《ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx（31页珍藏版）》请在课桌文档上搜索。
1、Pawnee选举委员会会议进行中在所有选区上报之后我会证实结果Iwillcertifytheresultsafteralltheprecinctshavereported.最终小于1%的差距会自动触发重新计票Afinaltallywithin1%willtriggeranautomaticrecount.如果结果完全平手职位会给予男性候选人Intheeventofanexacttie,theseatisawardedtothemalecandidate,而女性候选人会被关进监狱andthefemalecandidateisputinjail.再说一次我必须反对Onceagain,Ihaveto
2、object.我不觉得这在庭上有效但这是城市法律Idontthinkitwouldholdupincourtbutitiscitylaw.有问题吗-没-实际上有的Anyquestions?-Nope.-Yes,actually.在最后关头Newport家族Attheeleventhhour,theNewports仍然在镇上好几个选区安装这些投票机aretryingtoinstallthesevotingmachinesinseveralprecinctsaroundtown.看看如果我投给BobbyNewport会怎么样WatchwhathappenswhenIvoteforBobbyNewp
3、ort.选得好享受一张免费的SWeetUmS糖果棒代金券吧Goodchoice!EnjoyavoucherforacomplimentarySweetumscandybar.我们公民投票不是理应有点奖励吗Shouldntweberewardingourcitizensforvoting?我从没反对任何人得到糖果棒mneveragainstanyonegettingacandybar.但看看如果你给我投票会发生什么Butwatchwhathappenswhenyouvoteforme.你确定吗花点时间考虑一下吧Areyousure?Takeasecondtothinkitover.然后你还得再按
4、一次Then,youhavetopressitagain.要取消您的投票选择更好的人选请按Sweetums图标Tocancelyourvoteandselectsomeonebetter,presstheSweetumslogo.抱歉我就没看出有啥问题msorry.Ijustdontseetheproblem.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第22集第4季第22集好的各位Okay,everyone.Ahem!我们都知道今天是大选之日Todayiselectionday,asweallknow,而我就想说几句话anddjustliketosayafewwords.好吧Okay.六个月前我们聚在一起Si
5、xmonthsagowecametogether.又来吗Again?你把眼泪掉到我的佛罗伦萨水波蛋里了YouregettingtearsinmyEggsFlorentine.抱歉抱歉我待会儿再试试好吗msorry.msorry.mgoingtotryagainlater.Okay?BobbyNewport和我的差距极小BobbyNewportandIareseparatedbyarazor-thinmargin.结果还不确定Couldgoeitherway.我过去四天里只睡了9个小时veonlysleptninehoursoverthepastfourdays.所以我正处于神经崩溃的边缘So,
6、mrightonthevergeofanervousbreakdown.这可不是个贝果Thisisntabagel.既然Leslie已经是一摊尴尬的灾难了SinceLeslieisanembarrassingdisaster,让我来过一下今晚的日程letmegoovertonightsagenda.聚会7点开始Partystartsat7:00在Pawnee超级套房♥里有历史意义的JermaineJackson舞厅举♥行♥inthehistoricJermaineJacksonBallroomatthePawneeSuperSuites.这已经不是一个
7、皮条客与妓♥女♥睡衣派对了ItisnolongeraPimpsandHoespajamaparty.那个主意被一个需要保留匿名的某位紧张宅男给否决了Thatideawasnixedbyacertainuptightnerdwhoshallremainnameless.到10点我们就该知道Leslie是否赢得竞选By10:00,weshouldknowifLesliewontheelection.但更重要的是今晚Ann和我要复合了Butmoreimportantly,tonight,AnnandIaregettingbacktogether.哦对哦因为你做的那个梦吗O
8、h,right.Becauseofadreamyouhad?昨晚大概凌晨2:301.astnight,atapproximately2:30a.m.,我从一个极其真实的梦中醒来Iwokeupfromadreamthatfeltsoreal真实到必须是一个预言了thatithadtobeapremonition.CarlyFoulkes我Drake和那个T-Mobile广♥告♥妹子Me,Drake,andtheT-Mobilegirl在一架私人飞机上玩巴加拉纸牌wereplayingbaccaratonaprivatejet.AnnPerkins走上前来跟我说AnnP
9、erkinswalksuptome,andshesays,Tommy明晚我要把你夺回来了”Tommy,tomorrownight,mtakingyouback.然后BlueIvyCarter和我击掌给了我四千万美元Then,BlueIvyCarterhigh-fivedmeandgaveme$40million.一切感觉太真实了Itwasallsoreal.JermaineJackson舞厅Jermaine曾经到访过印第安纳州Pawnee给我帮个忙吧DanaDomeafavorthere,Dana.手伸进柜子里拿出一瓶苏格兰纯麦威士忌Reachintothatcrate,pulloutabot
10、tleofsinglemaltscotch,给我倒四指深然后扔掉瓶盖pourmefourfingersofitandthrowawaythecap.抱歉我只有混合威士忌Sorry,Ionlyhaveblendedwhisky.为啥居然允许孩子参加这个活动吗Why?Arechildrenevenallowedatthisevent?除了我之外没人能碰这个Nobodytouchesthisbutme.已经是一场漫长激烈的竞选了Itsbeenalong,hard-foughtcampaign.我被迫做了很多我不喜欢的事情IhavebeenforcedtodomanythingsIdontenjoy,
11、比如写下东西和跟人讲话likewritethingsdownandspeakwithpeople.但现在我一个人了我有我最喜欢的威士忌一切都好起来了Butnowmalone,Ihavemyfavoritewhisky,thingsarelookingup.培根包虾Bacon-wrappedshrimp?谢谢夫人我就此接手吧Thankyou,maam.lltakeitfromhere.好吧Okay.放在口袋里就好Justkeepitinthepocket.嘿你们准备好了吗Hey!Youguysallset?是啊我们做的就是我写了Yeah.WhatWedidisIwrotetwoversions我
12、超棒竞选之歌♥抓住你的梦想的两个版本ofmyamazingcampaignanthemCatchYourDream.如果我们赢了我就唱Ifwewin,Ising.“抓住你的梦想把它铐在你的心上”Catchyourdreamandshackleittoyourheart但如果我们输了我就会唱Butifwelose,mjustgoingtosing.“去你Y的梦想”Screwyourdream”把它铐在自己屁♥股♥上”Shackleitupitsownbutt你觉得呢So?嗯我希望她能赢吧Well,Ihopeshewins.哦天我也是Oh,gosh,met
13、oo.哦Oh!AprilApril!亲爰的不不不嘿没事的Honey?No,no,no,hey,okay.冷静点我马上就到Calmdown.llberightthere.伙计们April碰到麻烦了我得走了Youguys,Aprilsintrouble.Ihavetogo.如果我回来之前死掉了RiVerS你就是新的我IfIdiebeforeIgetback,Rivers,you,rethenewme.Chang你是新的RiversChang,yourethenewRivers.BUrly你被踢出乐队了我是唯一一个喜欢你的Burly,youreoutoftheband.mtheonlyonewhol
14、ikesyou.好了问见哥们们Okay,Later,dudes.你感觉如何BobbyHowdoyoufeel,Bobby?太好了你根本想不到Sogood.Youhavenoidea.我超级兴奋这一切结束了真的太难rmsuperpsychedthisisover.Itsbeenhard.Bobby和我一起出镜的原因是ThereasonwhyBobbyandIareappearingtogether传达一个消息就是所有人都该来投票istosendthemessagethateveryoneshouldgetoutandvote,无论他们会投给谁nomatterwhotheyrevotingfor.
15、确实是的另一个Leslie提出的超棒观点Thatsright.AnotherawesomepointbyLeslie.所以我才会投给你Thatswhymvotingforyou.什么这么好笑Whatssofunny?他们在笑你的笑话Theywerelaughingatyourjoke.什么笑话我确实会投给你啊Whatjoke?Iamvotingforyou.你不投给你自己吗Yourenotvotingforyourself?1.eslie你不能投给你自己1.eslie,youcantvoteforyourself,我觉得我比较肯定那是违法的Idontthink.mprettysurethats
16、illegal.还有什么问题吗Anythingelse?Bobby如果你赢了你会做的第一件事Bobby,ifyouwon,whatwouldbeyourfirstthing.嘿你这次竞选表现得难以置信BenHey.Youdidanunbelievablejobonthiscampaign,Ben.我在华盛顿的伙伴们也这么觉得MypartnersbackinWashingtonthinkso,too.嗯荣誉属于LeSIie而不是我Well,Lesliegetsthecredit,notme.听着你的对手是传奇级别的蠢1.ook.YouropponentisIegendarilystupid,我也
17、挺敷衍的andIphoneditinprettyhard.但你是掌握了诀窍的Butyouhaveaknackforthis.我在进行国会议员Murray的重竞选投标mrunningCongressmanMurraysre-electionbid.俄亥俄19选区OhioNineteen.我需要有人在DC之外和我协调IneedsomeonetocoordinateoutofD.C.你想干吗Youwanttodoit?是啊听起来不错但步行者队打过来了Yeah.Thatsoundsgreat,butthePacerscalled,他们邀请我去当首发组织后卫andthey*reaskingmetobet
18、heirstartingpointguard.我是认真的Benmbeingserious,Ben.啥什么你信任我搞好国会竞选吗What?What,youdtrustmewithacongressionalcampaign?这是什么诡计吗Isthisatrick?不这是一份工作邀请No,thisisajoboffer.尽快给我答复我需要你两天之后去华盛顿Givemeyouranswersoon.dneedyouinWashingtonintwodays.看看那个啊看看那个东西啊那是什么啊1.ookatthat.Lookatthatthing.Whatisthat?别碰Donttouchit.看看
19、那个小帼子1.ookatthatlittlecap.好的我们需要收集这个房♥间里的每一张纸Okay,weneedtocollecteverysinglepieceofpaperinthisroom然后放到这些盒子里andputitintheseboxes.如果任何人需要帮忙组织Leslie的剪贴簿AndifanyonewantstohelpassembleLeslie,sscrapbooks,拿一个本子开始剪贴getabookandstartscrapping.哦Oh!不我说的是每一张纸No,Isaideverysinglepieceofpaper.这是半张写了“Steve”的餐
20、巾纸ItshalfanapkinwithStevewrittenonit.这是LeSIieKnope好吗没有任何事是不重要的ThisisLeslieKnope,okay?Thereisnosuchthingastrivial.房♥间里的所有人找出Steve是谁马上Everybodyinthisroom,findoutwhoSteveis.Immediately!AnnPerkins很高兴找到了你AnnPerkins.msogladthatIfoundyou.Ann我们约会过然后分手了Ann,wedatedandthenwebrokeup.而最近我来找你告诉你Andrecently
21、,IcametoyouandItoldyou我依然对你有感情thatIstillhavefeelingsforyou,但你并没有同感butyoudidnotfeelthesameway.而我已经想开了现在我们是最好的朋友了Andvegottenbeyonditandnowwerebestfriends.哦实际上我可能会说Leslie是我最好的朋友Oh.ImightactuallysaythatLesliesmybestfriend.我也是我能征求点你的意见吗Mine,too.CanIaskyouradviceonsomething?当然Sure.最近在一个脆弱的时刻Recently,inamo
22、mentofweakness,我和BobbyNewport的竞选经理JenniferBarkIey做了爱IhadsexwithBobbyNewportscampaignmanager,JenniferBarkley.真的吗-是的好几次Seriously?-Yes,severaltimes.然后又好几次Andthen,severalmoretimes.然后有几次Andthenacouplemoretimes.然后还有一次Andthenonemoretime.这事儿进行有多久了Howlonghasthisbeengoingon?哦只是昨晚而已Oh,itsjustlastnight.现在我知道这是场
23、-♥夜&hearts1情♥而她马上就要离开了Now,Iknowthatitsaonenightstand,andthatshesleavingtown.但我们凶猛的性♥爱♥十项全能确实根本上改善了我的情绪Butourferocioussexualdecathlondidradicallyimprovemymood,而我有点想在她离开前再去见她anddkindofliketoseeheragainbeforesheleaves.好主意还是坏主意Goodidea?Badidea?我不知道我想竞选已经结束了Idontknow.Iguessthe
24、campaignisover.所以我觉得也不会损失什么So,Isupposeitcouldnthurt这正是那种小心的考虑和正面回馈Thatisexactlythekindofcarefulconsiderationandpositivefeedback我期待从我最好朋友那里得到的thatvecometoexpectfrommybestfriend.AnnPerkinsAnnPerkins.April收到你的消息了April?Gotyourmessage!你在哪呢-桌子下面Whereareyou?-Underthetable.你为啥躲起来了Whyareyouhiding?我也该躲吗宝发生什么了
25、ShouldIhide,too?Babe,what,sgoingon?我应该把所有部门文件复♥制♥到一个U盘的Iwassupposedtocopyallthedepartmentfliesontoathumbdrive,而它一直卡住了我就生气了anditkeptfreezingandIgotannoyed而我不知道发生了什么andIdontknowwhathappened,但所有的文件都没了butallofthefilesaregone.每一台电脑上Oneverycomputer.它们都没了宝它们都没了Theyreallgone.Babe,theyreallgone
26、.好的好的冷静下来Okay.Okay,calmdown.首先你躲在桌子下面是对的Firstofall,youdidtherightthingbyhidingunderthistable.第二你的男人来了Secondly,yourmanishere.我要为我们解决这个问题rmgoingtotakecareofthisforus.我玩XBoX很多年了vebeenplayingXBoxforyears.我很擅长在它卡住时修好它我完全知道该怎么做mreallygoodatfixingitwhenitfreezes.Iknowexactlywhattodo.现在试试Tryitnow.我不知道我感觉我忘记
27、了什么Idontknow.Ifeellikemforgettingsomething.我的演讲呢Whataboutmyspeeches?昨晚写完了Finishedbothofthemlastnight.一篇你赢的一篇你输的Oneifyouwin,oneifyoulose.如果我平手呢WhatifItie?你需要给我写一篇平手演讲Youneedtowriteatiespeechforme.一些关于民♥主♥的诗意本质之类Somethingaboutthepoeticnatureofdemocracy,还有我如何在牢房♥里努力抗争这件事andhowmgoin
28、gtofightthisthingfrommyprisoncell.Leslie放松我们搞定了1.eslie,relax.Weredone.现在剩下的就是等待了好吗Allthatsleftisthewaiting.Okay?你和Jen聊什么来着WhatwereyoutalkingtoJenabout?哦没事Oh,nothing.不我就没事No,Ijust.Nothing.她她没事没事就没事She.She,s.Nothing.Nothing.Itsnothing.嘿有买♥♥牛仔裤的好地方吗Hey,what,sagoodplacetobuyjeans?你牛仔裤够多了Yo
29、uhaveplentyofjeans.你们聊了什么好吧Whatwereyoutalkingabout?-Okay.Jen给我提供了一份去国会做竞选的工作Jenofferedmeajobworkingonacongressionalcampaign.哦我的天那也太棒了Oh,myGod.That,samazing.在华盛顿InWashington.啥What?你是开心还是生气Areyouhappyorangry?我不知道我不知道Idontknow.Idontknow.你回答了什么呢你答应了吗Whatdidyousay?Didyousayyes?我还没机会仔细考虑我觉得听起来很棒Ihaventhad
30、achancetothinkaboutit.Imean,itsoundsamazing.但你知道在华盛顿四个月Butyouknow,sixmonthsinWashington,D.C远离你awayfromyou.但你知道的我们该聊聊Butyouknow,weshouldtalkaboutit.是啊我们就聊聊Yeah,welljusttalkaboutit.是啊我们就聊聊你知道我们多考虑一下Yeah,welljusttalkaboutit.Youknow,wellmullitover.我们从各个角度来看Welllookatitfromeveryside,之类之类的etcetera,etceter
31、a.我先去投票了mmagovote.就去满足我的毕生梦想之一Justfulfillalifelongdreamofmine以及达成我一生中最开心的时刻之一很快的andachieveoneofmyall-timehappiestmomentsrealquick.然后我们来聊聊Andthenwewilltalkaboutit.行Cool.官方选票印第安纳州Pawnee市大选1.eslie我搞不清这个东西啊你能帮我吗1.eslie,Icantfigurethisthingout.Canyouhelpme?行啊就稍等一会儿BobbyYeah.Justhangonasecond,Bobby.我把墨水都弄
32、到手上了然后那个笔的东西从链子上掉下来了Igotinkallovermyhands,andthepenthingycameoffthechain.我不懂啊Idontgetit.投票点刚刚关闭了Thepollshavejustclosed,而现在我们得到了市议会选举的结果andnow,weregettingresultsintheraceforCityCouncil.1%的选区报告Withjust1%oftheprecinctsreporting,成人影星BrandiMaxxxx占有领先优势adultfilmstar,BrandiMaxxxx,hasacommandinglead.哦我的天就是这
33、样了都结束了我输rOh,myGod.Thatsit.It,sover.velost.1.eslie只是9票而已1.eslie,it,sninevotes.是啊而BrandiMaxxxx有6票Yeah,andBrandiMaxxxxhassixofthem.不是BobbyNewport要打败我ItsnotBobbyNewportwhosgoingtobeatme.而是BrandiMaxxxx色情影星ItsBrandiMaxxxx,thepornstar.这是哪儿啊意大利吗Whatisthis,Italy?听着我知道你压力很大而我也预料到你会1.isten,Iknowyourestressedou
34、t.AndIfiguredyouwouldbe,所以我擅自给我们安排了一点有趣的小活动soItookthelibertyOfarrangingafunlittleactivityforus.是吗Ann太感谢你了Youdid?Ann,thankyousomuch.我知道我这么说过我也知道这让你不舒服vesaidthistoyoubefore,andIknowitmakesyouuncomfortable.哦天啊-但你有多体贴就有多智慧Oh,boy.Butyou,rethoughtfulandyou,rebrilliant,而且你模糊的种族混合andyourambiguousethnicblend
35、完美表现了美国大熔炉的梦想perfectlyrepresentsthedreamoftheAmericanmeltingpot.好的我们走-好Okay,let,sgo.-Okay.再来一杯Dana拜托谢谢Another,Dana.Pleaseandthankyou.Ron我今天发了一千份传♥单♥了Ron?Ihandedout1,000leafletstoday.那可是个人记录啊Thatisapersonalbest现在我要去投票了Now,mofftovote.投票点已经关闭了Thepollsareclosed.什么不不不我以为它们8点关闭的What?No,no,no
36、.1thoughtthattheyclosedat8:00.6点6:00.哦我的天Ron我没赶上给Leslie投票0h,myGod.Ron,Ididn,tgettovoteforLeslie.哦我的天我该怎么做啊Oh,myGod.WhatdoIdo?什么都做不了了Nothingyoucando.除了希望Leslie不要只输一票ExcepthopeLesliedoesntlosebyonevote.9%的选区报告9%Ofprecinctsreporting,而现在比接近更加接近了anditsrazor-thin.Andgettingrazor-thinner.哦天Oh,boy.不不No.No.J
37、enBarkleyJenBarkley.嘿你在这干嘛的Hey.Whatareyoudoinghere?昨晚挺好玩的你个爰叫的Thatwasfunlastnight,youlittlescreamer.有些瞬间我没有完全理解ThereweremomentsthatIdidn,tfullyunderstand我们做出来的身体形状someofthephysicalshapesthatweweremaking.但感觉真的是很棒Butthesensationswereamazing.所以我就跟着继续很好So,Ijustwentwithit.-Great.嗯我觉得你离开镇子之前我们可以聊聊Well,Ith
38、oughtthatwecouldjusttalkbeforeyoulefttown.如果可以的话-不行Ifthat,sokay.-No.但那边有个库房♥里面有个蒲团Buttheresasupplyroomovertherewithafuton.很好Great.还没等下Notyet.Justwait.我们就是去拿点物资有谁需要什么吗Werejustgettingsupplies.Anybodyneedanything?大头针或者好吧行PushPins,or.Okay,great.请快点Pleasehurry.我告诉她是生死的大问题Itoldherit,samatteroflifea
39、nddeath.亲爰的Donna在这里很久了Honey,Donna,sbeenhereforever.她会知道怎么做的-要是她不知道呢Shesgoingtoknowwhattodo.-Whatifshedoesnt?我可能会被开除Icouldgetfired.或者更惨的Leslie可能又要对我训话责任fOrevenworse,Lesliemightgivemealectureonresponsibilityagain.我做不到啊Icantdoit.我告诉你亲爱的这样吧Illtellyouwhat,honey.Heresthedeal.你被开除的话我就辞职我们一起走Yougetfired,llq
40、uit,andwe11leavetogether.我认真的搬去一个新城市换掉我们的名字mserious.Movetoanewcity,changeournames,用硫酸烧掉我们的指纹换个脸-什么burnourfingertipsoffwithacid,swapfaces.-What?如果必须的话Ifwehaveto.2012年5月浣熊目击Ramsett公园617HarveyJames公园576Tucker公园5131.afayette公园503Wamapoke之石公园492环形公园393Pawnee市政空地227我们就假设明天我们要从头开始1.etsjustsaytomorrowwehadt
41、ostartoverfromscratch,可能会这样的因为你严重地搞砸了whichweprobablywillbecauseofyourmassivemess-up,你会做什么whatwouldyoudo?我我一直想做一个科学家就像我做的这些实验一样Me,Ivealwayswantedtobeascientist,likewhenIdomyexperiments.我量化了红牛现在应该已经把那个玩具海盗溶解掉了IquantifiedthattheRedBullwoulddissolvethattoypiratebynow.自然啊Nature.我想做一个战士公主女巫Iwanttobeawarri
42、orprincesswitch.在这个新世界你想做什么就做什么Inthisnewworld,youcanbeanythingyouwant.或者一个代课老师Orasubstituteteacher.你当代课老师会很棒的Youwouldbesogoodasasubstituteteacher.做点大梦孩子Dreambig,kid.很好是的很棒接着拳击Good.Yes.Nice.Keeppunching.我打到你的胸了吗-没-抱歉DidIhityourboob?-No.-Sorry.身形不错Greatform.可能实际上我毫无头绪Maybe.Ihavenoidea,actually.我不知道我在干
43、嘛Idontknowwhatmdoing.耶那很好我累了刚刚有多久Yeah!Thatwasgood.mexhausted.Howlongwasthat?22秒Twenty-twoseconds.哎太让人失望了Boy,that,sdisappointing.Ben的事情你要怎么办WhatareyougoingtodoaboutBen?就是我们约会全程我都在竞选公职It,sjust,vebeenrunningforofficetheentiretimewe,vebeendating.我们刚刚准备把我们的生活找回来Werejustabouttogetourlivesback.他要是离开我会生不如死的
44、Itwouldkillmeifheleft.那就告诉他去找他然后告诉他你的感受Thentellhimthat.Gofindhimandtellhimhowyoufeel.然后你们俩可以一起找到办法Andthenthetwoofyoucanworkitouttogether.竞选结果AnnAnnElectionresults,Ann.Ann.Ann我看不了-好吧Ann,Ican,treadit.-Okay.Ann我的手我的手Ann它们在圆手套里别慌给给Ann,myhands.Myhands,Ann.Theyreintheseroundgloves.-Dontpanic.Here.Here.好的“
45、20%的选区报告Okay.20%oftheprecinctsreporting.BobbyNewport领先140票”BobbyNewportisupby140votes.好吧你把手再举起来好吧Okay.Letsgetyourhandsbackup.Okay.我们再来八秒钟1.etsgoanothereightseconds.哦天我太累了Oh,God,msotired.金汤力谢谢Ginandtonic,please.停下那一单DanaBelaythatorder,Dana.1.agavulin纯的淡酒是给减肥的有钱女人喝的1.agavulin,neat.Clearalcoholsareforrichwomenondiets.嘿我能问你点事吗Hey,canIaskyouaboutsomething?无所谓了抱歉Nevermind.Sorry.忘了你不喜欢和其他人聊任何事Forgot.Youdon,tliketalkingtootherpeopleaboutanything.你
