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1、我们的长椅上要放兰花对吧Weregonnahaveorchidsinallthepews,right?因为兰花是Donna最爱的花而她是我最爱的花BecauseorchidsareDonnasfavoriteflowers,andshe,smyfavoriteflower.哈哈我们是真可爱Haha!Werealcute.当然会有兰花了啊Ofcoursetherearegonnabeorchids.你们觉得这是我第一次兼♥职♥Doyouthinkthisismyfirsttimeworkingasidejob作为前同事的婚礼策划吗asaweddingplannerfo
2、raformerco-worker?不吗我太抱歉了No?-msosorry.大部分时候我的愤怒问题都能控制的Imostlyhavemyrageproblemundercontrol,但策划真的压力很大butplanningisverystressful.请避免我的触发词“鲜花“计划“誓言PleaseavoidmytriggerWOrdS,flowers,”schedule,”vows,“新郎“新娘“食物“爱情“快乐“教堂”,bride,groom；1food；love,happy,church,“事件”婚礼“还有Craigevent,wedding/and,Craig.我太抱歉了Craig我很
3、抱歉我很抱歉Iamsosorry,Craig.msorry,msorry.April跟我走走April,walkwithme.所以我选择你作为首席伴娘是因为SoIchoseyouasmyMaidofHonorbecause你已经成为我最好的朋友之一youvebecomeoneofmybestfriends,而我爱你像爱我的妹妹一样-恶心AndIloveyoulikeasister.-Ew.但也因为你很坚强Butalsobecauseyou,retough.我的家人们今晚就到Myfamilyarrivestonight.我知道他们的欢迎包都搞定了Iknow.Andtheyreallsetwith
4、theirwelcomebags,我也跟你兄弟LeVondriOUS说了他不受欢迎andItoldyourbrotherLeVondriousthatheisnotwelcome.很好但还是会有28个Meagle人同在一个房♥间Good,butstill,theresgonnabe28Meaglesinoneroom,这意味着肯定会有戏剧化事件的whichmeanstheresgonnabedrama.我都能处理的Iwillhandleeverything.我居然在乎你是不是享受开心很奇怪Iactuallycarewhetheryourehavingagoodtimeandare
5、happy.Itsweird.Meagle一家是评头论足充褊R怨的冷血人群TheMeaglesareacold-bloodedcrewOfjudgmentalgrudge-holders.我表妹Winnie有次在我爷爷家忘了用杯垫MycousinWinnieonceforgottouseacoasteratmygrandpashouse,他直接把她移出了遗嘱andhewroteheroutofhiswill.最后四场Meagle家庭画图猜字锦标赛是在医院结束的ThelastfourMeaglefamilyPictionarytournamentsendedatthehospital.法律上讲三
6、个以上的Meagle人是禁止同乘航♥班♥的1.egally,nomorethanthreeMeaglesareallowedonaninternationalflighttogether.但他们给的礼物很棒就得拿到那些餐具啊Buttheygivegreatgifts.Gottagetthatflatware.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第7集第7季第7集Tommy我刚刚在美甲沙龙买♥♥了点天竺葵护手霜Tommy,1wasatthenailsalonandIpickedupsomegeraniumhandcream.你想试试吗呃当然了请给我暖
7、上Doyouwannatryit?-Uh,yes.Warmitup,please.哦闻起来不错啊Oh,thatsmellsnice.我就走了保证今晚一切没问题好吧mjustgonnagoandmakesureeverythingissetfortonight,okay?好了回头见一回见RonAllright,seeyoulater.-Seeyou,Ron.我一直很喜欢那个LUCy很高兴一切进展顺利IvealwayslikedthatLucy.Gladthingsaregoingwell.比顺利更好啊Betterthanwell.猜猜我今晚计划了什么AndguesswhatIhaveplanne
8、dfortonight?不-作为Donna的首席管家No.-AsDonna,sButlerofHonor,我使出了浑身解数宝宝蓝锦缎啊mgoingallout.Babybluebrocade.作为惊喜我给Lucy准备同款裙子Asasurprise,IgotamatchingdressforLucy.而你相信Lucy会为这份礼物开心吗AnddoyoubelieveLucywillbehappywiththisgift?100%的我们太同步了100%!Weresoinsync.我终于感觉我和我想永远在一起的人在一起了我明天就能跟她结婚Ifinallyfeellikemwiththepersonmg
9、onnabewithforever.dmarryhertomorrow.很好啊孩子更重要的是你们今晚有三尖牛排吗Bullyforyou,son.Moreimportantly,doyouhavetri-tipfortonight?因为如果没有我自己带rBecauseifnotIbroughtmyown.我爱婚礼Iloveweddings.好的食物为浪漫爱情的庆祝还有最重要的教堂Goodfood,thecelebrationofromanticlove,andmostofall,churches.不管你对大型组织宗教怎么说Saywhatyouwillaboutorganizedreligion,
10、那些混♥蛋♥们确实知道如何建造宏伟的建筑thosebastardsknewhowtoconstructanedifice.好了小妖怪们Okay,monsters.妈咪和爹地要打包行李因为我们要去酒店了MommyandDaddyhavetopackbecausewearegoingtoahotel.但Roz会在这里和你们一起ButRozisgonnastayherewithyou.是啊我们会玩得很开心的Yeah,andwearegoingtohavesomuchfun.我们要玩游戏我们要来涂色Weregonnaplaygames,weregonnacolor,或许我们
11、甚至可以坐下安静30秒钟maybeweregonnaevensitquietlyfor30seconds.你们觉得我能有30秒吗DoyouthinkIcouldhave30seconds?就够了她要倒下了Thatsall.-Shesfading.RozRoz嘿嘿Roz,Roz,hey,hey,你是个很棒的保姆youareawonderfulnanny.哦-你很坚强你很坚定Oh.-Youretough,andstrong,你是我们孩子的优秀照顾者andyoureanexcellentcaretakerforourchildren.是啊每次你来到我们家我们都太开心了Yeah,everytimeyo
12、ucometoourhousewearesohappytoseeyou.我爱你超过爱BenIloveyoumorethanBen.我确实是Ido.如果Ben离开了我我会悲伤但我会熬过去的IfBenleftme,Iwouldbesad,butIwouldgetthroughit但如果你离开我我永远都好不起来了Butifyouleftme,Iwouldneverrecover.谢谢这久说帮了大忙Thanks.Thathelps.我太习惯给他们打包了我差点给自己装了尿布msousedtopackingforthemIalmostputindiapersformyself.来点JenBarkleyIn
13、comingcall.JenBarkley.JenBarkley又打来了她简直没完没了)enBarkleyiscallingagain.Sheisrelentless.)en是个很有能力的政♥治♥操控者啊Jenisapowerfulpoliticaloperative.你甚至不想知道她想要说什么吗Dontyouevenwanttoknowwhatshehastosay?她就会说她一直在说的也就是Shelljustsaywhatshealwayssays,whichis,Leslie你考虑参加参议院或者国会竞选吗”而我会说Leslie,wouldyouconsider
14、runningforstatesenateorCongress?Andllsay,Jen非常感谢我受宠若惊Jen,thankyouverymuch,thatsveryflattering,但我爱我的工作而且我能为整个国家做“butIlovemyjob,andIgettodoitfortheentirecountry.整个世界都是我的公园Thewholeworldismypark.此外我们的生活太混乱了我们可不能竞选啊Besides,ourlivesaresochaoticwecantrunacampaign.嗯如果你真心想去的话我们会找到办法的Well,ifyoureallywantedtod
15、oit,wedfindaway.我是说情况还没有那么混乱Imean,thingsarentthatchaotic.三个孩子刚刚互相撞上了搞坏了你们所有的东西Allthreeofthemjustbumpedintoeachotherandbrokeeverythingyouown.我-我不知道那个响声是什么I-Idontknowwhatthatwas.哦你看看啊Oh,wouldyoulookatthat?亲爱的我觉得你最好朋友Tom要给他的女性朋友一份礼物了Sweetie,IthinkyourbestfriendTomsgivinghisladyfriendagift你知道Gayle每天都给我一
16、个礼物YouknowGaylegivesmeagifteachandeveryday.哦我收到的是最棒的礼物了Oh,Igotthegreatestgiftofall.和你结婚-哦亲爱的Beingmarriedtoyou.-Oh,sweetie.控制一下你们自己吧Gergich们Controlyourselves,Gergiches!该死啊Tommy做得好啊Damn,Tommy,welldone!我就知道你会喜欢Iknewyoudlikeit.换上吧宝贝我们要统治这场聚会了Getchanged,baby,wegottadominatethisparty.你觉得如何呢RonTommy真是那个啊Wh
17、atdoyouthink,Ron?Tommystheman.我通常不参与到人们的私人事务中Inormallydontgetinvolvedinpeoplespersonalaffairs,但这场婚礼有点我就说了吧butsomethingaboutawedding.I1justsayit.Tom真的很迷恋你的Tomisquitetakenwithyou.他很迷恋我啊哈是的Hestakenwithme,huh?-Yes.他说他明天就能跟你结婚Hesaidhedmarryyoutomorrow.看起来挺傻的呆在一家离我们家十分钟车程的酒店Seemssillytostayatahotelthatste
18、nminutesfromourhouse.嗯已经三年了我们值得逃离一晚上的Well,itsbeenthreeyears.Wedeserveonenightawaytogether.一点点休养期一点点隐私或许我们再造点孩子Alittledowntime,littleprivacy,maybewemakesomemorekids.玩笑都不要开我们就造大概再三个Dontevenjokeaboutthat.-Letsjustmake,like,threemore,让他们每个人都有个朋友sothateachoneofthemcanhaveafriend.恶Ugh.)en吗你在这干什么呢Jen?Whata
19、reyoudoinghere?你们俩蠢货不接我的电♥话♥Youidiotswontanswermycalls,而我要跟你们说的事情不能等andwhatIhavetotellyoucannotwait.但是一But那个可怕的声音是什么啊Whatsthathorriblesound?孩子恶你们的生活也太恶心了Children.-Ugh,yourlifeisgross.我的生活太棒了Mylifeisamazing.Jen太感谢你过来了但我们得走了Jen,thankyousomuchforcoming,butwehavetogo.我从没为一场需要回复邀请的活动迟到过Ihav
20、eneverbeenlateforaneventthatrequiresanRSVP.你们住在印第安纳Pawnee你们能必须去哪儿啊YouguysliveinPawnee,Indiana.Wheredoyouhavetogo?搭新的稻草人吗Puttingupanewscarecrow?你能拜托说到重点吗Couldyoupleasejustgettothepoint?当然了PaulHartwell这个地区在国会的现任Sure.PaulHartwell,whosyourcongressionalincumbentfromthisdistrict,是个傻子甚至以华盛顿标准也是isamoron,eve
21、nbyWashingtonstandards.但他每年都赢EI为他很欺负人Buthewinseveryyear,becausehesahorriblebully而没人是他的对手直到现在andnobodyopposeshim.Tillnow.印第安纳的第10选区需要一个新的领导者Indiana,sIOthdistrictneedsanewleader.一个把这里当作家的人一个在乎市民的人Someonewhosmadeitahome,whocaresaboutourcitizens,一个理解当地经济状况的人andwhounderstandsthelocaleconomy.Jen我跟你讲过了我已经有
22、梦想中的工作了我不想-Jen,Itoldyou,Ihaveadreamjob,Idontwantto-一个名叫BenWyatt的候选人AcandidatenamedBenWyatt.什么Sorry?我认真得要死Benmdeadserious,Ben.我觉得你该竞选众议院IthinkyoushouldrunfortheHouseofRepresentatives.哇那是啥啊那也太大个了吧Whoa!Whatwasthat?Thatwashuge!当地你说的这可是国会啊就是法案变成法规的地方啊Hangon,thisisCongressyouretalkingabout,like,wherebills
23、becomelaws.我可不够资格啊Iamnotqualifiedforthat.我们说的是众议院BenWeretalkingabouttheHouseofRepresentatives,Ben.你可能有点过分够格了Youmightbeoverqualified.Hartwell最大的弱点就是经济而那正是你的强项Hartwellsbiggestweaknessistheeconomy,whichisyourexactstrength.你很年轻很聪明你管理着这个地区最大的城市Youreyoung,youresmart,yourerunningthebiggestcityinthedistrict
24、.我在电视上看到你搞定那个WiFi的事情了IsawyouhandlethatWiFithingonTV.我的公♥司♥已经准备好了只等你一句话Myfirmisreadytogoassoonasyousaytheword.你来还是不来Youinoryouout?呃三个孩子里的两个在穿着睡衣洗澡Uh,Twoofthethreekidsareshoweringintheirpajamas,而Ben大部分的领带都在马桶里了andmostofBenstiesareinthetoilet就是作为事情情况的更新Justlike,asanupdateofwherethingsarea
25、t.我是说这也太混乱了Imean,thisischaos.伙计们事情是很久之前了对吧Guys,ithappenedareallylongtimeago,right?而很可能就是意外啊Anditwasprobablyanaccident.哦是啊我很肯定那个挖地小子游戏机就是自己拔掉的Oh,yeah,msuretheDigDugmachinejustunpluggeditself正好在我破他的记录之前rightbeforeIwasabouttobeathishighscore.是啊我很肯定就是意外Yeah,msureitwasanaccident.嘿情况报告Hey,statusreport?Mea
26、gle家好奇怪他们说出的话听起来很被动但看起来很攻击TheMeaglesareweird.Thewordsthattheysaysoundpassive,butseemaggressive.我感觉应该有个什么说法的就像“好好刻薄鬼”Ifeellikethereshouldbeatermforthat.Like,nicey-meanie.是啊我刚刚必须掰开两个80岁老男人Yeah,Ijusthadtophysicallyseparatetwo80-year-oldmen他们在吵1970年在那家杂货店遇到的是不是演员莱娜霍恩whowerearguingaboutwhetheritwasreally
27、LenaHorneinthatgrocerystorein1970.好的你继续搞定基拉戈岛和丹佛的Meagle们Okay,youstayontheKeyLargoandDenverMeagles,我来处理柏林的Meagle们andIwillhandletheBerlinMeagles.搞定了Done!所以你在考虑Jen的提议吗SoyouthinkingaboutJensoffer?是啊我是说这怎么能行得通呢Yes.Imean,howwouldthisevenwork?我们的生活太繁忙了而如果我赢r我会变成国会议员Ourlivesaresobusy,andifIWon,1wouldbeacong
28、ressman.或者女议员我是说性别平等不对那个这里不适用Orwoman.Imean,equalrights.No,thatdoesntapply.好吧试试这样Okay.Trythis.今晚就表现得像你决定参选Tonight,justactlikeyouvedecidedtorun.然后明天在婚礼上表现得像你决定不参选Andthentomorrowatthewedding,actlikeyouvedecidednottorun.看看哪种感觉更好Seewhichonefeelsbetter.好吧你觉得我该怎么做呢Okay.WhatdoyouthinkIshoulddo?Ben必须参选啊Benha
29、storun.我不想逼得太紧因为那可能会适得其反但他必须参选啊Idontwanttopushit,becauseitmightbackfire,buthehastorun.他会对美国很好的对世界很好的HewouldbegoodforAmerica,goodfortheworld.Ben应该成为地球全部宜居土地的王室大公苏丹皇帝啊BenshouldbetheRoyalArchdukeSultanEmperorofAllInhabitableLandsonEarth!我是完全中立的mcompletelyneutral.不管你做什么我都支持Iwillsupportyounomatterwhatyou
30、do.你告诉Lucy我想跟她结婚吗YoutoldLucyIwanttomarryher?该死啊孩子那些小汉堡Damnit,son,thesmallhamburgers.Ron你必须收回你说的话啊Ron!Youhavetowalkbackwhatyousaid.收回听起来像是撒谎Walkbacksoundslikelying.你能放下你严格的生活准则哪怕一秒钟然后来帮帮我吗Canyoudropyourstrictlifecodesforasecondandhelpmeout?虽然我认识Lucy很多年了EventhoughveknownLucyforyears,也能预计和她共度一生andcanse
31、emyselfspendingalifetogetherwithher,生些孩子在Tommy的巴哈马岛上漫步-havingchildren,walkingthegroundsofTommysBahama-一个我最终会买♥♥下的私人小岛-aprivateislandlleventuallybuy-但那是远在未来的事情啊大哥that,swayinthefuture,man.别叫我“大哥”Dontcallmeman.刚刚那段话你就听到了这吗Thatswhatyoutookawayfromthis?别为这个男人服务Dontservethisman.别给食物直到他收拾好他制&
32、hearts;造♥的重大灾难Nomorefooduntilhefixeshisgiantdisasterhescreated.好吧现在开始你进入竞选模式Okay,startingnow,youreincampaignmode.所以首先是见面会你记得这是怎么来的对吧Sofirstup,meetandgreet.Yourememberhowthisgoes,right?你的目标是做出一副所有人都很有趣很重要的样子Yourgoalistoactlikeeveryoneisinterestingandimportant.嘿伙计们Hey,guys.别太难了Nope,toohard.我们找其
33、他人试试-好吧1.etstrysomeoneelse.-Okay.哦Donna的父母在那边Oh,there,sDonnasparents.好吗-好的Okay?-Okay.释放你的魔力-没问题Workyourmagic.-Yougotit.呃嗨Meagle先生和夫人我猜是Uh,hi,Mr.andMrs.Meagle,Ipresume?我是Meagle先生但我们离婚了IamMr.Meagle,butwe,redivorced.我是GraceCallahanmGraceCallahan.嗯我很抱歉Callahan女士Well,msorry,Ms.Callahan.是Callahan医生ItsDoct
34、orCallahan.嗯我希望您是心脏科医生Well,Ihopethatyouareapodiatristoradentist,因为我看起来犯了个无心的错误becauseIseemtohaveacaseoffoot-in-mouthdisorder.嘿伙计们一切情况如何Hey,guys.How,severythinggoing?April我们真的是太开心了而你是帮忙的天使April,Wecouldntbehappier,andyouareanangelforasking.是啊很意外的轻而易举呢Yeah,itssurprisinglypainless.没有批评没有消极攻击的评论Noswiping
35、,nopassive-aggressivecomments.完全没有戏剧化呢Nodramaatall.这些是所有惹事的人老板Hereareallthetroublemakers,boss.谢谢你Meagle们我才不跟你们乱来Thankyou.Meagles!Iamnotscrewingaround.好吧Lauren别再讨论马略卡岛了Okay?Lauren,nomorediscussionofMajorca.马略卡岛禁止入内Majorcaisofflimits.Brian和Gloria别让Horatio感觉糟糕BrianandGloria,stopmakingHoratiofeelbad就因为你
36、们女儿去了耶鲁大学没人他妈在乎的thatyourdaughterwenttoYale.Noonegivesashit.还有Ginuweine-怎公And,Ginuwine?-Yes?振作一点-对不起啊AprilGetittogether.-msorry,April.是Kathy开始的-Kathy开始-Kathystartedthis.-KathyStarted-跟我无关Idontcare!她不是那个意思Shedoesntmeanit.别哭了GinUWine没事的Dontcry,Ginuwine.Itsokay.谢谢你AndyThanks,Andy.小菜一碟Easypeasy.柠檬一捏Lemon
37、sneezy.1.ucy我有点事想告诉你1.ucy,Ihavesomethingtotellyou.我是个骗7Iamaliar.什么-嗯不我不是骗子What?-Well,no,Iamnotaliar.我人生中从没对任何事撒过谎Ihaveneverliedaboutanythinginmylife.虽然我假设迷彩伪装也能算是撒谎ThoughIsupposeyoucouldconstruecamouflageasalie.现在在发生什么啊Whatishappeningrightnow?Tom想表达他很喜欢你这件事Tomwantedtoconveythathelikesyouagreatdeal.所
38、以他说他可以想象和你结婚Sohesaidthathecouldimaginemarryingyou.而且住在一个岛上和你们的孩子们Andlivingonanislandwithyourkids.等等现在我们在岛上了吗还有孩子Wait,nowwereonanisland?Withkids?还是们-是的Plural?-Yes.现在你知道我能在哪找到那些小火腿球吗Now,doyouknowwhereIcanfindthoselittlehamballs?注意那些移♥动♥的割草机啊兄弟Watchoutforthoseridinglawnmowers,man.宝你简直是杀疯了
39、-我就是啊对吧Babe,youarekillingit!-1am,right?是啊你看只是想象我是个议员就让我感觉像一个了Yes!-See,justthinkingmacongressmanmakesmefeellikeone.是啊-哦还有我有个小秘密Yeah.-Oh,also,Ihavealittlesecret.我喝醉了-我也是mdrunk.-1amtoo.自从我们生孩子之后就只需要就一小口酒Eversincewehadourkids,itonlytakes,like,onesipofwine.我感觉太好太“智信”了Ifeelsogoodandcondifent.嗯哼智Mm-hmm.-Co
40、n.我感觉很“智信”Ifeelcondifent.你知道你该怎么做吗你该祝个酒Youknowwhatyoushoulddo?Youshouldgiveatoast.因为你要竞选国会的话你肯定要发表演讲对吧BecauseifyouwererunningforCongress,youhavetogivespeeches,right?你想让我祝个酒那我就祝起来Youwantmetomakeatoast?lltoastitup.祝吧宝贝注到杯子里的水全都漫出来Toastit,baby.Roastitandtoastittillitsbrownonbothsides.嘿各位我是BenWyattHey,e
41、verybody.mBenWyatt.听着我们当然是来这里为Donna和Joe庆祝的1.isten,we,ofcourse,areheretocelebrateDonnaandJoe,而我必须说你知道结婚可是andIhavetosay,youknow,gettingmarriedis你们能做的最勇敢最美妙的事情了thebravest,mostwonderfulthingyoucando.因为每天你们回到家然后就会Becauseeverydayyoucomehomeandyourejust,like,”什么What?“是你啊我爱你啊Itsyou!Iloveyou!你是我的性感室友我们彼此相爱”Y
42、ouremysexyroommate.Weloveeachother.呜他说的是我呢Whoo!Hestalkingaboutme.是确实是啊宝宝娃娃Yes,Iam,babydoll!你们看Donna和Joe太好了1.ook,DonnaandJoearegreat.你们都太好了Youallaregreat.而这场婚礼会很棒的Andthisweddingisgonnabeamazing.我们来点音乐和跳舞吧1.etsgetsomemusicanddancinggoing.而且我是BenWyatt我非常同意这条信息AndIamBenWyatt,andIverymuchapprovethismessa
43、ge!你想让他消停吗Youwantmetoshutthatdown?不用我喜欢No,Ilikeit.让那个小男人跳吧1.etthelittlemandance.啊我的头Ah,myhead.昨晚也太好玩了1.astnightwassofun.但我的头死掉了是啊Butmyheaddied.-Yeah.是啊我的装满了混凝土Yeah,minesfilledwithconcrete.好吧所以一Okayso-昨天你假装自己要参选Yesterday,youpretendedyouweregonnarun.今天你假装自己不要参选Today,youregonnapretendlikeyou,renotgonna
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