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1、AnnPerkins有何贵干啊小甜心AnnPerkins.Whafshappening,sweetheart?只是在等AprilJustwaitingforApril.我出城的时候她来照顾我的房♥子所以.Shestakingcareofmyhousewhilemaway,so.太棒了迟来的情人节快乐Thatsgreat.HappybelatedValentinesDay.情人节已经过了一个月了Valentine1SDaywasamonthago.你为什么现在要给我Whyareyougivingittomenow?无所谓了早来的情人节礼物Whatever.HappyearlyVal
2、entinesDay.我看到这个就想到了你IsawthisandIthoughtofyou.希望你把它放在一个特别的地方Hopeyoukeepthatsomewherespecial.好吧这是那种带监视摄像头的泰迪熊吧是不是Okay.Thisisoneofthosenanny-camteddybears,isntit?啥不是这是个普通的没有摄像头的泰迪熊What?No.Itsaregular,camera-lessteddybear.就放进你房♥间别想了)ustputitinyourbedroom,don,teventhinkaboutit这是个机器熊被编程用来拥抱的Ifsaro
3、botbear.Itsprogrammedtosnuggle!我拿走了lltakeit.Donna里面有摄像头Donna,theresacamerainit.我知道Iknow.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第18集第2季第18集好的基本就这样Allright.Thatsbasicallyit浇浇花收收信Watertheplants,getthemail.我能看你的信吗CanIreadyourmail?不拜托别No.Please,dont.好Fine.哦这是钥匙记住了Oh.Andherearethekeys,andremember.我知道别让Tom拿去配了Iknow.DontletTomm
4、akeacopy.正确很好Thatsright.Good.我给了April50块让她在我走时照看下房♥子mpayingApril50buckstowatchmyhousewhilemaway.我本想找Leslie的IwouldhaveaskedLeslie,但我看到她收拾房♥子的方式了butveseenthewayshetakescareofherhouse.再加上我跟April始终感觉有点距离Plus,there,salwaysbeenalittledistancebetweenmeandApril.我觉得这可能是AndIthoughtthiswouldmaybe
5、,我也不知道给我们一个拉近距离的机会也有可能Idontknow,giveusachancetogetalittlecloser.Maybeeven.我不喜欢AnnIdontlikeAnn.成为朋友谁知道呢.becomefriends.Whoknows?1.eslie这位是EvelynRowshlind来自市长办公室1.eslie,thisisEvelynRowshlind,fromthemayorsoffice.哦你好我经常梦见您Oh,hello!vealwaysdreamedofyou.你说什公-见到你Excuseme?-Meetingyou.能为你做些什么请坐WhatcanIdoforyo
6、u?Haveaseat.站着就好好Iprefertostand.-Okay.我有个有点奇怪的请求Ihavekindofanoddfavortoask.Gunderson市长上周在Pawnee市高尔夫球场打球MayorGundersonwasplayinggolflastweekatPawneeMunicipal,然后他带了他的狗-RUfUSandhebroughthisdog-Rufus.我们都认识Rufus所有人都爱RufusWeallknowRufus.EverybodylovesRufus.他是条好狗继续Hesagreatdog.Continue.然后他们在去第六个洞的时候Well,th
7、eywereoutonthesixthhole突然不知道从哪.whensuddenly,outofnowhere.Rufus被一只负鼠咬了？Rufiiswasbittenbyapossum?是的Yes.你怎么知道的Howdidyouknowthat?是球道FrankItwasFairwayFrank.球道Frank是这只可怕的负鼠FairwayFrankisthisawfulpossum住在公共高尔夫场的第六洞附近wholivesnearthesixthholeofthepublicgolfcourse.他实际上是公园部通缉害虫名单第三名Andhesactuallynumberthreeont
8、heParksDepartmentsMostWantedPestList,仅次J喜欢在钟楼上拉屎的蝙蝠rightbehindthebats,wholiketopooponthebelltower,和小屎拉遍高校食堂的浣熊andPoopy,theraccoonwhopoopsalloverthehighschoolcafeteria.这种事不是该找动物管理部吗ShouldntyoutakethisupwithAnimalControl?我们实话说1.etsbehonest.动物管理不是我们政♥府♥最高效的部门AnimalControlisnotthemosteffec
9、tivebranchofourgovernment.他们是群脑子烧坏r的傻蛋Theyreabunchofburned-outmorons.你在这有着能做成事的名声Well,youhavethereputationasapersonwhogetsthingsdone,所以我们希望你能组建一支特遣队sowedlikeyoutoformalittletaskforce,找到这个动物然后灭了它findtheanimalandputitdown.特遣队吗-不用说市长会非常感激你的帮助Ataskforce?-Needlesstosay,themayorwillbeverygratefulforyourhe
10、lp.女士下次我们讲话之时Maam,thenexttimewespeak,将是我们在一只负鼠的坟头跳舞之日weshallbedancingonthegraveofapossum.好的GreatRon会带您参观一下Ronwillshowyouaround.这边走是出口Rightthiswayistheexit.哟我是警♥察♥Yo,police!不你才不是咖啡No,yourenot.Coffee!你永远知道给我带啥Youalwaysknowwhattobringme.我只给你带过咖啡Ionlyeverbringyoucoffee.这是我最喜欢的非酒精热饮除r热茶之外An
11、ditismyveryfavoritenon-alcoholichotdrink,exceptforhottea.还有热橙汁奇怪的好喝Andhotorangejuice,weirdlydelicious.无论如何非常感谢Anyways,thankyousomuch.我很需要今天的“擦鞋头痛“真的很严重Ineedit.Igotareallybadcaseofshoeshineheadtoday.Andy最近自我诊断Andyrecentlydiagnosedhimself的了他所谓的“擦鞋头痛”withwhathecallsshoeshinehead.据说是当你擦了太多的鞋It,swhenyous
12、hinetoomanyshoes气味会在你脑子里来场暴风雨andthefumescreateathunderstorminyourbrain.治疗方式包括咖啡芝士汉堡Curesincludecoffee,cheeseburgers以及在地上打盹andnappingonthefloor.MarkBrendanawiczMarkBrendanawicz!嘿Ron怎么啦Hey,Ron,whatsup?我有个木工车间准备稍微扩张一下Ihaveawoodshop,andmplanningalittleexpansion.需要我的兄弟城市规划师Mark签字核准计划Needmybuddy,Marktheci
13、typlanner,tosignoffontheplans.行我安排时间审查一下Sure,Ijustneedtoscheduleaninspection.这就没必要了吧Thatsnotreallynecessary.是有必要但你应该没事Yes,itis.Butyoullbefine只要你没有违规项目aslongasyoudonthaveanycodeviolations.你没有违规项目对吧Youdonthaveanycodeviolations,doyou?没Nope.动物管理Eugene我们有个非常重要的任务要交给你Eugene!Boy,wehaveareallyimportantjobfo
14、ryou.我们周一优先安排WellgettoitfirstthingMonday.今天是周三Today,sWednesday.听着这不是请求,1.ook,thisisnotarequest.我们行动的直接命令来自Gunderson市长之犬WereactingunderdirectordersfromMayorGundersonsdog.办公室我需要你的两名最佳队员加人我成为特遣队成员Office.Ineedyourtwobestguystojoinmeandbepartofmytaskforce.那就应该是Harris和BrettThatwouldbeHarrisandBrett.但他们不在这
15、Buttheyrenothere.那边俩人不是吗不是Isntthatthem,there?-Nope.嘿Brett咋Hey,Brett.-Yeah?大哥听着那只愚蠢的负鼠又上高尔夫场了Dude.-Listen,thatstupidpossumisonthegolfcourseagain.你是希望我自己抓住然后给你们打电♥话♥WouldyouratherIcaptureitmyselfandthenjustcallyou,所以你们来把它带回去吗-好啊soyoucancomeandpickitup?-Okay.嘿同志们酷哦嘿想要把球拿回去吗Hey,guys.Cool!H
16、ey,youwantyourballback?想要球吗跟我来吧Wantyourballback?Comewithme.哦天Oh,man!你咋知道我名字的兄弟Howyouknowmyname,homie?停下-别勒死你自己了Stop,man!-Stophangingyourself.我要勒死你自己mgonnahangyourself.别勒死你自己了Stophangingyourself你真是组织了一群精英啊LeslieIt,squiteacrackteamyou,veassembled,Leslie.是哦反正我们有五个负鼠只有一只Yeah,well,theresfiveofusandonlyon
17、epossum.能有多难呢Howhardcanitbe?打扰了特遣队通过Excuseus!Taskforcecomingthrough!特遣队撤离继续高尔夫Taskforceclear.Resumegolfing.我以前喜欢老虎伍兹IusedtoloveTigerWoods因为他是个伟大的高尔夫冠军becausehewasagreatchampion.但在性丑闻之后这个男人是个神Butafterthatsexscandal?Themanisagod!禁止非法侵入违背者将被枪击幸存者将被再次枪击带逮捕令再来吧场景为演员本人的木工车间嘿MarkHey,Mark.欢迎来到我的避难所谢谢Welcome
18、tomyhaven.-Thankyou.在啡我”里你是第一个Youarethefirstnon-me十年内踏进此栋楼的人tosetfootinthisbuildingin10years.Ron这个地方完全不合规Ron,noneofthisisuptocode.当然合了合的是Swanson规定Sureitis.IfsuptotheSwansonCode.没有排水看不到任何通风Theresnodrainage.Doesn,tseemtobeanyventilation.你那边有有害化学物质You,vegothazardouschemicalsoverhere.是但只有我呼吸Yeah,whichon
19、lymbreathing.同样我也有在自己车里放屁的自♥由♥It,sthesamelibertythatgivesmetherighttofartinmyowncar.你要告诉一个人他不能在自己车里放屁吗Areyougonnatellamanthathecantfartinhisowncar?那边有篮子浸油的抹布放在一个烧木材的炉子之上Thereisabasketofoil-soakedragsaboveawood-burningstove.好事是我还有个灭火器我能保证GoodthingIvegotafireextinguisher,which,Icanassure
20、you,绝对遵循你珍贵的规章istotallyuptoyourpreciouscode.这写着1996年6月就应该置换了ThissaysitshouldberechargedJuneof1996.那些日期都是随机的Thosedatesarearbitrary.就像政♥府♥强迫放在酸奶和药品上的保质期一样Theyrelikethoseexpirationdatesthatthegovernmentforcescompaniestoputonyogurtandmedicine.看吧你小心点Observe.Watchyourself对哦Yeah.好我换了这个满意了吗Oka
21、y.Illreplacethis.Happy?你觉得我要多久才能学会高尔夫LeslieHowlongdoyouthinkitwouldtakemetolearngolfLeslie?平均水平我能教你我的高尔夫差点数是16Icouldteachyou.Ihavea16handicap.但你知道的需要很多练习But,youknow,ittakesalotofpractice.你需要早起去场上Youhavetogetupearly,hittherange,练习熟悉场地practicereadinggreens.好吧我才不想做这些Yeah,Idontwanttodoallthat.我觉得我只想要他们屋
22、♥爆的裤子IthinkIjustwantsomeofthosedopepants.哦我的天哪Oh,myGod!哦我的天哪是球道Frank哇好的Oh,myGod!IfsFairwayFrank!Wow.Okay.行了Tom我需要你非常缓慢地.Allright.Tom,Iwantyoutoveryslowly.闪边别挡我路Move!Getoutoftheway!.25262728项违规Five,26,27,28violations.别啊Brendanawicz放松点Comeon,Brendanawicz,relax.我来给你做个独木舟1.etmemakeyouacanoe.我不需要独
23、木舟RonWell,Idontneedacanoe,Ron.我需要你把这个地方整理好Ineedyoutofixthisplaceup.所以我给你24小时So,llgiveyou24hours.印第安纳建筑规章第四版好的我们可能只有一次机会抓住这个东西Okay,wemayonlygetonechancetocatchthisthing,所以我们要聪明点sowehavetoplayitsmart.你俩包抄左边我包抄右边Youtwo,flanktheleft.Illflanktheright.Andy进来Andywillcomeinto.AndyAndy!我抓到了Igotit!哦天特遣队集&hear
24、ts;合♥-我抓到他了Oh,myGod!Taskforce,engage!-1gothim!他抓到了是我抓到的Hesgotit.-1gothim.他很棒的来啊你们这群懦夫Hesgood.-Comeon,youcowards!让我看看他脸让我看看他脸1.etmeseehisface.Letmeseehisface!就是他就是他我们抓住他了Thatshim!Thatshim!Wegothim!没事的他在我脖子上Ifsokay.He,sonmyneck!没事没事没事没事-他在我脖子上Okay,okay,okay,okay!-He,sonmyneck!没关系没关系没关系Itsallrig
25、ht,it,sallright,itsallright.没关系没事的Allright,it,sokay.下一个是你小屎You,renext,Poopy.印象深刻LeslieVeryimpressive,Leslie.哦谢谢我的特遣队很棒Oh,thankyou.Ihadagreattaskforce.我只是简单地策划了Iwasjustthesimplemastermind整个行动然后完美地执行whoplannedthewholeoperationandexecutedittoperfection.这是AndyDwyer是他抓到的ThisisAndyDwyer,heactuallycaughtth
26、ething.Dwyer先生Mr.Dwyer.拜托我的朋友们叫我Andy激进Please,myfriendscallmeAndyRadical.不我们没叫No,wedont.白天是AndyDwyer擦鞋匠人Byday,AndyDwyer,shoeshine-ist白天的不同时候Andy激进负鼠扑倒者Byadifferenttimeofday,AndyRadical,possumtackler.而到了晚上Andbynight,我想做啥做啥没工作IdowhateverIwant.Nojob.我们觉得这是个很好的公♥关♥机会WethinkthatthisisagreatP
27、Ropportunity.所以我们安排了一个日报记者来采访So,wevearrangedforareporterfromtheJournaltostopbytointerview,拍几张这个团队的照片getsomepicturesoftheteam.是特遣队太好了Taskforce.Great!下次你需要市长办公室的特别帮助请来电Andnexttimeyouneedaspecialfavorfromthemayorsoffice,givemeacall.哦我的天啊我会的我需要太多特别帮助了Oh,myGod,Iwill!Ineedsomanyspecialfavors.该选哪一个呢Whichon
28、eshouldIchoose?这个你不需要现在就选Well,youdonthavetochooseright.再来一个垃圾桶吧不过塑的公交卡不Howaboutanextrarecyclingcan?No.Laminatedbuspass?No.你一般什么时候入睡Whattimedoyouusuallygotosleep?因为我最好的点子一般晚上才出现Becausemybestideasusuallycometomeatnight.我们还是保持工作时间交流吧好吗1.etssticktobusinesshours,shallwe?好的Yeah,allright.地狱见吧伙计Seeyouinhell
29、,buddy.我确定我们抓住的负鼠是球道Frank吗是的AmIsurethepossumwecaughtisFairwayFrank?Yes.我很确定吗不我足够确定了吗可能AmIquitesure?No.AmIsureenough?Maybe.如果不是球道Frank我会内疚吗当然IfitwasntFairwayFrank,wouldIfeelbadly?Ofcourse.我能原谅自己吗看情况CouldIlivewithmyself?Thatdepends.作为市政官员自问自答的反省很重要Asacityofficial,itsimportantthatIaskmyselfalotofquesti
30、ons.这会帮助我做决策吗Doesdoingsohelpmemakedecisions?嗯Uh.哦嘿Shauna-你好LeslieOh,hey,Shauna.-Hi,Leslie.嗨Andy你记得ShaunaMaIwae-TweepHi!Andy.YourememberShaunaMalwee-Tweep,Pawnee日报的记者-我怎么可能忘记呢fromthePawneeJournal?-HowcouldIforget?我掉进坑里时你写了那篇文章YouwrotethearticlewhenIfellinthepit.然后和Mark卜.♥床♥了所有人都在聊呢Andth
31、enafterwards,hadsexwithMarkandeveryonetalkedaboutit.所以你在高尔夫球场上见到球道FrankSo,youreonthegolfcourse,andyouseeFairwayFrank.呃我们见到了一只负鼠我们相信是球道FrankWell,weseeapossumthatwebelievetobeFairwayFrank.所以就目前来说称作一只负鼠比较好So,forrightnow,letsjustrefertoitasapossum.我来跟你解释吧TWeeP1.etmeexplainsomethingtoyou,Tweep.当你在一种情况下Wh
32、enyoureinasituation,你没有时间思考youdonthavetimetothink.所以我对自己思考道So,Ithoughttomyselt别想Andy行动”Dontthink,Andy,act.所以你没在思考So,youwerentthinking?完全没有Notatall.我必须强调我根本没想IcannotemphasizeenoughhowlittleIwasthinking.你害怕吗Wereyouscared?不不我没怕呃我.No.NO,IwasntWell,I.我去年大部分时间都住在坑里Ilivedinthepitforthebetterpartoflastyear,
33、交了一些害虫朋友andmadesomeverminfriends.你知道吗”朋友”听起来很蠢Youknowwhat?Friendssoundsstupid.“同事”吧Colleagues.他们不擅长分享但他们擅长捉迷藏Theyarebadatsharing,buttheyaregoodattag.你的家人肯定很骄傲吧Well,yourfamilymustbeveryproud.你女朋友怎么想呢那个护士Whatdoesyourgirlfriendthink?Thenurse.我和Ann分手了是的IbrokeupwithAnn.Yeah.她把我赶出家门告诉我说我们已经不在一起了Shortlyaft
34、ershekickedmeoutandtoldmewewouldn,tbetogetheranymore.那或许这篇文章会让她回心转意呢Well,maybethisarticlewillchangehermind.你说什么Whatnow?我没想到这个啊哇IhadnteventhoughtofthatWow.让我们复合的所有原因里OfallthethingsIthoughtwouldbringusbacktogether,抓负鼠是我从未想过的catchingapossumwasneveronthatlist.走我们去给球道Frank拍些照片吧Well,letsgotakesomepictures
35、ofFairwayFrank.是负鼠Ofthepossum.认真说啊哥们当你穿上这些衣服Seriously,man,whenyouweartheseclothes,你就觉得自己高人一等了youjustfeelbetterthaneveryoneelse.你知道吗Youknow?是哦Yeah.忙吗-不怎么Busy?-No.Whatsup?只想告诉你我理解城市规章的存在Justwantedtotellyou,Iunderstandthatcitycodesexist,我也知道它们存在的原因andIknowwhytheyexist我理解你要坚定执行AndIunderstandthatyouenfor
36、cethem.好的-好的聊得不错Okay.-Okay.Goodtalk.现在能签字吗Canyousignoffonmyplansnow?你把一切按规章改动了吗Didyougeteverythinguptocode?改了Yup.不你没改你显然没改No,youdidnt!Youclearlydidnt!是我的财产我的土地我的车间Ifsmyproperty,myland,myshop.哦Tommy需要个香蕉你们不用吧Ooh.Tommyneedsabanana.Youguysgood?Ron你在请求我做一件坏事Ron,you,reaskingmetodoabadjob而且还是我的工作我不会做的atmy
37、job,andmjustnotgonnadothat.所以你不介意的话请离开我的办公室吧So,ifyoudontmind,wouldyoupleasejustgetoutofmyoffice?哦我傻r有个小绒球球Ooh.Sillyme.Therewasthislittlepom-pom从我手套上掉下来了你们看见过吗onmygloveanditfelloff.Haveyouseenit?你们能帮我快速找找吗应该就在地上哪儿Couldyouhelpmelookforitrealquick?Itshouldbeonthegroundsomewhere.之前摆东西的时候掉的看WhenIwasputti
38、ngitup.See.所以你的洞怎么样了So,howsyourhole?你说什么Excuseme?那个坑48号♥地Thepit.Lot48.哦我们公园的进度已经很好了Oh,we,remakingreallygoodprogressonthepark.事实上最近那个方面可能会有大新闻Infact,theremaybesomebignewsonthatfrontcomingsoon,一切都是因为这张非常重要的名片allbecauseofthisveryimportantbusinesscard.所以这不会是个大新闻对吧So,thisisntareallybigstory，right?
39、没人特别在乎这个Nobodycaresaboutthisverymuch.呃球道Frank咬的可是市长的狗Well,FairwayFrankdidbitethemayorsdog.所以这可能会上头版So,thiscouldbeonthefrontpage.*球道Frank你要准备死啦*FairwayFrankYouregonnadie*准备被炸啦哦耶*Youregonnafry,oh,yeah*你个姨♥子♥养♥的♥有罪*Youguiltysonofabitch*你要准备被炸得嘎嘲脆*You,regonnafrywhentheyflipth
40、atswitch嘿April跟你聊聊这个负鼠的情况吗Hey,April,canItalktoyouaboutthissituationwiththepossum?不行-好的假设如果你要No.-Okay.Hypothetically,ifyouweregoing执行一个比如说是抓有罪鲸鱼的任务onamissionto,say,catchaguiltywhale.如果你抓到鲸鱼的时候Andwhileyouwerecatchingthewhale,你看到另一个东西可能是另一头鲸鱼yousawsomethingelsethatmayalsobeanotherwhale,然后你就觉得“啥andyouwe
41、relike,What?但然后你想可能那不是鲸鱼Butthenyouthought,maybeitsnotawhale.可能只是条大鱼可能是上面画了脸的潜水艇Maybeit,sabigfish.Maybeit,sasubmarinewithafacepaintedonit.重点是如果我杀了第一头鲸鱼Thepointis,ifIkillthefirstwhale,那我算是杀鱼凶手吗amItechnicallyamurderer?我不知道你在讲什么Idontknowwhatyouretalkingabout.我看到了第二只负鼠Isawasecondpossum!还有一只负鼠Therewasanot
42、herpossum!等等Andy在里面和记者聊着Wait.Andy,sintheretalkingtoareporter,真的在亲自己的二头肌literallykissinghisownbiceps然后你说他可能不是个英雄andyou,retellingmehemightnotbeahero,而只是个跑去随意扑倒负鼠的混♥蛋♥吗butjustsomejerkthatgoesaroundtacklingrandompossums?不我想帮助Leslie寻找真♥相♥No.IvegottahelpLesliefindthetruth.不是因为我
43、生Andy的气我没生气NotbecausempissedatAndy,whichmnot.因为我深深在乎负鼠BecauseIcaresodeeplyaboutpossums.因为它们真是太可爱rBecausetheyresoadorable.April你看到我拍照没April!Didyouseemyphotoshoot?我觉得我搞定了IthinkInailedit我想装得正经一点然后从凳子上摔倒了IfelloffthestooloncewhenIwastryingtolookserious,但我没事butmokay.挺酷的我真为你高兴Thatscool.mreallyhappyforyou.真
44、的吗Youare?天我们的高兴表情还真是超级不一样啊Man,ourhappyreactionsaresuperdifferent.所以他说他会把照片电邮给我大概六小时后So,hesaidhesgonnae-mailmethephotosin,like,sixhours.你要跟我一起等着吗Doyouwanttowaitwithme?啊听起来挺好但我不行Yeah,thatsoundsgood,butIcant我得去做一些真正重要的事becauseIhavetogodosomethingthatactuallymatters.球道Frank折腾第六个洞有一阵子了FairwayFranksbeenha
45、untingthesixthholeforawhilenow.你应该很了解他了Youmustknowhimprettywell.当然Suredo.我追过那个小混♥蛋♥的次数不计其数vechasedthatlittlesuckeroffmoretimesthanIcancount.你能看看这些照片确认这是球道Frank吗Canyoujusttakealookatthesephotosandmakesurethatit,sFairwayFrank?对这就是他Yup,thatshim.Campopiano先生那些是三只不同负鼠的照片Mr.Campopiano,thosearephotosofthreedifferentpossums.是公Huh.你们想要喝点啥Youguyswantsomethingtodrink?嘿老板14号♥绿地上有只负鼠在晃荡Hey,boss.Theresapo
