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1、我的反应就是“啥啊Andmlike,What?Andy在楼里工作真的挺棒的ItsprettygreathavingAndyworkinginthebuilding.这家伙是个开心果他的新招式背着跑Theguyissomuchfun.Hisnewthing?Piggybackrides!随叫随到Anytimeyouwant.背着跑背着跑Piggyback!Piggyback!让路背着跑砰Move!Piggyback!Bam!背着跑砰Piggyback!Bam!MaaaaaarkMaaaaaark!BrendanawiczBrendanawicz!力口力口弓Giddyup!Giddyup!哦Ohl
2、Howser议员您好CouncilmanHowser.Hello.你好Hello.您收到我的48号♥地重分区可能性提案了吗DidyougetmyproposalforthepossiblerezoningofLot48?我很忙Ihavebeenbusy.我知道但我觉得这真的是件造福邻里的事情Iknow.ButIthinkitwouldbeareallygreatthingfortheneighborhood.我不怀疑但其实是资源分配的问题Idontdoubtit.Butitsreallyaquestionofresourceallocation.我完全理解但我们都明白AndIco
3、mpletelyunderstandthat.ButyouandIbothknow如果我们想找到钱我们就能找到thatifwewannafindthemoney,wecan.我有点赶mrunninglate.哦我跟你一起走Oh,llwalkwithyou.听着事情是这样的我们给公园分配资金的时候.See,thethingis,whenweallocatemoneyforparks.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第10集第2季第10集仅作提醒明天休半天Justareminder.Tomorrowsahalf-day.)erryMark和我要去展开Jerry,MarkandIhavetoco
4、nducttheannualtrailsurvey滑榆公园的年度小路调蛰atSlipperyElmPark.Ron我做了小路调查的纪念帽子Ron,Ihadthetrailsurveyhatsmadetocommemoratethetrip.小路调查男孩很好JerryNice,Jerry.哦如果你们对细节有疑问的话Oh,andifyouhaveanyquestionsaboutthedetails,欢迎通过邮件打给我feelfreetoshootmeanemail.他唯一会调杳的小路是谎言和骗局的小路Theonlytrailshesgonnabesurveyingaretrailsofliesa
5、nddeception.Ron和公园管♥理♥员♥有特殊约定Ronhasaspecialdealwiththeparkrangers.每年11月他们让他使用小木屋EveryNovember,theylethimusetheircabin这样他就能和办公室里所有男的秘密打猎sohecangoonasecrethuntingtripwithalltheguysintheoffice.不是所有男的他从来不带我Notalltheguys.Hesnevertakenme.好吧所有男性Fine,allthemen.Ron废话少说Ron,let,scutthebull
6、.我想让我Tom和其他女同胞们加入你们的打猎旅行Iwantme,Tomandalltheotherladiesincludedonyourhuntingtrip.打猎旅行我们是在做小路调查LeslieHuntingtrip?Weredoingthetrailsurvey,Leslie.你真的就在听火鸡的声音啊Youreliterallylisteningtoturkeycalls.这不是说唱啊Isthisnotrap?不是吧你-好吧跟你说Comeon.-Allright.Look,这不仅仅是打猎It,snotjustahuntingtrip.这是传统Itsatradition.我打猎真的很厉害
7、更厉害的是成为你们男的的一员Iamreallygoodathuntingandmevenbetteratbeingoneoftheguys.嗯这是工作场合所以.Well,itsaworkevent,so.法律上我也没法阻止你-太棒了legallyIcantstopyoufromcoming.-Yes!肯定会很好玩的我会带烤棉花糖的Thisisgonnabesofun!I1bringS,mores.就像这样Andjustlikethat政♥府♥工作中我唯一享受的小方面theonetinyaspectofgovernmentIenjoyed在我眼前被棒打致死了wascl
8、ubbedtodeathbeforemyeyes.April我需要你帮我做件事April!Ineedyoutodosomethingforme.我明天去打猎了所以打电♥话♥给国家公园管理办mgoinghuntingtomorrow,socalltheStateParksOffice得到我们预算文件已交的口头确认andgetverbalconfirmationthatourbudgetdocumentationisin.我能告诉你16位置询号♥码CanIjusttellyouthe16-digittrackingnumber,或者你想让我给你写下来ord
9、oyouwantmetowriteitdown?我写下来吧你能搞定吗llwriteitdown.Canyouhandlethis?你需要我打一个号♥码然后大声读出另一个号♥码吗Youwantmetodialanumberandthenreadanothernumberoutloud?是的你能搞定吗Yes.Canyouhandlethis?不能No.尽量好吗Well,try,okay?如果你做到了我就把我打到的第一只火鸡以你的名字命名Andifyoudoit,IwillnamethefirstturkeyIshootafteryou.厉害哦Cool.Ann准备杀点鸟了
10、吗Ann!Readytobagsomebirds?不但我准备好在火堆边休息看看我的无脑生活杂♥志♥Nope.ButIamreadytorelaxbythefireandgetmyRealSimplemagazineon.如果你改变主意了你现在就能成为一名持证的印第安纳猎手了Well,ifyouchangeyourmind,yourenowofficiallyalicensedIndianahunter.哦恶心Oh,gross.您好您现在已接通印第安纳国家公园部Hello,youhavereachedtheIndianaStateParksDepartment.您的来
11、电对我们很重要请不要挂机Yourcallisveryimportanttous.Pleasestayontheline.好的我们开始吧-我们来了Allright,herewego!-Hereweare!他在那了-是RonThereheis.-TheresRon!哦挺漂亮的啊Oh,itspretty!我也觉得-我以为会很恶心Iknow.-1thoughtitwasgonnabegross.额滴神啊Ron回来真好Holycow.Ron,itisgoodtobeback.偷袭Sneakattack!该死-我是扒裤天王向我鞠躬吧Damnit!-1amthePantsKing!Bowtome.鞠躬鞠躬-
12、我是扒裤Bow!Ibow!-1amthePants.我是扒裤天后IamthePantsQueen.搞啥啊Whatthehell?向扒裤天后鞠躬BowtothePantsQueen.当你和男人出去的时候你得准备好被好好扒裤Whenyoureoutwiththeboys,yougottabereadyforagoodpantsing.所以我用松紧带把胸罩系在牛仔裤上ThatswhyIhavesuspendersthatconnectmybratomyjeans.吹牛老爹RonRonP.DiddyCombs.我必须承认这个地方很尾♥哦Ihavetoadmit,thisplaceispr
13、ettytight.有人要来点嗡烟吗MayIinterestanyoneinsomechew?好主意啊HaverfordNicetouch,Haverford.我也来点1.etmegetsomeofthat.你确定吗Yousure?是我没把你看做是会嚼这玩意儿的人Yeah.-1wouldnothavepeggedyouasauserofmouthtobacco.我是充满惊喜的Ronmfullofsurprises,Ron.哦不对Oh,man.我的胃有点不舒服我有点想吐Mystomach,salittleupset.Ifeelalittlequeasy.啊可能是那个嚼烟的原因你可以吐出来Yeah
14、,thatmightbethechew.Youcouldspititout.我咽下去了不是应该咽下去吗Iswallowedit.Youresupposedtoswallowit,right?不是啊No.好吧Allright.可怜的孩子Poorlittlebuddy.不然为啥叫嚼烟不叫咽烟呢对吧RonWhytheycallitchewandnotswallow.AmIright,Ron?你说的没错Yes,youareright.好吧安全基础Allright,safetybasics!Donna能告诉我为什么不能往枪口里看吗Donna,canyoutellmewhyitsbadtolookdown
15、thebarrelofyourgun?这是陷阱问题吗Isthatatrickquestion?不DOnna别拜托No,Donna,dont!Please!第一条规矩不要把武器对准任何人Rulenumberone,donotpointtheweaponataperson.这也包括你自己的脸DonnaThatincludesyourownface,Donna.每年我们开始第一场打猎的时候都要敬酒Now,everyyear,beforewegoonourfirsthunt,wedoatoast.所以拿罐啤酒So,grababeer.敬打猎Tothehunt.赞成赞成-赞成赞成Hear,Hear.-H
16、ear,Hear.也敬猎手Andtothehunters!打败野兽的唯一方法是寻找自己内心的野兽Theonlywaytodefeatthebeastistofindthebeastwithin.说得挺好-赞成赞成Prettygood.-Hear,Hear!赞成赞成-对说到点了干杯Hear,Hear!-Yeah!Righton!Cheers.Ron你的祝词太烂了Ron,yourtoastsucked.传统祝词是“敬打猎”ThetraditionaltoastisTothehunt!是我说的Anditissaidbyme.准备好了吗MarkYouallset,Mark?哦我在想我们可以男女混打Oh
17、,Iwasthinkingmaybewecoulddomixeddoubles,youknow?男女搭配打猎不累Boy-girl,boy-girl.1.eslie你说过我们要一起打猎的1.eslie,yousaidthatweweregonnahunttogether.哦Ann我总是忘记因为你太好看你不习惯被拒绝Oh,Ann,Ialwaysforgetbecauseyouresopretty,yourenotusedtorejection.我必须和Ron一起IhavetohuntwithRon.Ann我俩一起Ann,wellgotogether.完美Perfect!好嘲我希望你准备好讨论大学保
18、龄球赛rAllright,Ihopeyourereadytodiscusssomecollegebowlgamescenarios!很好Bully.AndyAndy拜托你能过来一下吗Andy!Andy!Canyoucomehere,please?行咋啦Yeah.Whatsup?我在这等电♥话♥等了一个小时了vebeenonholdfor,like,anhour我得去尿尿了你能坐在这两秒钟andIreallyhavetopee.Canyoujustsitherefortwoseconds听着电♥话♥吗-好andjustlisten,plea
19、se?-Yes.拜托了好吧如果他们接了你就把那些数字大声读出来Please?Okay.Andiftheyanswer,canyoujustreadthosenumbersoutloud?行好的谢了Yeah.-Okay,thanks.现在是雌性青春期火鸡Nowheresthefemaleadolescentturkey.你能听出区别吗不能Couldyouhearthedifference?-No.火鸡可以Turkeyscan.布拉布拉布拉！Boo-la,boo-la,boo-la!布拉布拉布拉！Boo-la,boo-la,boo-la!布拉布拉布拉！Boo-la,boo-la,boo-la!打到
20、第一只猎物的时候我们会这公庆祝Wedothatthefirsttimeoneofushitssomething.哦酷哦布拉布拉.Oh,cool!Boo-la,boo-la.不不你错过了No,no.Youmissedit.你看Ron我知道这个周末你会期待1.ook,Ron,Iknowthisweekend,youwerelookingforward很多男男男活动但我只想说我很感激toalotofman-on-man-on-manaction,butIjustwantedtosaymverygrateful你让我一起来thatyouletmecomealongonthistrip.没事Thatsf
21、ine.我只是很高兴你最后没有把其他的mjustgladyoudidntendupinvitingmoreofthemotor.搞什么啊给我点警告好吗Whatthehell?Givemesomewarning!我看到了一只鹤鹑Isawaquail.抱歉了哥们你走神儿你就完事儿Sorry,man,yousnooze,youlose.布拉布拉布拉！Boo-Ia,boo-lajboo-la!布拉布拉布拉！Boo-la,boo-la,boo-la!我觉得这是个我和Ron增进感情的好机会IthinkthisisgonnabeareallygoodbondingseshformeandRon.男的特别喜欢
22、你在他们面前展示你更厉害Guysloveitwhenyoucanshowthemyourebetterthantheyare尤其是他们擅长的atsomethingtheylove.嘿听听这个Hey,checkthisout.*我在等着国家公园部的电♥话♥*IamonholdwiththeStateParksDepartment*我在等着所以吃我的屁吧*Iamonhold,sosuckonmybutt棒哦-是的Nice.-Yeah.他们没接啊显然所有人都去哪了Theydidn,tanswer,obviously.Whereiseveryone?打猎Huntingtri
23、p.打猎吗Huntingtrip?Mark去了吗-去了DidMarkgo?-Yeah.挺好至少Ann没一起去Thatscool,atleasthesnotwithAnn.不Ann也去了No,Annsthere.天啊怎么他就能干所有我想干的啊God!HowcomehegetstodoallthethingsIwannado?打猎啊Ann啊Gohunting,Ann.没准他会被鹿吃了Maybeadeerwilleathim.那可就太棒了Thatwouldbereallyawesome.但我觉得那不会发生吧大概ButIdontthinkthatwillhappen,probably.你很惊讶我的胸部
24、没影响我瞄准吗Youresurprisedthatmybreastsdidn,tthrowmyaimoff?1.eslie拜托1.eslie,please.我不在乎你这个女孩子我只是不喜欢改变1dontcarethatyoureagirl.Ijustdontlikechange.我喜欢和同样的人去同样的地方Ilikegoingtothesameplacewiththesamepeople,讲同样的故事然后看谁打到的火鸡最多tellingthesamestoriesandseeingwhocanbagthemostturkeys.看起来你喜欢和同样的人去打猎Itseemslikeyouliket
25、ogohuntingwiththesamepeople是因为你知道你能打败他们,causeyouknowyoucanbeatthem.赌一百块我能比你打更多鸟AhundredbuckssaysIbagmorebirdsthanyou.来吧我们分头行动我单干更好Youreon.Let,ssplitup.1doitbetteralone.确实是哦你看典型的爷们儿Yeah,youdo!See?Justoneoftheguys.你最喜欢的蛋糕不可能是生日蛋糕啊Yourfavoritekindofcakecantbebirthdaycake.就像说你最喜欢的麦片是早餐麦片Thatslikesayingy
26、ourfavoritekindofcerealisbreakfastcereal.嗯我爱死早餐麦片Mmm,Ilovebreakfastcereal.看有只什么鸟1.ook!Somekindofbird!我们杀了它你跟我说话吗贱♥人♥1.etskillit!Youtalkingtome,bitch?你在瞄准什么啊Whatwereyouaimingat?没什么Nothing.好吧Okay.好吧好吧我理解为啥人们喜欢这样了Okay.Okay.Icanunderstandwhypeoplelikethat.对吧-是啊Right?-Yeah!耶Yeah!是的而且持枪的时候睁一
27、只眼一直是条好规矩Yeah.Andkeepingoneseyesopenisalwaysagoodruleofthumbaroundguns.今天也太美妙了Thisissuchagreatday.你看在家里我有一个老婆和三个美丽的女儿See,atmyhouse,Igotawifeandthreebeautifuldaughters.但这趟旅行是每年唯一我能站着撒尿的时候Butthistrip,itistheonetimeofyearIgettopeestandingup.我爱死这个声音了Ilovethatsound.我被打了vebeenshot!我被打了vebeenshot!有人打中了我的头S
28、omebodyshotmeinthehead!布拉布拉布拉？Boo-la,boo-la,boo-la?我的天哪我的天哪我的天哪Oh,myGod!Oh,myGod!Oh,myGod!过来好就在这Overhere.Allright,rightthere.Ron我拿着你的帽子Ron你帽子在我这-我的天哪Ron,Igotyourhat!Ron,Ihaveyourhat!-Oh,myGod!你很疼吗Areyouinalotofpain?我被猎枪打中了头Iwasshotintheheadwithashotgun.Ron其实没有那么严重我需要你保持冷静好吗Ron,itsactuallynotthatseri
29、ous.Ijustneedyoutostaycalm,okay?爷还是保持愤怒吧这样才能放松Yeah,mjustgonnastayangry.Ifindthatrelaxesme.好的Ron我们报♥警♥了他们会派一个管♥理♥员♥来Okay,Ron,wecalled911andtheyregonnasendaranger.哦该死真是一团糟Oh,damn!Thisisamess.管♥理♥员♥明年不会让我们再回来了Therangerswontletuscomebacknextyear.不我
30、们现在不要想这些事No!We,renotgonnathinkaboutthatrightnow.你们能把Ron抬到尸体存放室的沙发床上吗Youguys,canyoujustputhimonthedaybedinthecarcassroom?沙发床.是的Daybed?-Yeah.好的好了坚持住Sure.Okay,now.Holdon!坚持住-这声音是Donna吗Holdon!-IsthatDonna?Donna-好的放松Donna?-Okay,easy.Donna?Donna?你还好吗Areyouokay?怎公啦是你的心脏吗你呼吸困难吗What?Isityourheart?Areyouhavin
31、gtroublebreathing?是我的车有人打中了我的车Itsmycar.Someoneshotmycar!来了你的苏格兰威士忌Ron-好的JerryJerry来了Okay.HeresyourScotch,Ron.-Okay,Jerry.Jerry,shere.给你-威士忌来了Ron给你RonHereyougo.-HeresyourScotch,Ron.Therewego,Ron.好的你知道有个好消息吗Ann会照顾你的Okay.Hey,youknowwhatisgreat?Annsgonnatakecareofyou.Ann可是北美最好的护士好嘲来吧AndAnnisthebestnurse
32、inNorthAmerica.Allright.Thereyougo.什么你还好吗What?Youokay?是不是你打的我Didyoushootme?什么不是啊What?No!我旁边好像有只鸟Therewasabirdkindofnearme,我知道你有多不顾一切地想要证明自己andIknowhowdesperateyouweretoproveyourself.不不我发誓我没有No.No,Iswear,Ididnt.Ron我对天发誓我没打中任何人Ron,IsweartoGod,venevershotanyone.你最好找到是谁然后给他们买♥♥个棺材Well,youb
33、etterfindoutwhoitwas.Andthen,purchasethemacoffin,因为我要把他们撕个粉碎becausemgonnaripthemapart.好吧Okay.马可波罗Marco!-Polo!马可-波罗Marco!-Polo!马可波罗Marco?-Polo!马可波罗Marco!-Polo!嘿-好的-你感觉如何Hey.-Okay.-Howareyoufeeling?你感觉如何-头晕吗Howareyoufeeling?-Areyoudizzy?你头晕还是你轻飘飘的吗Areyoudizzyor.-Areyoulight-headed?我盯着我的手掌时看到一张女人的嘴舌吻一条
34、狗WhenIlookatmypalm,IseealadysmouthFrenchkissingadog.正常吗-IE常吗Isthatnormal?-Isthatnormal?我给你的止疼药很厉害Well,thepainmedicationIgaveyouisprettystrong.Donna用来缓解痛经的你吃了多少Donnausesitformenstrualcramps.Howmanydidyoutake?7片8片Seven.Eight.但我用很多液体顺着吞下去了ButIwashedthemdownwithplentyoffluids.不Ron你不能随酒服用No,Ron,youcannot
35、drinkScotchwiththis.你得吐出来现在就吐Youregonnaneedtopurge,rightnow!好吗-不行Okay?-No!哦是的对对对不不能浪费20年的好酒Oh,yeah.Yes,yes,yes.-No,mnotwasting20-yearScotch.能扒开他的嘴吗不行Canyouopenhismouth?-No.1.eSlie扒开他的嘴-什么1.eslie?Openhismouth.-What?不扒开他的嘴No.-Openhismouth.好-我不会让自己吐出来的Okay.-mnotmakingmyselfthrowup.哦Ron对不起了我们必须这么做-Ron你必
36、须吐Oh,Ron.msorrywehavetodothis!-Ron,youhaveto.Ron这是为你自己好Ron?Thisisforyourowngood.我会咬你的一张开嘴Iwillbiteyou!-Openyourmouth!1.eslie让抓住他的胡子-哦天哪1.eslie,get.Grabhismustache!-Oh,God!张开嘴-只要.Openyourmouth!-Justa.张开嘴-他的肩膀Openyourmouth!-Hisshoulders!好消息是Ron正在舒适地休息Well,goodnewsisRonisrestingcomfortably.他没事吧他会活下来吗Is
37、heokay?Ishegonnalive?我觉得行Ithinkso.虽然我希望他能失去一小部分记忆AlthoughIamhopingthathehassomememoryloss.曾殴打女友Rihanna从一级到ChrisBrown他有多抓狂OnascaleofonetoChrisBrown,howpissedishe?他很好奇是谁打到他了Well,he,sverycuriousaboutwhoshothim.所以如果是你开的枪就说”是我&hearts汗♥的”So,ifyoudidit,justsay,Ididit.来吧开枪射了Ron的人Comeon,personwhoshotR
38、on.你看我觉得有点奇怪1.ook,Ithinkitsalittleweird没人承认射到Ron的脑袋了thatnobodywantstoadmitthattheyshotRoninthehead.可能ROn射了他自己MaybeRonshothimself.嗯他最近看起来确实很抑郁Hmm,hehasseemedreallydepressedlately.他被射的部位是后脑勺Hewasshotinthebackofthehead.说得没错Youreright.他很爱自己的后脑勺Helovesthebackofhishead.他不会射到自己那里的Hewouldnevershoothimselfth
39、ere.可能是其他什么人射了RonItcouldhavebeensomeoneelsethatshotRon.不在我们之中的某人Someonenotinourgroup.你觉得有人在捕猎我们Youthinksomeoneishuntingus?人类才是最危险的Manisthemostdangerousgame.对食肉动物来说ToThePredator.我是在外面闻到了什么肯定不是人类Ididsmellsomethingoutthere.Anditwasnthuman.那是松树的味道Thatwaspinetrees.食肉动物能通过体温感知ThePredatorcanseeheat.我们应该全部裹
40、上泥它可能还在外面Weshouldcoverourselvesinmud.Itcouldstillbeoutthere.你听见了吗-我听到了什么Didyouhearthat?-Actually,Ididhearsomething.好吧确实有人能在那我去拿枪Okay.Theressomeoneoutthere.-mgonnagetmygun.好的Tom把他吓跑在他头上面来一枪Okay,Tom.Scarehimoffandshootoverhishead!那有啥用我要在他头上来一枪Whatsthatgonnado?mgonnashootunderitshead!别射任何人哇你在干什么啊Dontsh
41、ootanyone!-Whoa!Whereareyougoing?你在搞什么-TOmWhatareyoudoing?-Tom!嘿别开枪嘿是Reinhold奔驰店的CraigHey!Dontshoot!Hey!It,sCraigfromReinholdMercedes!CraigCraig我来了哥们Craig别担心我过来了Craig!Craig,Igotyou,dog!Craig!Dontworry,mcoming!注意了射了我头的那个人Attention,personwhoshotmeinthehead!我要找到你然后把你撕个粉碎mgonnafindyou,andmgonnatearyouap
42、art.Ron上♥床♥现在Ron!Bed!Now!好吧Okay.那个人不是我哥哥Thatmanwasntmybrother.他是我的老公Hewasmyhusband.怎样那不好吗-是啊你能做得更好Howwasthat?Thatwasntgood?-Yeah,youcandobetter.好再来一条Allright.Givemeanotherone.好Okay.我怀孕了是JoshGroban的孩子mpregnantwithJoshGrobansbaby.还不错-你来一次Thatwasgood.-Youdoone.好Okay.你什么意思那个松鼠拿出了坚果Whatdoyo
43、umeanthesquirreltookthenutsoutofthe.从那个孩子的包里然后吃掉了Outofthatkidsbackpackandatethem?但你得给我一个喷的理由Butyouhavetogivemeareasontospit.喷出来Tospit!你问了我个哦哦哦懂懂懂了Youaskedmea.-Oh,oh,oh!Yeah!Yeah,yeah,yeah.别问我问题-我不问了好Dontaskmeaquestion.-1wont.Okay.不是问题-好准备好吗Notaquestion.-Okay,ready?好Yeah.我一生都住在PawneeIvelivedinPawneem
44、ywholelife.这是个事实关于我的事实Thatisafact.Afactaboutme.怎么Andhow.嘿他怎么样了Hey.Howishe?他晕过去了He,sprettyoutofit.他睡着的时候还说起你Hestalkingaboutyouinhissleep.好事情吗Goodstuff?不外面怎么样了No.Howsitgoingoutthere?太糟了没人承认自己射了Ron也没人看见怎么回事Terribly.NoonewilladmittheyshotRon.Andnoonesawithappen.我知道怎么回事Iknowwhathappened.你知道？Youdo?听着我听说了这
45、个事故我需要搞清楚是谁的责任1.isten,IheardabouttheaccidentAndIneedtoknowwhoisresponsible.我不知道-Ron和我看到JelTyIdontknow.-RonandIsawJerry.这就是问题-是我Thatstheproblem.-1am.我开枪打了RonSwansonIshotRonSwanson.你打了我的奔驰YoushotmyMercedes?什么不不What?No!No!好的跟着光走不不用动整个头转眼睛Okay,followmylight.No,notyourwholehead.Justyoureyes.就啊好Just.Yeah.Okay.现在是几月W
