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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公小美虎鱼我身处何方WhereamInow?此为何物Whatisthisthing?我在做什么WhatamIdoing?这部歌♥舞动画片毛病一大堆Thisanimatedmusicalsurehasalotproblems.确实Tellmeaboutit.管他呢有个快乐结局就行了Whocares?Aslongastheresahappyending.叔公Hey,UncleG为什么巨型写实风飞行老虎每天whydoesgiantrealis
2、ticflyingtiger都要在快午夜了的时候往海里扔汉堡throwahamburgerintheoceaneverynightbeforemidnight?披萨史蒂夫我好惊讶你等了42年PizzaSteve,Imsurprisedyouvewaited42years才问我这个问题toaskmethatquestion.都过来我来向你们叙述Gatherround,andlltellyou老虎的完整起源故事theunabridgedtaleoftigersorigins.小妹Hey,girl!不来参加派对吗Arentyougonnajointheparty?甲壳先生Mr.Crustacious
3、为什么巨型写实风美虎鱼whyisgiantrealisticmermaidtiger老是这么忧郁alwayssogloomy?这忧郁都快传染给我了Itsstartingtobummeout.太平洋s鱼史蒂夫PacificcodSteve我好惊讶你等了42年msurprisedyouvewaited42years才问我这个问题toaskmethat.因为猫讨厌水Itsbecausecatshatewater.但她可不是一般的猫Butshe,snotanordinarycat.她是美虎鱼Shesamermaidtiger.又不是什么士气海蜗牛It,snotlikeshe,ssomelameseas
4、nail.你不明白Youjustdontgetit.她希望自己是头普通的老虎Shewishesshewasanormaltiger长腿的老虎atigerwithlegs.我听到什么了WhatdidIjusthear?!有谁说到腿了Didsomeonesaylegs?!不知道泡泡叔公Idontknow,bubblegrandpa.我只听到刚才那句ThatswhatIheard.我唯一受不了的IftheresonethingIcantstand就是希望自己长腿的鱼it,sfishwhowishtheyhadlegs!活在水底下怎么你了Whatswrongwithlivingunderthewate
5、r?是对这里的秩序有什么意见吗Doyouhaveaproblemwiththewaythingsaredownhere?你们哪一只可悲的寄生虫Now,whichoneofyoupatheticparasites刚刚希望自己长腿的wishestheyhadlegs?把嘴闭好Justkeepyourmouthshut.就是他殿下甲壳先生说的Itwashim,yourhighness!ItwasMr.Crustacious!是他说的不是我Hesaidit,notme!好啊Well,well.原来是爱长腿的拉里啊Ifitisntleg-lovingLarryoverhere许愿想要长腿makingal
6、ltheselegwishes.得让你懂得言多必失的道理了Youregonnawishyoukeptyourslimylittlemouthshut!你就是想长腿的那位了Soyouretheonewhowantslegs?好啦没什么好丢脸的Now,now.There,snothingtobeashamedof.可能我确实有点过激了MaybeIoverreactedabit.跟你说吧你想长出双腿Tellyouwhat-youwantapairoflegs我想要and1want,uh.汉堡ahamburger.海里没汉堡吃Icantgethamburgershereintheocean.就地上才会
7、有Theyonlyexistonland.不过要是我把腿赐给你ButifIgiveyoulegs那就让你给我买♥♥汉堡thenyoucangetmeahamburger.这样合理吗Soundfair?很好Wonderful.先来签订这份小小的协议Justneedyoutosignthislittlecontractfirst.我巨型写实风美虎鱼同意以上具备法律效力的协议条款鳗包马卜.做公♥证♥Eelybagwillhavethatnotarizedrightaway.现在来让你长腿Nowletsgetyousomelegs.赐予我波塞冬的
8、足疗师的力量BythepowerofPoseidonspodiatrist我将赐予你双腿Igivetheelegs!汉堡是这个样子的Now,thisiswhatahamburgerlookslike.另外补充说明一下Andjusttobeextra-clear汉堡今晚午夜之前必须得进我嘴里itneedstobeinmymouthbeforemidnighttonight.不然的话我就把腿收回来Otherwise,11takebackthelegs让你变成海蜗牛andturnyouintoaseasnail-海洋的泡沫thescumoftheocean.泡泡叔公她要去的地方Bubblegrand
9、pa,whereshesheaded方圆好几里没有汉堡thereisntahamburgerplaceformiles.午夜以前肯定找不到Shecan,tpossiblyfindonebeforemidnight.我偷偷告诉你一个小秘密鳗包llletyouinonalittlesecret,eelybag.重点就是那个Thatsthewholepoint.我要好好教训那头笨老虎llteachthatdumbtiger许愿长腿的后果towishforlegs.我懂了NowIgetit.一定要去警告老虎Wegottowarntigeraboutthis.鱼市真是的别动了Comeon!Stopsqu
10、irming!真希望这只笨章鱼能别动rIwishthisdumboctopuswouldholdstill.天才叔公你干嘛要骑章鱼过来UncleGrandpa,whyexactlyareyoutryingtomountthisthing?我说过了肚包露营车还在店里1.ikeIsaid,BellyBag,whiletheR.V.,sintheshop我需要交通工具来代步mgonnaneedsomethingfortransportation.我还是觉得应该要Istillthinkweshouldexplore另外Other找别的-Options!你说的确实Yeah,Iguessyourerigh
11、t.有什么用Whatstheuse?我一直都很想要vejustalwayswanted强大又威严的东西让我好好骑骑somethingpowerfulandmajestictoride.为什么有头老虎盯着我们看Whyisthereatigerstaringatus?我要买♥♥一条这个lltakeoneofthese.我们这是在躲谁Whoarewehidingfrom?顺便早安Also,goodmorning!你有什么事CanIhelpyou?你可以先涂点除臭剂Youcanstartbywearingsomedeodorant.抱歉让你误会了Sorryforgettin
12、goffonthewrongfoot我叫天才叔公MynamesUncleGrandpa.说到脚你双腿不错Andspeakingoffeet,nicepairofjumpersyougotonyou.你为什么会来渔人码头So,whatbringsyouaroundfishermanswharf?是汉堡Itsahamburger!怎么回事Whatsthebigidea?!只是张图片Thisisjustapicture!对很好那是手表Yes.Verygood.Thatsawatch.新版虎英大辞典根据这本虎语英语翻译Accordingtothistiger-to-Englishtranslator她
13、说她要在午夜前得到汉堡shesayssheneedsahamburgerbeforemidnight否则会变回美人鱼orshe,11beturnedbackintoamermaid.天啊又是那个老套故事Geez.Thatoldstoryagain.虽然我们很想帮你但不幸的是Well,dlovetohelpyou,but,unfortunately我现在没有交通工具Idonthaveanytransportationatthemoment.我先前从来没骑过巨型写实风老虎veneverriddenagiantrealistictigerbefore.你比那个黏糊糊的章鱼软多了Yourealotso
14、fterthanthatslimyoctopus.来帮你找汉堡吧Nowlet,sfindyouaburger!你是想说Youmeantotellme你这是第一次长腿吗thisisthefirsttimeyouveeverhadlegs?你明明挺会用腿的Causeyousureknowhowtouseem.我懂你的感受Iknowthefeeling.我还记得我第一次Irememberthefirsttime拥有这双彩虹背带的那时候Igottheserainbowsuspenders.让我自信心满满Reallyboostedmyconfidence.小心下水道1.ookoutforthatmanh
15、ole!小心轮胎Nowlookoutforthosetires!小心跳霹雳舞的Andthosebreakdancers!轮滑迪斯科Therollerdisco!喜马拉雅山TheHimalayas!天才叔公得跨越多少障碍UncleGrandpa,howmanyobstacles才能到汉堡店beforewereachaburgerjoint?问得好肚包就在这里停Goodcall,BellyBag.Let,sstophere.天啊我玩得好开心Gosh,vebeenhavingsomuchfun都忘了我会晕车了IcompletelyforgotIhavemotionsickness.我先去吐一阵子了E
16、xcusemewhileIgobesick.巨型写实风美虎鱼Giantrealisticmermaidtiger泡泡叔公要来处决你了bubblegrandpaissettingyouup!是真的It,strue.你午夜之前绝对找不到汉堡Theresnowayyouregonnafindaburgerbeforemidnight.他只想把你变成劣等海站绘Hejustwantstoturnyouintoanunderachievingseaslug.好啊看我发现什么了Well,well.Whatdowehavehere?一对造♥反♥的Acoupleoftraitors!
17、都是甲壳先生一手策划的ItwasMr.Crustacious*idea!不用怕诡计多端的三叶虫Takeiteasy,youtreacheroustrilobites.你们让事态变得更有意思了Youjustmadethingsalittlemoreinteresting.从现在起Fromhereonout要是这位小美虎鱼ifthislittlemer-tiger没法守信用doesntholdupherendofthebargain失去的就不仅仅是双腿了shewontjustloseherlegs.还会失去她的笨朋友Shellalsoloseherdumblittlefriends.不不不No,n
18、o,no.协议别忘了你身上还有协议Dontforget-yourestillundercontract.再看一下时间Andwouldyoulookatthetime-离半夜还剩10分钟10minutestomidnight.我都快饿坏了Isureamgettinghungry.好我们要找什么来着Okay,so,whatareWelookingforagain?她现在必须拯救朋友Nowshehastorescueherfriends.有朋友被绑♥架♥了Kidnappedfriends?!赌注从来没这么高过Thestakeshaveneverbeenhigher!加我一
19、个Countmein.你那双陆地腿Thosenewlandlegsofyours可能不是很适合游水probablyarentverygoodinthewater.幸好我可会游泳了1.uckilyforyou,manexcellentswimmer.我“游水叔公”的名号♥可不是白叫的Theydontcallmeaquagrandpafornothing.其实也没人那么叫我Actually,noonecallsmethat.好啊Well,well.看来你们朋友最后就快买♥♥不到汉堡了1.ookslikeyourfriendisntgonnamakeitaf
20、terall.老虎还有时间Tigerstillhastime.等着瞧好了We,llseeaboutthat.你把这当什么了Whatdoyouthinkthisis有欢乐结局的歌♥舞动画片吗someanimatedmusicalwithahappyending?早安Goodmorning!老虎你回来了Tiger!Youreback!你居然没告诉我Youdidnttellme这个坏蛋特别帅thisvillainwasextremelyhandsome.你到底是谁Whothesquidareyou?我是谁我来告诉你我是谁WhoamI?IlltellyouwhoIam.我只是个普通路人m
21、justsomerandomguy自发与刚刚认识的人一同踏上冒险whodecidedtospontaneouslygetinvolvedinanadventurewithsomeoneIjustmet.这就是我Thatswho!你这位朋友Well,didyourfriendhere有没有向你提过我们的小小交易tellyouaboutourlittledeal?毕竟我可没看到汉堡CauseIdontseeanyhamburgersaround.真是好主意Thatsaswellidea!这就来Herewego.欢迎光临天才叔公水下受潮汉堡店WelcometoUncleGrandpasunderwa
22、tersoggyburgerbuns.需要点什么餐HowmayItakeyourorder?一份汉堡Onehamburger.这就做Okelydokes.请到第二窗口取餐Justpulluptothesecondwindow,please.你的餐好了先生Here,syourorder,sir.份汉堡时间卡得刚刚好Onehamburgerjustintime.她成功了Shemadeit!当面打脸Inyourface!什么不等等What?!No,wait!其实我特别要求“不加洋葱”Actually,Ispecificallysaid,noonions,上面加了洋葱所以不算数andthishason
23、ionsonit,soitdoesn,tcount.你还是输rYouloseanyway.不公平Thatsnotfair!跟你的小破腿说再见吧Now,saygoodbyetothosestupidlegs.不Nooooo!怎么回事Whatthesquidishappening?好啊白练r那么久的定点排便Oh,great.Allthatpottytrainingfornothing.你别太习惯你那撩人的美人鱼身体了Dontgettoousedtothatprovocativemermaidbody我现在要把你变成无趣的海蜗牛,causenowmturningyouintoaboringoldse
24、asnail.美人鱼海蜗牛Mermaids,seasnails-就不能想好了再变吗makeupyourmindalready!他快追上了你要游快点Hesgainingonus!Youneedtoswimfaster!你只有陆地腿游不过我的Youcantout-swimmewiththoselandlegs.他说得对Hesright!等一下我想到办法了Waitaminute.Thatgivesmeanidea.给吃了这个Here,chewonthis.可以给你加速Itllgiveyouaboost.怎么这怎么可能Whatthehowdoesthatevenmakesense?没事你们也敌不过我的
25、神力Doesntmatter.Yourenomatchformypowers.天啊我实在不想变海蜗牛Oh,man!Ireallydontwanttobeaseasnail.海蜗牛最惨了Theyretheworst!不好Oh,no!什么Whatthe-不可能Thiscantbe!甜蜜蜜的报应Sweet,sweetKarma.干得漂亮老虎Waytogo,tiger!你是个真英雄Youreabonafidehero.你现在有了彩虹火箭力量Andwithyournewrainbowrocketpower就再也用不着笨拙的双腿了youllneverhavetousethosecrummylegsever
26、again.我在陆地特别需要你Icouldusesomeonelikeyoubackonland.要来加入我和我的怪团队吗Caretojoinmeandmyteamofmisfits?没事的老虎Itsokay,tiger.我们很理解Weknow你有多想靠着新腿奔向陆地howmuchyouwanttobeonlandwithyournewlegs.真的吗Really?你会每晚给我们投汉堡Youllsendushamburgerseverynight让我们永远铭记你吗sowellalwaysrememberyou?虽说看不出来这有什么意思Imean,Idontseewhatthatwouldsym
27、bolize毕竟泡泡叔公consideringitwasbubblegrandpa原先就是想吃汉堡的thatoriginallyaskedforthehamburgers.不过可以行Butsure.Whynot?我最爱水下探险的一大特点Ifthere1SonethingIlikeaboutmyunderwateradventures那就是快乐结局itsahappyending.一起离开这片肮脏海域吧Now,let,sgetoutofthisfilthyocean!讲完了Andthereyouhaveit巨型写实风飞行老虎的起源故事giantrealisticflyingtigersofficialoriginstory.感觉可信度不高天才叔公1dontknowifIbuyit,UncleGrandpa.这故事一听就像编的Thatstorysoundsmade-up.对啊Yeah.你故事如果是真的Ifwhatyouresayingistrue那你怎么就没有美人鱼尾巴呢thenhowcomeyoudon,thaveamermaidtail?我当然有SureIdo.你们从来没见过我脱裤子YouguysjustneverseemewithmypantsOf真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
