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1、哦嘿BenOhhey,Ben.你看到我193个国家国旗的完整收藏了吗Haveyouseenmycompletecollectionofall193nationalflags?哦它们在这儿呢Ooh!Heretheyare.哇Wow!所以我被邀请在PawneeITI心高中开展今年的模拟联♥合♥国♥活动So,vebeenaskedtorunthisyearsModelUNatPawneeCentralHighSchool.出席率不太高Attendancehasbeenlow.如果我不把它做得很棒他们可能会取消AndifIdontmakeitawesome,t
2、heymaycancelit我好奇我会不会做得很棒Iwonderifmgonnamakeitawesome.或者我当韩国你可以当孟加拉国.OrIcanbeSouthKorea,youcanbeBangladesh.你可以组一个泛亚联盟YoucanformlikeaTrans-Asiaticalliance.是我喜欢我也看到这么做的价值Yeah,Ilikeit.AndIseethemeritsofit.我只是担心我们都在亚洲的话IjustworryifwerebothinAsia,会限制住我们的眼界-嗯itmightlimitourscope.-Mm.我想卷起袖子Ikindawanttoroll
3、upmysleeves让地理政♥治♥学问题解决不在话下andmakegeopoliticalproblem-solvingmybitch.阿门哥们Amen,brother.我们回到计划A我当丹麦你当秘鲁1.etsgobacktoplanA.llbeDenmark,youbePeru.好的Yes!哦你知道我高中是没怎么搞模拟联♥合♥国♥活动所以Oh,youknow,IdidntreallydoModelUnitedNationsinhighschool,so.哦等等我超级搞过Oh,wait.Isuper-did.我还需要几个志
4、愿者Ineedafewmorevolunteers.Andy你愿意当冰岛吗Andy,willyoubeIceland?巨鸭奇兵2里的坏蛋吗ThebadguysfromMightyDucks2?我不觉得-好吧那日本呢Dontthinkso.-Okay,howaboutJapan?龙威小子2里的坏蛋吗ThebadguysfromKarateKid2?更差了德国呢Evenworse.How,boutGermany?他们从来没当过坏蛋Theyveneverbeenthebadguys.要不你还是当芬兰吧WhydontyoubeFinland?好好吗Okay.-Okay?而我要当月亮Andllbethe
5、Moon.不你要当南非或者No,youregonnabeSouthAfricaor.巴基斯坦-我是月亮不然我退出Pakistan.-mtheMoon,orIquit.APril-月亮或者退出哥们April.-Moonorquit,man.行你当南非而你可以偷偷运行月亮Fine.YoubeSouthAfrica,andyoucanalsosecretlyrunthemoon.月亮接受你的荒谬提议TheMoonacceptsyourridiculousproposal.Ron你要加入吗Ron!Youwannajoinus?看我可以让你当美国1.ook!llletyoubeAmerica.然后教孩子
6、们说不仅政♥府♥很好Andteachkidsthatnotonlyisgovernmentgood,而且还应该有一个世界范围内的超级政♥府♥吗butthereshouldbeaworld-widesuper-government?我宁愿去磨脚指甲drathersanddownmytoenails.每三周我必须用砂纸磨一次脚指甲Everythreeweeks,1havetosanddownmytoenails.它们太硬指甲剪剪不动Theyretoostrongforclippers.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第7集第4季第7集Pawnee模
7、拟联♥合♥国♥打扰一下Excuseme.您是LeSlieKnope吗哦我在说什么呢AreyouLeslieKnope?Oh,whatamItalkingabout?您当然是了一早安大使夫人（法语）Ofcourseyouare.-Bonjour,MadameAmbassadeur.太感谢您来帮我们拯救我们的社团了Thankyousomuchforcomingandtryingtohelpsaveourclub.能看到一个真正的Pawnee模联传说本人我们都很激动WeresoexcitedtoseeatruePawneeModelU.N.legendina
8、ction.谢谢我真的不会用模联传说来描述自己Thankyou.IreallywouldntdescribemyselfasaModelU.N.legend.我一般是用偶像或者英雄dgowithicon.Orhero.你看如果你问我安然公♥司♥是倒闭了但是没有出局1.ook,ifyouaskme,Enronisdownbutnotout.谁不喜欢一个东山再起的故事呢Whodoesntlikeacomebackstory?好哒你想听我的计划晚点再说Allright,youwannahearmyplan,getatmelater.我要跟一个老朋友见个面Igottamee
9、tupwithanoldfriend.好嗡回见哥们Allright,peace,man.我们去这个午饭的事情1.etsgodothislunchthing.我只是还有一场快速的面试Ijusthaveonemorequickinterview.我还在试图寻找你的替代者mstilltryingtofindyourreplacement.那是除非你想回你的旧工作Thatis,unlessyouwantyouroldjobback.我告诉过你了Ron瑟夫我改做大事了Itoldyoubefore,Ronseph,Imovedontobiggerthings.E720垮掉是幸事E720goingunder
10、wasablessing.我会像个老板一样把它撕碎mtearingitupallovertownlikeaboss.听起来不错TommySoundsgreat.Tommy.我请TOm回来工作好几次了veofferedTomhisjobbackseveraltimes,每次他都告诉我他忙于创业andeachtimehestoldmehesjusttoobusybeinganentrepreneur.然后两天前Thentwodaysago,我在Macy百货看到他到处喷古龙水小样IsawhimsprayingcolognesamplesatMacys.这个年轻人自尊心太强rTheyoungmanha
11、salotofpride.这次不会很轻松的Thisisntgonnabeeasy.AnnPerkinsAnnPerkins.嘿Chris最近怎样-不好Hey,Chris,howsitgoing?-Notgood.我能跟你聊会儿吗-好CanItalktoyou?-Okay.我不确定你知不知道mnotsureifyoureaware,但我和JerryGergich意外性感的女儿MillicentGergich有了一段浪漫关系butIamromanticallyinvolvedwithJerryGergich1SsurprisinglyhotdaughterMillicentGergich.是哦你在
12、April的万圣节聚会上跟她贴得挺紧的嘛Yeah.YouweregrindingwithherprettyhardatAprilsHalloweenparty.正确不管怎样我们已经经过四次约会了Thatscorrect.Anyway,wevebeenonfourdates,但现在MillicentGergich已经两次没有回我电♥话♥了butnowMillicentGergichhasntreturnedmylasttwophonecalls.我觉得这段关系可能有麻烦了而我不知道原因Ithinktherelationshipmaybeintrouble,andIdo
13、ntknowwhy.哇一段四次约会的关系可能不是100%完美的吗Wow.Afour-date-longrelationshipmightnotbe100%perfect?我觉得你应该开展全面调查rIthinkyoushouldlaunchafull-scaleinvestigation.讽刺的根源是事实AnnTherootofsarcasmistruth,Ann.我确实会开展全面调查Iamgoingtolaunchafull-scaleinvestigation.我也真心感谢你的建议AndIsincerelythankyouforthatsuggestion.乐意在你又艮难时刻能帮忙GladI
14、couldhelpinthesetryingtimes.又是讽刺了Sarcasmagain!你太令人开心了Youreadelight.你们几个月的准备都是为了今年的地缘政♥治♥场景Youveallbeenpreparingformonthsforthisyearsgeopoliticalscenario.全球粮食危机globalfoodcrisis.安♥理♥会♥我们需要你们的带领不然数H乙的人们都会饿死SecurityCouncil,weneedyoutoleadus,orbillionsofpeoplewillstarve
15、todeath.但最重要的是玩得开心Butmostimportantly,havefun.因为我的竞选我们关系里浪漫的部分已经结束了Duetomycampaign,theromanticaspectofourrelationshipisover.我对此完全没事Andmtotallyfinewiththat.但Ben和我的共同点真的太多了ButBenandIhavesomuchincommon.我是说我们是很棒的朋友Imean,wereamazingfriends.友谊更好Andfriendshipisbetter因为朋友能帮你搬家becausefriendshelpyoumove.他们开车送你
16、去机场Theydriveyoutotheairport.男朋友就爰你然后和你结婚Boyfriendsjust.loveyouandmarryyou.JeITy我在开展关于我和你女儿MillicentGergich浪漫关系的全面调查Jerry!Iamlaunchingafull-scaleinvestigationintomyromanticrelationshipwithyourdaughterMiIlicentGergich,我觉得我可以听听你的意见andIthoughtIcouldpickyourbrain.哦哎呀我真的不该参与这种.Aw,jeez,Ireallyshouldntbeinv
17、olvedinsometh.前情提要我们相处得极其的好Quickrecap.thingsweregoingwonderfully.我们真的是情投意合Weclickedonanemotionallevel.然后突然地我就失去了她的联♥系♥Andthensuddenly,Ijuststoppedhearingfromher.嗯你应该很了解她了是怎么回事Now,youmustknowherprettywell.whatgives?这是我观察到的情况Here,swhatIsawgodown.Donna好啊也参与进来Donna!Yeah!Getinonthis.你太好到手了Y
18、ouretooaccessible.每次她打给你你都接Everytimeshecalls,youanswer.你应该吊着她实际上和比喻上Yougottadanglethecarrot,literallyandmetaphorically.谢谢你了Donna-谢谢您哪DonnaThankyou,Donna!-Thanks,Donna.所以.CourtneySo.Courtney.这上面说你1968年就退休了Thissaysyouretiredin1968.不不不No,no,no.我被开除了因为我追求一位种族女人IwasfiredbecauseImadeapassatanethnicwoman.那
19、你过去43年在干什么呢Andwhathaveyoubeendoingforthelast43years?哦你知道的搭便车到处跑Oh,youknow,hitchhikingaround.我去了墨西哥遇见了一大堆种族女孩子IwenttoMexico.Imetalotofethnicgirls.她们那边到处都是Theygrowontreesdownthere.我在监狱里蹲了一阵子Iwasinjailforaspell.差不多就到现在了Thataboutbringsituptodate.听起来你准备好重回情场了CourtneySoundstomelikeyourereadytogetbackinthe
20、game,Courtney.我们再联♥系♥Wellbeintouch.另一位强有力的应聘者Anotherverystrongcandidate.你疯了吗Areyouinsane?他就是个一百万岁的种族主义者Hewasamillion-year-oldracist!他只是说喜欢异国女孩子TomHesaidhelikedethnicgirls,Tom.对不起Ron但我在这里留下了遗产msorry,Ron,butIcreatedalegacyhere,我需要它们得到保护andIneedtomakesureit,sprotected.我们再看看其他人吧1.etsbringi
21、nsomemorepeople.我在这里的四年里Inmyfouryearshere,我给管♥理♥员♥岗位带来了革命Irevolutionizedthepositionofadministrator让这个地方变酷了andmadethisplacecool.我是第一个给公园与娱乐部门缩写的人IwasthefirstpersontoabbreviateParksandRecreationDepartment.首先是公园行娱乐FirstitwasParksandRecreation.然后是公园娱乐ThenParksandRec.然后是公娱ThenP&R.然后加
22、长一点点变成Thenlengtheneditjustalittlebitto.Tommy的地方Tommysplace.好的等等我想到了Okay,waitaminute.IthinkIhaveit.要是我们降低利率Whatifwedroppedinterestrates.那样会帮助你们吗-可能Wouldthathelpyou?-Maybe.但如果巴西和阿根廷把他们的原油存储作为抵押呢ButwhatifBrazilandArgentinausetheiroildepositsascollateral?哦那招真的好啊Oh,thatsreallygood.真会轻描淡写啊法国Under-exaggera
23、temuch,France?哈哈Haha!棒Nice!嘿LeSIie你准备好了吗Hey,Leslie,youready?哦-嗷抱歉没事Oh!-0w.-Sorry.-That,sokay.嗨William-嗨准备好了吗Hi,William.-Hi.Youready?是的完全好了呃他们要为竞选给我拍照Yes.Absolutely.Um.Theywantmetodoaphotoopforthecampaign从而增加我在教育上的筹码soIcanbolstermyeducationcredentials.我们能在这儿暂停一下吗-需要多久CanWejustpresspausehere?-Howlongi
24、sitgonnatake?我真的不太确定mnotreallysure.我准备好之前你能先踩踩水吗Canyoujusttreadwateruntilmready?哦当然行Oh,sure,yeah.我就先踩水直到你准备好Illjusttreadwateruntilyoureready.谢了兄弟Thanks,buddy.1.eslie和我停止约会了1.eslieandIarentdatinganymore,但呃我们是朋友but,uh,we,refriends.所以很好就是很好Soitsfun.Itsjustfun.很好很好It,sfun.its.fun.很好Itisfun.太感谢了Thanksalo
25、t.好啊Yes!亲爰的我刚刚把芬兰的军队给肯尼亚换了50头狮子Honey!IjusttradedFinlandsmilitarytoKenyafor50lions.那挺好的对吧Thatsprettygood,right?是啊.-好Yeah.-Okay.但军队也挺好因为能保护国家啊Butalsomilitariesareprettygoodatprotectingcountries.狮子也是啊Butsoarelions.而且你都不用向他们付钱Andyoudonthavetopaythem.这些孩子都蠢死了Thesekidsareidiots.我刚刚把芬兰所有的无聊东西都和其他国家的狮子换了Ive
26、justtradedallofFinlandsboringstuffforeveryothercountryslions?我现在的狮子肯定比全世界其他国家都要多了Idefinitelyhavemorelionsthananyothercountryinthewholeworldrightnow.我不知道发生了什么Ihavenoideawhat,sgoingon.但如果这个游戏里这有点意义的话Butifthatendsupmeaningsomethinginthisgame,我觉得我搞定了dsaymset.嘿俄♥罗&hearts沸f♥和中国准备提出他们自己的计划了He
27、y,soRussiaandChinaareabouttoproposetheirownplan,所以孩子们有点需要我们也提交了sothekidskindawanttogetoursoutthere.哦好.这个估计五分钟就结束了Oh,okay.thisshouldprobablyonlytakefivemoreminutes.保险起见还是说10到15分钟1.etssay10or15tobesafe.嗯要不我们直接改成40分钟吧Well,howaboutwemakeitacool40?对不起只是这很重要msorry.Itsjustimportant.嗯可是这也很重要啊基本上就是我们来这里的原因了W
28、ell,thisisimportanttoo.Itskindawhywecamehere.抱歉你能靠边一点吗你挡住镜头了msorry,couldyou.Juststepoverhere?Youreintheshot.哦当然Oh,ofcourse.她的生活太棒了Herlifeissoawesome.你和她是朋友真幸运Youreluckyyourefriendswithher.闭嘴吧保加利亚Shutup,Bulgaria!我知道啊嗯条约好的一点就是Iknow,well,thatsthegreatthingabouttreaties,根本无所谓的-嘿我回来啦Itdoesntevenmatter.-H
29、ey!mback.或者就像他们在丹麦说的我回来啦”Or,astheysayinDenmark.mback.大多数人说的是英语MostpeoplespeakEnglish.所以你准备好速成这个条约了吗Soareyouguysreadytopolishoffthistreaty?哦呃实际上我把我们的条约和中俄的融合了Oh,uh.actually,ImergedourtreatywithRussiaandChina,streaty.我被自己的条约剔除了吗Igotcutoutofmyowntreaty?是啊我踩水厌倦了Yeah.IgotsickOftreadingwater,所以我游去了亚洲订了个协议
30、soIswamovertoAsia,madeadeal.丹麦之国想正式要求与秘鲁之国开一次峰会ThenationOfDenmarkwouldliketoformerlyrequestasummitwiththenationofPeru地点在那边的小吃桌overtherebytherefreshmenttable.因为丹麦之国需要喝果汁了BecausethenationofDenmarkneedsajuicebox.我对尊敬的秘鲁代表团的行为感到震惊IamshockedanappalledbytheactionsofthehonorabledelegatefromPeru.Leslie就1.es
31、lie,just.你看.look.我以为我可以搞定和你做朋友IthoughtIcouldhandlebeingfriendswithyou.但是我做不到好吗ButIcanokay?我们那晚同意不能花时间在一起Now,weagreedtheothernightthatwecantspendtimetogether.我觉得这个决定是正确的Ithinkthatwastherightcall.但那是浪漫关系啊Butthatwasinaromanticway.我们还是可以作为朋友在一起Wecanstillspendtimetogetherasfriends.那样根本行不通啊Itdoesntworktha
32、tway.你不能就把一段关系切成几个部分Youcantjustchopuptheaspectsofarelationshipintodiscreteparts然后像自助餐一样只选择自己喜欢的啊andselecttheonesyouwantlikeabuffet.为什么-因为这样很自私Whynot?-Becauseitsselfish.别那么愚钝Stopbeingobtuse.我完全理解他的想法1.ook,Iunderstandwherehescomingfrom.但我对他已经是很直白了ButIhavebeennothingbutstraightforwardwithhim,and,如果世界上任
33、何人能理解我现在的艰难处境那.ifanyoneintheentireworldshouldunderstandthedifficultpositionmin,it,s.就是我已经努力了我还和他分享了我的国旗Itsjustvemadeaneffortandvesharedmyflagswithhim,然后突然他就不想做朋友了andsuddenly,hedoesntwanttobefriends?你知道吗那我就只有一种选择了Youknowwhat?Thatleavesmewithonlyoneoption.请抱就等我一下.Pl.Ex.Justexcusemefora.注意了这是紧急世界事件Atte
34、ntion.Thisisanurgentworldmatter.鉴于最近的背叛我的祖国伟大的丹麦Duetoarecentbetrayal,myhomeland,thegreatstateofDenmark,正式决定向秘鲁宣战hasofficiallydecidedtodeclarewaronPeru.斯堪的纳维亚兄弟们听我指示Scandinavianbrothers,onmysignal.释放地狱吧Unleashhell!你们看我就是不太相信什么不让人们知道你感受的胡话See,Ijustdontbelieveinthiswholedontletpeopleknowhowyoufeelnonse
35、nse.我爱告诉人们我的感受IlovetellingpeoplehowIfeel.基本上是因为我爱大部分人MostlybecauseIlovemostpeople.而且我爱告诉他们我爱他们AndIlovetellingthemthatIlovethem.你没跟这个女孩子说你爱她对吧Youdidnttellthatgirlyouloveher,didyou?没我又没疯-这场紧急会议是怎么回事No.mnotcrazy.-Whatisthisurgentmeeting还有DOrma和JerrywithDonnaandJerry?AnnPerkins我听取了你的意见AnnPerkins.Itookyo
36、uradvice.我讽刺的意见正确Mysarcasticadvice.-Precisely.我们要挖根刨底Andweregettingtothebottom找到我和Jerry女儿问题的根源ofwhatsgoingonwithmeandJerrysdaughter,我觉得你会是这个智囊团极其有用的成员andIthoughtyouwouldbeatremendousadditiontothisthinktank.这也太不合适了Thisisincrediblyinappropriate.哦谢谢了好的我加入Oh,thankyou!-Okay,mgame.不我没开玩笑No.mnotkidding.我叫G
37、ary我是来自印第安纳Gary镇的Myname,sGary,andmfromGary,Indiana.太棒了Amazing.人们喜欢听到这些Peoplelikehearingthat.这可能是我比较强的轶事之一Itsprobablyoneofmystrongeranecdotes.事实可不是轶事啊GaryAfactisnotananecdote,Gary.这才是条轶事Here,sananecdote.今天我见到了世界上最无聊的男人TodayImetthemostboringmanintheworld.他的名字叫GaryHisnamewasGary.嗯Hmm.现在.Now.KeithKeith.
38、在“性别”底下你写了.Undersex,youwrote.性♥爱♥”我要哈哈哈哈哈哈”Yes.Haha,haha,haha.玩得好-谢谢Well-played.-Thankyou.啊但不开玩笑Ah,butalljokesaside.我是个男孩子maboy.Keith我这份工作做了四年Keith,Ihadthisjobforfouryears.我可以跟你说你投入什么就得到什么AndIcantellyou,yougetoutofitwhatyouputintoit.你期望能得到什么Whatareyouhopingtogetoutofit?”你希望什么时候走人”大概一个月
39、左右吧Inlikeamonthorso.什么-哦什么What?-Oh.What!我希望从这份工作中得到什么吗WhatamIhopingtogetoutofthisjob?是啊Yeah.嗯就一一个月的钱Yeah.Likeone.onemonthofmoney.就就挺好的Wouldbe.wouldbejustright.我来给你假设个情况1.etmegiveyouasituation.你在给本地企业开一场市政厅会议Yourehostingatownhallmeetingforlocalbusinesses.呃这太复杂TUh.Thatssomuchstuff.你就一直在讲Youjust,uh.kep
40、tongoing.那就是一件事啊Thatwaslikeonething.我还没说是什么情况呢Ididntevengettothesituationyet.哦好吧Oh!Allright.嗯谢r伙计们Well,thanks,guys.我觉得我们都见得足够rIthinkweveallseenenough.还是不太清楚我申请的是什么岗位Stillnottotallysurewhatmapplyingfor.但你问我的话感觉进展不错But.ifyouaskme,Ithinkitwentprettywell.我们需要关注的是如何毁灭秘鲁WhatWeneedtofocusonishowtodestroyPe
41、ru,特别是一个住在那里的人specificallyonepersonwholivesthere.大使女士你要改变场景吗MadameAmbassador,areyouchangingthescenario?我们没准备这个啊Wedidntprepareforthis.世界政♥治♥会变化的场景会出现Globalpoliticscanchange,andscenarioscanarise然后突然你就像”等等我以为这一件事andsuddenlyyourejustlike,wait,Ithoughtthisonething,“但看那边那是另一件事”butlookoverthe
42、re.Thatsadifferentthing,然后它改变了所有事“然后我就“啥anditschangingeverything,andmlike,what?等等”谁有坦克给我Holdup,Whohastanksforme?我我很抱歉但I-msorry,but.我们还是要试着解决食物危机问题Weregonnakeeptryingtosolvethefoodcrisis.食物啥物这是战争Foodschmood.Thisiswar.天到你疯掉的时候了瑞士God,it,stimeforyoutonutup,Switzerland.哎呀哎呀哎呀看看谁勇敢到Well,well,well,lookwhoi
43、sbraveenough来欧洲露脸了toshowhisfaceinEurope.只要你一个字LeslieSaytheword,Leslie.我把我的狮子军队粘他脸bllstickmyarmyoflionsonhim.好吧看我觉得嗯Okay,look,Ithink,um.这里有点开始失控了Thingsarestartingtogetalittleoutofcontrolhere.我同意你背叛了我Iagree.Youbetrayedme,然后你在我背后操作现在你需要付出代价了andyouwentbehindmyback,andnowyouneedtopay.我需要.我要付出代价是吧Ineedto.
44、Ineedtopay.我结巴了吗DoIstutter?哦好吧很公平Oh.Okay.Fairenough.哦你知道吗你可能想要借用这个Oh,youknowwhat?Youmightwannaborrowthis.恶没人想要你的脏内♥裤♥BenEw,noonewantsyourdirtyunderwear,Ben.这不是脏内♥裤♥这是面白旗It,snotdirtyunderwear.Ifsawhiteflag,你可能就要开始挥舞它了andyoumayaswellstartwavingitrightnow.唯一我会挥舞的theonlything
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