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1、帮帮我托德前情提要PreviouslyonSoHelpmeTodd托德你最近忙什么呢Toddwhathaveyoubeenupto?你被吊销了私♥家&hearts侦♥探♥的执照YoulostyourPIlicense还差点进了监狱andyoualmostwenttojail.人生低谷啊vehitbottom.我认为哈里离开了我1thinkHarryhasleftme.我要去冰岛mgonnagotoIceland,裸体在星空下漫游benakedunderthestars.你们俩It,sofficial.都正式离婚了Yourebothdivorced.Yo
2、ushouldgo你真该去静修一下什么的弄清楚自己到底是谁onaretreatorsomething,figureoutwhoyoureallyare.一起吃晚餐以为你这辈子都说不出口呢Dinner?Ithoughtyoudneverask.你拿回执照了我回归了Yougotyourlicense.Yeah.mback.维加斯今晚如何私奔那种吗Vegas?Whatabouttonight?1.ike,elope?她去维加斯了别去机场ShewenttoVegas.Dontgototheairport明天一早在SeeyoufirstthingMondaymorning克莱斯特弗丁和莱特见atCres
3、t,Folding&Wright.哈里冰岛太可怕了Harry?Icelandwashorrible.早安波特兰J,A.M.Portland./早上好波特兰Goodmorning,Portland.我是詹姆斯布勒mJamesBoule.我是詹妮弗吉诺拉早上好AndmJenniferGianola.Goodmorning.早上好Goodmorning.当然好Itcertainlyis.再会真好Toodle-oo.Thatsexcellent.在我们开始前我想说Beforewecontinue,dliketosay.我天詹姆斯Oh,myGod!James!太阳晒屁♥股♥了
4、公主Riseandshine,princess.Oh.我真是习惯不了你这发型Wow.Iamnevergettingusedtothathair.感觉我面对的是个替补艾莉森FeellikemdealingwithalternateAllison.Iam我就是替补艾莉森什么alternateAllison.Wha?!搞什么啊你居然把塔可包装What?YouleftTacoTrap就给我丢地板上了wrappersonmyfloor?哪有紧张啥啊What?Relax.至少还能弄清垃坂Atleastyoucanevendistinguishbetweentrash至少你还能弄清垃圾Atleastyouc
5、anevendistinguishbetweentrash和你新公♥寓♥地板的区别andthefloorofyournewapartment.城♥堡♥我的新城♥堡♥Castle.Mynewcastle.如果你不喜欢这你可以很轻松的回到妈那里去住Andifyoudontlikeithere,youcaneasilygobacktoMoms,或者不那么轻松的跟杳克夏婚然后回到他那里去ornotsoeasily,undoyourdivorceandgobacktoChuck.谢谢你箕是太支持我了Thankyou.Th
6、atssosupportive.等我把OnceIget信♥川♥k♥的事捋清楚了thiscreditcardthingstraightenedout,我就走llbeoutofhere.我就走llbeoutofhere.我这几天过的太惨了Ivehadaroughfewdays.所以给你弄头发的家伙说这是什么静修Wait.So,thishairguysaiditwasaretreat,但是他们就那么把你丢进山里buttheyjustdroppedyouoffinthemountains只给了你一个革果和一把刀吗withanappleandaknife?我不想
7、再谈这事了Idontwanttotalkaboutit,引用你的原话我只在这andletmejustquoteyouandsay,monlygonnabehere住几晚afewnights.嘿你的车♥库♥是空的Hey,yourgaragewasempty,可我给你住的可是高档沙发房♥andyetIamgivingyouprimecouchrealestate.这沙发闻起来股死人味儿Thiscouchsmellslikedeath.可千万别死在这张沙发上Donotdieonthatcouch.这沙发17块钱呢Thatcouchwas$17.这沙发17块钱
8、呢Thatcouchwas$17.好我这就换衣服Allright,Iamgoingtogetchanged,去跑个步听听我的播客goingonarun,listeningtomypodcast.6000种方法制胜联调局探员吗6,000WaystoOutsmarttheFBI?超赞的Itsamazing.然后我就要去上班了Andthenmzippingofftowork.所以早上好So,goodmorning,不要用那个水槽把那扇窗打开dontusethatsinkoropenthatwindow.下午好再见Goodafternoontoyouandgoodbye.你到底怎么了Whathasgo
9、ttenintoyou?怎么一副爽朗热心的样子Whyareyousochipperandgungho?因为我有个计划BecauseIhaveaplan.玛格丽特Psst,Margaret.弗朗西Oh,Francey!救命来了1.ifesaver.Oh.我的天哪GoodGodalmighty.我知道你好Iknow.Hello.What.我知道你好Iknow.Hello.What.周末过的不错哈So,longweekend,huh?成为冠名合伙人感觉一定很好吧Mustbenicetobenamepartner.Ah.等等你是一直待在格斯那吗Wait,wereyouatGus,placethiswh
10、oletime?是是Yes.Yes!简直棒极寸Itwasamazing.室A生AWaitaminute.Waitaminute.我需要进里面去躲会Ijustneedtoduckinhereforasecond.Okay.早上好米丽森特Goodmorning,Millicent.天你看上去Wow.Youlooklikehell.我知道Oh.Iknow.好吧但你不觉得Um,okay,butdon,tyouthink我们需要谈谈吗weneedtotalkabout,youknow?是是是Oh.Yes,yes,yes.好吧你进我公♥寓♥Okay,so,didyouseehi
11、m去拿这些衣服时看到他了吗whenyouwentintomycondotogettheseclothes?看到了哈里嘛Yes.Harry.他还在呢他还在呢He,sstillthere?Hesstillthere.等会你真的都没跟他说话吗Butwait.Didyoureallynotevenspeaktohim?你就直接摔门走了Youjustwalkedawayandslammedthedoor?我为什么要在那个人身上浪费我的时间啊WhyshouldIgivethatmanonesecondofmytime?他跑到冰岛消失了一整年HedisappearedtoIcelandforanentire
12、year.我就在这呢啊mrighthere.所以弗朗西So,Francey,Uh-huh.你看到他的时候whenyousawhim-哈里他在干嘛呢Harry-whatwashedoing?吸尘吸尘Vacuuming.Vacuuming?!对在我的公♥寓♥里Yes.Inmyapartment?还在烤司康司刚Andbakingscones?Scons?司康Scones.他是要干嘛啊Oh.Wh-Whatishedoing?不行你坐下一趟Ah-ah.Takethenextone.你不能永远I可避他吧Youcantavoidhimforever.RATION既然他可以离开我I
13、fhecanwalkoutonme,我也可以离开他Icanwalkoutonhim.可他为什么还在那啊Whyishestillthere?他为什么就不能自己离开呢Whywonthejustgoaway?你告诉格斯了吗DidyoutellGus?没有No!Oh,yeah,its.我谁都没告诉Itoldnoone.你也不许说Andyouwont,either.我刚找回自己的生活Ihavejustgottenmylifebacktogether.我可不会弗朗西你给我拿的衣服AndIamnotgoingtojust.Francey,everything怎久都这么奢华啊对啊thatyoubroughti
14、sjustsofancy.Yes.因为你10点有个Becauseyouhaveyournamepartner冠名合伙人欢迎早餐welcomebreakfastat10:00.什么我天我忘的一干二净What?1Oh,my.Icompletelyforgot.把你的丝巾给我Okay,givemeyourscarf.好吧所以Okay,so,你没跟哈里说话没youdidnttalktoHarry?No.我就点头打了个招呼然后就拜拜了Inoddedhelloandgoodbye.Uh-huh.他很忙忙着清理猫窝呢Hewasbusy.cleaningoutthecatbox.我没有猫Oh.Idonthav
15、eacat.现在有了Well,youdonow.你好Hello.你好Hello.他还养了猫Hegotacat?他是怎么想的啊Whatwashethinking?我的名字上墙了吗Ismynameonthewallyet?好吧做标牌的那家Oh.Oh,okay,well,so,therewasaprintingerror出现了一个打印错误withthesign-maker,and-atypo-不知怎么搞的他们把你名字的前两个字母印上了andsomehow,theytookthefirsttwolettersofyourname可后三个字母是宋的所以andthelastthreelettersofSo
16、ngsname,and.克莱斯特弗丁Crest,Folding和错误&Wrong?就是印错了我们已经搞定了Itsamistake.Werehavingitfixed.托德看到后特别生气Toddwassoupsetwhenhesawit.托德我自从那什么之后就没见过他Oh.Todd.Ihaventseenhimsince.他在哪呢弗朗西托德Uh,whereishe,Francey?Todd?托德Oh.Todd.妈Mom!托德莱特私♥家♥侦♥探♥ToddWrighPI我马上就好对200块一天再加上其它费用llberightwithyou,ma
17、am.Yes,$200aday,plusexpenses.也谢谢你再见Thankyou,too.Goodbye.玛格丽特莱特你好啊Ah.MargaretWright.Hello.托德你搞什么呢Todd,whatisgoingonhere?那是猎鹰的摆件儿吗Isthatastatueofafalcon?是的马耳他来的Yes,fromMaltese.要给你张名片吗暂时的CanIofferyoumycard?Mytemporarycard.这Well我勒Whatis.托德Aah!Todd,你不能在律师事务所里youarenotrunningyourowndetectiveagency经营自己的侦探社
18、啊outofthislawoffice.我就是啊Icertainlyam.托德我没时间跟你胡闹Todd,Idonthavetimeforthisnonsense.我很乐意带你了解下详情dbehappytowalkyouthroughtheparticulars还有额外的活动andtheextracurriculars.Didyoureallythink你真的觉得这公搞会没有问题吗thatyoucouldgetawaywithallofthis?我就打算这么搞就酱mnotgettingawaywiththis.Iamdoingit.我现在有个非常重要的早餐会Ihaveaveryimportant
19、breakfastmeetingrightnow.你这简直是愚蠢荒谬可笑无礼Andthisisfoolishlyridiculousandpresumptuousandinsulting.你这5天又去哪了呢Andwhereexactlyhaveyoubeenforthepastfivedays?因为你那泡了啤酒的手♥机♥还在这Becauseyourbeer-soakedphoneishere,可你却不在butyouwerenot.你得关停这里Youneedtoshutthisdown.所有的一切马上Allofit,rightnow.贝弗利梅里特Beverly,Mer
20、ritt,uh,谢谢thankyou.我十分荣幸I-1amsohonored,并且很乐意立刻开始工作andIamsoexcitedtogettowork.敬克莱斯特弗丁和莱特ToCrest,Folding&Wright.嗯Yeah.恭喜Congratulations.谢谢Thankyou.好吧该说正事了Allright,timetogetreal.这家律所要不行了Thefirmisgoingunder.你的前任阿里斯太尔,宋Yourpredecessor,AlistairSong,挪用了客户资金embezzledfromclientsfunds.我们终于搞定了最后一批受害者Wefinallys
21、ettledwiththelastofthevictims.我们的资金所剩无几我们的客户也流失了一大批Ourcoffersareemptyandwerebleedingclients.新的执行合伙人可有个烂摊子-要收拾了Thenewmanagingpartnerhasaholymesstocleanup.对吧梅里特执行合伙人我吗Right,Merritt?Managingpartner?Me?我们需要削减20%的员工Weneedtoreducetheworkforceby20%,这里是16个员工的名单andheresalistof16employees你需要在今天下班前跟他们谈好解雇的事tha
22、tyoullneedtoletgobyendofbusinesstoday.我我不知道这家律所是这种状态啊Oh,I-1hadnoideathatwe-wewereinsuchtrouble.我是说为为什么没人告诉我啊Imean,why-whydidntanybodytellme?我们三个可不能声张啊Well,wethreeneedtokeepitquiet.我们可不能让大家发现r然后纷纷跳槽啊Wedontwanttheratstofindoutandstartjumpingship.欢迎来到幕后世界Welcometotheworldbehindthecurtain.这也太疯狂了吧Thisisi
23、nsane.16个人啊16people?有迈克帕特伊莫金还有Theres,uh,MichaelandPatandImogeneand.我们流失的客户都有谁Oh.What-whatclientshavewelost?威登和肯尼迪欧美克鲍威尔书店WeidenandKennedy,OMEC,PowellsBooks,克罗宇&卡普兰事务所KO1.PCronin&Caplan,KO1.P.KO1.PKO1.P?那个当地电视台ThelocalTVstation?但那不是我带来的客户吗Butthat-thatisaclientthatIbroughtin.可惜了当他们最需要我们的时候Shame.Rightw
24、hentheyneedusthemost,现在意外被定为谋杀rnowthattheaccidenthasbeenruledamurder.谋杀Amurder?就是早间扯淡的那个节目Thatmorningshownonsense.这周末的事Fromthisweekend.玛格丽特Margaret,詹妮弗吉诺拉今天JenniferGianolawasarrestedtoday因为谋杀自己的联席主持人forkillinghercohost,詹姆斯布勒而被捕了Oh.JamesBoule.Ooh.我在银行还有预约1haveanappointmentatthebank.我们的钱只够再租这些办公室六个月的U
25、h,Wecanonlyholdontotheseofficesforthenextsixmonths,第一个你需要谈解雇的员工andthefirstemployeestobeletgoarewaiting就在你办公室外面等着呢outsideofyourofficerightnow.恭喜了Congratulations.干杯Cheers.真不敢相信你居然在滑索上结的婚Icantbelieveyougotmarriedonazipline.就在拉斯维加斯的城市上空Imean,yeah,overdowntown1.asVegas.就特别搞笑也很蠢但也很有意思Itwashilariousandstup
26、idand.andfun.但对我的家人来说就没那么好笑了Butnotsohilariousforourfamilies,though.我妈威胁要杀了我们Mymotheristhreateningtokillus,而彼得的妈妈威胁说她要自杀andPetersmother-mm-hmm-isthreateningtokillherself.天Oh,boy.Yeah.Yeah.但我现在结婚了Yeah.Butmamarriedwoman.我是彼得的老婆IamPeterswife,andtogether,我们一起应该会we,11just-youknow-figure.你在婚姻登记处有个肉汁船Youdid
27、haveagravyboatonyourweddingregistry,对吧right?你值得这世上所有的幸福Youdeserveallthehappinessintheworld.值得上肉汁船舰队Anarmadaofgravyboats.请将我的爱也转达给彼得PleaseextendmylovetoPeter还有and.恭喜了Congratulations.保释后Aftermakingbail,吉诺拉女士在法♥院♥外对媒体发声Ms.Gianolaspokewithmediaoutsidethecourthouse.我是无辜的吊灯砸在詹姆斯头顶Iaminnocent
28、.Ihadnothingtodo跟我一点关系都没有withthelightthatfellonJames.但有人讯问过罗伊多布斯吗ButhasanyonetalkedtoRoyDobbs?他是我们办公室的实习生Hesourofficeintern而且我听说他跟詹姆斯有一腿andIhappentoknowthathewassleepingwithJames.吉诺拉女士指控办公室实习生罗伊多布斯MissGianolaaccusedofficeinternRoyDobbs跟她的联席主持人詹姆斯布勒有一腿ofanallegedaffairwithhercohostJamesBoule,而詹姆斯在直播时
29、被吊灯砸死whowaskilledbyafallinglightonlivetelevision.嗨玛格丽特恭喜你升职Hi.Margaret.Congratulationsonyourpromotion.Um,贝弗利的助理说你想见我Beverlysassistantsaidyouwantedtoseeme.对对Yes.Yes.我需要告诉你Um,Ineedtotellyou.我得让你Ihavetolet.you.知道.know.你的工作做的有多棒whatanamazingjobyouhavebeendoing.就是这个Yes.Oh.所以回去工作吧So.backtowork.对就这么多Yes,th
30、at,sall.你你把其他人也带着一起走吧对And-andyoucantaketheotherswithyou.Yes.我今天只想说这个Thatisallwehavetosaytoday.也许罗伊多布斯MaybeRoyDobbs才是凶手你们有想过吗isthemurderer.Didyoueverthinkofthat?为什么没人去讯问他啊Whydoesn,tsomebodytalktohim,huh?因为就不是我不是我Causeitsnotme.Itisnotme.洪水猛兽啊Animals!詹妮弗詹妮弗Jennifer!Jennifer!这边玛格丽特Uphere.Margaret!快点后退都后
31、退Comeon,backOffeveryone.Backoff天关上门关门你还好吗Oh,myGod.Shutthedoor,shutthedoor.Areyouokay?我不好啊No,mnot.你你怎么来了Wha-Whatareyoudoinghere?我在新闻上看到你了Well,uh,Isawyouonthenews.这可真是场噩梦你了解我的Itisjustanightmare,andyouknowme-我怎么会杀人呢Iwouldneverkillanybody.Uh,no.当然不会了我就是过来看看God,ofcoursenot.Ijustcamebytomakesure确保你有人照顾保护还
32、有thatyourecoveredandprotectedand.你有好律师吗Doyouhaveagoodlawyer?玛格丽特你不是想重新赢问我们的业务吧Margaret,yourenotseriouslytryingtowinbackourbusiness?现在今天Now?Today?W.詹妮弗你知道Well,Jennifer,youknow台里肯定会让你thatthestationisgoingtopushyou用他们的新律师但如果tousetheirnewlawyers,butifthings局面不妙那些律师和电视台gosouth,thoselawyersandthestation-肯
33、定会眼都不眨的卖♥♥了你你知道我说的没错theyaregonnasellyououtinasecond,youknowmright.而且我确定AndIamcertain他们肯定不会给你派像我这种theywillnotgiveyouthedirectattention冠名合伙人律师ofanamepartnerlikeIwill.好吧我就用你Allright,Illtakeyouon.但你也得先为我做一件事Ifyoudosomethingformefirst.找到杀害詹姆斯的凶手他的男票FindJamesrealkiller:hisboyfriend.找到罗伊多布斯Fi
34、ndRoyDobbs.我可以做到Icandothat.托德我有工作给你Todd!Ihaveajobforyou.我需要你找个人Ineedyoutofindsomeone.是你好抱歉It,s.Hello.Sorry.你取号♥了吗Couldyoutakeanumber,please?可能得等会儿了托德Mightbeaminute.Todd.别闹了Stopitrightnow.你别想在这家律所里Youarenotgoingtorunyourown经营Q己的私♥家&hearts侦♥探♥社PIagencyoutofthislawfirm.实际上我跟
35、几个关系好的Actually,vespokentoseverallawyersinthevicinity律师都聊过当第一部分中的一方Ihappentobefriendlywith,andwhentheparty说的就是我ofthefirstpart-that,sme-在这里住了超过12个月hasbeeninresidenceformorethan12months,那第二部分的一方说的就是你thenthepartyofthesecondpart-thatsyou-会在你没说完话之前就掐死你Willthrottleyoubeforeyoucanfinishthatsentence.必须根据俄勒冈州
36、的法令mustgrantsquattersrightstotheaggrievedparty将擅自占用者的权利授予受害方byorderofthestateofOregon.,别说了你不能这么做Stopit.Youcannotdothis.从法律上来讲我可以而且我也这么做了Well,legallyIcanandIam.但是什么都不会变But,look,nothingsgonnachange.我还是会为你进行案件调查Iwillstillbeinvestigatingcasesforyou.只要你签署了我起草的这份Onceyouvesignedthissimple,简单轻松的合同easy-breez
37、yretainervedrawnup.我让你简单轻松Oh,easy-breezy.我想到你会这么做了Eh,andIthoughtyoumightdothat,没关系还有复印件Itsokay.Imadeyouacopy.谢谢Thankyou.你可真是浪费纸啊Youarewastinganobsceneamountofpaper.托德你是我的员工Todd,youaremyemployee.你能待在这个办公室Youareinthisoffice甚至能待在这个地球都是因为有我andonthisplanetbecauseofme.所以你赶紧给我找人Now,youaregoingtofindsomeone
38、formerightnow.你到底想让我找谁Andwhoexactlyisitthatyouwouldlikemetofind?他叫打扰一卜Hisnameis.Um,excuseme.我想找私♥家♥侦♥探♥托德莱特的办公室mlookingfortheofficeofToddWright,Pl.这是对就是我了Isthis.Yep,thatwouldbeme.不是你反正肯定不是你Thatisnotyou.Well,certainlynotyou.有什么我能帮到你的先生AndhowcanIhelpyou,sir?我需要个侦探Ineedadete
39、ctive.完美你来对地方了Perfect.Youvecometotherightplace.来错地方了那事儿我听说了Thisisthewrongplace.Oh,yes,Iheardaboutthat.你叫什么孩子Andwhatisyourname,son?罗伊多布斯mRoyDobbs.托德我需要跟那个人聊几句Todd,Ineedtospeaktothatman立刻马上我不确定rightnow.Hmm,mnotsuremyclient我的客户现在应该跟任何人交谈isspeakingtoanyoneatpresent.你的客户嘿他是来找我的Yourclient?Hey,hecametoseem
40、e.只要你尽快签好我的合同Andthesoonerwesettlemycontractterms,我就能让你跟他交谈了thesoonerIcangrantaccess.你到底想要什么首先Whatisityouwant?Well,first,我要涨工资90%-95%02dlikearaise,dsayinthe90to95%range.还双倍呢我接受Doubleyourcurrentsalary.Iaccept.接下来我希望可以为律所的Next,Iwanttobefreetoworkforallthelawyers所有律师工作不只是你atthefirm,notjustyou.而且从现在开始我会接
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