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1、您好我是LeslieKnope我来这里Hello,IamLeslieKnope,andIamhere是参加公园部副主任岗位的面试tointerviewfortheDeputyParksDirectorjob.1.eslie这也太扯了1.eslie,thisisridiculous.就是你的工作拿着吧It,syourjob.Takeit.嗯我应该像其他人一样接受面试Well,Ishouldhavetointerviewjustlikeeveryoneelse.嗯-现在如果您看到我的简历Mm.-NoW,ifyoullseeonmyresume,我在公园娱乐部副主任的岗位上做了快十年Iheldthe
2、positionofdeputydirectorofparksandrecreationforalmosttenyears.我知道我以前是你老板Iknow.Iwasyourboss.我还在你的婚礼上牵你走红毯Ialsowalkedyoudowntheaisleatyourwedding.工作收下放我一马-来嘛Ron面试我啊Takethejobandleavemealone.-Comeon,Ron.Justinterviewme.别给特殊待遇嘛-好吧行Nospecialtreatment.-Okay,fine.你的信念中这个部门的根本目标应该是什么呢Whatdoyoubelieveshouldb
3、etheultimategoalofthisdepartment?公园的古老希腊版本是“集市”TheancientGreekversionoftheparkwastheagora,一个聚集的地方而来自各界的人士-agatheringplacewherepeoplefromallwalksofIife-你在写什么是好东西吗Whatareyouwriting?Isitgood?你觉得我们年度预算的最佳用途是什么Whatdoyouthinkisthebestuseofouryearlybudget?就写在部门名字里呢Itsrightthereinthename:维护我们美丽的公园Maintainin
4、gourbeautifulparks以及提供健康的户外娱乐方式andprovidinghealthyoutdoorrecreation.很抱歉Knope女士正确答案是msorry,Ms.Knope,thecorrectansweris“全部还给纳税人”Giveitallbacktothetaxpayers.看起来你和我有着根本不同的观念体系ItseemsyouandIhavefundamentallydifferentphilosophies.实话说我们能一起共事而没有互相谋杀已是奇迹Frankly,itsamiracleweeverworkedtogetherwithoutkillingea
5、chother.日安-哈哈够啦Goodday.-Ha,ha,okay.别浪费时间啦就告诉我这份工作是我的了Nomoregoofingaround.JusttellmeIhavethejob.我还有很多人需要见Ihavealotofotherpeopletomeetwith.保持联♥系♥-Ron拜托可是我啊llbeintouch.-Ron,comeon,itsme.给我特殊待遇啊Givemespecialtreatment.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第11集第6季第11集好的回到老会议室的第一个晨会Okay,firstmorningmeetingbackintheol
6、dconferenceroom.这是什么Whatsthis?哦这里展示的是每个人的精神狗狗Oh,itshowseveryonesspiritdogs.那条是你-你们觉得我是边牧吗Thatonesyou.-Youguysthinkmabordercollie?很明显我是可卡犬啊Soobviouslyacockerspaniel.精神狗狗委员会几周前就已经裁决了Thespiritdogcommitteeruledonthatweeksago.没有上诉环节-没有Thereisnoappealsprocess.-No.完全的我完全懂这个梗Totally.minonthejoke.我理解但或许我们应该别
7、讨论Igetit,butmaybeweshouldstoptalking你们离谱的狗狗选择然后回去工作aboutyourinsanedogchoicesandgettoworking.典型的边牧什么都要控制住Classicbordercollie.Hastocontroleverything.完全的Totally.日程第一条我要把我柠檬水摊子的主意Firstontheagenda:mgonnabringmylemonadestandidea提交给小企业联盟tothesmallbusinesscoalition,一只小鸟告诉我已经确定无疑了andalittlebirdietoldmeit,sal
8、readyinthebag.我能来个啥啥吗-啥CanIgetawhat-what?-What?啥-谢谢What?-Thankyou.不啥主意No.Whatidea?1.afayette公园里那个热炖汤摊子的老板要退休了ThefellawhorunsthehotstewstandinLafayetteParkisretiring,所以Pawnee的新任商业联络人-Tom-soPawneesnewbusinessIiaison-Tom-出去找到了印第安纳兄弟果汁公♥司♥wentoutandgottheIndianaBrothersjuicecompany租给他们作为柠檬
9、水摊-哇torentitoutasalemonadestand.-Wow.此夕卜我还下载了这个屋♥爆的appPlus,Idownloadedthisdopeapp在我说一些很棒的话时开香槟thatpopschampagnewheneverIsaysomethingawesome.Tom那也太棒了我知道啊而且只要九块钱Tom,thatsgreat.-1know.Anditwasonly9bucks.不我是说柠檬水-No,Imean,theIemonade-无所谓:嗯我开始做环境影响调查而Ronnevermind.Well,Iwillstartdoinganenvironmental
10、impactstudy,andRon,你可以做一些人口统计学研究别费心了Lez-Knoyoucandosomedemographicresearch.-Dontsweatit,Lez-kno.Tommy会招呼好每一个细节的Tommystakingcareofeverylastdetail.我没有能帮上忙的吗NothingIcandotohelp?好吧Okay.哦Oh.我可以帮你们把这个扶正Icanstraightenthisforyou.就这样Therewego.哦LarryOh,Larry.我们在整个市政厅到处柏照WevebeentakingpicturesalloverCityHall给我
11、们没出生的孩子展示我们如何认识toshowourunbornbabywherewemet.你介意吗-哦天啊我很荣幸Wouldyoumind?-Oh,mygosh.Iwouldbehonored.所以你们这对疯孩子什么时候结婚啊Say,whenareyoucrazykidsgonnagethitched?嗯你知道实际上我们有阵子没讨论了Well,youknow,actually,wehaventdiscusseditinawhile.不那件事退居二线了No,itskindoftakenabackseat.嗯你知道各人意愿不同Well,youknow,toeachhisown,但你们俩看起来确实是
12、很相爱的butyouguysreallyseemlikeyoureinlove.而我看到一对情侣用你们这样的眼神看着彼此AndwhenIseeacouplewholookateachotherthewayyoudo,我不知道了就让我觉得Idontknow,itjustmakesmethinkthat或许这个疯狂的世界会没事的maybethiscrazyworldisgonnabeokay.那真的讲了好久啊Thatliterallywentonforever.我以为你永远都停不下来了呢Ithoughtyouwerenevergonnastoptalking.但现在你停下了Butnowthatyo
13、uhave.AnnPerkinsAnnPerkinsj愿意和我结婚吗willyoumarryme?哇饼干屑Wow.-Crackerdust.呃我是说行啊当-当然我-我们来吧Uh,Imean,yes,of-ofcourse,l-let,sdoit我能喝一口你的水吗拜托CanIhaveasipofyourwater,please?哦不不不我-我有点洁癖Oh,no,no,no.m-mabitofagermaphobe.哦不不完全理解Oh,no,no,totallyunderstand.AnnPerkins.-我就咳出来吧AnnPerkins.-mgonnacoughitout.我想和你共度余生Iwo
14、uldliketospendtherestofmylifewithyou.我爱你Iloveyou.我也爱你Iloveyoutoo.我完全没想到是这样的状况NopartofthisishowIpicturedit.我以为再吃一块饼下能把它咽下去但我错了Ithoughtanothercrackermightpushitthrough,butIwaswrong.我们好好做吧-是啊1.etsdothisright.-Yeah.我们去买♥♥个订婚戒指1.etsgogetanengagementring.好的Yes.真是个美妙的瞬间啊Thatwasabeautifulmomen
15、t.你们好啊法国-嗯Heno,France!-Mm.你们喜欢那个奶酪吧Youguysenjoyingthatcheese?它是未经消毒的Itsunpasteurized.那是啥意思What,sthatmean?未经消毒的我不在乎我不在乎Unpasteurized?-1dontcare.Idontcare.实际上在这个国家里是违法的Technically,itsillegalinthiscountry.我从巴黎偷运回来的IsmuggleditbackfromParis.总之我想让你们把我的办公室当成一个俱乐部Anyway,Iwantyouguystothinkofmyofficeasaclubh
16、ouse,完全的开放政策totalopen-doorpolicy.我想做你们老板的同时也做你们的朋友Iwannabeyourfriendaswellasyourboss.你什么情况啊Whatthehelliswrongwithyou?你加入邪教了吗我能加一个吗Areyouinacult?CanIjoin?我们牺牲Larry-哦April1.etssacrificeLarry.-Oh,April.这是我任市政经理的第一天Itsmyfirstdayascitymanager,所以我选择开放式办公时间来打破沉默somholdingopenofficehourstobreaktheice.Chris一
17、直都是那个好人Now,Chriswasalwaystheniceguy让所有人都开心而我负责抡锤子thatmadeeveryonehappy,whileIbroughtdownthehammer.但现在他走了我必须两手都抓了Butnowthathe,sgone,Ikindofhavetodoboth.所有人都是最棒的我们要削减假期了Everyoneisthebest.Werecuttingvacationtime.我们来吃维生素这也太辛苦了1.etseatvitamins.Thisisexhausting.稍微听一下1.istenrealquick.我有些超级酷的新规定Ihavesomesup
18、ercoolnewrules.哦挺好同时也是超级强制性的Oh,nice.-Thatarealsosupermandatory.呃我们不能再用Facebook了吗Uh,wecantuseFacebookanymore?你认真的-对的哦Areyouserious?-Thatsright.严重浪费时间降低生产力Massivetimewaster.Killsproductivity.嘿保洁部Hey,sanitation.听着我们来聊医保吧1.isten,letstalkhealthinsurance.你们部门现在没有了Yourdependentsdonthaveitanymore.吃点违法奶酪吧Hav
19、esomeillegalcheese.市政厅区域内禁止使用手♥机♥吗NocellphoneusageonCityHallproperty?那不公平啊我的手♥机♥是我避免工作的方式啊Thatsnotfair,mycellphoneishowIavoiddoingwork.卫生间休息需限制在五分钟以内Bathroombreaksshouldbelimitedtofiveminutes?我五分钟之内可洗不了一个澡Icantshowerinfiveminutes.看他表现得好像挺放松但是See,hesactingallloosey-goosey,
20、but那小家伙绷得太紧了他会断掉的thatlittledudeswoundsotight,hesgonnapop.*嘿保洁部*JHey,sanitation*保洁部今晚大驾光临了*JsanitationinthehousetonightJ哦我们的精神狗狗去哪儿了Oh,whathappenedtoourspiritdogs?我想出了个好太多的游戏Icameupwithawaybettergame.看看你们的精神袋鼠吧Beholdyourspiritkangaroo.Tom你是一只红袋鼠Tom,youareablueflyer.我也是你和DOnna也是SoamI.SoareyouandDonna.
21、然后看看Ron看看RonAndlookatRon.LookatRon.我是说-Imean-Ron不是完全看着像红袋鼠吗DoesntRonlookexactlylikeablueflyer?没有那么多种类的袋鼠Therearentthatmanydifferenttypesofkangaroos.无论如何挺不错的游戏对吧朋友们Eitherway,hellofagame,right,guys?展示即将开始了所以Tom你进行到那一步了在我的Presentationsareuponus,so,Tom,whichstepareyouatin1.eslieKnope项目准备超级系统里TheLeslieKn
22、opeProjectPreparednessSuperSystem?是哦你进了市议会之后我们有点没做那个了Yeah,onceyougotonthecitycouncil,wekindastoppeddointhat啥啊Tom不你可不能丢下What?Tom,no,youcannotdrop1.eslieKnope项目准备超级系统啊TheLeslieKnopeProjectPreparednessSuperSystem.它经历了数千次政♥府♥展示的洗刷ItwasdevelopedoverthousandsOfgovernmentpresentations在我过去十年的展
23、示里一直更新呢thatIgaveoverthepasttenyears.这就是我的灵魂-嗯我有我自己的系统Itismyverysoul.-WeILlhavemyownsystem.第一步冷静一点点Stepone:Chilloutabit.第二步上去搞定Steptwo:Getupthereandripit.那就是你的计划吗搞-搞定吗Thatsyourplan?To-toripit?1.eslie这是Tom的项目1.eslie,thisisTom,sproject.或许你该让他川他的方式做Perhapsyoushouldlethimdothingshisway.当然是啊你可能就该搞定Sure,ye
24、ah,youshouldprobablyjustripit.我觉得那比Ithinkthatsbetter使用一个行之有效的80步系统thangoingwithatriedandtrue80-stepsystem而导致-原话是-thatledto-andIquote-“最详尽的我们敢说有时Themostthoroughand,darewesay,attimes,见过最过度准备的展示“over-preparedpresentationthatweveseen.而是的这句话来自Andyeah,thatquotecamefrom印第安纳灌溉和排水蓝绶带座谈会theIndianablueribbonpa
25、nelonirrigationanddrainage.行那我回到你的系统Fine,llgobacktoyoursystem.你在这可是大人物-大袋鼠Yourethebigdogaroundhere.-Bigkangaroo.然后谢谢Andthankyou.嗯是我走了一阵子Well,yeah,Iwasgoneforawhile这里情况有点不同了但这还是我的地盘啊andthingsarealittledifferentaroundhere,butthisisstillmyhouse.这个公园游戏是我发明的啊孩子Iinventedthisparksgame,son.哦Oh.该死他们什么时候在这放了个
26、灯啊Damnit!Whendidtheyputalamphere?嘿蓝衣男孩们Hey.Theboysinblue?啊我能为你们做什么做Ah,whatcanIdoforyou.for?我们收到情报称有食物违法进口的情况Wegotatipaboutsomefoodenteringthecountryillegally.不.不不不不不不不这-这只是奶酪啊兄弟们Nono,no,no,no,no,no,no.Thi-itsjustcheese,guys.呃我从法国买♥♥的Uh,IgotitinFrance.好吧你重新进入美国时在海关申报了吗Okay.Didyoudeclare
27、itonyourcustomsformwhenyoureenteredthecountry?我们需要你到局里来一下Weregonnaneedyoutocomedowntothestation.我很肯定没那个必要msurethat,snotnecessary.我们就-这真的是很好的奶酪啊1.etsjust-thisisreallygoodcheese.你们应该尝尝你是想贿赂我们吗Youshouldtrysome.-Areyoutryingtobribeus?不啊哦天啊我投降No!Oh,God.Isurrender.上前一步-好吧好Stepforward.-Okay,okay.这也太激动了This
28、issoexciting.嗨乡亲们大日子是什么时候啊Hi,folks.Whensthebigday?我假设这应该是你知道Iassumethisisa,youknow.哦不这不是奉子成婚Oh.No.Thisisntashotgunwedding,虽然是的她是怀孕了although,yes,sheispregnant,而且是的我们今天才刚刚决定结婚and,yes,wedidjustdecidetogetmarriedtoday.我们没通知家人或者选择婚礼场所Wehaventtoldourfamiliesorchosenavenue,但这不是奉子成婚butitsnotashotgunwedding.
29、我们已经计划两个月了Wevebeenplanningoursformonths.你们不敢相信要有多少事情要做Youwouldntbelievehowmuchthereistodo.婚礼请帖座位安排颜色上题舞蹈课程Invitations,tablesettings,colorscheme,dancelessons.而那些还只是为了彩排宴会Andthatsjustfortherehearsaldinner.哦Oh.认真的那些只是为了彩排宴会Seriously,that,sjustfortherehearsaldinner.那听起来好复杂啊Thatsoundselaborate.我们做的只是在车地图
30、上输入了“珠宝店”AllWedidwaspunchjewelrystoreintoourcarGPS.记得那个浪漫瞬间吗ChriSYourememberthatromanticmoment,Chris?我当时在加油Iwasgettinggas.不我不记得了No,Idontrememberit.嘿Tom我不想来烦你之类的Hey,Tom,Idontmeantobugyouoranything,但我注意到我的超级系统活页夹关着呢butInoticethatmysupersystembinderisclosed.只是检查下你有没有机会完全重新熟悉Justcheckingthatyouhadachanc
31、etorefamiliarizeyourselfentirely.是啊翻过一遍了看起来不错Yeah,flippedthroughit.Looksgood.哈你在撒谎Huh.Yourelying.我沿着边上放了一缕毛Iplacedasinglestrandofhairalongtheedge,而那秘密-缕依然完好andthatsecretstrandisunbroken.是谁的头发是棕色的啊Whosehairisthat?Itsbrown.看起来你甚至不在乎你的展示1.ook,itseemslikeyoudontevencareaboutyourpresentation.正好相反我正在努力工作呢
32、Aucontraire.mworkingonitrightnow.而展示最重要的部分是什么呢Andwhatsthemostimportantpartofapresentation?内容展示Content.-Thepresentation.好吧Tom你需要实在的数据Okay.Tom,youneedharddata.你需要事实来表达观点Youneedfactstomakeyourcase.然后你需要两条有趣的引文和一条激发灵感的Andthenyouneedtwofunnyquotesandaninspirationalone.你知道的一个经典的哈-哈-嗯Youknow,aclassicha-ha-
33、hmm.你看我觉得你需要从我的系统中学到一些1.ook,Ithinkyouneedtotakeapageoutofmysystem然后冷静一点点好吗我能搞定的andchilloutabit,okay?Igotthis.好吧行我相信你Okay,fine,Itrustyou.但我觉得你会输的你就像是个定时炸♥弹♥ButIthinkyouregonnafail,andyou,reatickingtimebomb.说什么呢-没啥祝你好运Whatsthat?-Nothing,goodluck.这是根麋鹿毛-是的Thisisanelkhair.-Yes.是活页夹安全最有效的毛发
34、你知道的RonItsthemosteffectivehairforbindersecurity.Youknowthat,Ron.如果TOm做出那个展示IfTomgivesthatpresentation,对他以及这个部门都会是完全的灾难itisgoingtobeatotaldisasterforbothhimandthedepartment.我不看着这件糟糕事情发生而坐视不理Icannotsitidlybyandwatchthisterriblethinghappen.我是说我几乎也不能看着好事发生坐视不理Imean,Icanbarelysitidlybyandwatchgoodthingsh
35、appen.我们有几个海关人员Wevegotacoupleofcustomsagents从边境过来他们可不开心了comingdownfromtheborder,andtheyarenothappy.我不敢相信啊我完全没违过法啊Icantbelievethis.Ineverbreakthelaw.我甚至没乱穿过马路从没吗veneverevenjaywalked.-Never?我是说我-我-我-所有人偶尔都会啊Imean,I-I-I-everyonedoesitsometimes.就加进罪名吧Justaddthattothecharges.哎呀哎呀哎呀我们有你的指纹记录呢Well,well,wel
36、l,wegotahitonyourprints.看起来你在科罗拉多州有税收欺诈啊SeemsyourewantedfortaxfraudinColorado?什么What?我甚至都没去过科罗拉多州veneverevenbeentoColorado.我是说我曾在丹佛逗留过Imean,IhadalayoverinDenveronce.天啊你连编都编不通顺了对吧Man,youcantkeepyourstorystraight,canyou?别啊-哦Comeon!-Oh.海关的人现在来了Herecomesthecustomsguysnow.伙计们交给你们了Fellas,hesallyours.你被恶作剧
37、啦Yourepranked.你该看看你脸上的蠢表情Yougottaseethestupidlookonyourface.来看看我拍了张照Checkthisout.Itookapicture.经典哦-你看起来有点紧张Classic!-Youseemedalittleuptight觉得我们可以跟我们的新老板玩耍一下Thoughtwedhavesomefunwithournewboss.哇这-你们吓到我了Wow.Thi-yougotme.真厉害让我觉得我要死在联邦监狱里了Goodone,makinmethinkIwasgonnalikedieinfederalprison.啊真是超级有趣Ah,tha
38、tssuperfunny,你们这群淘气包youscamps.炖汤现在Stu我知道你在考虑退休的事了Now,Stu,Iknowthatyourethinkingaboutretiring,但我来是请你重新考虑and1amheretoaskyoutoreconsider.你怎么说Whatdoyousay?让Lafayette那个摊了继续开下去KeepthatLafayetteParkstandopen,继续开着炖汤像以往一样pumpinoutthestewlikeyoudo.我不知道啊Idontknow.我很期待和我老婆一起呆着mlookingforwardtospendingtimewithmy
39、wife,开♥发♥一些新爱好workingonsomenewhobbies.我在想要不要开始做浓汤Iwasthinkingaboutgettingintobisques.Stu这么多年你已经是公园部系统里的主要部分了Stu,youhavebeenastapleintheparksdepartmentsystemforyears.退休是给鸟准备的你会很无聊的Retirementisforthebirds.Youregonnabesobored.我要这么说是因为你需要听到mgonnasaythisbecauseyouneedtohearit.去他的浓汤Screwbisq
40、ue.非常有道理呢-是啊Thatmakesalotofsense.-Yeah.现在如何现在我要做什么Whatnow?WhatdoIdo?嗯我们需要说服商业委员会把你留下Well,weregonnaneedtoconvincethebusinesscounciltokeepyouaround,但那就不是你需要担心的事情了butthatsnotforyoutoworryabout.我会搞定的你就继续炖你该炖的吧1Itakecareofit.Youjustkeeponstewinwhatyoustew.谢了LeSlieThanks,Leslie.这值得来敬一个Thiscallsforatoast.S
41、usan炖汤檄谢谢Susan?Stewflutes,please.啊Ah.敬炖汤Tostew.嗯哦天啊Mm.Oh,myGod.这也太烫了-嗯哼Thatsveryhot.-Mm-hmm.祝贺你们这个挺美的Congratulations.Thisisabeauty.如果你们想我可以在戒指上刻下日期Ifyoulike,Icouldengravethedateontheinsideoftheband.那可能会有点难因为我们没讨论过这个Thatmaybetough,causeweactuallyhaventdiscussedityet.我们可以刻上“2014“或者”待定”-等等Wecouldengrav
42、e2014orTBD.-Hangon.如果我们俩都没想过这些事情IfneitherofushaseverthoughtaboutthisStUff那可能是有原因的thenmaybetheresareason.仔细想的话我们已经Whenyouthinkaboutit,wearealready比大多数已婚的人都更已婚了moremarriedthanmostmarriedpeople.对吧你看我们要一起生孩子了我们要搬去一个新城市Right?1mean,werehavingachildtogether.Weremovingtoanewcity.你让我开着门撒尿Youletmepeewiththedo
43、oropen我就能看完实习医生格蕾的大结局soIcouldwatchtheendofGreysAnatomy.那真是一个精彩的季终集Thatwasafantasticseasonfinale以及一部真的是无止境情感过山车的剧集andashowthatisliterallyanever-endingrollercoasterofemotion.我是说为什么要花几千块Imean,whyspendthousandsofdollars只为了再确认我们已经知道的justtoreaffirmwhatwealreadyknow,也就是我们彼此相爱呢-那也太美了whichisthatweloveeachoth
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