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1、你准备好和伦敦Andy每晚的Skype视频约会了吗AreyougettingreadyforyounightlySkypedatewithAndyinLondon?你看起来挺棒-我要谋杀你一千次Youlooklovely.-mgoingtomurderyouathousandtimes.好吧Okay.什么情况啊Whatthehell?*有人从伦敦回来了不那不是女王*JSomeone,sbackfromLondon,no,itsnotthequeenJ*有人从伦敦回来了憨豆先生也不像*JSomeone1SbackfromLondon,it,snotMr.BeanJ哦天啊Oh,myGod.*不是那
2、个皇家宝宝我觉得他名叫Jeff*jItsnottheroyalbaby,IthinkhisnameisJeffJ,别唱了亲我Stopsinging!Kissme!哦天啊你在这干什么啊Oh,myGod!Whatareyoudoinghere?就是太想你了亲爱的我给自己买♥♥了票回来Justmissedyousobad,honey,Iboughtmyselfatickethome.你永远用不上那个电脑rYourenevergonnaneedthatcomputeragain.因为我回家大概19个小时causemhomefor,like,19hours.这也太好了就像往日
3、一样Thisissosweet.Justliketheolddays.滚开吧Jerry-现在是Larry了Takeahike,Jerry.-ItsLarrynow.好吧滚开LarryOkay,takeahike,Larry.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第6集第6季第6集下一项事务Jamm议员提出议案949-CNextorderofbusiness.CouncilmanJammproposesBill949-C.没错长条男Thatsright,stretch,而且这套西装也太帅了兄弟andlookingmightyflyinthatsuit,brother.好吧这项优秀的议案限制Pawnee投票者
4、的范围Okay,thisexcellentbillonlyallowssomeonetovoteinaPawneeelection,比如接下来的罢免选举forexample,theupcomingrecallelection,为身份证上显示为IE式Pawnee地址的人iftheirI.D.listsanofficialPawneeaddress.真的吗议员又来Really,councilman?Again?罢免选举即将到来Therecallelectioniscomingup,而Jamm一直在想办法干翻我andJammkeepstryingtofigureoutwaystoscrewmeove
5、r.上周他试着让我在选票上1.astweek,hetriedtohavemelistedontheballot被称作Leslie屁脸希♥特♥勒♥四世asLeslieButtfaceHitlertheFourth.你想做的就是剥夺前Eagleton居民的权利AllyouretryingtodoisdisenfranchisethepeoplefromformerEagleton,这群最可能投票给我的人因为我拯救了很多工作岗位peoplewhowillmostlikelyvoteformebecauseIsavedalotoftheirjobs.我提议我们
6、搁置这次讨论至选举之后Imovethatwetablethediscussionuntilaftertheelection.同意-谢谢你Second.-Thankyou!啊-很抱歉Ah!-msosorry.你喜欢我我就很激动Ijustgetexcitedwhenyoulikeme.我冒着事业的风险拯救了Eagleton1putmycareeronthelinebysavingEagleton,然后他想从我这夺走他们的投票吗andhestryingtorobmeoftheirvotes?那些选票是我的Thosearemyvotes.我自己挣来的我想要把那些选票给我veearnedthem!Iwa
7、ntthem!Givemethosevotes!我没带在身上啊Idonthavethemonme.不敢相信Jamm居然想整这么一出IcantbelieveJammtriedtopullthatcrap.我敢信他是个可怕的怪物Ican.He,sahorriblemonster.但我们来关注更重要的事宜Butletsfocusonthemoreimportantissue.你想再挤进一场突击练习吗Youwanttosqueezeinonemorepracticesession?哦我想吗Oh,do1?今晚我要给Ben办他的梦想生日派对Tonight,IamthrowingBenhisdreambir
8、thdayparty,一场有90年代早期上题的轮滑狂欢arollerskatingbashwithanearly90stheme.Ben为90年代早期而活Benlivesfortheearly90s.音乐啊时尚啊那是他最爱的时代了Themusic,thefashion.Itshisfavoriteera.至于轮滑的话-Asfortherollerskating-我就喜欢轮滑的女人好吧Ihaveathingforwomeninskates.Okay?每个人都有个癖好那是我的Everyonehasathing,andthatsmine.作为癖好而言其实挺无害了Asfarasthingsgo,its
9、prettyinnocuous.本可能是那种亲人体模特的男的之类Couldbeoneofthosedudesthatkissesmannequinsorwhatever,但我喜欢轮滑的女人butIlikeawomaninskates.很喜欢Alot.我愿意走500里.去Ben的生日（化用歌♥名50OmiIes）嘿AnnAnn打来了想把她的丑装扮要回去Hey,Ann,Anncalled.Shewantsheruglyoutfitback.你为啥穿得像个清教♥徒♥啊Whyareyoudressedasapilgrim?1.eslie说过是穿成你90年代打扮
10、”的派对1.esliesaiditwasaComeAsYouWereinthe90sparty.我假设是1690年代Iassumeditwasthe1690s.宝如果是1690年代的话我们都会是木乃伊了Babe,ifitwasthe1690s,wedallbemummies.你觉得木乃伊是啥啊Whatdoyouthinkmummiesare?骷髅吗,Skeletons?哦天啊-嘿Oh,boy.-Hey.我下班就直接过来了所以我没打扮Ijustcamestraightfromwork,soIcouldntdressup.没问题啊你看起来精了个精了个精了个精了个精彩呢Noproblem.Youlo
11、okwiggidy-wiggidy-wiggidy-wiggidy-wonderful.等等裤子反穿KrisKross对吧棒哦Waitaminute.Pantsonbackwards.KrisKross,right?Nice!你要撒尿的时候怎么办啊Whathappenswhenyouhavetopee?实际上我刚去过了Iactuallyjustwent.我只能把裤子全部脱下去Ihadtopullmypantsallthewaytotheground像个小幼儿一样likeatoddler.Nadia那个超级靓的医生Nadia,thesuperhotdoctor,上周和我处了一周了hasbeenh
12、angingoutwithmeforthelastweek.我肯定是高攀了Shesdefinitelyoutofmyleague.实际h我们都不算是同一项运动Actually,werenotevenplayingthesamesport.就像她在NBA打比赛It,skindoflikeshesinNBA而我在体育馆旁边的商店卖♥♥手套andIworkatamufflerstorenexttothestadium.不敢相信我们见面之后你马上就要去那个蠢假期Icantbelievewemetjustbeforeyouhavetogoonyourstupidvacatio
13、n.我要做无国界医生啊大哥我要去卢旺达mdoingdoctorswithoutborders,man.mgoingtoRwanda.就是啊那就是个蠢假期Exactly.Thatsastupidvacation.好吧嗯要不你给我赢那个傻大熊作为送别礼物Okay,well,whydontyouwinmethathuge-assbearasagoing-awaypresent?没问题我是个滚球大&hearts顺♥Noproblem.maskeeballmaster.不会吧你为啥不玩专业的啊Noway!Whydontyougopro?我不知道啊我不想走老套路线啊Idontknow.Idi
14、dntwanttobeacliche.又一个专业印度滚球选手吗YetanotherprofessionalIndianskeeballplayer?对哦Right.这就是真正的射击了NowthatswhatIcallshooting.这是个打猎游戏吗Isthisahuntinggame?是啊挺好玩的你想来吗确实我想Yeah,it,sfun.Youwanttoplay?-Indeed,Ido.如果你愿意我可以给你一些指点Ifyoudlike,Icouldofferyousomepointers.打猎DonnaHunting,Donna,是关于安静平衡以及耐心的isaboutsilence,bal
15、ance,andpatience.准备好Getready.你知道你应该打的是鹿对吧Youknowyouresupposedtohitthedeer,right?恶Ugh!你你没打中你全都没打中冷静点啊Swanson-嗯这个游戏太荒唐了Getittogether,Swanson.-Well,thegameisabsurd.这把枪太轻了没有瞄准而且我们离这些鹿太近了Thisgunislightweight,there,snosight,andwearefartooclosetothesedeer.它们不会闻到我们吗Wouldtheynotsmellus?我想退钱我怎么把硬币拿I可来Iwantmym
16、oneyback.HowdoIgetmyquarters?哦天啊你真是输不起啊Oh,myGod!Youaresuchasoreloser.我不是输不起只是我更喜欢赢Iamnotasoreloser.It,sjustthatIprefertowin,要是我没有我就会暴怒andwhenIdont,Igetfurious.员工Employee!哇看看这个Whoa!Watchthis.哦妙极了Oh,thatwasbrilliant.抱歉你可能不知道那是什么意思Sorry.Youprobablydon,tknowwhatthatmeans.你知道什么很酷的时候你们美国人会说“酷”吗Youknowhowy
17、ouAmericanssaycoolwhensomethingscool?在伦敦那边我们说“妙极了”OverinLondon,wesay,Thatsbrilliant.说到伦敦你还没跟我说工作的事情呢SpeakingofLondon,youhaventtoldmeanythingaboutwork.你还喜欢吗-是啊也太棒了Youstillloveit?-Yeah,itsawesome.我屋♥爆了mkickingass.ChuckNorris动作巨星我就像ChuckNorris只是不是碾碎坏人的脑袋mlikeChuckNorris,onlyinsteadofcrushingbadg
18、uysskulls,我碾碎的是文件mcrushingdocuments.那挺棒啊-是啊Thatsgreat.-Yeah.现在做跟我亲热的ChuckNorrisNowbetheChuckNorrisofmakingoutwithme.我要用我的舌头空手道你的脸llkaratepunchyourfacewithmytongue.证明啊-嗨呀Proveit.-Hi-yah.你看看我刚刚问了DJ有哪些R.E.M.的专辑Getthis.IjustaskedtheDJwhatR.E.M.albumshehas.他有Monster（1994）但是没有AutomaticForthePeople（1992）He
19、,sgotMonster,butnotAutomaticForthePeople.哇我也是说啊Wow!-1know.就像这是什么来着一个90年代中期派对吗It,slike,whatisthis?Amid-90sparty?不这是90年代早期派对No.Itsanearly,90sparty.好吧Larry告诉我们看起来如何Okay,Larry.Tellushowthislooks.Ben想跟着LosingMyReligion做一套同步的情侣轮滑动作BenwantstodoasynchronizedcoupleskatetoLosingMyReligion.来吧Hitit!1.eslieLesli
20、eLeslie1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!抱歉但我们有个问题msorry,butwehaveaproblem.他的名字是JeremyJammHisnameisJeremyJamm.嗯在第九章第二段指出哇哇哇哇Well,asnotedinArticlenine,Paragraphtwo.-Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!Jamm我以为这个议案搁置了呢Jamm,Ithoughtthisbillwastabled?是啊然后我开了个特别会议来反搁置它Yes,andIcalledaspecialsessionandun-tabledit.轮滑鞋怎么回事What,supwithth
21、erollerskates?我IE准备参加为我丈夫举办的轮滑生日派对Iwasabouttoattendarollerskatingbirthdaypartyformyhusband,但这事更重要-是哦我不在乎我是滑冰刀的butthisismoreimportant.-Yeah,Idontcare.mabladesguy.质问议事规程Pointoforder!女议员希望针对此议题讲话Thecouncilwomanwishestospeakonthisissue.女议员愿意放弃她的时间让我们给这个傻蛋投票吗Willthecouncilwomanyieldhertimesowecanvoteonth
22、issucker?不我不愿意放弃No,Iwillnotyield.我今晚余下时间也不会放弃NorwillIyieldfortherestoftheevening.妨碍议事吗Afilibuster?你是在给我胸口上拉屎吗Areyoudookinonmychestrightnow?不恶心No!Gross!而且是的这就是妨碍议事好吧Andyes,itsafilibuster.Okay?我不会让你剥夺我-Iamnotwillingtoletyoudepriveme-她是穿着轮滑鞋妨碍议事吗Shesfilibusteringonrollerskates?她要被绑在那些东西上几个小时呢Shesgonnab
23、estrappedintothosethingsforhours.我知道这是个可怕的情况Iknowthisisadiresituation,但我对天发誓这对我来说是个疯狂的性幻想butIsweartoGod,thisislikeacrazysexfantasyforme.情况如何Howgoesit?挺好的除了我滚球很烂Prettygood,exceptIsuckatskeeball.嗯那也太糟了Well,that,stoobad,因为你要是不给我赢到那只熊你在我眼里就是死了causeifyoudontwinmethatbear,you,redeadtome.了解Understood.嘿伙计那只
24、熊是多少张票来着Hey,man,howmanyticketsforthatbear,again?四万张-四万吗哦神啊40,000.-40,000?Oh,brother.好吧你稍微帮我盯梢一下Allright,youregonnabemylookoutforasecond.好Allright.嘿他能那么做吗-不行从坡上下来哥们Hey,isheallowedtodothat?-No!Getofftheramp,dude!嘿你应该帮我盯梢的啊Hey!Youresupposedtobemylookout.我觉得你被抓到会更好玩Ithoughtitdbefunniertowatchyougetbuste
25、d.嘿你是个医生呢你知道告密的人要被缝嘴的吧Hey,youreadoctor.Youknowsnitchesgetstitches.我记得我第一次投票的时候IrememberthefirsttimeIvoted.我在我的卧室里我才五岁Iwasinmybedroom,andIwasfive.我投给了Mildred我的毛绒猪IvotedforMildred,mystuffedpig,但我的猫小煎饼赢rbutmycat,pancakes,won.她的矗金更充足Shehadmorefunding.政♥治♥啊对吧你能怎么办呢Politics,right?Whatareyoug
26、onnado?我已经讲多久了三个小时了吗不八分钟好吧HowlonghaveIbeentalking?Threehours?No,eightminutes.Okay.或许你该放弃议员席Maybeyoushouldyieldthefloor.Milton已经没有多少时间-留在世上了Miltondoesnthavealotoftime-leftonearth.嘿开玩笑的兄弟-谁帮我开下饼干啊HeyJustkidding,bud.-Willsomeoneopenmycrackers?会议晚上11点结束她必须一直讲话Thesessionendsat11:00P.M.Shehastotalkthewhol
27、etime.她不能靠在任何东西上做支撑Shecan,tleanonanythingforsupport,而且谁都不能帮她andnooneelsecanhelpher.三次违规她就结束了Threestrikesandsheisdone.这真的是我见过最激动人心的事情ThisisliterallythemostexcitingthingthatIveeverseen.我是说想想看啊全世界还有哪里你想和Leslie共度生日呢Imean,thinkaboutit.WhereelseonearthwouldyouratherspendyourbirthdaywithLeslie?嗯或许那个她正给我办着的
28、生日派对呢Well,maybethebirthdaypartyshesthrowingformerightnow.Pawnee的所有人都应该有投票的权利EveryoneinPawneeshouldhavetherighttovote.哦在我仔细分♥析♥这条重要而深刻的陈述时Whoa!AsIdissectthisimportantandprofoundstatement,我就把这些先脱下来一会儿mjustgonnataketheseoffforasecond.梆第一次违规不准坐下Bam,strikeone.Nositting.这个锣真的有必要吗Isthegongrea
29、llynecessary?是的有必要我爱中国的垃圾Yes,itis.IloveChinesecrap.刘玉玲任天堂江南Style寿司之类之类的1.ucyLiu,Nintendo,GangnamStyle,sushi,etcetera,etcetera.还有更重要的记在规矩里了不准坐下Also,moreimportantly,itsintherules.Nositting.好吧行嗯能把这些脱下来这次违规也值了Okay,fine.Well,thestrikeisworthitifIcantaketheseoff.哦天啊Oh,man!哦我的天我小时候有一模一样的熊Oh,myGod!Ihadthise
30、xactbearwhenIwasakid!打扰一下-嗯哼Excuseme.-Uh-huh.这个熊花费多少四万张票Howmuchdoesthisbearcost?-40,000tickets.好吧嗯我们就假设我是个成年人Okay,well,letsjustassumethatmanadult没有两个星期玩电子游戏whodoesnthavetwoweekstoplayarcadegames.50块怎么样Whatabout50bucks?行就别跟我老板说Yeah.Justdonttellmyboss.你在干嘛啊Morris-没事Bonderman先生Whatareyoudoing,Morris?-N
31、othing,Mr.Bonderman.把你衬衫塞进去啊天啊-对不起Tuckinyourshirt.God!-Sorry.哦你感觉到了吗0h!Youfeelingit?哇你也太不擅长这个了Wow.Yousuckatthis.Donna请退后两步让我物理上摧毁这台机器Donna,pleasebackuptwopacessoIcanphysicallydestroythismachine.你能冷静一点吗大哥这不是真打猎Canyouchillalittle,man?Itsnotrealhunting.只是个游戏而已Itsjustagame.你碰巧很烂的游戏Thatyouhappentosuckat.
32、你知道吗这个点说得很好Youknowwhat?Thatsagoodpoint.啥说你不擅长这个吗What?Thatyousuckatthis?说这不是真正的打猎Thatitsnotrehunting.跟我来Comewithme.我不想让你回伦敦1dontwantyoutogobacktoLondon.只要记住每次你抬头看到月亮Justremember,everytimeyoulookupatthemoon,我也会看到一个月亮1.too,willbelookingatamoon.不是同一个月亮显然那是不可能的Notthesamemoon,obviously.That,simpossible.蠢死
33、的Skype上见吧SeeyouonstupidSkype.我为Andy骄傲mproudofAndy.这是他第一次真正独自去探险Thisisthefirsttimehesreallygoneoutonalimb.我知道如果他找到他真心喜欢做的事情Iknewifhefoundsomethingthatheactuallylikeddoing,他就会开心的所以我-hedbehappy,som-什么鬼啊什Whatthehell?Wha-嘿Perkins你拿我的熊干什么呢Hey!Perkins!Whatareyoudoingwithmybear?我玩了快俩小时滚球了想给Nadia赢来这个呢Ivebeen
34、playingskeeballfolike,twohourstryingtowinthatforNadia.我刚刚用50块买♥♥下来了Ijustboughtitfor50bucks.我还小的时候用这只熊教我自己怎么亲热WhenIwasakid,Itaughtmyselfhowtomakeoutonthisbear,假装它是考斯比一家里的CockroachpretendeditwasCockroachfromTheCosbyShow.绽放1991年上映的美国喜剧嘿这是啥情况为啥绽放拿着我的熊啊Hey,whatsgoingonhere?Whydoesblossomhav
35、emybear?我给我自己买♥♥的但很显然1boughtitformyselfbutapparently,他想给你赢来所以我很抱歉hewastryingtowinitforyou,somsorry.但我还有点票呢Istillgotsometickets,though.绝岭雄风1993年史泰龙主演的动作片我可以给你换呃一个忍♥者神龟气球或者绝岭雄风的录像带Icouldgetyou,uh,aninjaturtleballoonorCliffhangeronVHS.哦那太好了但你基本上就是在给我垃圾Oh,thatssosweet,butyourebasica
36、llyofferingmegarbage.我们溜冰去吧1.etsjustskate.那只熊是她在卢旺达唯一能用来记住我的东西了ThatbearwastheonlythingshewasgonnahavetoremembermebyinRwanda.如果我对卢旺达有任何了解的话虽然我没有AndifIknowanythingaboutRwanda,andIdont,卢旺达是联♥合♥国♥公布的世界最不发达国家之一我赌肯定到处是富哥她想要啥就能给她买♥♥啥Ibetitsfullofrichguyswhollbuyherwhateve
37、rshewants.打猎不需要硬币Hunting.Noquartersrequired.等等Hangon.你有夜间打猎的许可证吗Doyouhavealicensetohuntatnight?因为你需要许可证的,Causeyouneedalicense.我以为你是认真的呢Ithoughtyouwereserious.别啊你知道我他妈才不在乎呢Comeonnow.YouknowIdontgiveafuck.就像罗纳德里根会说的AsRonaldReaganwouldsay,“嗯妈咪我相信投票权是很重要的”Well,mommy,Ibelievevotingrightsareimportant.还有人觉
38、得这里很热吗Doesanyoneelsethinkitshotinhere?这些工作服真的很僵硬啊Theseoverallsarereallystarchy.是啊可能是因为我把空调调到了32度Yeah,maybethat,scauseIturneduptheheatto90,然后啊哦旋钮在我手里坏掉了and,uh,oh,theknobbrokeoffinmyhand.哎呀Oops.嗯说到热Well,speakingofheat,我们应该讨论一下美国人白热化的WeshoulddiscussAmerica,swhite-hotpassion对投票和帮助保护他们的男人女人的热情forvotingri
39、ghtsandthemenandwomenwhohelpprotectthem,就像一位本地市女议员已经很饿而且正想到她老公的likethelocalcitycouncilwomanwhoisstarvingandthinkingaboutherhusbands落水狗主题生日蛋糕而且真的极其想吃ReservoirDog-themedbirthdaycakeandwantingtoeatitreallybadly.哦这可不是好信♥号♥♥Oh,thisisnotagoodsign.一旦她开始想到生日蛋糕Onceshestartsthinkingaboutb
40、irthdaycake,她在吃到生日蛋糕之前基本上就没用了shesbasicallyuselessuntilsheeatsbirthdaycake.民♥主♥不是不像蛋糕Democracyisnotunlikeacake.它有很多层美味有巧克力而我想来点Itslayered,delicious,chocolate,andIwantsome.好吧她变微弱了Ben我们需要想到方式偷偷Okay,shesfading.Ben,weneedtofindawaytosmuggle把矿物油滴在她舌头上somemineraloildropsontohertongue.哇哇哇哇怎么回事
41、啊Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!Excuseme.你们到底在这干什么呢Whatthehellareyoupeopledoinghere?我们代表前Eagleton的公民WerepresentthecitizensofformerEagleton.我们来这里是支持LeslieKnope保护我们的投票权WereheretosupportLeslieKnopeforpreservingourvotingrights.谢谢你们Thankyou!你们都是民♥主♥的战士Youareallwarriorsofdemocracy.你们知道是Pawnee的第一任市长在181
42、7年Youknow,itwasthefirstmayorofPawnee,in1817,说过“我们仅有的权利就是投票whosaid,Allwehaveistherighttovote以及不用承担后果地杀掉印第安人andtherighttokillIndianswithoutconsequence.而我相信这句陈述的一半今日依旧是真的AndIbelievethathalfofthatstatementisstilltruetoday.好的Allright!重整旗鼓了Secondwind!Andy我知道你在里面Andy,Iknowyoureinthere.Andy来啊Andy,comeon.哦嘿O
43、h,hey.我就是Iwasjust就是在这个垃圾桶里因为我跳进来的justhereinthisdumpstercauseIjumpedin.出来我们得聊聊Getout!Weneedtotalk.聊啥Aboutwhat?新鲜空气真实武器真正的猎杀Freshair,realweapons,anhonestkill.真实的东西无法替代Thereisnosubstitutefortherealthing.你想回去玩那个电子游戏对吧Youwanttogobackandplaythatvideogame,dontyou?是啊该死Yes!Damnit!Eagleton人们能搁置他们的偏见真的太令人振奋TIt
44、issoinspiringtoseeEagletoniansputtingasidetheirprejudices.有这样的支持LeslieKnope可能会在罢免日还有线希望了Withsupportlikethis,LeslieKnopemaystandafightingchanceonrecallday.请求和你拥抱允许Permissiontohugyou.-Granted.虽然我应该提到我们不会投票保住Leslie的Ishouldmention,though,thatwerenotvotingtokeepLeslie.什么What?我们想让来自Eagleton的人代表我们在新市议会里的利益
45、WewantsomeonefromEagletontorepresentourinterestsonthenewcitycouncil.先生我正式地撤回我们的拥抱Sir,Iformallyrevokeourhug.嗯可是你不能它已经发生了Well,youcant.Ithappened.美国民权运动之母我们站在RosaParks的一边WestandonthesideofRosaParks,指布拉德皮特和筠妮弗安妮斯顿/安吉丽娜朱莉甘地的一边以及Aniston队的一边andGandhi,andTeamAniston.Pawnee的一小票是人类投票选举的一大步OnesmallvoteforPawneeisonegiantleapofvotingformankind.嘿Hey!嘿不允许群众帮忙Hey,yourenotallowedtoreceivehelpfromthecrowd.那是第二次违规了Thatsstriketwo.嘿哥们别动我的锣回声是最棒的部分了Hey,man,leavemygongalone.Therev
