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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公格斯王商场天啊我好爱美食街Boy,ohboy,Ilovethefoodcourt.极限美食区蕉男航海腌椰菜同一屋檐下蕴藏着好多文化Somuchcultureunderoneroof.一颗蛋大乱炖为什么没人想吃我的大乱炖Why-adoes-anobodywannaeat-amychunds?我的天啊Oh,mygoodness.看看这么多文化啊Justlookatallthisculture.样样都有Wegoteverything.你样样都有了Youg
2、oteverything可你都没给我买♥♥沙拉butyoucouldn,tgetmeasalad连大乱炖都没给我买♥♥orevensomechunds?抱歉格斯先生Sorry,Mr.Gus可我们终于抵达了butwe,vefinallyreached我们一直期待着的时刻themomentweveallbeenwaitingfor.骑士厨房♥是巨魔洞夹心俱乐部三明治特餐Itsthetrollholefillerclubsandwichspecial.只要拔出这把小小的剑Justneedtoremovethistinysword.
3、这把剑拔不出来Cantpulloutthesword!天啊Aw,geez!我可吃不了插着剑的三明治Icanteatthissandwichwithaswordinit.放松叔公让我来Relax,UncleG.lldoit.披萨史蒂夫你是我认识最壮的人了Oh,PizzaSteve,yourethestrongestguyIknow.抱紧你的宝贝们各位小姐Holdontoyourbabies,ladies披萨史蒂夫要来完成简单的任务了causePizzaSteveisabouttocompleteasimpletask.根本拔不出来Itcantbedone.可不是Sayitaintso!看来我吃不
4、到三明治了Iguessnosandwichforme.你们别耍笨了Stopitwiththisfoolishness.我♥干♥了什么WhatdidIdo?我&hearts汗♥了什么他说道Whatdid1do?Hesays.我来告诉你吧1.etmetellyou.据说很久很久以前TwassaidethIongethago-eth从石中拔出剑的人thathe-ethwho-ethmight-ethpull-eththeswordy-wardfromthestoney-wone.将成为美食街之王.shallbekingofthefoodcourt.跟亚瑟王差
5、不多吗YallmeanlikekingArthur?对Yes.也太傻了吧Thisisfoolishness.格斯先生是这样的TypicalMr.Gus.根本就没有称王的素质Doesnthavewhatittakestobeaking.别作揖了Stopbowing!如您所愿Whateveryouwish.我的君王Myliege.别闹了我要去续杯Juststopit.mgonnagogetarefill.大王大王King,king!请由我来为您续杯格斯王Pleaseallowmetogetthatforyou,kingGus.谢了叔公可我自己就能来Thanks,UncleG,butIcanmana
6、geonmyown.一派胡言Nonsense!王绝不能像肮脏庶民一样亲力亲为Akingneverdoesthingsforhimselfliketheuncleancommonfolk.这是我的活儿Thatsmyjob.从现在起您身获特权Fromnowon,yougetspecialprivileges.这是不是表示Doesthismean我可以决定去哪吃东西了Icandothingslikedecidewheretoeat?当然可以陛下Mostcertainly,mylord.我将会满足您的一切旨意Andllmakesureallyourkinglydemandsaremet因为我是大王的得
7、力助手forIamthekingshand您的粗鄙奴才yourbarbarianslave.如果当王表示可以让人更尊重我Well,ifbeingkingmeansllgetsomerespect那我就接受了thenIguessmokaywithit.您的圆桌到了我的君王Thatsyourroundtable,myliege.您还想要什么Andwhatshallthydesirenow?给我来点那种好吃的冰淇淋Givemesomeofthatdeliciousicecream.可是But.快张开您甜蜜蜜的嘴巴Now,openupthatsweet,sweetmouth.好吃Yum.好个透心凉Th
8、atsaspicyicy.希望你喜欢我的冰淇淋Ihopeyouenjoyedmyicecream.最好谨言慎行庶民史蒂夫Youbetterwatchit,peasantSteve.可别害你的王生气了Youdontwanttoupsetyourking.我绝对不可能称你为王Itllbeacolddayinawood-firepizzaovenbeforeIcallyouthat跟你说个事实你不是我的王Asamatteroffact,youarenokingofmine!放逐Banished!可是陛下他不是故意的But,mylord,msurehedidn,tmeanit.大王已经下令Thekin
9、ghasspoken我特此将披萨史蒂夫逐出我的王国andIherebybanishPizzaStevefrommykingdom.得力助手把他带下去Kingshand,gethimoutofmysight.你不能放逐我叔公绝对不会答应Youcantbanishme.UncleGwouldnthaveit.对不起庶民史蒂夫msorry,peasantSteve.怎么怎么回事Wha-whatsgoingon?你们不能这公对我No,youcantdothistome!住手拜托Stop!Please!贤君就会这么做对吧Thisiswhatagoodkingwoulddo,right?就听你的老兄Wha
10、teveryousay,man.对就听我的Yeah,whateverIsay.我也有人♥权♥Ihavemyrights!弗洛斯欢乐地牢街机对不起披萨史蒂夫msorry,PizzaSteve.我现在为王效命ButIservethekingnow.天才叔公为什么UncleGrandpa,why?!你为什么抛弃了我Whyhaveyouforsakenme?!你为王服侍有加Youserveyourkingwell.敢问陛下有所求否Willmylordbeneedinganythingelse?首要任务Firstorderofbusiness给我来一盘热乎乎的美味大乱炖bri
11、ngmeanice,hotplateofthosemouth-wateringchunds.大乱炖停业奉天承运大王诏日Hearye,hearye!格斯王要买♥♥你的大乱炖KingGusrequiresyourchunds.我很想给大王献上我的大乱炖Iwouldlove-atogive-atheking-amychunds.但我的大乱炖店But-amychunds-已经永远倒闭了she,s-aclosed-aforgood!呜呼哀哉A-boohoo!没大乱炖了Nochunds!没大乱炖了Nochunds?!那就放逐他Thenhesbanished!明白Gotit!听见
12、:吧卖♥♥大乱炖的Youheardhim,chundsy.大王有令Kingsorders.大王要吃大乱炖Akingneedshischunds.你胆敢在我的王国犯下此般罪行Youdaredothatinmykingdom?!放逐Banished!就撒了杯汽水吗好吧Justforspillingsoda?Okay.听见大王说的话了吧怪人Youheardtheking,weirdos.那人刚刚看了我放逐Thatguyjustlookedatme!Banished!是不是有点残暴了陛下Isntthatalittleharsh,yourfanciness?放逐Banishe
13、d!遵命陛下Ofcourse,myking.小心地滑那东西太黄了放逐Thatthingistooyellow!Banished!在哪Where?!可那是小心地滑的牌子陛下Butthatsawetfloorsign,mylord?全都放逐放逐一切罪人Banishthemall.Banishtheunholy!弗洛斯欢乐地牢街机披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!叔公救我UncleG,helpme!抱歉披萨史蒂夫大王疯了Sorry,PizzaSteve,thekinghasgonemad而我则把他的疯狂延续卜去andmanextensionofhismadness.我不该点那个三明治的Ishouldh
14、aveneverorderedthatsandwich!现在不重要了格斯是大王Doesntmatternow.Gusisking.他是天选之子He,sthechosenone.在他统治的时代里Intheentirehistoryofhisreign只有你公开反对过他onlyyouspokeupagainsthim.看看我落得什么下场Andlookwhereitgotme-像怪物一样束缚在牢笼里shackledawaylikeafreakinacage!虽然这可能会违背我的誓言Thismaygoagainsttheoathveswornto但我再也不在乎了butIdon,tcareanymore
15、!再见Farewell.我真正的王Mytrueking.披萨史蒂夫回来了PizzaSteveisback!陛下还有什么需求吗Willmylordbeneedinganythingelse?你放逐了看门人没他衣服扣子开了Didyoubanishthecustodian?Hisshirtwasuntucked.放逐了陛下Yes,mylord.还有那个卖♥♥中东炸豆丸子的呢Andthefalafelhutguy?他口音我听不懂Hisaccentwastoohardtounderstand.也放逐了Banished,aswell.很好Good,good.一定得放逐他们You
16、understandtheyhadtobebanished.他们背叛了大王Theybetrayedtheirking!他们所有人都必须付出代价Theyhavetopaytheprice,allofthem!除了你Exceptyou.只剩下你一个我只信任你Youretheonlyoneleft,theonlyoneIcantrust.你绝对不会背叛我Youwouldneverbetrayme.是陛下Never,mylord.等等你怎么犹像了Wait.Whydyouhesitate?我没有Ididnt你刚刚又犹豫了Youjustdiditagain!你你在伤害我Y-Y-You,rehurtingm
17、e.因为现在只有痛苦Thatsbecausepainisallthereis!武士寿司有谁点了披萨吗Didsomebodyorderapizza?我要送的是一片复仇心加满的披萨Causemabouttodeliveraslicewithextravengeance!你不是应该被放逐了吗Youresupposedtobebanished?!你头脑也应该灵光点了Andyouresupposedtobesmart.准备被废黜吧Nowpreparetobedethroned!我的英雄Myhero.稳着点Steady.我的脚踝Myankle!好暂停Okay,time-out!我好像扭伤了Imightve
18、sprainedit.不要Oh,no.肿起来了It,sswellingup.怎么会出这种坏事Ididnotneedthisrightnow!可悲Pathetic.得力助手放逐这个白♥痴♥Kingshand,banishthisfool.不行陛下Icant,mylord.什么你竟然敢违抗你的王What?!Howdareyoudisobeyyourking!很抱歉如果当大王的得力助手msorry,butifbeingthekingshand表示一定要放逐我的朋友们meansbanishingmyfriends那我就不该干这份活儿Iwouldhaveneversigned
19、upforthejob.我再也不想伤害任何人了Iamherebythroughhurtinganyoneanymore.好那我亲自来放逐Fine.lldoitmyself.等等之前的事我都是闹着玩的Wait!Iwasonlykiddingaboutthewholething.说真的你就是大王Seriously,youretheking!我要永远放逐你mgonnabanishyouforgood!哎呦我的妈GaspyMcGasperson!为什么水渍上面没放小心地滑标牌Whyisntthereawetfloorsignoverthisspillage?小心地滑那没事了Doesntmatter.我
20、还是要放逐mstillgonnafinishthejo真正的王Thetrueking!带我走吧大王我是你的奴才Takeme,lord.Iamyourslave.好耶老兄Oh,yeah,boy!好甜美好有诗意的正义Sweetpoeticjustice.各位不知道我中了什么邪Guys,Idontknowwhatcameoverme.学有大权把我给冲昏头了Havingallthatpowerreallygottomyhead.对不起刚刚做了那么多傻事msorryforactinglikesuchafool.格斯先生那是因为你没有Mr.Gus,thatsbecauseyoudonthave称王的素质w
21、hatittakestobeaking.真正的王要用真心治国Atruekingruleswithhisheart不是用铁拳治国notwithanironfist.我宣布从今天起Ideclarethisdayforward披萨史蒂夫就是PizzaSteveshallbe这家美食街有史以来最伟大的王thegreatestkingthisfoodcourthaseverbestowed!30秒后披萨史蒂夫王万岁动作快卖♥♥大乱炖的Keepitmoving,chundsy!披萨史蒂夫王是老大贤君就是这公干的对吧Now,thisiswhatagoodkingwoulddo,r
22、ight?就听你的大人Whateveryousay,man.体育Sports!怪兽兄弟今天要干什么萨尔瓦多Whatshouldwedotoday,Salvador?老样子瑞克Whatwealwaysdo,Rick恶作剧电♥话♥prankcall.我知道要打给谁Iknowjustwhotocall.响起来了It,sringing!喂Hello?安静安静Quiequiet.请问Is-你家冰箱还冰吗isyourrefrigeratorcold?大多数冰箱都是冰的Ibelievemostrefrigeratorsarecold.那你就过去看看啊Thenyoubettergo
23、getit!恶作剧电♥话♥吗Aprankcall,huh?我今晚本来要约Iwasgoingtohavearomanticeveningin帕梅拉阿桨的withPamelaPaddlepot很抱歉要这样帕梅拉msosorryaboutthis,Pamela.现在我不约了Butinstead.我要教训你们几个混♥蛋♥mgonnatohavetoteachyoupunksalesson!他挂了Hehungup!喂Hello?你们喜欢打恶作剧电♥话♥是吗Soyoulikeprankcalls?!Doya?!倒要看看你们
24、有多喜欢恶作剧电♥话♥1.etsseehowyouliketheseprankcalls!说广什么”的人要喷一身黏液Hey,guys,peoplewhosay,what,getslimed.什么What?大笨蛋Hey,dingledor什么What?喷黏液愉快Enjoyyourslime!喂Hello?萨尔瓦多怪兽Salvadorbeastoid?怎么了Yes?你是我们的头号♥大赢家Youreourbigwinner!我的天啊Oh,mygosh!我赢了什么WhatdoIwin?!天才叔公UncleGrandpa!瑞克瑞克你在吗瑞克Rick,Rick!A
25、reyouthere,Rick?找你的It,sforyou.想不想知道你赢了什么Dontyouwanttoknowwhatyouvewon?我猜猜Iguess.是恶魔It,sdemons.好搭档Partner!我现在是牛仔了macowboynow!魔咒Magicspell.还有一件事Andonemorething.你家冰箱还能用吗Isyourrefrigeratorrunning?跑怎么了Yeah?那你就去抓啊Well,then,youbettergocatchit.天才叔公你在干什么UncleGrandpa,whatareyoudoing?我只是在跟怪兽兄弟玩mjustplayingwiththebeastoidbrothers.他们太搞笑了Theyretoofunny.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
