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1、S7E12-S7E13不敢相信你居然让所有人都这么早起来Cantbelieveyougoteveryonetoshowupthisearly.嗯今天是我们都在一起的最后一天了Well,todayisthelastdaywellallbetogether.我想享受我们剩下的每一个瞬间Ineedtosavoreverymomentwehaveleft.我带安慰食物剪贴簿和纸巾Ibroughtcomfortfood,scrapbooks,andtissues.好家伙Goodlord.嗯今天应该是完美的Well,todayshouldbeperfect.而每一个完美的日子包含控制不住的哭泣Andany
2、perfectdayinvolvescryinguncontrollably.然后我们来到2005年.Whichbringsusto2005.走过记忆小巷！一趟穿过我们过去的旅程周五早8:00公园与娱乐部圆形公园翻新已经完成了TheCircleParkrenovationwascomplete,而一位名叫ThomaSHaverford的年轻人andayoungmannamedThomasHaverford离受雇还有两年wasstilltwoyearsawayfromgettinghired.或许我们可以跳过只看看最亮点呢Perhapswecouldskipaheadandjusthittheh
3、ighlights?我觉得我计划了一场全面的回顾1mean,1plannedacomprehensiveretrospective,但我猜我可以只关注最重要的瞬间butIguessIcanjustfocusonthereallyimportantmoments.啊购买♥♥胶囊咖啡机大讨论Ah!Thedebateaboutgettingapod-basedcoffeemachine.Garry和我写了一首小小的音乐作品GarryandIwrotealittlemusicalnumberaboutthat,而它是这么开anditgoesalittlesomethingl
4、ikethi我们就快速的握个手Cantwejustquicklyshakehands,假装我们彼此喜欢然后出去呗pretendwelikedeachother,andgetoutofhere?完全赞成mallforthat.不AprilRonNo,April,Ron.我们需要纪念所有我们作为团体一起做过的事情Weneedtocelebrateeverythingthatwe,vedonetogetherasagroup.这是我们在这里的最后一天了Thisisourlastdayhere.谁知道我们何时还能这么重聚呢Whoknowswhenwellallbetogetherlikethisaga
5、in?打扰了你们好Excuseme.Hi.我房♥子旁边的公园有个秋千Theresaswinginaparknearmyhouse坏掉大概三个月了thatsbeenbrokenforaboutthreemonths.可能有办法把它修好吗Isitpossibletogetthatfixed?”一切皆有可能如果你追随梦想”Anythingispossibleifyoufollowyourdreams.JohnnyKarateJohnnyKarate.除了修好一架秋千Exceptgettingaswingfixed.我们实际上都不在这工作了Noneofusactuallyworkhere
6、anymore.两小时后办公室开门再来吧Comebackintwohourswhentheofficeisopen.谢谢-等下Thankyou.-Wait.实际上先生我们能帮忙Actually,sir,wecanhelp.我们能我们也会因为我们曾在这里的时候Wecanandwewill,becausewhenweusedtoworkhere,帮助人们就是我们的工作helpingpeoplewasourjob.忘掉那些老故事吧Forgetabouttheseoldstories.我们来创造个新的我们来修这架秋千1.etsmakeanewone.Let,sfixthisswing.公园与娱乐帮的最
7、后一程谁要加入OnelastridefortheParksandRecgang.Who,sin?行啊eah!*投票是四票比三票*JThevotewasfourtothreeJ*Donna说要把我扔掉*JDonnasaidtogetridofmeJ*但Ron有点慌了因为我的咖啡十分好喝*JButRonwassuspiciouscausemycoffeewasdeliciousJ别这样GaITy你现在是市长了Comeon,Garry.Yourethemayornow.留点尊严吧Havesomedignity.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第1213集第7季第12-13集好了所以首要事务Okay.So,
8、firstthingsfirst.Ben我需要你取消那趟上午11点飞往华盛顿的航♥班♥Ben,Ineedyoutocancelthat11:00a.m.flighttoWashington,D.C.,因为我们有太多工作要做了causewehavetoomuchworkhere.行我想到这种事情会发生的ep.Ifiguredsomethinglikethiswouldhappen,所以我预订了6点的备份航♥班♥soIbookedusabackupflightat6:00.我爱你你很完美你很懂我1loveyou.You,reperfect.Y
9、ougetme.我太开心能和你结婚了msogladIammarriedtoyou.我等不及修好那个秋千所以能把你的小屁♥股♥放进去了Icannotwaittofixthatswingsowecangetyourlittlebuttrightintoit.我知道很奇怪无所谓r能激励我Iknowitsweird.Whatever.Itmotivatesme.好的所以我们的下一步是什么Okay.So,whatisournextmove?我们在帮助这个人的探索中要做什么WhatdoWedoonthequesttohelpthisman?有谁记得吗Anyoneremember
10、?是的一张公园与娱乐设备征用表es.Aparksandrecreationequipmentrequisitionform.正确赫奇帕奇加五分CorrectFivepointsforHufflepuff.嗯一切现在都无纸化了Well,everythingspaperlessnow,and而我们没有人能登录所以没有电脑操作权限noneofushasalogin,socantaccessthecomputers.等等我这里有一张Hangon.Ihaveonerighthere.多亏了LeSIie的剪贴簿“深表纪念”ThankstoLeslie,sscrapbookThanksFormtheMemo
11、ries!1啊我就知道这些剪贴簿会派上用场的Ah!Iknewthosescrapbooksweregonnacomeinhandy.你做到了一如既往youcamethrough,likeyoualwaysdo.天啊我会想念你的God,mgonnamissyou.你的自信你的生活乐趣ourconfidence,yourjoiedevivre.EnVogueR&B女子团体那个你被踢出EnVogue组合的疯狂故事ThatcrazystoryaboutyougettingkickedoutofEnVogue.严格来说是我把她们踢出去了Technically,Ikickedthemout.你什么时候出发
12、去西雅图WhendoyouleaveforSeattle?等我拿到当地房♥产销♥售♥资格证AssoonasIgetmylocalreal-estatelicense.我跟一个老师结婚了我爱那个男人mmarriedtoateacher,andIlovetheman,但我也爱钻石手表butIalsolovediamondwatches.嗯不管发生什么Well,whateverhappens,我知道你肯定会过上一种激动而丰富的生活Iknowthatyouregonnaliveanexcitingandfulllife.西雅图2023315平方米带有美丽的普吉
13、湾景色3,400squarefeet,abeautifulviewofPugetSound,而且如果你朝窗外看andifyoulookoutthiswindow,你可以看到他们在太空针塔旁边建设新的太空草堆哇youcanwatchthembuildthenewSpaceHaystackaroundtheSpaceNeedle.-Wow!太空针塔西雅图著名地标我-我都看不见针塔了I-Icanhardlyseetheneedleanymore.我知道这才是关键Iknow.It,skindofthepoint.所以我们意向如何呢So,whatarewethinking?哇Wow!两个小时就卖&hea
14、rts;♥出去了吗Itsoldintwohours?你无法打败西雅图房♥地&hearts产♥rH场的oucannotbeattheSeattlereal-estatemarket.我觉得都是咖啡和合法大♥麻&hearts惹的祸Ithinkit,sallthatcoffeeandlegalmarijuana.让人们买♥♥♥房♥♥子的时候又快又不理智-嗯haspeoplewantingtobuyhousesquicklyandirrationally.-Mm.但这张巨大的佣
15、金支票然我想到-嗯哼Butthegiantcommissioncheckhasmethinkingabout.-Mm-hmm?Donna-Joe冒险旅程Donna-Joeadventurequest.哦我们要去哪Ooh!WhereareWegoing?嗯打不败去年了Well,itcantbeatlastyear.我觉得中韩真的是太美了Imean,MiddleKoreawassobeautiful.这是我的主意Heresmyidea-亚马逊-哦TheAmazon.-Oh!三周的旅程南美能提供的最好最贵的地方Threeweeks,thebestandmostexpensiveplacesSouth
16、Americahastooffer.我爱上了Iloveit.实话说现在工作的这些情况下我真的很需要这些Honestly,withthewayworkisgoing,Ijustneedthisrightnow.学校砍掉了数学社团Theschoolcutthemathclub.然后是数学Andmath.他们就不教数学了Theyjustdontteachmathanymore.哦我的小可怜老好人老师宝宝Aw.Mypoorlittledo-gooderteacherbaby.要不我们在沙发上蜷缩起来看个电影Whydontwecuddleuponthecouch,watchamovie,然后或许晚些时候
17、我会穿那件小红东西andthenmaybelater,Illwearthatlittleredthing?是的小红东西es.Theredthing.来让我来清Here,letmegetthis.打给撒旦的侄女CallSatansniece.嘿你要干啥Hey.Whatdoyouwant?而这是我在委内瑞拉的一个游船派对上当DJAndthisismedeejayingaboatpartyinVenezuela.S02E05SisterCity有点让我想起你和我在那呆的两周KindofremindedmeofthetwoweeksyouandIspentthere.哦是哦居然有这事儿-是的确实是Oh
18、,yeah.Thathappened.-Yeah,itdid.AprilApril!你来这儿干什么啊Whatareyoudoinghere?宝来坐下Babe,haveaseat.发生什么了Whatsgoingon?最近我第一百万次想到我找到你有多幸运Recently,IwasthinkingforthemillionthtimehowluckyIamtohavefoundyou,所以我决定款待你自己sovedecidedtotreatyo,self.你要给我买♥♥一堆皮手袋吗Areyougonnabuymeabunchofleatherhandbags?Donna要
19、拿你们通常用在旅行上的一部分钱Donnaisgoingtotakesomeofthemoneyyouusuallyuseonyourtrips通过我所在的基金会建立一个教育计划andestablishaneducationprogramthroughthefoundationIworkfor.它叫做“教会自己”It,scalledTeachYoSelf,而你和其他老师可以在校外教育计划上赚钱andyouandtheotherteacherswillgetmoneyforafterschoolprograms.教音乐艺术数学什么都行Formusic,art,math,whateveryouwan
20、t.宝贝这也太慷慨了但是Baby,thisisreallygenerous,but.我爱我们的旅行Iloveourtrips.而-而且实话说这是你的钱And-andhonestly,itsyourmoney.你应该花在自己想花的地方oushouldspendithowyouwant.这就是我想花的地方ThisiswhatIwant.我有过很多奇遇vehadalotofadventures.我一手引领了大圈耳环的流行Isingle-handedlystartedthatdoor-knockersearringtrend.我在意大利达人上得了第9名是啊Icameinninthin,ItalysGo
21、tTalent.1-Yeah.我在NASCAR做过车队后勤IservedonaNASCARpitcrew.我想要一种全新的冒险而Iwantanewkindofadventure,and.我想和你一起Iwanttotakeitwithyou.好吧我感觉到现在我该滚出去了Okay.Ihaveafeelingitstimeformetogetoutofhere.Pawnee2017这堆烂摊子是啥啊Whatisthismess?你们为啥都在我办公室Whyareyouallinmyoffice?我很冷静Iamcalm.我很感激Iamgrateful.我是CraigIamCraig.我们在进行帮助Pawn
22、ee人们的最后一次任务WeareononelastmissiontohelpthepeopleofPawnee.Craig你能给征用表签字加速进程吗Craig,canyousigntherequisitionformandspeedthingsup?你知道Craig我第一次见你的时候我想ouknow,Craig,whenIfirstmetyou,Ithought“这是个热爱自己工作的人”Thereisamanwholoveshisjob.然后我想“哦哇他太紧张了”AndthenIthought,Oh,wow.Hesintense.然后我想哦不他疯了”AndthenIthought,Oh,no.
23、Hesinsane.这个人有精神病我需要报♥警♥Thatpersonispsychotic,andIneedtocallthepolice.是啊经常都是这个流程eah.That,susuallythewayitgoes.但我就觉得你已经改变太多了ButIjustthinkyouvecomesofar,我也太高兴我们把公园部留在了你的手上andmsogladthatweareleavingtheparksdepartmentinyourhands.Pawnee2019*好笑但却是真事*JFunny,thoughitstrueJ*那些你做过的蠢事*JThosesilly
24、thingsyoudoJ*只让我更近你的心事*JTheyonlybringmeclosertoyouJ我的名字是CraigMiddlebrooksMynameisCraigMiddlebrooks.我是Tom的小酒馆这里的兼♥职♥侍酒师mthepart-timesommelierhereatTom,sBistro.而且我也是个非常好的歌♥手Andmaverygoodsinger!哼得漂亮老弟Nicecrooning,buddy.那边吧台的某位先生Thegentlemanoverbythebarthere给你送来了这杯酒.sentyouoverthisg
25、lassofwine.还有他的名片Andhisbusinesscard.“台风”好吧好吧Okay.Fine.我们今天聚在这里是为了见证CraigMiddlebrooksWearegatheredheretodaytojoinCraigMiddlebrooks和TyphoonMontalban的神圣婚姻andTyphoonMontalbaninholymatrimony.我不知道了我好害怕1dontknowaboutthis.mveryscared.哦就放松吧你这个胆小鬼Oh,justrelax,younervousNellie.你是对的我们彼此相爱ou,reright.Weloveeachot
26、her.而且减税真的非常可观Andthetaxbreakissubstantial.请伴郎送上戒指Willthebestmanpleasepresenttherings?祝你们好运二位Goodluck,youtwo.Typhoon我的爱人周年愉快Typhoon,mylove,happyanniversary.你有什么后悔的吗Doyouhaveanyregrets?没有一件事都没有Notone.Notasingleone.你有后悔的事情吗Doyouhaveanyregrets?你开玩笑吗上千件Areyoukidding?Thousands!最近的就是这个蹲鱼Mostrecently,thistr
27、out!Pawnee2017好了April和Andy我需要把这个归档Okay.AprilandAndy,Ineedtofilethis.有人想陪我去四楼吗Wouldanyoneliketoaccompanymetothefourthfloor?去地球上最奇怪地方的最后之旅吗好前排Onelastjourneytotheweirdestplaceonearth?Yes.-Shotgun!我-我们只川坐个电梯W-werejusttakingtheelevator.我要去按按钮我先抢了Igettopushthebuttons!Icalledit!哦-他先抢的Oh.Hecalledit.是啊我知道我听到
28、了eah,Iknow.Iheard.EthelBeavers我们需要吧这个归档拜托EthelBeavers!Weneedthisfiled,please.我们都数字化了Wevegonedigital.跟上时代吧你个反自动化分子Getwiththetimes,youLuddite.1.uddite勒德分子工业革命时期被机器取代而失业的工人天啊在Pawnee的所有地方里Man,ofalltheplacesinPawnee,我会最怀念四楼的一mgonnamissthefourthfloorthemost-吓人的壁画Thedisturbingmurals.不祥的灯光Theominouslighting
29、.怪异的人类Thecreepypeople.嗨AprilHi,April.我会想念Pawnee的食物的-mgonnamissthefoodinPawnee-塔可钟-肯德基必胜客TacoBell-KFC,PizzaHut.最重要的是我会想念你的LeslieAndmostofall,mgonnamissyou,Leslie.啊Andy所有这些东西包括我Ah.Andy,allofthosethings,includingme,都会在华盛顿继续陪着你的willstillbewithyouinWashington.这个感想太美好了Thatisabeautifulsentiment.是It.我只想说我们要
30、开始一段奇妙的冒险了Ijustwanttosaythatweareabouttoembarkonanamazingadventure.而无论发生什么Andwhateverhappens,只要知道Ben和我永远都愿意为你们帮忙justknowthatBenandIarealwaysthereforyou.华盛顿2022Macklin特工我需要你AgentMacklin,Ineedyou.有些贼想要偷走传说中的蛇洞蓝宝石SomethievesaretryingtostealthelegendarySnakeholeSapphire.什么别啊Whatthe.no!那颗蓝宝石有激活古巴导弹危机的能力T
31、hatsapphirehasthepowertoactivatetheCubanMissileCrisis!蛇洞小姐Ms.Snakehole.非常仔细地听我说1.istentomeverycarefully.你现在的处境极其危险ouareingravedanger.为了活下来Inordertosurvive,你必须按我说的一切来做oumustdoeverythingItellyou.该死啊MacklinDamnit,Macklin!我爱你掌控全局的时候Iloveitwhenyoutakecharge!我必须拥有你Imusthaveyou.我知道这违反协议但跟我做♥爱&hearts
32、;吧你这个傻瓜Iknowitsagainstprotocol,butmakelovetome,youfool!你这只野兽youanimal!等等认真的吗我-因为我现在就会做的Wait.Seriously?I-causeIwillgodothatrightnow.好吧日后再说好吧Okay.Raincheckthat,allright?他们来了Theyrehere.不给糖就捣蛋Trickortreat!哇看看他们啊Whoa!Lookatthem!给你们了你们这群小妖怪Hereyougo,youlittlemonsters!我爱这样你们是最棒的Ilovethis.Youguysarethebest.
33、我的爰人我们必须走了Mylove,wehavetogo.就把糖全部放一个碗里之类的Justputallthecandyinabowlorsomething.出什么事了Whatswrong?你把糖都吃完了吗Didyoueatallthecandy?没有吃了吗No!-Didyou?吃了但出的不是这个事es.Butthatsnotwhatswrong.就是看到外面的那些孩子们It,sjustseeingallthosekidsoutthere.宝Babe.我想在你里面放个宝宝Iwanttoputababeinyou,babe.Andy你知道我的立场的Andy,youknowwhereIstandon
34、this.谁的我会很爱我身体经历的一切棒极的改变es,Iwouldlovealltheawesomestuffmybodywouldgothrough.我是说如果这只意味着呕吐Imean,ifallitmeantwaspuking和到处长满奇怪的妊娠纹和静脉andgettingweirdstretchmarksandveinseverywhere,那就算我一个吧thensignmeup.但到最后我们会带一个孩子来到这个世界Butattheend,wevebroughtachildintotheworld.那就很恶心了-不啊Thatsdisgusting.-No.他们马上就会把那些恶心东西都擦掉
35、的Theywipeallofthedisgustingstuffoffofitimmediately.我想要个小April.IwantalittleApril.或者甚至是个小Orevenalittle.男孩AprilBoyApril.我知道我只是Iknow.Ijust.没法理解那种感觉Cantwrapmyheadaroundit.我们晚餐要迟到了Weregonnabelatefordinner.好吧-我们走Okay.-Letsgo.嘿-嘿Hey.-Hey.总是很喜欢看到Janet蛇洞和BurtMacklin的参与啊AlwaysnicetoseeJanetSnakeholeandBurtMack
36、lininthemix.你们扮的是谁啊Whatareyouguysdressedas?哦我是SandraDee.OConnorOh,mSandraDee.OConnor.懂了吗SandraDee力口上SandraDayOConnorGetit?SandraDeeplusSandraDayOConnor?谁是SandraDeeWho,sSandraDee?60年代著名青春女影星谁是SandraDayOConnorWho,sSandraDayOConnor?美国最高院首位女性大♥法♥官算了Forgetit而我是点灯人AndIamtheLamplighter,一个新角色来
37、自我全新的桌游续集acharacterfrommynewboard-gamesequel“邓夏尔之锥:特莫拉的寒风”ConesofDunshire:WindsofTremorrah.,Gameplay杂&hearts洁♥称之为惩罚性的复杂”GameplayMagazinecalleditpunishinglyintricate.哇Ben那也太酷了吧Wow,Ben.Thatissocool.那就是像好酷的一个打扮成的角色啊Thatis,like,suchacoolthingtodressupas.你知道April我理解你觉得锥子很没劲ouknow,April,Iknowyouthi
38、nkConesislame,但如果你就玩一次我向你保证你会爱上的butifyouplayjustonce,Ipromiseyouthatyouwouldloveit.好啊我们来玩啊Allright.Letsplay.真的吗-才不Really?-No.嘿孩子们在哪儿呢Hey,wherearethekidsat?我想打个招呼然后和他们三个同时摔跤Iwanttosayhiandwrestleallthreeofthematonce.哦他们在乔治镇和一些朋友讨糖吃呢Oh,theyretrick-or-treatinginGeorgetownwithsomefriends.今晚只有我们大人们rIt,sj
39、ustusgrown-upstonight.完全没有孩子Nokidsatall.嘿AndyHey,Andy.要不你来厨房♥帮我点忙呢Whydontyougivemeahandinthekitchen?所以.你需要帮啥So.whatdoyouneedahandwith?哦不我就是觉得你想聊聊Oh,no.Ijustthoughtyoumightwanttotalk.哇Whoa!哥们这也太厉害了吧Dude,thatsreallyslick.哈哦天那可是秘密特工级别的能力啊Ha!Oh,man.Thatssomesecret-agentstuffrightthere.所以April还是对孩
40、子的事情犹豫不决吗So,Aprilsstillonthefenceaboutkids,huh?是啊而我已经抓狂了大哥我太想要孩子了啊eah.Andmfreakingout,man.Iwantkidssobad.你知道昨天我在公园我看到这群八岁的孩子们笑着ouknow,yesterdayIwasatthepark,andIsawthisgroupof8-year-oldslaughing,玩着享受着playing,havingagoodtime.我几乎开始哭了Ialmoststartedcrying.确实我刚刚滑早冰摔了狗啃泥Granted,djustface-plantedonmyroller
41、blades.所以他们才在笑的Thatswhattheywerelaughingat.当然了Sure.真的很情绪化Itwasemotional.你了解April的她必须以自己的节奏想清楚ouknowApril.Shehastocometoitinherowntime.她会到那一步的Shellgetthere.如果她不会了呢Whatifshedoesnt?带走我们孩子中的一个我们不需要全部三个Takeoneofourkids.Wedontneedallthree.哦天啊Ben谢谢你Oh,myGod,Ben.Thankyou.哦不不我开玩笑的Oh.No,no.Iwaskidding.哦是啊Oh,y
42、eah.好吧继续讲啊Allright.Goahead.什么What?你要教育我说Andy和我怎么需要生孩子ouregonnalecturemeabouthowAndyandIshouldhavekids.你会是那种“他们好棒啊他们改变你的生活ouregonnabelike,Theyresogreat.Theychangeyourlife.”然后是的他们会把你遍疯And,yes,theydriveyounuts,“但是全都值了为了那些美妙和伟大butitsallworthitforthebeautyandthemajesty“以及他们清早小脸上的感激之类之类之类狗叫”andthegloryoft
43、heirlittlefacesinthemorningandblah,blah,blah,andbark.你知道为什么这事不公平吗因为你们太幸运了ouknowwhyitssounfair?Becauseyouguysgotsolucky.你们就做了一次爱然后就生了三个孩子ouhadsexonetime,andyouhadthreekids,而他们都就聪明优秀又健康andtheyreall,like,smartandgreatandhealthy.你觉得那是我们唯一一次做♥爱♥啊-是啊Youthinkthatstheonlytimewehadsex?-Yes!而现在你
44、们的生活完美了而我们的生活已经很完美了Andnowyourlivesareperfect,butourlifeisprettyperfectalready.而且你猜怎么着Andyouknowwhat?孩子和父母的表现完全相反所以你们的孩子才那么酷的Kidsacttheoppositeoftheirparents,sothatswhyyourkidsaresocool.但Andy和我已经很酷了所以我们的孩子就会就真的没劲而奇怪ButAndyandIarecoolalready,soourkidswillbe,like,reallylameandweird.对不起我就是不知道该怎么做了msorry
45、.Ijustdontknowwhattodo.请告诉我怎么做啊我要怎么做啊Pleasetellmewhattodo.WhatdoIdo?不是为了试着让你的生活变完美Itsnotabouttryingtomakeyourlifeperfect.没有人的生活是完美的Nobody,slivesareperfect.你们生孩子是因为你和Andy是一队的ouhavekidsbecauseyouandAndyareateam,而你想带来一些新的团队成员andyouwanttobringinsomenewteammembers.所以你觉得我们应该吗Soyouthinkweshould?我不知道你们应不应该生我真不知道1dontknowifyoushouldhavekids.Ireallydon,t.但我确实喜欢你们这支队伍ButIdolikeyourteam.
