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1、准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Icanthearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendropont
2、hedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝粉色的失败者裤头村欢迎来到裤头村WelcometoBikiniBottom在这能找到海洋生物的最好标本wherecanbefoundsomeofthefinestspecimensofundersealife你也知道Well,youknow邮件一座奖杯Anaward?我以前从来没得过奖Inevergotanawardbefore石头你看1.ook,rock我得奖了Igotanaward小水母我得奖了Jellyfish,Igotanaw
3、ard小岛我得奖了Island,Igotanawa-我必须给海绵宝宝看看IgottashowSpongeBob不要动小蜗Holdstill,Gary就快好了Almostdone海绵宝宝你猜怎么着Hey,SpongeBob,guesswhat?我得奖了Igotanaward太好了派大星Thatsgreat,Patrick是什么的奖Whatsitfor?自己看吧Seeforyourself颁发给杰出成就的成就Foroutstandingachievementinachievement-海绵宝宝海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants?这拼写我
4、名字的方式好奇怪Thatsafunnywaytospellmyname派大星我觉得Patrick,Ithink这奖杯应该是我的theawardisforme你肯定是误拿了Youmusthavegotitbymistake可这很闪亮啊Butit,sshiny是Yeah可你知道还有什么东西是闪亮的吗Butyouknowwhatelseisshiny?冰淇淋Icecream太对了Exactly我找得到Icanfindit在这里头吗Isitinhere?别那是我No,dont,thatsmy-装奖杯的壁橱awardcloset我想要得奖Iwantanaward派大星别哭了Patrick,dontcry
5、总有一天你也会得奖的Youllgetanawardoneday我不可能会得奖的mnevergonnagetanaward因为我什么事都没做成becauseveneverdoneanything可你是派大Butyou,rePatrick星Star你可以想做什么就做什么Youcandoanythingyouwant你说得倒轻巧Thatseasyforyoutosay你可是海绵宝宝YoureSpongeBob派大星要是你想要得奖的话Patrick,ifyouwanttowinanaward就必须要做事youhavetodosomething我想要打败巨猴人拯救第九次元Iwanttodefeatthe
6、giantmonkeymanandsavetheninthdimension我也想Metoo不过听起来有点小难Butthatsoundsalittlehard要不先从小点的事情开始好不Whydontwestartsmaller?我要打败小猴人拯救第八次元Iwannadefeatthelittlemonkeymanandsavetheeighthdimension小点Smaller医生Doctor小点Smaller消防员Fireman?你能想到最小的事Thesmallestyoucanthinkof在蟹堡王上班AjobattheKrustyKrab?对Yeah我上班期间时时刻刻做事Idothin
7、gsatworkallthetime那就出发吧Thenlet,sgo天啊蟹老板能让我上班人可真好Boy,itwassureniceofMr.Krabstogivemeajob蟹堡王而且工资还是五十块小时Andat$50anhour,too我开始在这上班的时候WhenIstartedworkinghere我得付蟹老板一百块一小时IhadtopayMr.Krabs$100anhour嘿章鱼哥Hey,Squidward猜猜谁入职了Guesswhojustgotajob?猜猜谁离职了Guesswhojustquit?我现在得奖了吗DoIgetmyawardyet?你必须要努力争取才行忘了吗Youhav
8、etoworkforit,remember?真该死Tartarsauce接单Pickuporder我现在得奖了吗DoIgetmyawardnow?没有No你必须把托盘带给顾客Youhavetotakethetraytothecustomer好的Okay差一点Almost再试一次Tryagain这次要确保食物端到桌上Andthistime,makesurethefoodgetstothetable像这样吗1.ikethat?不对Nope见鬼Barnacles还是试点别的吧1.etstrysomethingdifferent此处点餐你只要接电♥话♥就行了Allyouha
9、vetodoisanswerthephone遵命船长Aye-aye,captain这是蟹堡王吗IsthistheKrustyKrab?不这是派大星No,thisisPatrick这是蟹堡王吗IsthistheKrustyKrab?不这是派大星No,thisisPatrick这是蟹堡王吗IsthistheKrustyKrab?不No这是派大星ThisisPatrick我才不是蟹堡王IamnotaKrustyKrab派大星那是这家餐厅的名字Patrick,that,sthenameoftherestaurant蟹堡王该死Fishpaste三号♥桌那边积了点灰Itlooksalittl
10、edustyaroundtablethree要不你来打扫一下好吗Howaboutifyousweepitout?有什么意义Whatsthepoint我什么事都做不好Icantdoanythingright你能行的Youlldofine兄弟Hey,pal什么风把你从傻子镇吹来的Youjustblowinfromstupidtown?再接再厉派大星Keeptrying,Patrick我有一堆给海绵宝宝的奖杯IgotaloadofawardsforSpongeBobSquarePants凭什么我什么事都做不好WhycantIdoanythingright?厨房♥Kitchen我现在是得
11、不到奖的了mnevergonnagetanawardnow不要放弃派大星Dontgiveup,Patrick这回我有件事你绝对可以做到ThistimevegotsomethingIknowyoucando我们要开罐子Weregonnaopenajar简单Easy现在你试试吧Nowyoutry首先拿罐子First,getajar派大星那是腌椰菜Patrick,thatsapickle对Yes你需要罐子Youneedajar不对No不对No不对No试试这个Trythis现在把盖子从罐子上拿下来Now,takethelidoffthejar放轻松Justrelax抬起你的手1.iftyourhand
12、太棒了Great就快好了Werealmostthere把手放到盖子上Nowputitonthelid不对盖子No,thelid盖子Thelid盖子Thelid盖子Thelid盖子Thelid盖子TheIid-不要动Freeze就快好了Almostthere手伸向盖子Nowheadforthelid远了Cold近了Warmer近了Warmer近了Warmer很近了Yourehot非常近了Youreonfire近到烫死了Itburns好了好了OK,OK等下等下Wait,wait照着我的样子做DoexactlyasIdo照着我的样子ExactlyasIdo照着Exactly照着Exactly-照着E
13、xactly-照着你的样子做Exactlyasyoudo不好了我弄坏了Ohno,Ibrokeit不对派大星No,no,Patrick你打开了Youdidit打开了Idid?触地得分Touchdown我是开罐大&hearts师♥mjarmaster那可太棒了派大星Thatwasgreat,Patrick你真的已经掌握要领了Youreallygotthehangofit好耶Yeah记得我刚刚把手举起来RememberwhenIhadmyhandup放到盖子上吗andIputitonthelid?记得Oh,yeah然后我把盖子拿下来AndthenItookthelidoff我以为弄坏了
14、AndIthoughtIbrokeit是Yeah可我没有ButIdidnt我用手打开了子Iopenedthejarwithmyhand全都是因为你给我示范了怎么做Anditwasallbecauseyoushowedmehowtodoit我不会忘记这个的mnevergonnaforgetthis派大星你就照着我的样子做Patrick,youdoexactlywhatIdo你迟早会得奖的andyoullhaveanawardinnotime我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready早上好海绵宝宝Goodmorning,SpongeBob真的好神奇能看
15、到简单换件衣服Itsamazinghowasimplechangeofclothes能让别人看起来canmakeaguyIook-跟我一个样justlikeme没错Yup我要是想要赢得奖杯Ifmgonnabeanaward-winner就必须穿得像个赢得奖杯的人Ivegottadresslikeone看着不舒服Thatscreepy不过话说得挺好听Butflattering我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready我准备好了mready蟹堡
16、王又要上班了Well,backtotheoldgrind又要上班了Well,backtotheoldgrind忘戴帽子了Forgotmyhat我也是Metoo锅铲掉了Droppedmyspatula我也是Metoo你在模仿我Yourecopyingme没错Yes你为什么要那样Whyareyoudoingthat?这样我就能得奖了像你一样SoIcanwinanaward,likeyou这样很烦Well,itsannoying就别这样了Sostopit别这样rStopit你可不错了Say,youregood谢rThanks该死Darn玛丽有只小羊羔Maryhadalittlelamb它的绒毛白如w
17、hosefleecewaswhiteas腌椰菜鱼唇pickledfishlips邪恶海藻Seaweevil有鸡说鸡Yorgieshmorgies起码我内心是安全的Atleastmsafeinsidemymind起码我内心是安全的Atleastmsafeinsidemymind别再模仿我了Stopcopyingme这样得不了奖Theresnoawardforthat现在大概可以进去了Well,Iguessitssafetogoinnow派大星你还要继续这样多久Patrick,howlongareyougonnakeepthisup?直到我得的奖跟你一样多为止UntilIhaveasmanyawa
18、rdsasyou那就走着瞧Wellseeaboutthat就不走Nowewont我是裤头村跳绳冠军mthejumpropechampionofBikiniBottom我也是Metoo是吗Ohyeah?我管这招叫切割跳Icallthisonethesliceanddice一条划痕都不留Notascratchonme别想逃Noyoudont当我当得没意思了是吗派大星Notmuchfunbeingmenow,huh,Patrick?开什么玩笑Areyoukidding?我模仿你之前很早就开始做这个了IusedtodothiswaybeforeIstartedcopyingyou轮到我了Myturn真
19、希望能让原本的派大星回来IwishIhadtheoldPatrickback可他净是想要跟我一样Buthejustwantstobelikeme嗨我是派大星Hi,mPatrickStar我是全裤头村最懒最粉的海星mthelaziest,pinkeststarfishinBikiniBottom好希望我是我自己不是海绵宝宝andIwishIwereme,andnotSpongeBob当个粉色的失败者有什么了不起的Whatssogreataboutbeingabigpinkloser?没错Exactly我离得奖的距离就没有Iwasneverclosertoanaward比我开始学你的那一分钟还近过
20、thantheminuteIstartedcopyingyou可是派大星ButPatrick派大星不在Patricksnothere奖杯快递Trophydelivery又一个奖杯Anothertrophy?太棒了Oh,great这回又是什么的奖What,sitforthistime?颁发给什么事都不做的时间最久的Fordoingabsolutelynothinglongerthananyoneelse派大星派大星Patrick这奖杯是给你的Thistrophysforyou耶Yay那你现在要做什么呢So,whatareyougonnadonow?我要保住我的荣誉称号♥mgonna
21、goprotectmytitle你觉得我是在开玩笑吗SoyouthoughtIwaskidding,huh?不在裤头村No,inBikiniBottom就连石头下都能发现优秀excellencecanbefoundevenunderarock裤头村泡泡人每天都是海绵宝宝的节FlEverydayisaholidayforSpongeBob即使他要自己编一个evenifhehastomakeoneup大家好今天是莱弗埃里克松节Hey,everybody,itsLeifEriksonDay莱弗埃里克松：维京人，第一个发现北美洲的欧洲探险家辛格丁格杜根Hingadingadurgen模仿维京人口音，无
22、实际意义嘿派大星Ahoy,Patrick今天是莱弗埃里克松节ItsLeifEriksonDay有张字条Theresanote海绵宝宝SpongeBob我去找更多大纸张了wenttogetmoregiantpaper派大星Patrick备注PS-莱弗埃里克松节快乐happyLeifEriksonDay耶格亨得登革Yergerhernderdernger模仿维京人口音，无实际意义那就这样吧Somuchforthat可能珊迪会来跟我玩MaybeSandywillplaywithme又一张字条Anothernote海绵宝宝SpongeBob去南方过冬了wentsouthforthewinter爱你的珊
23、迪1.ove,Sandy我不明白了1dontgetit水温刚好啊Thewater,sfine章鱼哥Hey,Squidward要来玩吗Wannaplay?不No你确定吗Areyousure?对Yes可真是Darn真希望能有个陪我玩的人IwishIhadabuddytoplaywith有了Iknow直接造一个llmakeone木棍人Stickbuddy不行Nah石头人Rockbuddy不好Nope水池人Sinkbuddy差点感觉Almost有了vegotit泡泡人BubbleBuddy这This好is棒great蟹堡王我等不及要让你Icantwaitforyouto认识认识章鱼哥跟蟹老板了meet
24、SquidwardandMr.Krabs别害羞Dontbeshy来吧Comeon此处点餐下次再来Please,comeagain等我不上班的时候来whenmnotworking下一个Next嗨章鱼哥Hi,Squidward要是你还是要过来上班的话HowamIsupposedtoenjoyyourdayoff我还怎么享受你的假期ifyoucometoworkanyway?我想让你认识认识我的新朋友Iwantyoutomeetmynewfriend泡泡人BubbleBuddy这泡泡是你朋友Thisbubbleisyourfriend?他好帅气Well,heshandsome这点我承认Illgive
25、himthat还有什么事Whatllitbe?我不饿mnothungry那就谢谢惠顾Well,thanksforstoppingby等等Wait你还没接泡泡人的单YouhaventtakenBubbleBuddysorderyet我凭什么要接WhywouldIdothat?他饿rHe,shungry他是没有生命的物体He,saninanimateobject他的钱在这不管用hismoneysnogoodhere你在胡说什么章鱼哥先生Whatareyousaying,Mr.Squidward大家的钱在这都管用Everyonesmoneyisgoodhere在蟹堡王我们会服务各式各样的人Atthe
26、KrustyKrab,weservesallkinds我才不帮泡泡接单mnottakinganorderforabubble你必须接Sureyouare否则我就让你下半生吃不了兜着走Orllfillyourlifewithmiseryandwoe就算你辞职也一样Evenifyouquit我能接你的单吗MayItakeyourorder?等等泡泡人Wait,BubbleBuddy我来替你做决定1.etmedecideforyou菜单蟹黄堡KrabbyPatty双层堡堡DoublePattyPatty小小蟹黄堡KrabbyJuniorJunior小乱堡JumbleSmallPatty大三大四大二堡
27、JuniorSeniorSophomorePatty双层夸脱盎司磅堡QuarterOuncerDoublePounder全都好不错Itsallsogood他只要所有东西都来一份就行HelljusthaveoneOfeverything所有东西来一份Oneofeverything?我爱泡泡人IloveBubbleBuddy泡泡人章鱼哥带我们最好的顾客去餐桌Squidward,showourbestcustomertohistable泡泡人渴了BubbleBuddysthirsty来杯我们这最好的洗发露怎么样Howaboutaglassofourfinestshampoo听起来好棒Soundsgr
28、eat护发用品来了先生Here,syourhaircareproduct,sir泡泡人喜欢弯弯的吸管BubbleBuddylikesbendystraws说什么Whatsthat?泡泡人说味道很怪BubbleBuddysaysittastesfunny你觉得呢Whatdoyouthink?蟹老板Mr.Krabs替顾客着想Thinkofthecustomer我可真傻Sillyme给你上成了无糖洗发露Igotthedietshampoo来了Herewego所有东西各一份给泡泡人OneofeverythingforBubbleBuddy不行章鱼哥Oh,no,Squidward先等等Wait蟹黄堡上面
29、有奶酪Therescheeseonthesepatties然后呢And?泡泡人乳糖不耐BubbleBuddyslactoseintolerant他可不能吃奶酪Hecanteatcheese我们该怎么办Whatshouldwedo?我们We?要不然你就带着这些蟹黄堡再Howaboutyoutakethesepattiesandsho-章鱼哥先生Mr.Squidward你放心泡泡人Dontworry,BubbleBuddy章鱼哥会再做一大盘的Squidwardwillmakeafreshbatch什么What?他也对面包过敏Isheallergictobread,too?其实他不喜欢面包皮Actu
30、ally,hedoesntlikethecrust而且章鱼哥番茄酱应该在肉饼下面AndSquidward,theketchupshouldbeunderthepatty而且章鱼哥腌椰菜应该放左边AndSquidward,thepicklesshouldbeontheleftside而且章鱼哥你应该AndSquidward,youshould-而且章鱼哥andSquidward而且章鱼哥andSquidward-而且章鱼哥andSquidward而且章鱼哥andSquidward给所有东西各一份Here,oneofeverything没奶酪没面包皮Nocheese,nocrust腌椰菜放左边pi
31、cklestotheleft四滴番茄酱foursquirtsofketchup小麦面包无乳生菜wheatbuns,non-dairylettuce人工饲养番茄嘉年华样式andfarm-raisedtomatoes,carnivalstyle如果还有别的事想要我做的And,iftheresanythingelseIcando请一定要犹豫,please,hesitatetoask真是太好吃了Thatwasdelicious钱放桌上了蟹老板Moneysonthetable,Mr.Krabs再见了小子们Solong,boys看吧章鱼哥Yousee,Squidward餐饮行业就是服务至上theresta
32、urantgameisallaboutservice顾客永远是对的Thecustomerisalwaysright记住了小子Rememberthat,lad你总有一天会像我一样成功的andyoullbeassuccessfulasmeoneday你说得对蟹老板Youreright,Mr.Krabs这我学到了Ilearnedmylesson顺带一提泡泡人买♥♥单了Andbytheway,BubbleBuddypickedupthetab这是什么Whatsthis?泡泡钱Bubblemoney起码他们还留了小费Atleasttheyleftatip我们到了泡泡人Here
33、weare,BubbleBuddy酷乐湖GooLagoon在这有好多方式可以大玩特玩Therearelotsofwaystohavefunhere欢迎来到酷乐湖兄弟把我埋了Dudes,buryme知道我意思了吧SeewhatImean?埋好了Alldone好耶Allright泡泡人你把他挖出来BubbleBuddy,youdighimout我去买♥♥点棉花糖whileIgetsomecottoncandy别光站那儿啊兄弟Dontjuststandthere,dude潮快涨过来了Thetidescomingin兄弟Dude?港口公厕我朋友还在里面Myfriendsin
34、there恭喜你了Congratulations摇起来Shakeit摇起来对Shakeit,yeah泡泡屁♥股♥摇起来Shakethatbubblebutt好耶Yeah我屁♥股♥大吗Ismybuttbig?是世界闻名的冲浪游民逾遢石斑Itstheworldfamoussurfbum,GrubbyGrouper等会见石斑迷1.ater,Groupies遨遢要去整点大家伙了Grubbysgottagocatchsomegnarlypounders我不会再洗这只鳍肢了llneverwashthisflipperagain嗨珍珍Hey,Pearl
35、跟泡泡人握个手吧ShakehandswithBubbleBuddy什Wha-他这是第一次自己上Itshisfirsttimeonhisown再次恭喜你们Onceagain,congratulations爆米花花生Popcorn,peanuts此处需等待45分钟冰镇冷饮Icecolddrinks港口公厕两小时够久了吧Twohoursislongenough够了Thatsit泡泡人Hey,BubbleBuddy你上完了啊Yourefinished他就让我们等一个泡泡Hekeptuswaitingforabubble?那不算什么Thatsnothing他说我们肥Hecalledusfat他洗了我的鳍
36、肢Hewashedmyflipper他欠了我的钱Heowesmemoney他让我提供了优质的服务Hemademeprovideexcellentservice兄弟他让我经历了涨潮Dudes,hemademeexperiencehightide他往我们供水系统里下毒Hepoisonedourwatersupply烧了我们庄稼burnedourcrops把瘟疫带到了我们家里anddeliveredaplagueontoourhouses有这回事Hedid?没有No可难道我们非得放任他等他这样做吗Butarewejustgonnawaitarounduntilhedoes?我们要推&hearts翻&
37、hearts;东西Isaywetipsomethingover好Yeah现在怎么了Nowwhat?抓住救生员Getthelifeguard住手Wait不要对他施加这种无谓的暴♥力♥Dontwastethissenselessviolenceonhim都是海绵宝宝的那个笨泡泡ItsthatstupidbubbleofSpongeBob1S导致了这一切的问题that,scausingalltheproblems谁挺我Whoswithme?扎破泡泡Popthebubble各位Hey,everyone你们认识过我朋友泡泡人吗Haveyoumetmyfriend.Bubble
38、Buddy?认识Yes这是Is,Uh-开了个针织小组吗oneofthosesewingcircles?不No介意不要把那些针离得那么近吗Wouldyoumindnotgettingsoclosewiththosepins?尖锐物品会让泡泡人不舒服的PointyobjectsmakeBubbleBuddyuncomfortable上厕所海绵宝宝那个泡泡必须消失SpongeBob,thatbubblesgottago不必了Oh,no他已经会上厕所了Healreadytookcareofthat还是谢谢关心Butthanksforyourconcern不No消失成Goasan为什么Why?你跟那个泡
39、泡就只会惹麻烦Youandthatbubblehavebeennothingbuttrouble是时候要结束了It,stimetoendit不No我不会让你们Iwontletyou我们走Herewego你们抓不到我了Youllnevercatchusnow抓不到Never抓不到Never抓Ne-不到ver闹够r吧海绵宝宝Enoughseahorsingaround,SpongeBob把泡泡给我们Giveusthatbubble扎破泡泡Popthebubble扎破泡泡Popthebubble扎破泡泡Popthebubble不No不行Youcant他不止是个泡泡He,snotjustabubble
40、他是个泡泡人hesaBubbleBuddy他是我的朋友我爱他HesmyfriendandIlovehim你们就没有过很特别的朋友吗Haventyoueverhadaveryspecialfriend?硬币人NickelBuddy我从来没把你花掉Illneverspendyou古怪消音器FunnyMuffler肉干兄弟)erkyPal钥匙布布BoobooKeys两个一SnakeEyes我们爱你Weloveyou那你们觉得如何So,whatdoyousay?扎破泡泡Popthebubble扎破泡泡Popthebubble扎破泡泡Popthebubble扎破泡泡Popthebubble扎破泡泡Pop
41、thebubble扎破泡泡Popthebubble赶紧把事解决了1.etsgetthisoverwith好让我回家吹竖笛soIcangohomeandplaymyclarinet不No不No不No我难道没发言权吗DontIgetasayinthis?改些时候见吧海绵宝宝llseeyoulater,SpongeBob这里的情况越来越怪了Thingsaregettingalittleweirdaroundhere出租车再见Solong莱弗埃里克松节快乐HappyLeifEriksonDay他是活的He,salive当然了Ofcourse不然他才讲不出这么好笑的笑话Otherwisehecouldnttellsuchfunnyjokes我没意见OKbyme事成了mdone就好像Seemslike我今早还握着他的泡泡水瓶一样onlythismorningIheldhisbottle小泡泡爆得好快Theyblowupsofast嗨Hi
