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2、thetable.这是我们做出改变的唯一方法Itstheonlywayweregonnamakechange.鲁切斯甘比诺这些烦人精1.uccheseGambino.thosetiredfucks其中一个得滚oneofthemgottago.你想让我来处理吗Andyouwantmetotakecareofit?要等时机成熟Whenthetimeisright只要你和我掌权我们才能Withyouandmeinpower,wecandothings好好地办事thewaytheyshouldbefuckin,done科伦坡先生一味Mr.Colombo-Whoa进来多米尼克Comein,Dominic
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5、t不不不我告诉他如果六个月后他还不付我钱No,nIlimifhedoesntpaymeinsixmonths,我就杀了他全家IIkillhiswholefamily我会先把孩子开膛破肚然后让他家里人看着IIIgutthekidfirstandmakethefamilywatch就是得这样Thatswhatmtalkingabout.文就是我们需要的改变Thatsthechangeweneed.不过我还是不确定那位子的事Istilldontknowabouttheseatthough.定还有别的办法Theresgottabeanotherway我可不会随便找人来乔伊Ain,texactlyhan
6、dinggemout,)oey你要那个位子吗Youwantthatseat?你就得自己争取Yougottatakeit.早上好鲍比1早上好埃文斯先生TopofthemorningBobby.Goodmorning,Mr.Evans.早上好埃文斯嘿宝贝Morning,Mr.Evans.Heybabi朱莉宝贝欢迎回来Julie,babyback早上好埃文斯先生早上好Goodmorning,Mr.Evans.Goodmorning嘿一嗨鲍勃昨晚看起来很棒Thoserusheslookedgreatlastnight做得很好你继续保持Youredoingsuchagoodjob.Youkeepitup
7、不过注意预算-埃文斯Watchthatbudgethough.Evans!十豆约翰尼味)ohnnyPotatoes!Whoo!你看起来不错啊,兄弟你喜欢吗Yourelookinggood,man.Youlikethat,huh?我只是下来告诉你Ijustcamedowntotellyou.你把汉克套进纸袋子里他都不知道怎么出来Hankcantfuckingdirecthiswayoutofapaperbag但是你大明星Butyou,star,你比他厉害得多youreknockingitoutofthepark.早上好鲍勃Goodmorning,Bob.应该是挺好的本来也该好的彼得Well,it
8、shouldbe,anditwouldbe,Peter如果我昨晚没看ifIdidnthavetowatchtherushes泰山与从林男孩的话就会是了for,TarzanandtheJungleBoylastnight天啊真是烂得像屏MyGod,whataturd但是外面阳光灿烂今天还是个好日子Butthesunisshining.Itsstillagoodday.有什么消息说吧Whatdowegot?Hitme布隆多恩很难理解Bluhdornishavingtroublewrappinghishead伊斯特伍德主演的音乐剧aroundEastwoodstarringinamusical他想谈
9、谈尼尔西蒙刚打了电♥话♥来Hewantstotalk.NeilSimoncalled他说一定要菲蒙HesaysitsgottabeLemmon但只有马修在菲蒙才会同意butLemmonwillonlydoitifMatthausinit,他要价30万andhewants300,000forthepicture布隆多恩说原话就是这样,在任何情况下andBluhdornsaysquote,Undernocircumstances我们都不会付给任何人30万美元来出演任何电影arewepayinganyone$300,000tostarinanything.Unquote.
10、他还说了一些别的事情Hesaidafewotherthings.别害怕他说了什么Dontbescared.Whatdidhesay?他说如果你想好好理解工作室的财务状况的话Hesaidhe,sgotafirepokerwithyournameonit,那边有根拔火棍ifyouneedabetterillustration上面写着你的名子ofthestudiosfinances好了深呼吸你现在需要做的是这些Allright,takeadeepobreath.Thisiswhatyouregonnado彼得你要寄一个份克林特的专辑牛仔最爱）PeterarennsendacopyofClintsal
11、bum给布隆多恩,这会改变他的论调CowboyFavoritestoBluhdorn.Thatsgonnachangehistune希拉你可以告诉他你告诉香理布隆多恩Now,ShIaantellhimyoutellCharlieBluhdorn他可以把扑克留到首映夜thathecansavehispokerforopeningnight为如果那部电影和怪客夫妇一样爆火的话becauseifthatfilmisanythingliketheplay,它就能拯救这个工作室TheOddCoupleit,sgonnasavethisstudio如果不-,样我就翘起屁♥股♥等
12、他的拔火棍andIIbendoverforhimifitdoesnt谢谢你希拉彼得你留下来Thankyou,Sheila.Petera拉迪我付钱不是让你来看杂&hearts洁♥的Hey,Rmotpayingyoutoread这些合同必须在今天之前放到我的办公桌上它们今早就在你桌上了Theywereonyourdeskthismorning.好Good.拉迪你让我们都很难填Ruddyremakingtherestofuslookbad.戴夫你一个人Dave,youredoingagreatjobofthat就做得很好了朋友allonyourown,buddy车不错啊Uhniceca
13、r,你会惊讶油漆能达到的效果Youdbesurprisedwhatapaintjobwilldo.或者喷灯Orablowtorch嘿拉迪Hey,米奇抱歉我迟到了Mitch,ymlate,buddy好不容易才找到这个地方Hadahardtimefindingtheplace在洛杉矶待了一年AfterayearinL.A居然找不看城♥堡♥俱乐部whodoesntknowwheretheChateauis?今晚别用那件衬衫Justtrynottoimpresstoomanygirls撩太多妹子哈拉迪withthatshirttonight,Ruddy什么我下班就直接过来了
14、What?1camestraightfromwork我还是不知道你是干什么工作的Stilllostonmewhatvoudo是什么合同相关的吧Itscontractsorsomething,right?我已经告诉过你13次了vetoldyou13times.你真的觉得这次说了就能记住吗Youreallythinkthisisgonnabethetimeitsticks?说得有道理手我们去喝一杯吧Thatsagoodpoint.Letsgrabadrink8GM:整夜andAIllOfTheNight,温蒂Wendy我在想那些漂亮又酷的美女都去哪儿了Iwaswonderingwherethebe
15、autifulcoolcatshadgone.都在这里啊你们好啊Heretheyallare.Howsitgoing亲爱的Darling是的鲍勃很高兴见到你很高兴见到你Yeah,Bobnietoseeyou.Nicetoseeyou.那个是谁Hey,whisthatguy?鲍勃埃文斯派拉蒙的总表BobEvans,headOfParamount他的人脉比上帝还厂GuysmoreconnectedthanGod而自他总是晒得那么黑andyeahes!waysthattan尼基塔你可不想错过这班车Nikita,o,twanttomissthisbus,baby来吧来1.etsdoit.Comeon各
16、位这是我的邻居艾尔拉迪Everyone,thisismyneighbor,AIRuddy你好嘿Howareyou?Hey半奇的朋友就是我的朋友AnyfriendofMitchsisafriendofmine好吧Okay.你确定你只是个电视编剧吧YousureyourejustaTVwriter?我他妈入错行minthewrongfuckingbusiness我哪里做得不对吗都没人来WhatamIdoingwrong?Nobodycame.马里奥这是你写过的最好的东西Mario,thisisthebestthingyouvewritten.浪费了六年Sixyearswasted.幸运的朝圣者是我
17、母亲的故事TheFortunatePilgrimwasmymothersstory就是我Uh我以为世界会认同它Ithoughttheworldwouldidentifywithit三个人来了没人买♥♥书Threepeoplecameand-andnooneboughtabook我都不知道该写什么了1dontevenknowwhattowriteanymore人们听到关于黑♥手♥党♥的那部分就开始兴奋Peopleperkeduplisteningtothepartaboutthemafiaguy哦对挺好Oh大概只有三段吧Tha
18、twas,like,threeparagraphs你有没有想过Welladyourthinkabout写一本关于黑♥手♥党♥的书writingamafiabookwithmorethanthat?我整个童年都在船避那些黑帮Ispentmychildhoodhidingfromthosegangsters.我我你知道地狱厨房♥那地方到处都是I-I-youknow,HellsKitchenwaschockfullofem所以就写写你知道的Sowritewhatyouknow.好让他们一枪崩了我吗Sotheycanputabulletinmyh
19、ead?想想吧Justthinkaboutit.林烦到21号♥俱乐部21Club,please.安东尼AnthonyYeah.你欠我们朋友一千美元Youknow,youoweourfriendathousanddollars是啊你知道Yeah,我我有40I-Ihaveuh,4拿走Takethat.我们欠了多少钱Howmuchdoweowe?你不会想知道的Youdontwannaknow.我以为这本书就可以的Ithoughtthisbookwastheone卖♥♥出去我们就能还钱了Wedbeabletopayembackand.那你打算怎么办,马单奥So
20、whataregonnado,Mario?坎迪达想让我写黑♥手♥党♥的串Candidawantsmetowriteaboutthemafia我嫁给你是因为你是个艺市家不是别人让你写什么就写Imarriedyoubecauseyoureanartist,notahack这样至少卖♥♥得出去Hackssellbooks怎样才能交得起孩子们的学费Theycanpayfortheeducationoftheirkids.但是不会向Hacksdontborrowmoneyfromguys不该找的人借钱我们欠多少钱Howmuchdowe
21、owe欠俩赌马登记人五千块FiveGstotwobookies.欠银行几于块Afewgrandtothebank还不包括我欠我哥哥的钱notincludingwhatIowemybrother去他妈的艺术马里奥马上开始写Fuckart,Mario.Starttyping你想让我写黑♥手♥党♥的事心Youwantmetowriteaboutthemafia?嗯Yeah.我该怎么讲有新意的故事呢HowdoItellthatstoryanydifferently?都大家知道他们偷东西Everybodyknowstheysteal他们控制赌博管理鼓女工会The
22、ycontrolgambling,theyrunwhores,unions.好吧也许这不仅仅是一本关于黑♥手♥党♥的书Okay,mybeitsnotjustabookaboutthemafia.你什么意思Whatdoyoumean?和你一起长大的那些Welltheguysyougrewupwith,他们一开始和你没什么不可theydidntstartoutsodifferentfromyou移♥民&hearts他们也吃东西喝水Immigrants.Theyeat,theydrink也会爱会哭theylove,theycry他们也拍心孩子的
23、击来theyworryabouttheirkidsfutures就像我们一样justlikeus.他们还杀人呢Andtheykill.好吧我们大概不杀人Okayyewedontkill但也许这本书Butmaybethisbook就是找到人为什么会杀人的理由isaboutfindingthereasonwewould8GM:比什么都重要MoreThanAnything晚安Haveabeautifulnight大家好啊Hi.Hi你们好吗玩得还开心吧Howareyou?Nice.Enjoying?我回来了我回来了,不管他说了什么都是撒流mback.mback.Whateverhesaid,hesly
24、ing怎么样了一挺好Howwedoing?-mgood好了现在你看起来很感兴趣Okaywyoulookinteresting你感兴趣吗-取决于公♥司♥Areyouinteresting?Dependsonthecompany回答得好Hmm,thatsagoodanswer你的朋友是谁米奇Who,syourfriend,Mitch?弗朗索瓦丝格雷泽这是我的邻居艾尔拉迪FrancoiseGlazer,thisismyneighbor,AIRuddy你是做什么的Mm.Whatdoyoudo?编程编程啊Programming.Programming什么网络公♥
25、司♥Whatnetwork?我为兰德公&hearts洞♥做电脑编程IprogramcomputersfortheRandCorporation还是不清楚那到底是什么Stillhavenoideawhatthatmeans兰德公♥司♥吗TheRandCorporation厉害啊mimpressed.那是防御工作Thatsdefensework虽然不是最高机密Secret.Itsnottopsecret你呢你是做什么的Whataboutyou,whatdoyoudo?你现在坐的是她的地盘.朋友Sheownsthegroundyouresitt
26、ingonamyfriend这个酒店吗Thehotel?没想到吗Youresurprised?你觉得女人就不能做生意Youthinkawomancantrunabusiness?我是单亲妈妈养大的Iwasraisedbyasinglemother她什么都会Shecouldverunanything看到了吗他不像你们这些喜剧作家Yousee?Hedoesnthatehismother样恨他妈妈likeallyoucomedywriters哎呀哎呀Comeon.Comeon你也写喜剧吗哦不Oh.yuwritecomedytoo?Uh,no你看比尔科中士吗对我喜欢比尔科YouwatchSgt.Bil
27、ko,?Yeah,Ilove,Bilko.我演的戈麦斯IplayGomez.我就觉得你看起来很眼敦Youknow,Ithoughtyoulookedfamiliar我特别喜欢喜剧mahellofacomedyfan.这些剧讲述故事的方式Thewaytheseshowstelltheirstoriesn都是程式化的俗套但好用itslikeaformula,andinagoodway程式化一你想想Aformula?Thinkaboutit鬼头天兵老爷炮艇少爷兵火星叔叔马丁BilkoMcHalesNavy,even,MyFavoriteMartian,他们基本上是相同的角色right,theyret
28、hesamecastofcharacters剧情也类似insimilarsituations只是稍微做了些差异化好引起观众的兴趣withjustenoughdifferencetobeinteresting有道理米奇ThatskindoftrueMitch如果你真的想打破这个格后Ifyoureallywannaupsettheapplecart就把角色放在你最不希望他们出现的位置上putyourcastofcharacterswhereyouleastexpectthem个你觉得不那公安全的位置tobeinacomedysmewherethatisntsafe这样你的片子就能脱颖而出Thats
29、howyoumakeitstandout.如果真的有这么简单Ifitwerereallythateasy那随便哪个人都能做到了everyTom,Dick,andRuddywoulddoit无意冒犯Ididntmeananyoffense.黑我觉得你对这些剧的Hey,have看法还挺有意思的ahellofaninstinctforalltheseshows有时间你愿意来试试吗Imean,youwannatalkshopsometime?我可以给你几个剧本看看Icouldsendyousomescripts.你看看剧本单面角色的安排Youcouldseehowtheyalllayout好啊That
30、,dbegreat.不过我只是个搞电脑程序的But,heymjutaguywhoprogramscomputers.看上去却不是呢AIlevidencetothecontrary你找到灵感了Youfoundit.天Oh,boy.Mm-hmm不只是个黑帮分子Itsnotaboutagang讲的是一个黑帮家族lt,saboutagangstersfamily哦Oh.Hmm?大儿子容易冲动Theoldestsonisahothead老二人很好伯却过于文能Themiddlesonissweet,buthesweak小儿子是个战斗英雄andtheyoungersonisawarhero不想参与到家族的生
31、意中半whowantsnothingtodowiththefamilybusiness好吧Okay.但是黑帮老大想让他儿子ButtheDonwantsthisson就叫他迈克尔吧callhimMichael.想让他不受家族生意的影响Wantshimtoriseabovethefamilybusiness成为一个参议员,一个手握权力的人andbecomea-asenatoryouknow,someonepowerful伯迈克尔的命运却躲不开butMichaelsdestinywontlethimescape维托柯里昂的力量thepowerofDonVitoCorleone.那个唐是什么意思Who
32、stheDon?就是西西里人HeswhatSicilianscal对黑帮教父的称呼thegodfatherOfgangsters他是家族的老大Hes,uheheadofthefamily也是我的书名Andmytitle.教父吗一嗯TheGodfather?Mm-hmm我喜欢Ilikeit.好Okay好了你还没开始写呢AIlrightitsnotwrittenyet.教父哈TheGodfather.Hmm那久说说看吧你的提案是什么Socomeon.Whatdoyouwannapitch?我们可以考虑白手起家或者离水之鱼什么的Wecoulddoragstorichesorfishoutofwate
33、r.伯尼我都不知道什么y提圣Imean,Benie,tevenknowwhatapitchis.不知道是什么哈Dontevenknowwhatapitchis.就是我们找此行内人Uh,wejustgointothenetwork,跟他们讲讲我们要拍的东西telemaboutouridea.就是都有哪些角色啊Youknow,whatitsabout,thecharacters每周的故事情节啊whatstorieswetellweektoweek就是这个这就是提备Thatsit.Thatsthepitch这些行业大佬们想看到的就是1.ooksalltheseexecswanttoseeisthat
34、他们可以在杀青时搞出一百来集theycanputahundredepisodesinthecan那也许我们可以试试Okaymybewegowith你的想法军事喜剧题材whatyouvehitwithaamilitarycomedy不是已经有老爷炮艇少爷兵了吗Eh,there,salreadyMcHalesNavy还有骑兵趣史傻瓜派尔FTroop/GomerPyle.他们会想看些新颖的东西吧Theyregonnawannaseesomethingnew老爷炮艇少希兵和傻瓜派尔都是和平时期的故事McHaleand,Gomer,sarepeacetimestories.没有拍过战时的军事喜剧吧Nob
35、ody,ssetamilitarycomedyduringwartime搞点你最熟悉的题材呢1.etsdosomethingaboutwhatyouknow,hmm以国防承包商为背景的职场喜居Workplacecomedysetatadefensecontractor可这种职场很无趣相信我我就干这个的It,snotinherentlyfunny.Trustme,Iliveit我看你还行啊Nottoyou.黑你看过战地军魂吗HeyyereenStalag17威廉霍尔登演的吗withWilliamHolden?Mm-hmm美国战孚比利怀尔德演的AmericanPOWs.ItsaBillyWilde
36、rthing人物刻画很好Itsqreatcharactersman就是为喜剧而设的Imean,itsetupforacomedy是是Yeah不行战争等于死亡我们这样吧No,wrequalsdeath.Hey,e,sdothis先搞兰德喜剧在那之后1.etsselltheRandcomedy,andafterthat,我们再想办法搞军事喜剧Wecansellthearmycomedyhmm?拉迪放松点好吗你把我都弄紧张YRuddyjustrelax,okay?Youremakingmenervous.好吧女如果这个我们搞砸Y就向去继续搞电视节目Yeahwllukthisup.yougobackt
37、omakingTV.我就继续会兰德那个吞恢我心灵的地方IgobacktoRandwherethesoulgoestodie.再见泰勒小姐Goodbyeylor靠那不是伊丽莎白泰勒吗Holyshit.ThatsElizabethTaylor.先生们师利先生可以见你们一！Gentleman,M.Paleywillseeyounow.那么这两个兰德公♥司♥的Andsothesetwobachelors单身汉attheRandCorporation他们俩其实是反战分子theyreactuallypeaceniks利用公♥司♥的电脑编程,追求和平T
38、heyreusingcompanycomputerstoprogramforpeace进行反战insteadofwar.里面有很多有趣的桥段Theresalotofgoodstuffinhere人们肯定会喜欢的Peoplearegonnaloveit名字可以叫现代战争WecallitModernWarfare.想法不错Mm,intestingidea还有别的吗Yougotanythingelse?鬼头天兵万字符-万字符鬼头天兵BiIkO,swastikas.Swastikas,Bilko.你觉得纳粹很有趣吗YouthinkNazisarefunny?假设比尔科是个飞行员ImagineBilko
39、asapiloright?他是个空军上校他参战rHesacolonelandhesfightinginthewar.被德国人打下来了然后抓进Y战学营HegetsshotdownoverGermanyandtakenprisoner拉迪先生我不觉得Mr.Ruddy,tthinkthisis-i我们的上校他知道如何逃出去Now,ourolone1eknowsexactlyhowtoescape,但他一直没逃butheneverdoes所有的战仔都没有逃因为他带领看Noneoftheprisonersdobecausehesleading战俘营内部的同盟军们帮助柢抗军analliedgroupins
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