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2、rememberourthree-leggeddogChampion.啊挺可爱的Ah,thatscute.”还有你比我会洗衣服多了Also,youarewaybetteratlaundry.“能帮我洗了然后寄回给我吗Canyoupleasedomineandsenditbacktome?谢谢爱你老鼠耗子最棒爱你的AndyThanks.Loveyou.MouseRatrules.Love,Andy.没那么可爱了1.esscute.1,P.S.请赶快P.S.Pleasehurry.”我已经把手帕当内♥裤♥连穿三天了,，Ivebeenwearingabandanaasun
3、derwearforthreedaysnow.看还有张照片1.ook,theresapicture.啊那也太可怕了Ah!Thatshorrifying.我好爱他啊Ilovehimsomuch.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第2集第5季第2集好的所以你有研究结果了吗Okay,sodoyouhavetheresultsofthestudy?是的它们很棒Yes,andtheyregreat你的汽水税绝对会减少这个镇的糖尿病Yourtaxonsodawoulddefinitelylowerdiabetesinthistown.哦而我还有一个会议的好道具Oh,andIhaveagreatpropforthe
4、meeting.这是一个普通Pawnee十岁小孩每个月从汽水里摄入的糖的总量ThisistheamountofsugarthattheaveragePawnee1O-year-oldconsumes,fromsoda,everymonth.那太恶心了-恶心Thatisgross.-It,sgross.这么多糖吗真的恶心Allthatsugar?-Itsreallygross.真是个有力的描述-你在干嘛呢Whatapowerfulimage.-Whatareyoudoing?你在糖里放了什么啊真好吃Whatdidyouputinthesugar?Itssogood.我作为市议员的第一个行动-My
5、firstactasacityCouncilwoman-我提出向那些大杯含糖饮料征税veproposedataxonallthosegiantsugarysodas所以我们可以阻碍人们去喝sowecandiscouragepeoplefromdrinkingthem.我相信在我的帮助下Ibelieve,withmyhelp,所有本地餐厅能变得更健康-alllocalrestaurantscangethealthier-“大肚汉堡“大而宽“胖袋子”PaunchBurger,BigandWide,TheFatSack,“李子上校的剩饭槽”-CoronelPlumsSlopTrough-这家之前是S
6、ues沙拉whichwasformerlySuesSalads而被我们赶出了这个镇untilweranthatoutoftown.啊女议员Ah,councilwoman.为对你无尽寻求亲身照顾每个美国公民这件事表达敬意Inhonorofyournever-endingquesttopersonallybabysiteachandeveryAmericancitizen,我去了大肚汉堡给我自己来了个大号♥套餐IwenttoPaunchBurgerandgotmyselfaNumbertwo-双层培根手榴弹豪华版土豆煎饼DoubleBaconGrenadeDeluxe,hashbro
7、wns,辣椒芝士薯条和一个水煮蛋chilicheesefries,andonepoachedegg.恶真是大号♥啊Ugh!Numbertwoisright.我还来了杯1800克Sweetums糖果喷溅饮料Ialsopickedupa6♥4♥-ounceSweetumsSugarSplash.该死我太爱这个国家了DamniIlovethiscountrysomuch.Ron我真的高兴你在这里Ron,mreallygladthatyourehere.我们政♥治♥上的不同放在一边Ourpoliticaldifferencesasi
8、de,我要以市议员的身份参加我的第一次委员会会议了Iamabouttogotomyfirstcommitteemeetingasacitycouncilwoman.我有话要对你说TheressomethingIneedtosaytoyou.拜托别Pleasedont.我知道你讨厌感觉和情感Iknowyouhatefeelingsandemotions,但如果不是你我不会在这个位置butIwouldnotbewhereIamifitwasn,tforyou.你雇佣了我你一直都支持我Youhiredme.Youvealwayssupportedme.我能如何报答你呢HowcanIeverrepay
9、you?帮我续杯Getmearefill.嘿各位Hey,everybody.所以我检查了你们的报告So,vebeengoingoveryourreports.我们试着在字体上保持一致伙计们好吗1.etstrytobeconsistentwithourfonts,guys,okay?这些备忘录里随机的字体差别多到疯狂Theresacrazyamountofrandomfontdifferencesinthesememos.是啊人们一致的字体使用别闹了Yeah,people.Consistentfontusage.Comeon.TimesNewRoman全部统一TimesNewRoman,acro
10、sstheboard.不要Geneva不要Garamond肯定更不能要Papyrus啊NoGeneva,noGaramond,definitelynoPapyrus.Papyrus开玩笑呢吧Papyrus?Areyoukiddingme?专业办公室设置里没有这种字体的位置啊Theresnoplaceforthatinaprofessionalofficesetting.是的谢谢你AprilYes!Thankyou,April.这些大学实习生都应该好好被塑造一下Thesecollegeinternsreallyneedtobewhippedintoshape,但别担心因为他们叫我华东butdon
11、tworry,becausetheycallmeDevo,因为我有重塑雕像的权利”causeIcanwhipemgood.显然也要保证内容是完美的Andobviouslymakesurethecontentsperfecttoo.哦还有呃字号♥12Oh,and,uh,12point.13就太讨厌了会开得不错13,sjustobnoxious.Greatmeeting.让路同志们Outoftheway,people.激励小队路过了Motivationalbrigadecomingthrough.吼吼Hoho!所以你们这群男孩子要一起锻炼身体了是吧So,youboysaregonna
12、goworkouttogether,huh?棒啊去哪-社区大学Nice.Whereabouts?-Communitycollege.呃太远了Eh,thatstoofar.Chris和Tom提出帮助我训练成为一名警官ChrisandTomofferedtohelpmetraintobecomeapoliceofficer.体能测试大概在三个月之后Thephysicalexamisaboutthreemonthsaway而我的体型太差了但我已经能做到这个了andIaminterribleshape,butIcanalreadydothis.所以差不多了So,mgettingthere.所以我有一个
13、进入警校需要能做到的所有事情列表So,vegotalistOfeverythingthatmsupposedtobeabletodotogetintothepoliceacademy,而第一条是“能在25分钟之内跑完3.2公里”andnumberoneis,beabletorun2milesinunder25minutes.这个打错了是吧Thatsatypo,right?我觉得人类不可能做到啊Imean,thatshumanlyimpossible.当你能够专注于你的头脑和身体Whenyouareabletofocusyourmindandyourbody,一切皆有可能anythingispo
14、ssible.一切皆有可能Anythingispossible!KathrynPinewoodPawnee餐饮协会Pinewood女士Ms.Pinewood,最近很多本地餐厅recently,manyofthelocalrestaurants把他们的“小号♥汽水杯换成了巨大的1.8公斤havechangedtheirsmall-sizeoptiontoawhopping6♥4♥-ounces.确实是这样而这对消费者是好消息Thatscorrect,andit,sgreatfortheconsumer.同样的钱更多乐趣Morebangforthebuck
15、.我们要把优♥惠&hearts他送上法庭吗Areweputtingbargainsontrialhere?哪一个心智健全的人会把这玩意儿叫小号♥啊Howcouldanysanepersoncallthatsmall?嗯如果顾客真的想要一个更小的Well,ifthecustomertrulywantsasmallersize,还有一个选择thereisanoption.哦你是说一口杯”吗Oh,doyoumeantheli,lswallow?有人买♥♥那个吗Doesanybodybuythat?有些女孩子会买♥♥去
16、摆在玩具屋里Somegirlsbuythemfortheirdollhouses,但它们不是很受欢迎buttheyrenotverypopular.我是说只需多花五分钱Imean,foronlyanickelmore,你就能得到1.81公斤了youget6♥4♥ounces.嗯呃大肚汉堡最近刚刚推出了Well,uh,PaunchBurgerjustrecentlycameout一个新的3.6公斤的选择withanew128-ounceoption.大部分人叫它一加仑（3.78升）Mostpeoplecallitagallon,但他们叫做“中杯”buttheycall
17、ittheregular.11然后有一个恐怖的14.5公斤的版本Then,thereisahorrifying512-ounceversion他们叫做“儿童款”thattheycallchildsize.这怎么算是“儿童款”汽水呢HowisthisanChild-Sizensoda?嗯这大概是一个两岁孩子的大小Well,itsroughlythesizeofatwo-year-oldchild,在这个孩子被液化之后ifthechildwereliquefied.以$1.59的价格真的是很划算了Itsarealbargainat$1.59.抱歉Pinewood女士msorry,Ms.Pinewo
18、od,但为什么会有人需要这么多的汽水呢butwhywouldanybodyneedthismuchsoda?轮不到我来为顾名说话Itsnotmyplacetospeakfortheconsumer,但所有人都该去买♥♥buteveryoneshouldbuyit.Pawnee社区大学Sweetums体育馆来吧Andy加油你能做到的Comeon,Andy,comeon.Youcandoit.跑跑跑跑跑跑跑跑跑Go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go,go.冲冲冲冲冲冲冲冲冲Dig,dig,dig,dig,dig,dig,dig,dig,dig.啊-棒Aah!-Y
19、es!哦我的天Oh,myGod.太热了太可怕了Itssohot.Itwashorrible.哦我要死了我太累了Oh,mgoingtodie.msotired.全身都好疼Everythinghurts.跑步简直不可能Runningisimpossible.你在干什么啊Whatareyoudoing?Tom现在不是批评的时候Tom,nowisnotthetimeforcriticism.他做得怎么样Howdidhedo?Andy跑完3.2公里花了29分43秒Andyfinishedhistwo-milerunin29minutesand43seconds.不我永远都当不了警♥察&he
20、arts;了No!mnevergonnabeacop.我只能去当个强盗了mgonnahavetobearobber.哦加油啊坚持住朋友Oh,comeon.Hanginthere,pal.我要开一圈了mgonnadrivearound.Andy我为你骄傲Andy,mproudofyou.不是因为你做的你做的太糟糕了Notbecauseofwhatyoudid,whichwasterrible,但因为我即将能让你做到的butbecauseofwhatmgoingtobeabletogetyoutodo.我猜我是为自己骄傲吧Iguessmproudofme.谢了哥们我也是Thanks,man.Met
21、oo.我们要太多工作要做了Wehavesomuchworktodo.哦嘿ElIisOh,hey,Ellis,你把竞选图片放到网站上了吗haveyouputthecampaignpicturesuponthewebsite?哦是哦我开始做了Oh.Yeah.Istarteddoingthem.那你准备要结束做吗Andareyougoingtofinishdoingthem?哦回见了伙计Oh.Later,man.我实际上觉得你看起来挺好Iactuallythinkyoulookreallygood,除了你屁♥股♥里的棍子exceptforthestickupyourbut
22、t.你觉得是谁画的Whodoyouthinkdrewit?是Nathaniel吗还是EllisWasitNathaniel?Ellis?天我觉得这些实习生完全不尊重也不喜欢我Man,Ifeelliketheseinternsdonotrespectorlikemeatall.说实话你在字体这个事情上可以放松一点Honestly,youcouldloosenupabitonthefontstuff.还有所有事一般来说Andeverythingingeneral.天啊这也太荒唐了他们只是实习生而已God,thisisinsane.Theyreinterns.他们完全是可以换掉的而且我还是他们老板T
23、heyretotallyreplaceable,andmtheirboss.就开除他们呗Justfirethem.呃嘿JenUh,hey,Jen.听着我对有些实习生有点问题1.isten,mhavingaproblemwithsomeoftheinterns.我想要做一点改变mthinkingOfmakingsomechanges.是啊Yeah.结果Ellis是Murray议员的侄子TurnsoutEllisisCongressmanMurraysnephew.拉♥姆♥斯♥菲♥尔♥德♥时任国防部长Nathani
24、el和拉♥姆&hearts沸f♥菲♥尔♥德♥有关系NathanielisrelatedtoDonaldRumsfeld.本伯南克时任美联储主席Brittany的爹是本伯南克的牙医Brittany1SdadisBenBernankesdentist这里的每一个小混♥蛋♥都有重要关系Everysingleoneoftheselittletwerpsisseriouslyconnected.所以新计划So,newplan.不是开除了他们Insteadoffiringthem,我得拍肿他们的马屁Iamgo
25、ingtokisstheirasseslikecrazy.Pawnee市议会公共健康委员会会议KathrynPinewoodPawnee餐厅协会Knope女士这事和消费者权益有关Ms.Knope,thisisaboutconsumerrights,而如果他们不想喝我们的美味汽水andiftheydontwanttodrinkourdelicioussodas,我们确实提供了更健康的选择比如”水零“Wedoprovidehealthieroptions,likewaterzero.哦对哦那我们来说说水零”吧Oh,yes.Letstalkaboutwaterzero.这个名字暗示饮料是零卡的像大部
26、分水-样Thenameimpliesthattherearezerocalories,likemostwater,但实际上它每份含300卡路里butinfact,ithas300caloriesperserving.这不是在误导吗Isntthatmisleading?商标中的“零”代表饮料中水的含量Thezeroonthelabelreferstotheamountofwaterinit,也就是零whichiszero.如果你想喝零卡水的话Ifyouwantzero-caloriewater,试试”健怡水零轻量版”trydietwaterzerolite.热量只有60卡Ithasonly60c
27、alories.好吧我觉得我们聊完了Okay,Ithinkwe,redonehere.非常感谢Thankyousomuch.哦议员女士还有一件事Oh,councilwoman,onemorething.KathrynPinewoodPawnee餐厅协会如果你的征税议案通过了Ifyourtaxbillpasses,本地餐厅将会损失惨重localrestaurantswillhurtbadly.我们会必须裁员大概100人Wellhavetolayoffabout100people.你在恐吓我她在恐吓Yourebluffing.She,sbluffing.你在恐吓吗Areyoubluffing?你征
28、税议案通过的那一秒钟Thesecondyourtaxbillpasses,这篇新闻稿将会传开thispressreleasegoeswide.我们会上见Seeyouatthemeeting.LeslieKnope汽水税强迫大规模裁员LeslieKnopeSodaTaxForcesMassiveLayoffs.哦我的天Ann我得来点糖0h,myGod,Ann.Ineedsomesugar.不不不不不住手No,no.No,no,no!Stopit!1.eslie你现在就住手1.eslie,youstopitrightnow!Pawnee市公共论♥坛♥汽水税论&heart
29、s坛♥免费向公众开放好吧我们开始Okay,letsgetstarted.我提出了这项议案Iproposedthisbill,但这个议题变得十分复杂buttheissuehasbecomeverycomplicated,所以在我决定如何投票之前sobeforeIdecidehowIamgoingtovote,我很想听听双方的意见dlovetohearfrombothsides.谁先开始好的Who,dliketostart?Yes.是啊我在李子上校工作Yeah,IworkatColonelPlumps,而剩饭槽传的流言是andwordaroundtheSlopTroughis,他们在
30、考虑裁员了theyretalkingaboutlayingpeopleoff.所以或许你能放下你趾高气扬的样子So,maybeyoucouldgetoffyourhighhorse而帮我保住我的工作andhelpmekeepmyjob.是啊-是啊Yeah!-Yeah!嗯先生我可能会投反对票Well,sir,Imayvoteagainstthetax,因为坦白讲我不会轻率对待失业问题because,frankly,Idonttakejoblosseslightly.不我想要征税No.Iwantthetax.我老公开始喝那些超大汽水Myhusbandstarteddrinkingthosegian
31、tsodas,而他在三个月里长了90斤andhesgained100poundsinthreemonths.所以我们已经十年没有做♥爱♥了Consequently,wehaventhadsexintenyears.我我以为你说他过去三个月才开始增重I-Ithoughtyousaidhegainedweightinthelastthreemonths.嗯我们还有一大堆其他的问题Well,wehavelotsofotherproblems.嗯夫人我初始的立场就是执行征税会对公共健康有益Well,ma,am,myoriginalstancewasthatimplement
32、ingthistaxwouldbegoodforpublichealth.所有的税都是偷窃Alltaxationistheft!如果政♥府♥可以对我收税Ifthegovernmentcantaxme,我-我就-我就能这么做I-IcanIcandothis.Grover把那个女人的包还回去Grover,givethatwomanherpurseback.里面有好多药瓶啊Theresalotofpillbottlesinhere.好吧Okay.对开路车做了点小装饰Beenmakingsomemodificationstothepacecar.扬声器系统广♥
33、告♥狂人酒吧iPad架还有砰Speakersystem,MadMenbar,iPaddock,andbam!橙色赛车条纹Orangeracingstripe.完美重现速度与激♥情♥3:东京漂移里HanLUe的日产车ItsaperfectrecreationofHanluesNissaninTheFastAndTheFurious:TokyoDrift.奇怪的是至今还没人注意到Weirdly,sofar,noonehasnoticed.我想找到能真正激励你的东西Iwanttofindsomethingthatreallymotivatesyou.你为何想
34、达到这个目标Whydoyouwanttoachievethisgoal?我只想为我和April找到份好工作IjustwanttogetagoodjobformeandApril.是的继续深挖好的是的Yes!Keepgoing.Dig.-Okay,yeah.呃我爱APriI我觉得她很棒Uh,IloveApril.Ithinkshesawesome.她是我全世界唯一在乎的ShesallIcareaboutinthewholeworld.是的爱和家庭Yes.Loveandfamily.还有其他的吗真的Whatelseisthere,really?完全没有了Nothingatall.我运动是因为当我还
35、是个婴儿时Iexercisebecause,whenIwasababy,我有一种罕见的血液疾病Ihadarareblooddisorder,而我推测我需要感觉我的身体保持在一流的状态.andIsupposeIneedtofeellikemybody,sintip-topshape.所以它不会毁掉我让我一个人死去Soitdoesntdestroyme,leavingmetodiealone.很棒你有你的我有我的Great.Yougotyours,Igotmine.我要一直跑到吐我们走mgonnagoruntillIpuke.Letsgo.猜猬这些盒子里是啥啊各位Guesswhatsinthese
36、boxes,everybody?啥披萨没错What?Pizza.Thatsright.所有人放松一下来次披萨休息我请Everybodychillout.Takeapizzabreakonme.Ellis咋滴啦我的小伙你抓片小萨吧哥Ellis,whatsup,mymale?Yougrabasliceofza,brah.好吧Allright.嘿哥们你也玩极限啊Hey,dude,doyouplayUltimate?是啊我在乔治敦大学打校内队Yeah,IplayintramuralatGeorgetown.哥们我也是啊在大学里Dude,sodidI,incollege.哇你俩应该结个婚啊Whoa,yo
37、uguysshouldgetmarried.我们明早应该去公园来一场Weshouldplaytomorrowmorninginthepark.网站怎么办呢无所谓啦Whataboutthewebsite?-Whatever.你随时都能放上那些图啦Youcanputthosepicsupanytime.我们得锁定点抓盘子Weshouldlockdownsometightdiscgrabs,我说得对吧小El童鞋amIright,ell-bones?是啊听起来不错-是吗Yeah,itsoundsgood.-Yeah?比工作好Itsbetterthanworking.确实确实Nodoubt,nodoub
38、t.好了挺好了披萨爱好者们Allright,listenup,pizzalovers.明早上班前公园里飞盘Tomorrowmorning,pre-workUltimateinthepark.所有人都受邀你们觉得如何Everybodysinvited.Whatdoyousay?我们做就是了我的哥们们1.etsdoittoit,mydudes.好了还有人吗Okay,anyoneelse?是啊如果我们对汽水收税Yeah,ifweputataxonsoda,我是说F一个是啥呢收人吗Imean,whatsnext,income?先生你不交所得税的吗Sir,youdontpayyourincometax?
39、我交不交所得税与政♥府♥无关WhetherornotIpayincometaxisnoneofthegovernmentsbusiness.哦嗯不实际上很关Oh,well,no,actually,itis.嗯你不知道我叫啥或者长啥样Well,youdontknowmynameorwhatIlooklike,所以祝你好运能找到我吧sogoodluckfindingme.我觉得我们该向所有坏东西收税Ithinkweshouldtaxallbadthings,比如种族歧视和女人的阴♥道♥likeracismandwomensvaginas.我们
40、不会对任何人的生殖器收税的Werenottaxinganyonesgenitals.那我们在这里搞什么啊Thenwhatthehellarewedoinghere?我们走男孩们Comeon,boys.好吧嗯我们来次快速的民♥意♥投票Okay,um,letstakeaquickstrawpoll.如果同意举起绿牌如果不同意举起红牌AnnHoldupgreenifyouagreeandredifyoudisagree.Ann?“汽水税很好会使人们更健康”Thesodataxisgoodandwillhelppeoplegethealthier.所以差不多一半吗-一半So
41、,abouthalf?-Half.好的汽水税不好对消费者不公平”Okay,thesodataxisbadandunfairtoconsumers.一半一半Halfandhalf.非常感谢结果很让人困惑Thankyousomuch.Thisisveryconfusing.我有个主意vegotanidea.可能不是我应该失业Maybeinsteadofmelosingmyjob,而是你应该失业yououghttoloseyourjob.我们罢免LeslieKnope吧LetsrecallLeslieKnope.我们来吧Letsdothis!接得漂亮Nicecatch!拜托有人告诉我我们柯达了那个瞬
42、间Someonepleasetellmewekodakedthatmoment.耶盘子动起来Yeah,rockedthatscoober!哇你做到了小豪Whoa!Yougotit,Howie!好了APriI分数是多少Allright,April,whatsthescore?1000比71.OOOto7.运动精神不错哥们Goodsportsmanship,bro.对不起Sorry.Andy跟着我说好Andy,repeatafterme.-Okay.我为April而跑我为April而跑IrunforApril.1-1runforApril.为你老婆跑吧孩子Runforyourwife,son!“我
43、为爱而跑我为爱而跑Irunforlove.-1runforlove.选手们各就各位Playaz,atyourmarks.你为什么而跑来着ChriSWhatdoyourunforagain,Chris?没人没事这有什么意义呢Nobody.Nothing.Doesitreallyevenmatter?预备开跑Getset.Getatme!哇Whoa!哦嘿你还好吗Oh,hey,youokay?不我的身体出毛病了No.Theressomethingwrongwithmybody.啥-我的腿不管用了What?-Mylegsarentworking.我坏掉了mbroken.我得马上去医院看医生Ineedt
44、ogotothehospitalandseeadoctorrightaway.嘿Hey.噫你看起来好怪你也是啊Yikes.Youlookweird.-Sodoyou.我撒谎的你永远都很美丽Thatsalie.Youalwayslookbeautiful.好吧嗯我昨晚一晚没闭眼Okay,well,Icouldntsleepawinklastnight,所以早上5点soat5:00inthemorning,我去大肚汉堡点了个提神饮料IwenttoPaunchBurgerforapick-me-up.我决定不来选哪种汽水IcouldntdecidewhatkindofsodaIwanted,所以我让
45、他们把全部六种放在一杯里soIhadthemputallsixinonecup.你知道喝起来像啥吗Youknowwhatittasteslike?恶心吗-嗯哼Disgusting?-Mm-hmm.你要怎么投票-我不知道Howareyougonnavote?-1dontknow.如果我投票支持收税我可能失去我的工作IfIvoteforthetax,thenImightlosemyjob,而如果我投票反对andifIvoteagainstit,我可能会背叛自己的提案Imightbebetrayingmyownbill.就像我在一条模棱两可的大河上漂流It,slikemfloatinginthisgiantriverofambiguity.我在不确定性的温暖瀑布之卜munderawarmwaterfallofuncertainty.你只是急切地想尿了吧Doyoujusthavetopeerealbad?是的-是啊Yes.-Yeah.我失去了我的直觉了velostallofmyinstincts.我迷失了我不知道我会怎么做mlost1dontknowwh
