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1、什么味道这么臭What,sthatterriblesmell?天才叔公玩偶叔公你可真是超速狂魔披萨史蒂夫Yourearealspeeddemon,PizzaSteve.最好开慢点不然会让交♥警♥逼停Youbetterslowdown,oryoullgetpulledover.这可是电玩叔公Thisisavideogame,UncleG.限速35的路你都开到200了Son,youweredoing200ina35.不然看看电视还在放什公吧Whydontweseewhatelseison?各位观众今晚的节目就到这里了Well,uh,thatsallforourshowt
2、onight,folks.别忘了明天Dontforget:tomorrow我们将为素♥人&hearts渐秀才艺栏目举♥行♥试演we,llbehostingauditionsforourRawNewTalentsegment观众可以参与进来whereyou,theaudience展现才艺戏法还有奇异表演willshowoffyourtalents,tricks,andoddities明星最终变成明星andbecomeastar.太棒了Sweet.好耶Yeah!我们能去试镜吗格斯先生Canwetryout,Mr.Gus?能吗能吗能吗Canwe,canwe,
3、canwe?!你自己心里清楚叔公Youalreadyknowit,UncleG.我的超神高速飞车Myawesomespeedcycle绝对可以帮我上大分willdefinitelyrackupbigpointsforme.我要做可以吃热狗的表演mgonnadothatthingwhereIeathotdogs.等着让你们看看我计划要演什么WaittillyouguysseewhatIhaveplanned.这科学怪人果汁怎么放这边来了What,sthisFrankensteinJuicedoinginhere?科学怪人果汁千万不能开这种东西可危险了Thisstuffisdangerous!应该
4、放在安全的地方Ishouldputthissomewhereverysafe.这样应该就行了Thatshouldbeokay.你在这啊Thereyouare!打个招呼利奥Sayhi,Leo.嗨利奥Hi,Leo.利奥是这样的ClassicLeo.要让我的老一套复出了mbringingmyoldroutineoutofretirement.你该不会真要Yourenotseriouslythinkingabout把那个可怕旧玩偶带去表演吧bringingthatcreepyolddolltotheshowtomorrow,areyou?烂1.ame!这里唯一烂的东西Theonlythinglameh
5、ere就是你的态度披萨史蒂夫isyourattitude,PizzaSteve.他怎么会知道你名字Howdoesthisguyknowyourname?难道它是邪恶小不点算命师Ishesomesortoftiny,evilpsychic?唱首歌♥应该可以逗你们开心Asongshouldcheeryourightup.玛丽有只小Maryhadalittle格斯先生我今晚已经失望够了Well,Mr.Gus,Ivehadmyfillofdisappointmentsforthenight.先失陪了Now,ifyoudon,tmind披萨史蒂夫得去睡美容觉了PizzaSte-e-vene
6、edshisbeautysleep.走了叔公去睡觉Comeon,UncleG,bedtime.你们属实是Youguysarejust-你们属实是嫉妒我大概率会YouguysarejustjealousthatIhavearealshot试演试赢你们atwinningatthetalentsearch.我热狗怎么了Whathappenedtomyhotdogs?!为什么Why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?!小家伙Hey,littleguy.你没事吧Areyouokay?热狗是我啊天才叔公Hotdog,itsme,UncleGrandpa.没事吧Areyouokay?1,2,3.辣香肠Pepper
7、oni?露营车里的谁既有辣香肠WhointheRVhaspepperoni又可能会迫♥害♥我的热狗呢thatcouldvedonethistomyhotdogs?有谁说到辣Didsomeonesaypepper-搞什么Drippin1cheesedrips!我的超神高速飞车被整得不神了Myawesomespeedcyclehasbeenun-awesomed!什么一张字条Whatthe.?Anote!我帮你修好车了Ifixedyourbikeforyou.著名叔公SignedUncleG!太过分了Why,thatnogood-他还真是个损友Somefriendhet
8、urnedouttobe!披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve!我早该知道是你了Ishouldveknownitwasyou!你把我热狗怎么了Whatdyoudowithmyhotdogs?这种事情史上最下流Thisisanall-timelow!你吃了我热狗Youatemyhotdogs!你弄坏了我的高速飞车Youwreckedmyspeedcycle!等一下我不知道你在说什么Waitaminute.Idontknowwhatyou,retalkingabout.你是说不是你干的吗Youmeanyoudidntdothis?那个好像是腹语玩偶的领结Thatlooksliketheventr
9、iloquistdummy,sbowtie!玩偶活过来了Thedummysalive!一定就是他一直在整我们两个Hemustvebeentheonemessingwithbothofusthewholetime!所以他真的很邪恶rSo,hereallyisevil.玩偶Hey,dummy!给我回来Getbackhere!格斯先生玩偶活过来了Mr.Gus!Thedummysalive!格斯Mister-你以为能逃得掉吗破玩偶Youthinkyoucangetawaywiththis,dummy?大错特错Youvegotanotherthinkcornin.来找你算账了Paybacktime!算账
10、Pay!你们两个在干嘛Whatareyoutwodoin?!格斯先生玩偶活过来了Mr.Gus!Thedummysalive还想消灭掉我们andtryingtodestroyusall!真的兄弟Itstrue,bro!你们发什么神经Areyououtofyourminds?!利奥就好端端放在床头柜上1.eosbeensittinonthatnightstand从来就没活过lifelessasever!可是格斯先生ButMr.Gus!他刚刚就站在你床上Hewasjuststandingonyourbed!没错他弄坏了我的高速飞车Yeah!Heruinedmyspeedcycle!还把我热狗都吃了A
11、ndateal)myhotdogs!我知道是怎么回事了IthinkIknowwhatsgoinonhere.你们只是在怕Youguysarejustscared我试演会赢你们thatmgonnablowyououtofthewaterattheaudition所以就想来捉弄我了soyouretryin,totripmeup!可惜那样没用Well,itsnotgonnawork.可是格斯先生我们But,Mr.Gus!We不准可是Nobuts!参加试演就该公平公正公开Youregonnahavetotryoutfairandsquare跟大家一样不搞特殊justlikeeveryoneelse.今
12、日试演平凡广电公♥口J♥叶余我爱火腿Iloveham才艺一览表我就爱火腿Yes,Iloveham大家都知道我爱火腿EveryoneknowsthatIloveha-a-a-m好谢谢Yeah,thanks.等正式当选就通知你We11callyaifweneedya.我离开堪萨斯城居然就为了这种事AndtothinkIleftKansasCityforthis.下一个Next!你好Hel-Io!我是格斯先生这位是MynameisMr.Gusandthishereis-直接进入正题吧Juststart,please.好Allright.你好吗小利奥Howsitgoing,
13、LittleLeo?可好了It,sgoingallright.可关节炎就不好了Exceptforthisdarnarthritis.关节炎Arthritis?没错Yeah.医生说我胳膊硬得跟木头似的Thedoctorsaidmyarmswasstiffaswood.你先别演了Kid,youcanjuststoprightthere.抱歉是我做错什么了吗Sorry,uh,didIdosomethingwrong?我我可以重新演Mcanstartover.你刚刚演得实在太神了Youmean,didyoudosomethingamazing?!这是我职业生涯内看过最棒的表演Thisisthegrea
14、testroutineIveseeninmyentirecareer!今晚的表演就你来当主角Youregonnabeheadliningontheshow,tonight!真的吗好耶Iam?Awwwfyeah!听到了吗利奥Youhearthat,Leo?我们成功了Wedidit!就知道我们有能力Iknewwehaditinus.格斯先生我们只想Hey,Mr.Gus,wejustwantedtowish-等到上台立刻行动llwait,tilwegetonstage.然后晚安了格斯先生Then,nighty-night,Mr.Gus.不要No!你绝对逃不撩Yourenotgonnagetawayw
15、iththis!里面怎么了Whatisgoingoninhere?自己看Seeforyourself.就只有个玩偶而已Theresnothingbutadummy完全没惹事好端端放在化妆室里restinginnocentlyinmydressingroom!可是格斯先生ButMr.Gus!他刚刚威胁要给你晚安Hewasjustthreateningtodonightynighttoyou!我没空这么闹Idonthavetimeforthis.我好不容易有机会可以上电视Thisisfinallymychancetobeontelevision不能给你们搞砸了andIdontwantyouruin
16、ingitforme!快给我滚Now,getoutofmyway别嫉妒我一举成名andstopbeingsojealousthatvemadeittothebigtime.格斯先生不要Mr.Gus!Dont!我说给我滚Isaidleavemealone!今晚有一场上分精彩的表演Wevegotareallygreatshowforyoutonight,folks.我很荣幸向大家介绍It,swithextremepleasurethatIintroduce全舞台长久以来最新最素的才艺thenewest,rawesttalentwevehadonhereforaverylongtime.天啊等不及要
17、让大家大吃一惊了Oh,man,Icantwaittoknockemout.大家掌声有请格斯先生和利奥PutyourhandstogetherforMr.GusandLeo-o!晚上好女士们先生们Goodevening,ladiesandgentlemen.怎么不打招呼呢利奥Whydontyousayhi,Leo?我有更好的点子Ihaveabetteridea.别掉脑袋了Trynottoloseyourhead!什么Whatthe.?晚安了Nightynight!帮个忙Alittlehelphere!不管他怎么骂我们Idontcarewhathetoldus.格斯先生都有危险Mr.Gusisin
18、trouble!必须想想办法小史蒂文Wegottadosomething,LittleSteven.我就等你这么说Thatsjustwhatvebeenwaitingtohear!这是为了我的热狗Thisisformyhotdogs!这是为了我的超神高速飞车Andthisisformyawesomespeedcycle.尝尝我的激光锤Getatasteofmylaserhammer!射得好Niceshot.我明明都校准过了啊IthoughtIjustcalibratedthisthing.没错特别准Yep.Perfectlycalibrated.特辣利奥Hey,Leo!给你的一生加点料Adda
19、littlespicetoyourlife!他们说得对Theywereright.玩偶真想消灭掉我们Thedummywastryingtodestroyus.太可怕了Thisishorrifying!鲍比我们快走吧Comeon,Bobby.Wereoutofhere.我花钱不是来看这个的DefinitelynotwhatIpaidfor.等等大家都要跑哪去W-Wait.Whereseveryonegoing?这个没在剧本里啊Thiswasntinthescript!进广♥告♥进广♥告♥Cuttocommercial!Cuttocommer
20、cial!你们还没见过我使出最后绝招Youhaventseenthelastofme.我会在你的梦中再次相见llmeetyouinyourdreams!我就知道那东西很邪恶Iknewthatthingwasevil!干得好Goodjob,buddy.放心格斯先生Dontworry,Mr.Gus.玩偶已经销毁了Thedummysgone.再也动不了你俊脑袋的一片鳞片了Hewonttouchascaleonyourprettyhead,everagain.抱歉质疑你们msorryforeverdoubtingyou.谢谢你们救了我的命Andthankyouforsavingmylife.不客气No
21、problemo.朋友就该两肋插刀Thatswhatfriendsarefor,myman.以关爱之名为肆意破坏击掌吧Herestowantondestructioninthenameofcaring.好耶Yeah!一群笨蛋Youninnies!太可恶了Thisisanabomination!把我整部表演都搞砸rYouveruinedmywholeshow!出去Get!out!再也不准你们回来Yourebannedfromcomingback,everagain!我很荣幸向大家介绍Now,itismypleasuretointroduce最新最素的才艺thenewest,rawesttalen
22、taround.掌声有请劳拉莲恩小姐PleaseputyourhandstogetherforMissLauraLane!我爱火腿Iloveham我就爱火腿Yes,Iloveham大家都知道我爱火腿EveryoneknowsthatIloveha-a-a-a-m天才叔公教瑜伽合十礼安Namastemorning欢迎收看天才叔公大♥师♥教瑜伽andwelcometoYogawithUncleGrandpaji.在做更高阶的动作之前Beforewegetintothemoreadvancedposes一定要抬腿alwaysliftwithyourlegs.现在要把双臂举
23、高Now,youregonnawanttogetthosearmshigh然后伸展andgiveitagoodstretch.感受到燃烧了没Youfeeltheburn?非常好很好Perfect.Okay.这一套动作得这样面朝垫子Forthisone,youneedtoturnonyourmat,likeso.只用自己的胡须Now,simplyuseyourmustache把自己撵到这个位置toraiseyourselfuptothisposition这招就叫向下胡须whichisknownasDownwardMustache.这香太熏了Thisincense.现在来过几个更高阶的动作Now,
24、mgoingtorunthroughafewmoreadvancedposes.可以随便在家里学着做Feelfreetofollowalongathome.这个动作要让螺旋桨肌肉一并发力Besuretokeepyourpropellermusclesengagedforthisone.下一个动作可以帮助你集中心气Thisnextposeisgoingtohelpyouconcentrateonyourchi.首先伸出左腿First,extendyourleftleg轻轻往上伸右手gentlyreachupwardswithyourrighthand再抓住你的脚thengraspyourfoot
25、.拉伸一下,Giveitalittlestre-e-tch.真舒服Feelsgood.把另外一只脚放在这Now,placeyourotherfoothere.另一条手臂穿过去然后Yourotherarmgoesthroughhere,a-and.就会依山而归Shellbecorninroundthemountain.穿针引线Threadthatneedle!发射土豆1.aunchthatpotato!最后给自己搭把手And,finally,giveyourselfahand.你应该就能感受到Youshouldfeelthat你的心气已经集中成了yourchihasgatheredinto强有力的一大捆毛线球apowerfulbundle-ball.没错就那样Yeah,likethat.巨型写实风飞行老虎Hey,GiantRealisticFlyingTiger.你干嘛用那种眼神看我Whyyoulookinatmelikethat?你别急小妹Takeiteasy,girl.不行坏老虎No,girl!Badtiger!救命啊He-e-e-lp!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
