosebastardBritishImperialistswouldsay.上次我去印度的时候我才8岁ThelasttimeIwasinIndia,Iwaseightyearsold全程都呆在室内打电玩andIstayedinsidethewholetimeplayingvideogames.我得补课Igottoboneup.煤炭储量世界第四Fourthlargestc
37、oalreservesintheworld.这是我喝过最好的古典鸡尾酒ThisisthebestOldFashionedIhaveeverhad.你在哪找的调酒师Wheredyoufindthisbartender?哦我觉得是我不知道Oh.Ithink.Idontknow.可能是黄页上吧1.ike,maybetheYellowPages.给多少钱请他都不为过Theresnowaythatyourepayinghimenough.如果你想知道的话我可以教你Well,ifyouwant,Icouldteachyouthesecrettogreat.1.eslie-Ann快过来1.eslie.-An
38、n,getoverhere!我来了已经mhere.Already.好你看觉得这个聚会还顺利吗Good.Okay,doyouthinkthispartysgoingwell?能看到Justin吗他玩得还好吗Imean,canyouseeJustin?Ishehavingfun?Justin在那边和Mark聊着呢挺开心JustinisovertheretalkingtoMark.Happily.行好是好Okay,good.Yeah,good.我就很随意地过去mjustgonnacasuallymakemy.所以我的脸就真的着火了Somyfaceisliterallyonfire,但它是个奇怪的化学
39、物质没人能看到火焰butitsthisweirdchemical,sonoonecanseetheflames.我手舞足蹈快崩溃rmdancingaround,freakingout.最后只有把自己的脸埋到一桶沙子里Ienduphavingtodunkmyfaceintoabucketofsand.胡说吧胡说吧Unreal!-Unreal!哦我的天啊真的难以置信-哦我的天啊真Oh,myGod,thatisunbelievable.-0hlmyGod,thats.不是吗Ann难以置信Isntit,Ann?Unbelievable.不是我的故事从露营认识的小孩那听来的Didnthappentome
40、.ItwasakidIknewfromcamp.但好故事就是好故事Butagreatstorysagreatstory.而且那小孩也没法讲他嘴巴都融化了Well,plus,thekidcanttellit,hismouthmelted.正餐开席Dinnerisserved!哦太好了Oh!Excellent!嘿抱歉我来晚了吗Hey.msorry.Arewelate?你在搞什么鬼啊Whatthehellareyoudoing?你怎么能在Ron面前把Wendy请来HowcouldyouinviteWendywhenRonshere?他会把她用胡子绑上带回家的Hesgonnawrapherupinhi
41、smoustacheandtakeherhome.我们同意应该为了Justin请有意思的人来WeagreedthatweshouldinviteinterestingpeopleforJustin,Wendy就是个有意思的人啊andWendyisaninterestingperson!我也说r几周了你该告诉她你的感觉vebeentellingyouforweeksthatyoushouldtellherhowyoufeel.现在就是机会了啊-哦是哦这就讲得通了Nowsyourchance!-Oh,yeah.Thatmakessense.不讲不通太不爽了完全的No,itdoesnt!NotCOO
42、Latall!他会理解的Hellgetoverit.不我不会No,Iwont.第一道菜是墨西哥豆子汤ThefirstcourseisaMexicanbeansoup.西班牙语哦我的天哪Ooh,adiosmfo!这些辣椒可以吃吗Arethesepeppersforconsuming?我是不会吃的它们特别辣Iwouldnt.Theyreveryhot.我来试试吧mgonnagiveitatry.辣Hot.你太勇敢了Youreverybrave.拜托那个算是小的Please,thatwasoneofthetinyones.*这才是你吃的方法*Thisishowyoueatit!Tom别那么做Dont
43、dothat,Tom!这是个事情JUStinDerek和Ben是同性恋Thisissomething,Justin.DerekandBenaregay,但经常偶尔APril跟Derek会有关系butoften,onoccasion,AprilwillhaverelationswithDerek.对吧挺疯狂的讨论一下Right?Crazystuff.Discussthat.没有可讨论的了你已经解释完了Theresnotmuchmoretodiscuss.Youkindofexplaineditall.还有谁是同性恋Whoelseisgay?Tom你得帮我冷场了我看到Justin打哈欠了Tom,I
44、needyourhelp.Therewasalull.IsawJustinyawn.请告诉我打哈欠在印度是激动的意思还是什么的PleasetellmethatyawningisasignofexcitementinIndiaorsomething.Tom集中注意天啊你帮不上Tom,focus!God,yourenohelp.是的需要说明这不会影响到我Yes,justtobeclear,thiswillinnowayinfluenceme.不会影响我的选择Itwontaffectmydecision.也不会承诺你课程的未来Andithasnobearingonthefutureofyourcla
45、ss.嘿小家伙还好吗呆挺久了Hey,littlebuddy!Everythingokay?Thattookalongtime.可怜的汤汤他的肠子太脆弱了PoorTommy.Hehasaveryfrailcolon.我感受到你的疼痛了兄弟Ifeelyourpain,brother.我放进嘴里最辣的东西ThehottestthingIeverputintomymouth是在巴西南部的一个偏远小村里wasinthisremotevillageinSouthernBrazil.听起来好棒-是Thissoundsgood.-Yeah.他们拿一点点蝎子毒然后上.Theytakealittlebitofscorpionpoisonandtheyserve.我很好奇那是谁Iwonderwhothatis.那会是谁呢Whocouldthatbe?肚皮舞&hea
