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1、芭芭拉你跑哪去了你应该替他盯防的Barbara,wherewereyou?Youresupposedtobeguardinghim!享受比赛伙计享受比赛Playthegame,man.Playthegamel欢迎收看第一届Welcometothefirstteachersvs.students师生篮球募款大赛B-ballgamefundraiser.哈哈作为家长会主席我负责担纲HahalAspresidentofthePTA,Iputthison.我收5美元一个人的门票Icharge$5ahead,但在支付DJ的和健身房♥租金费用后butaftertheDJfeesandgymr
2、ental,我们能有大约700美元的盈余weregonnabedownabout$700.好了集中注意来Alright,yall.Focusnow.Comeon.穿插Uh.Cut!我来-这里Icut.Here!他都说了穿插Oh,hesaid,Cut,投篮吧芭芭拉Shootit,Barb!你去投吧Youshootit!你干嘛你就该投篮的Oh!Comeon!Shouldveshotit!不不要你不能这样Melissa:No!DontYoucant!犯规技术犯规Foul!Technicalfoul!你罚我吧挑战Giveittome,then.Arguing你还挑战又挑战啊Gimmeanotheron
3、e!Gimmeanotherone!投篮吧芭芭拉投篮快投篮Shootit,Barb.Shootit.Shootitl消停了吧Staydown!艾娃噢Ava.Oohl传球给我Barbara:Givemetheball.三四五Three,four,five.快投篮Andshoot!好耶Yes!全队就我了mcarryingthisteam!牛牛YeslYes!你这是乌龙球Thewrongbasket.格雷戈里很遗憾我要错过你的专题讨论了Gregory!mbummedweremissingyourpanel.Oh.记住最好的问应Remember-thebestresponse总是要带着笑容istheo
4、negivenwithasmile.知道了谢谢但我宁愿和你们一起去学区里Noted.Thankyou.ButdratherbedoingCPRtraining去接受心肺复苏术培训atthedistrictwithyouall.什么可你马上要参加关于What?!You,regonnabeonapanel教育未来的专题讨论了aboutthefutureofeducation!你很快就会享受人生中高光时刻Youreabouttohavethetimeofyourlife.这可能不是我理解的有趣Eh,itsnotexactlymyideaoffun.是啊你能理解的有趣Yeah,well,youride
5、aoffun就是收集稀有的茶匙is,like,collectingrareteaspoons.我觉得和其他教育工作者交流也一定很酷Iguessitllbecooltalkingwithothereducators.也许我会学到一些东西Maybelllearnsomething,但除此之外那不过是一个轻松低调的夜晚butotherthanthat,itsaneasy,low-keynight.看看看看Barbara:Well,well,well!Jacob:Ooh!你确定你们两个Areyousurethetwoofyou是去参加同一场活动吗aregoingtothesameevent?是的芭芭拉
6、Yes,Barb.你为什么不能穿得帅一点呢Whydontyoulookbetter?因为这不过是教育工作者之间的普通专题讨论Becausethisisamodestpanelofeducators而且今天是周二speakingmostlytofelloweducatorsonaTuesday.我穿得很得体啊mdressedappropriately!也许是在周一吧Melissa:MaybeforaMonday.你今天怎么了Whatisupwithyoutoday?我不知道Idunno.这次可是高端局好吗ThisistheThunderdome.Okay?我联谊会姐妹兼竞争对手克里斯特也会去My
7、sororitysister/rival,Crystal,isgonnabethere.我们相互看不顺眼但谁先承认就意味着谁失败Wehateeachother,butadmittingthatmeansdefeat,所以格雷戈里我们必须赢下这次的专题讨论so,Gregory,wehavetowinthispanel.今晚感觉如何Howarewefeelingabouttonight?绝对不会腹泻我只能告诉你这么多Definitelynotdiarrheal,Illtellyouthatmuch.所以我的图书管♥理♥员♥计划So,thesuperinte
8、ndentmakeshisfinaldecisiontonight是否可以在全区推行onwhetherornotmylibrarianprogram学区督导今晚会做出最后的决定isgonnabeinstituteddistrict-wide.我还打算和许久没见的阿伯特的朋友IalsohaveCPRtraininginabit去参加心肺复苏的培训withmyAbbottfriendswhoIhaventseeninawhile.好消息是心肺复苏课是释放压力的最佳场所GoodnewsisCPRclass-bestplacetostressfaint.那也算是一个盛大的夜晚Itskindofabig
9、night.你确定你可以去培训吗Yousureyouregoodtotakeaclass?是的我不能再改时间rYeah.Icantrescheduleitagain.我的证书下周到期Mycertificationlapsesnextweek,所以如果我今晚再不去那我就不能再教了soifIdontdoittonight,Icantteachanymore.好了各位安静一下Alright,everyonelSettlein!雅各布-阿维嗨Jacob?-Avi.Hi!很高兴再次见到你Nicetoseeyouagain.感觉好久没见你了Aah!IfeellikeIhaventseenyouinfore
10、ver!我知道我们待会儿去喝一杯叙叙旧吧Iknow,right?Well,letsgetadrinklaterandcatchup.好的Okay.谁知道心肺复苏术的三个重要步骤WhoknowsthethreeC,sofCPR?你知道吗小姐Howaboutyou,miss?你为什么不问问别人呢罗布警长Ha!Whydontyouasksomeoneelse,CaptainRob?我可以展示给你Man:Icanshowyou!好的Yes.噢梅丽莎Ooh!Melissa.我觉得那个人想和你好好勾兑一下Ithinkthatmanwantstosocializewithyou.我觉得勾兑上了Iwouldh
11、opeso.他今天早上吃光了我最后一点麦片Heatethelastofmycerealthismorning.什公他怎么在你家What?Hewasatyourhouse?姐妹难道你家着火了Gir1.wasthereafire?你在和这个男人约会Youaredatingthisman?不我们没在约会-他们在鬼混而已No,we,renotdating.Theyrehookingup.雅各布Jacob!你害我错过了第二个步骤NowImissedthesecondC.我怎么就不知道呢-我也蒙在鼓里HowdidInotknowaboutthis?Orme?!因为没什么好知道的Becausetheresn
12、othingtoknow.也许我家墙的隔音效果Exceptmaybethewallsatmyplace没我想象的好雅各布arethinnerthanIthought,)acob.呃呃我马上就回来Um,uh,youknowwhat?I-I1berightback.我不在的时候你们不准说什么重要信息Nobodysayanythingimportantwhilemgone.我们不会为你暂停课程的Wewillnotbepausingthecourse!嘿请告诉我你着急忙慌的把我叫出来Hey.Pleasetellmeyoupulledmeoutinapanic只是个恶作剧因为我还真被你吓到了asafun
13、prankcauseyougotme.Hal不是我们有大♥麻♥烦了Uh,no.Wehaveabigproblem.各位我们是这样想的CaptainRobinson：,people,wethinkthatwayabout你在做什么Whatareyoudoing?掂量掂量对手Sizinguptheopps.对丁Theopps?她来了黑武士本尊Theresheis.DarthHaterherself谁-克里斯特Who?Crystal.我那卑微的联谊会姐妹和宿敌Mytriflingsororitysisterandnemesis.这个贱♥人♥不是
14、在跟我竞争Ifherbird-assaintcompetingwithme,就是在模仿我herraggedy-assiscopyingme.她还抄袭我当上校长的暴脾气Hercrustyselfevencopiedmeonbecomingaprincipal.她抢先当上校长也不过是想恶心我Orherdustyselfbecameonefirstjusttospiteme.克里斯特Crystal!姐妹Soror!别理他他只是在记录Dontmindhim.Hesjustdocumenting因为这是我第四次来了sinceitsmyfourthtimehere.很高兴你终于被邀请了msogladyou
15、werefinallyinvited!你还带来了你的年度最佳教育工作者Andyoubroughtyoureducatoroftheyear.你知道理查德两年前就赢了这个称号♥吗YouknowRichardwonthattwoyearsago?理查德Richard.理查德泰勒威廉姆斯-你好RichardTylerWilliams.Hi.理直德泰勒威廉姆斯RichardTylerWilliams.理查德泰勒威廉姆斯所有的观众你们好RichardTylerWilliams.Onallplatforms.我是艾娃科尔曼尊敬的阿伯特小学校长AvaColeman,esteemedprinci
16、palofAbbottElementary.在我左边的是格雷戈里埃迪Tomyleft,GregoryEddie-格雷戈里埃迪去年的年度最佳教育工作者GregoryEddie.1.astyearseducatoroftheyear!恭喜-谢谢你真是Congrats!Ah.Thankyou.Itwas,uh-当你得到这个奖的时候Youjuststartedteachingfull-time才刚开始全职教书对吧whenyougotthat,right?是的-有趣哦Yeah.Interesting.有什么好事儿阿伯特大家庭Whatsgood,Abbottfamily?塔里克也来了-为什么Oh.Tari
17、qshere.Hey.Why?我主持小组讨论没错我是家长会的主席Uh,mmoderatingthepanel.Yeah.mpresidentofthePTA.你会遇到很多高谱的问题Questionsabouttoberealoffcenter.真让我头疼Realhead-scratchers.对不起让我先理理清楚Sorry.1.etmegetthisstraight.帕辛克大学要退出图书管♥理♥员♥项目PassyunkUniversityispullingoutofthelibrarianprogram只是因为不符合他们的学分标准吗becauseitd
18、oesntmeettheirstandardsforacademiccredits?半路杀出了个不知名的副校长Somerandomchancellorswoopedin,在最后一刻把整件事都搞砸了blewthewholethinguplastminute.我的天-听着只是个小挫折Oh,myGod.1.ook.Itsasetback也许你可以去找找这个地区的其他人学Maybeyoucangototheotheruniversitiesinthearea.他们都没多少钱参与项目Theyallneededmoneytoparticipate.帕辛克是唯一一个同意的大学Passyunkwastheon
19、lyonetosayyes!我们得向学区要钱了Wehavetoaskthedistrictformoney.这真是太嚣张了That,s.awildSentencelWhoo-hoo!让雷诺兹督导一小时内到我办公室来HaveSuperintendentReynoldsinmyofficewithinthehour.我有点忘乎所以了Igotcarriedaway.我应该去找他怎么都行Icangotohim.Whateverworks.好吧好吧Okay.Okay.好吧让我们开始吧Alright.1.et,sgetthisshowontheroad.各位小组成员成为一个领导者Uh,panelists,
20、whatsthesinglemostimportantthing最重要的是什么aboutbeingaleader?根据我的经历-我不得不说最重要的一点Well,whatIvelearnedfrommyexperiencedhavetosaythemostimportantthing成为一名领导者是aboutbeingaleaderis.亲临线和蔼可亲坚持到底showingup,lookinggood,andbeingon.我想说的是作为一个领导者Well,Iwasgoingtosaythatbeingaleader就得问问自己meansaskingyourselt我会追随我自己这样的领导吗Wo
21、uld!followme?,没错Woman:Yes!说得真好Man:Thatsabar!大家的掌声说明你讲的很有趣TheapplauseisIettingmeknowthatthatsinteresting.喂我觉得我的爰克风没开Hello?Idont-1dontthinkthisison.开着呢Woman:Itis!阿维用点力Avi,hitemwithitl循环按压Compressionsforcirculation.检查气道掌握呼吸Checktheairway.Administerbreath.就是这样好吧Andthatscap!Alright.一号♥选手休息五分钟二号&he
22、arts;选手轮至U你们了Partnerone,takefive!Partnertwo,you,reup!你真的生气了吗Areyouseriouslymad?我不知道你为什么对我不够信任Idontknowwhyyouwouldnttrustmeenough都不告诉我谁在追求你totellmewhoscourtingyou.没人在追求我Nobodyiscourtingme.这又不是拍布里奇顿我们是随性的Thisain,tBridgerton.It,scasual.随性的什么随性的朋友Casualwhat?Casualfriends?随性的扒手随性的鬼吗Casualpickpockets?Casu
23、alghosts?随性的什么Casualwhat?!我们活在现代芭布It,smodernday,Barb.不用非去追究随性的什么Itdoesnthavetobe.casualanything.没理由给它贴标签Theresnoreasontolabelit.但如果真要贴标签ButifIweregonnalabelit,我会说我俩是上♥床♥Iwouldsayitsjustsex.尽人事知天命Wecanonlydowhatwecando.好的格雷格同样的问题Okay,then.Well,uh,uh,Greg,sameQ学生需要参加考试吗-当然Dostudentsneedt
24、otaketests?Yes.考试是检查学生学习成果的晴雨表Testsarethebarometerforwhatinformationhasbeenretained.格雷戈里的答案在我这里减一分Uh,dliketominusoneGregorysanswer.是的我也这么觉得Uh,yeah.m.mgonnahaveto可能要减两分了timestwothat,minusone.,因为考试虽然很重要Becausealthoughtestsareimportant,但归根结底孩子们是我们的未来attheendoftheday,thechildrenareourfuture.好的那么阿伯特小学Tar
25、iq:Alright.Well,uh,that,sgonnabring第一节的得分Abbottsscoretoanegative-2将变为负2分各位atthebottomofthefirst,yall.各位这可是本年度最佳教育者Educatoroftheyear,folks.Ugh.我们不仅是输了我们还被完虐了Wearenotjustlosing.Wearegettingsmoked.讨论小组不存在输赢的概念Youcannotloseapanel.这跟之前所有的小组一样Thisislikeeveryotherpanelthat,severexisted.这不是竞争关系Itsnon-compet
26、itive.是你让我们输得这公惨Youaregettingourasseskickedouttherel我只是清晰简洁的Iambeingaskedquestions,andImansweringthem回答别人的提问clearlyandconcisely.好吧其他人都是哗众取宠Okay?Everyoneelseisjustgrandstanding.专题讨论会就是这样理查德是个职业参会者Thatswhatapanelis.Richardisacareerpanelist.我都不确定他还当不当老师mnotevensurehestillteaches.他是很土味但他懂得表达的内容不重要He,sco
27、rny,butheknowsnobodycareswhatyousay.重要的是表达方式Theycarehowyousayit.我很在乎表达什么内容那就表达得好一点IcarewhatIsay!Thensayitbetterl给它包装一下Giveitsomerazzlel我求你了格雷戈里有点亮点FortheloveofGod,Gregory,giveitsomedazzle.你也得改变你的策略Youhavetochangeupyourtactics,too.又没人问我问题Nobody,slobbingquestionsatme.那是因为每个问题你都想回答That,s,causeyoukeeptr
28、yingtoanswereveryquestion.只要你不说话观众才会注意到你Ifyoustoptalking,peoplewillstartpayingattention.我忍♥不住啊-相信我Thatscounterintuitive.Trustme.什么也别说Dontsayanythingatall.这就像让天鹅不要滑翔一样1.ikeaskingaswannottoglide.最重要的是要记住Now,themostimportantthingtorememberis-好吧-我错过了什么了-我正在讲解Okay.WhatdidImiss?Iwasjustinthemiddleo
29、f-不我指的是八卦No,Imeantinregardstogossip貌似我这位15年的Well,itseemsthatmyfriendhere好朋友ofover15years宁愿相信街头路人也不愿意相信我trustsmelessthanacommonstreetstranger.我相信你我只是觉得你不会懂Itrustyou.Ijustdidntthinkyouwouldunderstand.天啊真被我说对了Boy,wasIright!请大家注意力好吗Canwefocus,please?1Alright.好我们再分成两组Weregonnasplitupintopairsagain,但现在我们多
30、出一个人来butnowwehaveanunevennumber.阿维你去那边跟雅各布搭档吧So,Avi,whydontyoupartnerupwithJacoboverthere毕竟你俩已经接过吻了sinceyourlipsalreadytouched?啊什么？Barbara:Ooh.What?1我俩接吻的事在这种情况下Whywouldourpreviouslytouchinglips真的重要吗evenmatterinthissituation?好吧你和他上♥床♥了为什么不告诉我Okay.Youhookedupwithhim?Whydidntyoutellme?瞧瞧
31、吧Well,well,well!你也不喜欢别人有秘密不告诉你吧Doesntseemlikesuchfunbeingleftout,now,doesit?这不一样我们是室友No,itsdifferentbecauseweareroommates,我有权知道在我家屋檐下发生了什么soIhavetoknowwhatgoesonundermyroof.或者在你家屋顶上Oronyourroof.什公-哦天哪Melissa:What?!Janine:Oh,myGod.好吧知道吗我原谅你没如实相告Okay.Youknowwhat?Iforgiveyoufornottellingme.我也不会对此有个人情绪I
32、nfact,mnotevengonnatakeitpersonally.哼-雅各布你怎么不告诉我Ha!Jacob,whydidntyoutellme?我告诉你了我发短♥信♥告诉你了你回了“需要支援朋友”Idid.Itextedyou.Youresponded,10-4,mydude.,抱歉我这两天确实比较忙msorry.IguessIhavebeenbusierthannormal.嘿大提子雷诺兹督导Hey,BigTeagues.Ijustgotusfiveminutes只给了我们五分钟withSuperintendentReynolds.我3分钟就能说动他Okay
33、.Icansellitinthree.同学们成功的第一秘诀就是出席Folks,youcantbeaheroifyouleavethescenel老师们好评如潮I-Teacherreviewsarestellar.从各方面来说都像一场成功Everythingaboutthisfeelslikeawin.但先问清楚哈Butjusttobeclear.Janine:Mm-hmm.你们是说现在不能免费做了y-yourenowsayingthatit,snolongerfree.是的-真该死Thatscorrect.Oh.Dangit.我本来还挺看好这项目Iwasreallyrootingforthis
34、one.抱歉就这么多结束了吗Sorry.Thatsit?It,sover?如果批准了就不会进我垃圾桶了Well,itsnotmyprojectapprovedtrashcan.我怎么不搞个项目批准的桶Youknow-WhywouldIhaveoneofthose?好吧听着RightUm.Hey.我喜欢这个项目非常喜欢Iliketheprogram.Alot.但我们Mm-hmm.Butwe你懂的我们Y-Youknow,we我没钱做这个donthavemoneyforthis.是啊是的Right.Right.听着我喜欢免费的东西See,freeismyjam.没错懂吗Yeah.Right.Righ
35、t?Right?免费Free.Mm-hmm.不免费.notfree.Mnh!免费FreelYeah.不免费真扫兴懂吧Notfree.RrrlRight?看得懂我在比划什么吧ThisThisvisualisworking,right?当然看得懂Itis,yeah,forsure.那能不能再多给我们一天Maybeifwecanhave,like,onemoreday让我们做最后的努力justtofiguresomethingout.今晚八点前要提交最后批准Well,finalapprovalsarerecordedby8:00p.m.tonight.这是州里定的不是我定的Thatsthestate
36、srules,notmine.对啊当然Right.Ofcourse.这糟透了等等也许没那么烂Thissucks.Oh,unlessitdoesntsuck.因为我们可以好吧确实很烂Becausewecould-Oh,itdoessuck.好吧我本来没打算这么做Okay,Ididntgowiththisoriginally因为我觉得这个项目机会如果跟becauseIthoughttheprogramwouldhaveabettershot名牌学校绑定机会会更大但是iftherewas,like,abig-nameschoolattached,but.好吧Yeah.你对塔斯克社区学院怎么看What
37、aboutTaskerCommunityCollege?对对我知道大家And,youknow-Now,Iassumed都带着有色眼镜看社区大学peoplewouldhaveopinionsaboutcommunitycolleges.可是我上的就是社区大学However.!wentthere.我上的是宾大IwenttoPenn!抱歉我不知为啥要这么说Iamsosorry.Idon,tknowwhyIdothat.我们打个电♥话♥吧先给我15分钟1.etsmakeacall.Justgiveme15minutes.我得去救一个假人的命好吧Ineedtogosavead
38、ummyslife.Okay.我想问一问久未发言的科尔曼校长1.etshearfromsomeonewehaventheardfrominasecond.你会如何不断PrincipalColeman,howdoyoucontinue激励自己的学生tomotivatestudents?坚持不懈Persistence.好吧那么格雷格你想来回答吗Okay.Maybe,Greg,youwanttoanswerthatone?我想回答这个问题Iwouldliketoanswerthatquestion,yes.嗯激励Um.motivation.激励咱们来好好看一下Motivate.1.etslookat
39、that.咱们来分&hearts淅&heartS1.下1.ets-1.etsbreakthatdown.首先我们来分解一下“激励”这个词1.etsbreakdownmotivate.单词的第一部分“动机”Thefirstfirstpartoftheword.Motive.,也就是你促使你这么做的原因Whyareyoudoingwhatitisthatyou,redoing?这是你必须弄清的事第二部分“吃”Youbetterfigurethatout.Secondpart,ate,你摄入的营养是否Areyoutakinginenoughnutrition能维持你一天的生活tosustainyou
40、throughoutyourday?因为只要你一天的早餐得到平衡Becauseifyoubalanceyourbreakfast.就能平衡自己的天赋.youllbalanceyourblessings.咱们来让观众提问吧1.etstakesomequestionsfromtheaudience.你刚答的是什么鬼Whatthehellwasthat?我吗你刚是什么鬼东西Me?Whatthehellwasthat?我只是在照你说的做-我也在照你说的做1didwhatyousaidtodo!Ididwhatyousaidtodo!兄弟算你走运我还有备用计划Ooh,man,you,reluckyIgo
41、tabackupplan.那边那位穿鼠帮外套的观众Yes.MymanintheRatPackjacketrightthere.你好小伙子我是巴伯特小学的Hello,lads.mBisterBohnson比斯特博森fromBabbottBelementary,我在那里当老师不是清洁工whereIworkasateacher,notasajanitor,不过我十分尊重他们的工作althoughIhaveimmenserespectfortheworktheydo.我这个问题是问艾娃的MyquestionisforAva.你如何♥平♥衡日常学业和舞蹈队Howdoyouba
42、lancecurriculumandafter-schoolprograms或园艺俱乐部这些课外活动的likestepteamandgardenclub?谢谢你比斯特说到平衡Thankyou,Bister.Uh,balancestartswiththe-比斯特听我说课外活动Youknow,Bister,after-schoolprograms确实听上去很不错areallwellandnice,但我们小学有个更好的项目butabetterpredictorforsuccess能引导孩子成功isaprogramwehaveat1.iberty而阿伯特小学没有that,snotatAbbott-学校
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