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1、从字幕里整理出来,可能有些过失,将就着看吧Season1episode01sexandthecity,zOnceuponatime,anEnglishjournalistcametoNewYork.Elizabethwasattractiveandbright.andrightawayshehookedupwithoneofthecitystypicallyeligiblebachelors.Thequestionremains-isthisreallyacompanywewanttoown?Timwas42zawell-likedandrespectedbankerwhomadeaboutt
2、womillionayear.Theymetoneevening,intypicalNewYorkfashionzatagalleryopening.Likeit?Yes,actuallyIthinkitsquiteinteresting.What?IfeellikeIknowyoufromsomewhere.Oh,doubtful.LonlyjustmovedherefromLondon.London?ReaIIyVThafsmyall-timefavoritecity.Itis?Absolutely.Itwasloveatfirstsight.Youknow,Ithinkperhapsih
3、avemetyousomewherebefore.Fortwoweekstheysnuggledwenttoromanticrestaurantshadwonderfulsexandsharedthemostintimatesecrets.Onewarmspringday,hetookhertoatownhousehesawinSundayzSNewYorkTimes.Howaboutifwestartatthetopandworkourwaydown?Therearefourbedroomsupstairs.Doyouhaveanychildren?Notyet.Thatday,Timpop
4、pedthequestion.HowdoyouliketohavedinnerwithmyfolksTuesdaynight?dloveto.OnTuesdayhecalledwithsomebadnews.Mymothersnotfeelingverywell.Oh,goshzmsorry.CouldWetakearaincheck?Ofcourse.TellyourmumIhopeshefeelsbetter.Whenshehadntheardfromhimfortwoweeks,shecalled.TimzitsElizabeth.Thafsanawfullylongraincheck.
5、Hesaidhewasuptohisearsandthathedcallherthenextday.HeneverdidcalI.Bastard.Shetoldmeonedayovercoffee.Idontunderstand.InEngland,lookingathousestogetherwouldhavemeantsomething.ThenIrealizednoonehadtoldherabouttheendofloveinManhattan.Welcometotheageofun-innocence.NoonehasbreakfastatTiffanySandnoonehasaff
6、airstoremember.Instead,wehavebreakfastat7:00amandaffairswetrytoforgetasquicklyaspossible.Self-protectionandclosingthedealareparamount.Cupidhasflowntheco-op.Howthehelldidwegetintothismess?Therearethousandsmaybetensofthousandsofwomenlikethisinthecity.Weallknowthemandweallagreetheyregreat.Theytravel,th
7、eypaytaxesztheyllspend$400onapairofManoloBlahnikstrappysandals,andtheyrealone.ItsliketheriddleoftheSphinx.Whyaretheresomanygreatunmarriedwomenandnogreatunmarriedmen?IexplorethesesortsofissuesinmycolumnandIhaveterrificsources:myfriends.Whenyoureayoungguyinyour20s,womencontrollinztherelationships.Soby
8、thetimeyoureaneligiblemaninyour30s,youfeellikeyourebeingdevouredbywomen.Suddenly,theguysareholdingallthechips.Icallitthemid-30spowerflip.Itsallaboutageandbiology.Imeanjfyouwanttogetmarriedzit,stohavekids,right?Andyoudon,twantdoitwithsomeoneolderthan35,youhavetohavekidsrightawayzandthatsaboutit.Ithin
9、kthesewomenshouldjustforgetaboutmarriage.andhaveagoodtime.Ihaveafriendwho,dalwaysgoneoutwithextremelysexyguysandjusthadagoodtime.Onedayshewokeupandshewas41.Shecouldntgetanymoredates.Shehadacompletephysicalbreakdown,couldntholdonherjobandhadtomovedbacktoWisconsintolivewithhermother.Trustme,thisisnota
10、storythatmakesmenfeelbad.Mostmenarethreatenedbysuccessfulwomen.Ifyouwanttogettheseguyszyouhavetokeepyourmouthshutandplaybytherules.Itotallybelievethatloveconquersall.Sometimesyoujusthavetogiveitalittlespaceandthatsexactlywhat,smissinginManhattan,thespaceforromance.Theproblemisexpectations-olderwomen
11、donztwanttosettleforwhatsavailable.Bythetimeyoureachyourmid-30syouthink,zwhyshouldISettIePwYouknow?Itsliketheolderweget,themorewekeepself-selectingdowntoasmaller&smallergroup.WhatwomenreallywantisAlecBaldwin.TheresnotonewomaninNewYorkwhohasntturneddown10wonderfulguysbecausetheyweretooshortortoofator
12、toopoor.vebeenoutwithsomeofthoseguys-theshort,fatpoorones.Itmakesabsolutelynodifference.Theyarejustasself-centeredandunappreciativeasthegood-lookingones.Whydontthesewomenjustmarryafatguy?Whydonttheyjustmarryabigfattuboflard?HappybirthdayzdearMirandazHappybirthdaytoyouAnother30-somethingbirthdaywitha
13、groupofunmarriedfemalefriends.Wewouldallhavepreferredacelebratoryconferencecall.Youweresaying?LookJfyoureasuccessfulsinglewomaninthiscity,youhave2choices:youcanbangyourheadagainstwallandtryandfindarelationshiporyoucansayscrewit”,andjustgooutandhavesexlikeaman.Youmeanwithdildos?No.Imeanwithoutfeeling
14、.SamanthawasaNewYorkinspirationpublicrelationsexecutive.Sheroutinelysleptwithgood-lookingguysintheir20s.RememberthatguyIwasgoingoutwith?oh,god,Whatwashisname?Drew.Drewzthesexgod.Right,AfterwardsIdidn,tfeelathing.ltwaslike,hey,babe,Gottago,catchyalater.AndIcompletelyforgotabouthimafterthat.Butareusur
15、ethatisn,tjustcausehedidntcallyou?Sweetheart,thisisthefirsttimeinthehistoryofManhattanthatwomenhavehadasmuchmoneyandpowerasmen,plustheequalluxuryoftreatingmenlikesexobjects.Yeahzexceptmeninthiscityfailonbothcounts.Imeantheydon,twanttobeinarelationshipwithu,butassoonasyouonlywantthemforsex,theydontli
16、keit.AllofaSuddenlytheycantperformthewaythey,resupposedto.Thatswhenyoudumpthem.Oh,comeonzladieszarewereallythatCynicaRWhataboutromance?Yeah!Whoneedsit?ItslikethatguyzJeremiah,thepoet.imean,Thesexwasincredible,butthenhewantedtoreadmehispoetryandgoouttodinnerandthewholechatbitzandmIikezLetsnotevengoth
17、ere.Whatareyousaying?Areyousayingthatyourejustgonnagiveuponlove?Thatssick!Nozno,no.believemeztherightguycomesalong,andyou2here,thiswholethingsrightoutthewindow.Thatsright!Listentome!Therightguyisanillusion.understand7andStartlivingyourlife!Soyouthinkitsreallypossibletopulloffthiswholewomenhavingsexl
18、ikementhing?YoureforgettingTheLastSeduction.Youreobsessedwiththatmovie.Okay!LindaFiorentinofuckingthatguyupagainstthechain-linkfence.AndneverhavingoneofthoseGod,whathaveIdone?epiphanies.Ihatedthatmovie.Wasittrue?WerewomeninNewYorkReallygivinguponloveandthrottlinguponpower?Whatatemptingthought.Youkno
19、wzmbeginningtothinktheonlyplacewhereonecanstillfindloveandromanceinNewYorkisthegaycommunity.Itsstraightlovethatzsbecomecloseted.StanfordBlatchwasoneofmyclosestfriends.Heownedatalentagencywhoatthemomentwasdowntoasingleclient.Sozareyoutellingmethatyoureinlove?HowcouldIpossiblysustainarelationship?Youk
20、nowDerektakesuplikeathousandpercentofmytime.Dontyouthinkthatsabitobsessive?Carrie,mapassionateperson.HiscareerisallIcareabout.Whenthatsundercontrol,thenIcanconcentrateonmypersonallife.Stanford,hesanunderwearmodel.WithabillboardinTimesSquare.OhzmyGod,dontturnaround.TheloatheofyourlifeisatthebanItwasK
21、urtHarrington.AmistakeImadewhenIwas26.and29.and31.Carriezdontevengothere.WhatPdoyouthinkmamasochist?Themanisscum.Good.BecauseIdonthavethepatiencetocleanupthismessforthefourthtime.WillyouRelax.?!donthaveashredoffeelingleft.ThankGod.Now.ifyoullExcuseme,Ihavetovisittheladiesroom.Carrie!Itwastruezlnolon
22、gerfeltathingforKurt.Afteralltheseyears,Ifinallysawhimforwhathewas-aself-centeredwithholdingcreepzwhowasstillthebestsexIeverhadinmylife.HoweverJdidhavealittleexperimentinmind.KurtiWowzwhatareyoudoinghere?Hey,babe.Godzyoulookgorgeous.Thanks.So,howslife?Notbad,cantcomplain.You?OhzYouknow,justwritingth
23、ecolumn,theusual.Sofyouseeinganyonespecial?Notreally.You?Oh,justacoupleofguys.Butyoulookgood,though.Sodoyou.SozWhatareyoudoinglater?Ithoughtyouwerenttalkingtomefortherestofyourlife?Whosaidanythingabouttalking?Whatdoyousaytomyplace,threeoclock?Alright.Seeyouthere.Areyououtofyourmind?Whatthehelldoyout
24、hinkyouredoing?OhzCaImdown,itsresearch.OhzGod!Oh,Kurt!KurtwasjustlikeIremembered,Better.Becausethistimetherewouldbenoneofthatmessyemotionalattachment.Alrighty.Myturn.Oh,sorry.Ihavetogobacktowork.What?areyoukidding?Youzreserious?-Ohzyeahpletely.Butllgiveyouacall.Maybewecandoitagainsometime?Yeahzbut.A
25、sIbegantogetdressed,Irealizedthatddoneit.djusthadsexlikeaman.Ileftfeelingpowerful,potent,andincrediblyalive.IfeltlikeIownedthecity-nothingandnoonecouldgetinmyway.Numberone,hesveryhandsome.HereyagoNumbertwozhesnotwearingaweddingring.NumberthreezheknowsIcarryapersonalsupplyofultratexturedTrojanswithth
26、ereservoirtip.Thanksalot.Anytime.LaterthatnightzSkipperJohnstonmetmeforcoffeeandconfessedashockingintimatesecret.Thankyou.Doyouknowthatithasbeenlikeayear?Really?Idontunderstandthat,youresuchaniceguy.Thatstheproblem.youknow,mtoonice,youknow7maromantic.Ijusthavesomuchfeeling.Areyousureyourenotgay?No!m
27、sensitiveandIdontobjectifywomen.Youknow,mostguyswhentheymeetagirlzthefirstthingthattheyseeis.uhz-Youknow.Pussy?Oh,God,oh!Ihatethatword.Dontyouhaveanyfriendsthatyoucanhookmeupwith?No,theyretoooldforyou.Ilikeolderwomen.Maybe.MaybemyfriendMiranda.When?Tomorrownight.Wereallgoingdowntowntothisclub,Chaos.
28、Great.Donttellhermnice.MirandawasgonnahateSkipper.Shedthinkhewasmockingherwithhissweetnatureanddecidehewasanasshole.Thewayshehaddecidedallmenwereassholes.Hello?HeyzCarriezitsCharlotte.Hey,sweetie.HeyJook,IcantmeetyouguysfordinnertomorrownightbecauseIhaveanamazingdate.Withwho?CapoteDuncan,hesupposedl
29、ysomebigshotinthepublishingworld.Doyouknowhim?DidIknowhim?Hewasoneofthecitysmostnotoriouslyun-gettablebachelors.Wait,wait.Dontevenanswerthatquestion,becausezfrankly,Idontcare.Andanotherthing,mnotbuyingintoanyofthatwomenhavingsexlikemencrap.Ididntwanttellheraboutmyafternoonofcheapandeasysexandhowgood
30、itfelt.Allright,fine,Listen,haveagoodtimezandpromisetotellmeeverything.WeIIJfyourelucky.Bye.Alright,bye.FridaynightatChaos.ltwasjustlikethatbarinCheerswhereeverybodyknowsyourname.Exceptheretheywerelikelytoforgetitfiveminuteslater.Still,itwasthecremedeIacremeofNewYorkwhippedintoafrenzy.Sometimesyougo
31、tasoufflezsometimescottagecheese.Itislikeamodelbombexplodedinthisroomtonight.Isthereawomanhereasidefrommethatweighsmorethana100Opounds?Iknowjtslikeundereatersanonymous.Thatsfunny,Skippy.Skipper.Ihavethistheorythatmensecretlyhateprettygirlsbecausetheyfeelthattheyretheoneswhorejectedtheminhighschool.R
32、ightzButifyourenotpartofthebeautyOlympicszyoucanstillbecomeaveryinterestingperson.Areyousayingthatmnotprettyenough?No,no.no,ofcourseyouare.Soipsofacto,Icantbeinteresting?Womenfallintooneoftwocategories,beautifulandboring,orhomelyandinteresting?Isthatwhatyousay,Skippy?No,thatsnotwhatImeant.Excuseme,i
33、sthisyourhandonmyknee?No.AllrightzLetskeepthemwhereIcanseethem,allright?Welljguessyoumustfindmebeautiful,orinteresting.IwasabouttorescueSkipperfromanincreasinglyhopelesssituation,whensuddenly.heyheyLuckyme,twiceinoneweek.WeIIzIdon,tknowifyouaregoingtobegettingthatlucky.Youknow,Iwasreallypissedoffthe
34、wayyoulefttheotherday.Youwere?Yeah.ThenIthought,howgreat!YoufinallyunderstandthekindofrelationshipIwantandnowWecanhavesexwithoutcommitment.Yeahzright.Sure,Iguess.SowheneverIfeellikeitzIIgiveyouacall.Yeahzplease.wheneveryoufeellikeit.ifmalone,mallyours,right.Ilikethisnewyou.Callme.Yup.Ididntunderstan
35、d,didallmensecretlywanttheirwomenpromiscuousandemotionallydetached?AndifIwasreallyhavingsexlikeamanzwhydidntIfeelmoreincontrol?Youseethatguy?HesthenextDonaldTrumpzecepthe,syoungerandmuchbetterlooking.Hi.Doyouknowhim?No,veneverseenhiminmylife.Heusuallydatesmodels,but,heyzmasgoodlookingasamodel,plusIo
36、wnmyownbusiness.Samanthahadthekindofdeludedself-confidencethatcausedmenlikeRossPerottorunforPresidentzAnditusuallygotherwhatshewanted.Well,ifyourenotgonnahitonhim,Iwill.AndthereshewentzofftotakeherbestshotwithMnBig.Meanwhile,CharlotteYorkwaspassingthemostsplendideveningwithCapoteDuncan.Wanttogobackt
37、omyplaceandseetheRossBleckner?dlovetozbutitsreallygettinglate.Noproblem.Whatyearwasitpaintedagain?89.ThoughCharlottewasdeterminedtoplayhard-to-get,shedidntwanttoendtheeveningtooabruptly.Well.Maybejustforaminute.Thiscouldeasilygoforahundredgrand.Rossissohotrightnow.ltsbeautiful.No,yourebeautiful.Than
38、kyou.fortonight.Ihadawonderfultime.Well,itwasmypleasure.Ihavetogetupreallyearlytomorrow.llgetyouacab.Charlottetoldmelaterthatshethoughtshedplayedtheentireeveningflawlessly.So,whatareyoudoingnextSaturday?mhavingdinnerwithyou.HeyzheyzyouregoingtotheWestSide,right?Right,WestFourthandBankzplease.HeyzSco
39、otover;willyou?TwoStopsiFourthandBankandwestBroadwayandBroom.YouregoingtoChaos?Ohzyeah.Why?LookJunderstandwhereyourecomingfromandItotallyrespectit.ButIreallyneedtohavesextonight.BackatChaosJhingswereswingingintohighgear;andSamanthawasputtingthemovesonMr.Big.vebeensmokingcigarsforyearszbackwhentheywe
40、reterminallyuncool.vegotthisgreatsourcethatsendsmeHondurans.Doyouwanttotryone?No,thankyou.Youcantfindthemanywhere.Cohibas-thatsallismoke.Look,IdothePRforthisclub,andIhavethekeytotheprivateroomdownstairs.Really?Youwantaprivatetour?Nothankszbutmaybeanothertime.Meanwhile,SkipperJohnstonwashopelesslysmi
41、ttenwithMirandaHobbes.Wherearewegoingnow?Listen,Skippy,youknow,youreallyareanicesweetguy,but.OhzIunderstand.Goodnight.Mirandatoldmelaterthatshethoughthewastoonicezbutthatshewaswillingtooverlookoneflaw.AndCapoteDuncanfoundhisfixforthenight.Whereisit?lwannaseetheRossBleckner.WaitzLater.Oh,listen.lgott
42、agetupreallyearly,andzactuallyzyoucantstayover.Cool?SurezIhavetogetupearlytoo.Taxi!TaxiIAndsoanotherFridaynightinManhattancrepttowardsdawn.Tai!AndjustwhenIthoughtIwouldhavetodotheunspeakable-walkhome.Well,getinforchristzssakes.WherecanIdropyou?72ndStreetandThirdAvenue.HaveYougotthat,Al?Yes,sir.Sowha
43、thaveyoubeendoinglately?Youmeanbesidesgoingouteverynight?Yeah,imeanzwhatdoyoudoforwork?Wellzthisismywork.msortofasexualanthropologist.Youmeanlikeahooker?No.IwriteacolumncalledSexAndTheCity.rightnowmresearchinganarticleaboutwomenwhohavesexlikemen.Youknow,Theyhavesexandthenafterwardstheyfeelnothing.Bu
44、tyourenotlikethat.Well,arentyou?Notadrop.Notevenhalfadrop.Wow.Whatswrongwithyou?igetit.Youveneverbeeninlove.Ohzyeah?Yeah.SuddenlyIfeltthewindknockedoutofme.Iwantedtocrawlunderthecoversandgorighttosleep.Thanksfortheride.Anytime.Wait.Haveyoueverbeeninlove?Abso-fucking-lutely.Season1episode02vModeIsand
45、mortalswLastnightMirandagotinvitedtoadinnerpartybyamanshehardlyknew.ShewasthedateofNickWaxier;asuccessfulsportsagentwhooncesaidshehadnicelegs.Moviestarsyoudhavelikedtof*kwhentheywereyoung.Aliveordead?Itdoesntmatter.llstart.VeronicaLakewhenshemadeSullivansTravels.Dave?dhavetosaySophiaLoren.Mydadhadth
46、isthingforher.-Wewontgothere.MontgomeryClift.-Hewasgay.MarilynMonroezbeforetheKennedysgottoher.BingCrosby.Istandbymychoice.SeanConneryzyesterday,todayandtomorrow.Forafirstdate,Mirandafeltlikeshewashittingitoutoftheballpark.-Thanks.-SohowlonghaveyouknownNick?Wevebeenridingthesameelevatorlineforyears.
47、Wehadlunchafewweeksagozandthenheinvitedmeheretodinner.-Well,weadorehim.-Hesverysmart.-Hetookourultimatumseriously.-Deanne.Whatareyoutalkingabout?TheytoldMirandathatNickhadthisthingformodels.Oldmoviestarsyoudhavelikedtof*kwhentheywereyoung.Illstart.VeronicaLakeztheyearshemadeSullivansTravels.-Dave?-d
48、havetogowithSophiaLoren.Probably,mydadhadathingforher.-MontgomeryClift.-MarilynMonroe.BingCrosby.-Yvette?-Idontknow,CharlieSheen?Theydcometodinner;pushtheirfoodaround,andpout.-VeronicaLake.-SophiaLoren.-MontgomeryClift.-MarilynMonroe.-BingCrosby.-Marissa?She.hadtomakeaphonecall.Itgottobeaproblem.The
49、ydecidedtotakeaction.Cantyoufindawomanwhocancarryonadecentconversation?-YeahzNickzandeatwithoutpurging.-Whatareyousaying?Youcantbringaroundanymoremodels.Itstoodepressing.OK,OK,llseewhatIcando.-Andthenhebroughtyou.-Soobviouslynotamodel.-Inagoodway!-Nickdatesmodels?Mirandaconfrontedhim,anditdidnttakehimlongtofold.No,itstrue,itstrue,OK?-mobsessed.-Obsessedwithmodels.-Correct.-SoamIyourintellectualbeard
