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1、大家好你好啊Hello.Hello.瞧瞧这架势这是女人得知Checkyouout.Thatstheenergyofawoman自己有没有怀孕之后才有的松弛感whojustfoundoutshespregnantornotpregnant.不我足松了口气No,mrelieved.50岁一过能松一口气别提多开心Whenyoureover50,relieflookslikejoy.我把空置的卧室挂出去了1putthatsparebedroomupforrent.好像已经找到租客了ThinkIalreadyfoundatenant.真希望你不用租出去Ijustwishyoudidnthavetodot
2、his.那也是没办法的事总得多搞点钱吧Ah,youdowhatyougottodo.Icouldusetheextramoney毕竟我现在要原价在贩售机上买♥♥东西了sincempayingfullpriceatthevendingmachineagain.外加我几年之前还做了一个Plus,Imadethatterriblefinancialdecision不那么明智的财务决定allthoseyearsago.离婚吗-重金下注76人队Gettingdivorced?BettingontheSixers?我选择当了老师1becameateacher.Ahh姑娘找室友前
3、至少可以试一下Girl,atleasttryapassive-incomesidehustle找个被动收入的副业吧beforearoommate.就我们说话这会儿我的聊天机器人Igotachatbotwritingeulogies已经为九个人写了悼词forninepeopleaswespeak.在网上挂出自己的居住地址Barbara：Ijustdontfeelgoodaboutyou我总觉得不太舒服givingoutyouraddresstostrangersonline.太不安全了Itsnotsafe.要是他们杀了你怎么办Whatiftheykillyou?我会没事的好吧mgonnabefi
4、ne.Okay?我用的是假名字和假地址Iusedafakenameandaphonyaddress,我在租♥房♥♥广&hearts浩♥上写了“温馨开阔的次卧”andmyIistingjustsaidcozyguestsuitewithaview,在同城网这代表“空间逼仄”whichisCraigslistspeakforit,scramped.然后跟一个叫莱斯特的书呆子发了邮件AndIe-mailedwiththisverynicenerdnamed1.ester他信用不错语法甚至更好,withgreatcreditandevenbett
5、ergrammar.我觉得这次指定能成Igotagoodfeelingaboutthis.各位听我说Guys,guys,Ithinkmysearch我觉得我找房♥子的噩梦要结束了foranewplacetoliveisover.在见了几个不理想的室友Aftersomenotsoidealmeetups学会了不用真名见面whereIlearnedtostopusingmyrealname别在自我介绍处写“热爱拥抱”之后orlistgreathuggerintheAboutMesection我早说过你-我发现一间Itoldyou.Ihavefound温馨开阔的景观次卧theperfe
6、ctcozyguestsuitewithaview.你就是莱斯特1.ester?你是米尔德里德Mildred?你竟然要跟雅各布一起住了Barbara:YouandJacoblivingtogetheris我知道这是上帝的安排IknowitsGodswill,但他老人家也太幽默了buthesgottenawfullycreative.好吧我总不能选那个从不用除臭剂的Okay.Youwantedmetopickthehairlesscatbreeder无毛猫饲养员吧whodoesntbelieveindeodorant?等等是无毛猫饲养员Wait,isitthewomanthat,shairles
7、s还是无毛猫饲养员orthecatsarehairless?要不你再找找Maybeyoucouldjustkeeplooking.其他地方要么是我预算的两倍Everywhereelseiseithertwicemybudget要么有3小时的通勤ora3-hourcommute.3小时也没那么长啦Imean,threehoursisntforever.大家静一下Hearye,hearye.今天把天家召集起来是想宣布一个Um,sovegatheredyouallheretodaytotellyou非常特别的试点（飞行）项目aboutaveryspecialpilotprogram大家一定会很喜欢的
8、Ithinkyouregonnabeexcitedabout.我70年代就做过飞行项目Ialreadydidapilotprograminthe70s,但具体飞到了哪里或飞机上有什么butIcanttellyouwhereIflew我不能说orwhatwasontheplane.好吧这个试点项目Okay,well,thisisapilotprogram是要让图书管♥理♥员♥进校园tobringlibrariansintoschools,要从阿伯特小学开始andwerestartingwithAbbott.我打算把当地图书馆学的Igottheideato
9、bringinlocalgradstudents研究生引入小学校园inlibrarysciences.他们可以借此积累工作经验Theygettocheckofftheirexperiencerequirements,我们可以有位真正的图书管♥理♥员♥多赢andwegetareallibrarian.Everybodywins.尤其是我但这和我无关Especiallyme,whichthisisntabout.阿伯特是最适合推行试点的学校Abbottstheperfectschoolforthistrial,有这么多位杰出的老师withitsmanydi
10、stinguishedteachers却没有一位图书管♥理♥员♥anditszerolibrarians是啊Yes.所以请大家欢迎我们这位酷酷的Sodliketointroduceyoualltotheverycool罗莎琳伊内兹女士新来的图书管♥理♥员♥Ms.RosalynInez,yournewlibrarian.谢谢谢谢大家Thankyou,thankyou.Thishas这是我多年的梦想Thishasbeenadreamofmineforyears.也是我重回学校的原因ItsactuallywhyIwe
11、ntbacktoschool.很高兴这个项目终于成真了Justexcitedtoputthisprogramtowork.又是一位成熟睿智的女人Anothergrownwomanofsubstance.孩子们会喜欢这顶帽子的Andthekidsaregonnalovethathat.那帽子下都能藏个复活节火腿了YoucouldhideanEasterhamunderthathat.我很期待认识mjustlookingforwardtogettingtoknow你们每一个人eachandeveryoneofyou.欢迎大家踊跃反馈意见Wellbeusingthefeedbackthatweget
12、fromyouall学区将由此决定todetermineifthedistrict是否在全市范围内推行该项目shouldimplementtheprogramalloverthecity.一定会的耶Whichtheywill.Soyay!好了在伊内兹女士开工之前AlrighsobeforeMs.Inezdigsin,还有谁要提问吗doesanyonehaveanyquestions?有你们知道雅各布要跟梅丽莎同居了吗Yeah.DidyouknowthatJacobismovinginwithMelissa?太疯狂了对吧Thatscrazy.Right?抱歉这是俩问题我的错Oh,sorry.Th
13、atstwoquestions.Mybad.你需要帮忙吗Oh,youneedhelp?不了谢谢你Uh,no.Thankyou.这是最后一箱了ThisisThisisthelastofthem.我知道Iknow.看起来好重啊对吧Sothatlooksheavy,huh?沉死个人Brutally.我做了通心粉1.isten,Imadeputtanesca,但我只会做12个人的量but1onlyknowhowtocookfor12,你要是想吃的话我给你来一盘soifyouwantsome,Illmakeyouaplate.你必须5分钟之内给我答复“Butletmeknowinthenextfivem
14、inutes,因为我爱看的节目要开始了becausemyshowscomingon.嗯新泽西娇妻Oh,um.RealHousewivesofNewJersey五分钟后也要开始isalsooninfive,我必须第一时间追更的and1-1simplymustwatchitlive.天我也要看这个Okay,thatsmyshow.不会吧是的No.Yes开什么玩笑没开Stop.Iwillnot因为拍的太好了啊It,sItsamasterpiece.我必须知道向联调局告发特蕾莎的是谁IhavegottoknowwhocalledthefedsonTeresa.她自己的狂妄自大呗Thehubrisalo
15、ne.还有马奇是个什么情况AndwhatsupwithMarge?说辞一会儿一变Alwayschangingupherstory.因为她狡猾得Becausesheissneaky.可怕Ashell.不知不觉中你就已经跟一个Beforeyouknowit,youreinarelationship与你父母一样的人生活在了一起withsomeonewhoisjustlikeyourparents.加里和我爸爸简直一模一样Garywasadead-ringerformydad.扎克基本上就是我妈妈AndZachwasbasicallymymom.开什么玩笑Areyoufreakingkiddingme
16、?我最爱酸奶油和洋葱了Ilovesourcreamandonion.咸咸的很好玩It,ssosaltyandplayful.跟老马奇一样Both:1.ikeMargeSr.天社会科学已经被你重贴了标签Okay,youalreadyrelabeledthesocialsciences?我以为你会用精简版的杜威十进分类法IthoughtyouwouldusetheabridgedDDC,但这种分类太清晰了吧butthisclassificationisjustsothorough.珍妮你见识过r吗当然Janine,haveyouseenthisyet?Yes,yes.我还带着自己的第一张借书证Ia
17、ctuallyhavemyveryfirstlibrarycard.还让当地的图书管♥理♥员♥签了名Igotthelibrarianfrommylocalbranchtosignit.你真是个图书馆迷啊Youareverypassionateaboutlibraries.我就是喜欢一切井井有条的样子Ijustlovehoworganizedeverythingis.上周我光是找一本1.astweek,ittookmetwohours时间管理的书就花了俩小时tofindabookontimemanagement.现在再找书Rosalyn：Wel1.thi
18、ngsaregonnabe可就方便多了mucheasierforyoutofindnow.失陪一下Excusemeforasecond.Mm-hmm.你好我帮你办一下借阅手续吧Oh,hey,Icouldjustcheckthoseoutforyou.不用了我只是来拿基本Oh,noneed,mjustgrabbingsomebooks供孩子阅读课读读formychildrensreadinghour,我这就走andmonmyway.没事我帮你简化下手续Well,letmemakeiteasyforyou.这就是我的作用所在啊Itiswhymhere.你来找我我帮你办借阅Youcometome,I
19、checkoutthebooks你把书还我我帮你办归还youreturnthebooks,Iput我会借书谢谢mfamiliarwithhowlibrarieswork.Thankyou.你当然会啦Ofcourse.Mm.看起来这本已经被人预定了1.ookslikethisone,salreadybeenreserved,但我可以把你名字填上下次再借butIcanputyournameintogetitnext.好吧我就借这几本吧Okay,sure,Illjusttakethose.你确定佩妮上厕所AndyouresurethatPennyGoestoPotty被人预订r吗hasbeenres
20、erved?因为我每次过来都能Because,Imean,eachtimeIcomeinhere毫无障碍地取走我学生很喜欢这本书的andtakeitoutseamlessly,mystudentsloveit.好吧这是本参考书Ooh,and,uh,thisoneisareferencebook.不能带出图书馆的Thatstaysinthelibrary.芭芭拉一直想要这样一位管♥理♥员♥Aw,Barbarahaswantedthisforsolong看她多高兴1.ookhowhappysheis.还有这几本哦Anddontforgetthese.Oh.
21、我们必须守住Werereallytryingtostick每次最多借三本的上限toacheckoutlimitofthreebooks.行吧Fine.咱们的新任图书管♥理♥员♥太有序了Ournewlibrarianisveryorganized.哼我不喜欢看我的Yeah.Idontlikeit.Illhandleit.你以为自己是学校女王吗Youthinkyourethequeenoftheschool?第五屠宰场Slaughterhouse-Five?我上个月才开始读这本的Istartedreadingthislastmonth,但还没读到屠宰场bu
22、titdisappeared这本书就消失不见了beforeIcouldgettothepartaboutslaughterhouses.我直了之前的系统Well,Icheckedtheprevioussystem,也就是一份写在餐巾纸上的借阅单whichwasjustasign-outsheetonanapkin,然后找到这个学生要求他归还andaskedthestudenttobringitback,他们照做了whichtheydid.你就像个赏金猎人Yourelikeabountyhunterforbooks.这小子穿的是什么啊Whatisthatboywearing?我得去打趣一下Ooh
23、,Igotagoodone.雅各布你这衬衫哪来的Hey,Jacob,wheredyougetthatshirtfrom?是啊他穿多好看啊对吧我早说了吧Yeah,itlooksgoodonhim,right?See?Toldya.你知道我今天穿它来上班有紧张吗CanyoubelieveIwasnervoustowearittoschooltoday多亏了梅丽莎早餐时为我鼓劲untilMelissapumpedmeupatbreakfast?约翰逊老师你这双鞋哪来的Hey,Mr.Johnson,wheredyougetthoseshoes?废墟山的吗Crappos?这里是探索Nowisthetim
24、eforustoexplore和激发想象力的天堂andfindsomethingthatpiquesourimaginations.对了别忘记每人只能借三本Oh,anddontforgettheresa3-booklimit.霍华德老师你好Uh,hey,Mrs.Howard.Hello.你收到那封邮件了吗Uh,didyougetthee-mailwiththelink里面有个链接点开是图书馆的班表toscheduleatimetousethelibrary?我很久前就开始这么做了Oh,vebeendoingthisalongtime.这段时间已经安排给七年级Um,theseventh-grad
25、eclasshasscheduledtime的一节研究项目课了toworkonaresearchproject,两个班一起上andhavingmultipleclassesinhere恐怕会让大家分心isjustdistracting,mafraid.很抱歉msorry.你是在让我学生Areyouaskingmystudents,我的文字和文学热爱者myscholarsofwordsandletters,离开图书馆toleavethelibrary?我很乐意帮你们班安排一段Iwouldbehappytohelpyouscheduleatimeforyourclass能全方位享受图书馆的时间to
26、havefulluseofthelibrary,如果使用谷歌♥文档时需要我帮忙andpleasefeelnoshameinlettingmeknow千万不要不好意思告诉我ifyouneedmyhelpusingtheGoogleDoc.我当然知道谷歌♥医生是什么Oh,IknowwhataGoogledoctoris.图书管♥理♥员♥项目进展挺顺利吧othelibrarianprogramisgoingwell,right?超顺利Itsgreat.伊内兹女士会根据我们班的课程大纲Ms.Inezhasbeensettingasi
27、debooks预留相关书籍thatalignwithmyclass,scurriculum我从没见过学生们如此热爱阅读Imean,Iveneverseenthekidssoexcitedaboutreading.我就知道是个好主意Iknewthiswasagoodidea.图书馆到了他的管♥理♥员♥Itslikealibrarianforthelibrary.咄太对了Duh.Youknow?Exactly.芭芭拉你说咱们的图书馆多棒啊Oh,hey,Barbara,howgreatisthelibrarynow?轮船找到了他的船长Acaptainfort
28、heship.可不是吗珍妮Oh,itsjustgreat,Janine,你可以从小脸上看到asyoucanseebythesetinylittledisappointedfaces不让从图书馆借书他们有多失望thatwerenotallowedtocheckbooksoutofthelibrary.天呐我真抱歉Um.0h,myGod,mmsosorry.为什么不让他们借书Uh,whywerenttheyallowedtocheckoutbooks?因为这个图书馆跟那些新开的时髦餐厅一样Becausethelibraryisbookedout全都订满r里面那个likesomenewhiprest
29、aurantwithahostess高傲无礼的服务员thathasnorespectforthepatrons不但漫天要价还要把你的thatcamebeforetheystartedcharging$25饮料给点燃tosetyourdrinkonfire.我觉得这个图书馆顷RNow,Ithinkitsobviousthatthereneedstobe必须要改一改了somechangestothislibraryprogram.毕竟谁也不想留下消极反馈Oh,Iwouldhatetoleavebadfeedback.嗨芭芭拉我就是来问问看Hey,Barbara.Ijustwantedtocheck
30、in因为你似乎有点不高兴becauseyouseemedalittleupset.烦扰吧Perturbed.这个图书管♥理♥员♥项目如果需要改进Well,iftheresanythingIcandotoimprove欢迎告诉我thelibrarianprogram,Iwouldlovetoknow.项目增加了借阅难度Itisaddingalevelofdifficultythat,往大了说那就是扼杀了ifanything,isstifling我的学生对阅读的兴趣mystudentsinterestinbooks.好吧嗯Okay.Um.好的这个意见我能解
31、决Alright.Thatisfeedback1canworkwith.你的话对我至关重要Yourwordholdsatonofweightwithme.谢谢你珍妮Thankyou,Janine.不应该谢谢你No.Thankyou.Youknow,我一定不会让塑造我的女人失望mgonnamakethisworkforthewomanwhomoldedme.我本来只是一摊黏土Iwasalumpofclayononeofthose,um在那个你知道就是那个一圈圈thethingsthattheclaythattheclayspinson转着的东西上-陶器轮吗theclay-spinningThep
32、otterywheel.对陶器轮看仍在被你塑造Apotterywheel.See?Stillmolding.我这就回去研究怎样才能mgoingtogetbacktoworkandfigureout让孩子们看书更方便howtomakeitbetterfortheIittles.瞧好咯牛仔Howdy,cowboy.天太引起舒适了Oh!Thatissosatisfying.搭建这种小场景Oh,mygosh,there,sjustsomethingabout真是太解压了buildingatinyscene.我真想住在巴黎这家咖啡馆里IwanttoliveinthisParisiancafe.需要我把剩
33、下的意大利面打包好Hey,youwantmetopackuptherestoftheziti你明天拿走当午餐吗foryoutotakeforlunchtomorrow?我明天午餐还是自己买♥♥吧Uh,IthinkIshouldpickuplunchtomorrow.雅各布你要是不喜欢我的意面就直说Jacob,ifyoudontlikemyziti,justsayso,我这就从窗户跳出去andIwillheavemyselfoutthatwindow.不是你有注意到今天约翰逊先生哭了之后No,no,itsjustthat.Didyouseewhathappenedto
34、day大家的状况吗withMr.Johnsonwhenhecried?我觉得咱俩的友谊打破了某种平衡Ithinkourfriendshipisthrowingoffthedynamics.今天我吃了一盒写了你名字的饭TodayIateoutofaTupperwarethathadyournameonit.约翰逊先生以为我在偷吃你的午餐AndMr.JohnsonthoughtIwasStealingyourfood,他以为大家都是这样的sohedecideditwasafree-for-all所以吃了芭芭拉的午餐andateBarbaraslunch.然后芭芭拉变得很暴躁AndthenBarba
35、rawassocranky她喝光了最后一杯咖啡thatshedrankthelastcupofcoffee也没煮壶新的导致格雷戈里太累了withoutmakinganewpot,andGregorywasthensotired忘记关上花♥园♥里的水管thatheleftthehoseoninthegarden.所以孩子们满脚泥泞地Andthenthatswhythekidstracked走进了我的教室allthemudintomyclassroom.我去找约翰逊先生擦地AndIwenttofindMr.Johnson.但他还在哭我只能自己收拾好Buthewassti
36、llcrying,soIhadtocleanitupmyself看到了吗一片大混乱See?Its-It,sIt,schaos.我觉得咱们就该假装Ithinkweshouldjustpretendlikenothing咱俩之间一切如常-没错haschangedbetweenus.Oh,yeah.我们得对这段友谊保密Wegottakeepourfriendshipasecret我可不想每天擦地becauseIcannotbemoppingeveryday.太对了Yeah,exactly.只能为大局牺牲了It,sasacrificeforthegreatergood.也是为了守护住这份美好Itals
37、oprotectswhatwehave.接下来我们还有Andnowwhatwehave.2号♥放松项目booknooknumbertwo.也可能是我内♥裤♥的衬垫Orcouldbemypantyliners,让我们一起找出答案吧but,hey,letsfindouttogether.哦原来是Anditis巴黎圣母院laNotre-DamedeParis.谢谢你亚马逊尊享Merci,AmazonPrime.狼一天都没吃东西了Thewolfhadn,teatenallday.芭芭拉的反馈有如神助)anine:Barbarasfeedbackisagift没
38、有她的反馈Imean,withoutit,我怎么知道项目需要更新呢Iwouldnthaveknowntoupdatetheprogram.在她智慧的点化下我在这个项目中安排出Herwisdomgavemetheideatocaterpartoftheprogram一部分内容培养小读者的兴趣specificallytogettingpre-readersexcitedaboutbooks.所以我就吹啊吹啊SoIllhuffandllpuff.我要把你的房♥子全吹跑AndIllbllll-owyourhousedown.你觉得咋样挺酷的吧Whatdoyouthink?It,spret
39、tycool,huh?我觉得她把孩子们搞得太兴奋TIthinkshesgettingthemalittlebittooexcited.一个小时后就要午睡了Naptimeisinanhour.小孩子的日常是一个微妙的平衡Thekindergartendayisadelicatebalance很容易被打乱的thatcanbeeasilyupset.他不能再吹了Hecouldn,tpuffanymore.,现在轮到大家了Nowitsyourturn.然后我吹呀吹呀Children:Andllhuffandllpuff我要把你的房♥子全吹跑andllblowyourhousedown!哦
40、不你们太过分了太过分了Oh,no,it,stoomuch!It,stoomuch!我也有同感llsay.霍华德老师我把房♥子吹倒了Mrs.Howard,Iblewdownthehouse.霍华德老师你怎久读不了这么好Mrs.Howard,howcomeyoudontreadthisgood?我也会配音啊Icandovoices.我擅长许多有趣的声音Iamveryadeptatmanyamusingsounds.看Watch.我是一头猪Iamapig.我是一只狼Iamawolf.我是一个图书管♥理♥员♥AndIamalibrarianwho
41、thinks觉得自己可以改变这里的一切thatIcanjustchangeeverythingaroundhere.我想Ah,Ithinkuh我想我还是坐这儿吧Ithinkllsitoverhere.那么我就坐这边离你远点Well,inthatcase,Iwillsitoverhereawayfromthere.行吧看来咱俩的关系就这样了Yeah.GuessthatsjusthowitisbetweenherandI.嘿谁看到握笔矫正器了Hey,anybodyseenthepencilgrips?有人吗Hello?行行吧行吧Cool.Coo1.cool.不知道这两个人中啥邪了Idontknow
42、whatsgoingonwiththesetwo,但我觉得不妙butIdontlikeit.室友就像还有心形表情Roommatesbelike.heartemojis.你在给雅各布发短♥信♥吗YoutextingJacob?什么没有管好你自己的事What?No.Mindyourownbusiness.不是你想的那样It,snotwhatyouthink.你俩还在斗表情Youresharingmemes.我和很多人都斗表情Isharememeswithalotofpeople.同事之间都会这么干Yeah,that,scommonpracticebetweenco-wo
43、rkers.同一间房♥里的两个人互发哈哈哈哈哈Twopeopletextingeachother1.O1.sinthesameroom.你们俩是好友-请别告诉别人Youtwoarefriends.Pleasedon,ttellanyone.我们还没准备好公开关系Werenotreadyforpeopletoknow.好吧但你俩在玩一个危险的游戏Alright,butthisisadangerousgameyoureplaying.好了同学们讲故事时间到Alright,students,itsstorytime.我们能去图书馆吗Canwegotothelibrary?不行亲爱的这不
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