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1、大学开学班会自我介绍男生幽默高校开学班会自我介绍男生幽默篇1我诞生在一个非常贫苦的家庭，记得在我的小时候，爸爸的生活特别的无聊，成天只能数钱，妈妈也是，成天都在用扫帚扫钱；我的家在深山中，每次要出去买东西，那是相当的麻烦，开保时捷要5小时，开宾士起码也要4小时;虽然家里有台直升机，但是开到那边是很难找到停车位，相当的不便利；我问或也会出去逛逛街，但爸妈怕我被绑架，随身有20多个保镖爱护着，大家看到我都被吓跑了，所以我从小就开头被排斥由于家里是在深山，每次到了冬天都非常冷，爸爸也说，出去买东西很麻烦，所以冬天没有暖炉没有棉被每天只能陪着爸妈烧钱取暖而睡觉的时候，也只能盖着钱睡觉（我绝得英镑比较暖
2、和）。记得小时候，有一次，我由于房间太大，还来不急跑出房间，就尿裤子了，所以，爸爸在我房间放了一台小绵羊机车，好让我能在10分钟以内，冲出IoOO坪的房间，穿越5公里的走廊，到达800坪的厕所（我经常在走廊迷路）爸爸又另外叫人加盖了20间600坪里面有着250坪小厕所的破房间，说：以后假如尿湿了，直接换房间，假如房间不够或是太小的话，再告知爸爸，爸爸再叫人来多盖几间，我们的生活很辛苦，你要忍着点!现在想起来，爸爸真是个和善的人!！还记得有一次，家里遭小偷光顾，由于他用了炸药炸坏了我爸的保险箱，使得里面的金币不断的往外滚出来，结果竟把那个小偷压死了我觉得那个小偷好可怜金币压死人是很痛的!他不像之
3、前那个被钞票闷死的小偷一样幸运。妈妈也经常告知我，我们家生活特别困苦要我学着吃苦所以我从小养成了刻苦耐劳精神，我将来的志愿，是要找200只会吃钱的怪物，好把家里的钱都吃光，为那些可怜的小偷报仇!！高校开学班会自我介绍男生幽默篇2我叫，来自X县。现是师范学院信息系的高校新生。同学会学习部干事，08计本3班的班长。20xx年荣获“县三好同学）20xx年荣获”优秀班干部称号，20xx年荣获“优秀团员1”优秀班干部T20xx年荣获“优秀团员称号。我虽个子不高，但志向远大，立志成才。在高校的四年里，我将努力拼搏，艰苦奋斗，实现自己的抱负和目标!我的爱好广泛。我喜爱学习，看课外书。由于学问能充实我的大脑,
4、能增长我的的阅历，能丰富我的人生！我喜爱运动，踢球、打乒乓球、游泳是我宠爱的运动项目。而短跑是我的强项，100米13秒的成果。虽然这个水平对高手来说是很差的成果，但对于我来说是挺骄傲的事情，由于我的个子比较小,爆发力比较强。踢球是我的最爱，每星期五，我都会跟班里同学一起玩。我喜爱交伴侣，但我不喜爱撒网式的交友。不论是异性还是同性，志同道合、有共同的爱好、爱好的人，我跟他们比较简单相处,而且有个多共同的话题，他们也是我的好伴侣。当然，什么样的人我都会跟他接触，一来能熬炼我的交际力量，二来能进展自己的人际关系。人生路漫漫，在自己的青春岁月里，尽情释放自己的激情，挥洒自己的汗水,为自己的抱负而奋斗吧
5、!！高校开学班会自我介绍男生幽默篇3Hello,everyone!Iwasfortunateto200*yearsinSeptemberadmittedtotheUniversityofadspecialty.From200*to200*,fromEastCampustoDushuLakeCampus.IntheSovietfouryears,broughtmealotofheritageandmemory.Fouryearspassedawawhentheygraduate,shouldbeforthelifeoffouryearsintheIvoryTowertolearntodoanin
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7、dwontheNationalCollegeAdvertisingArtcom#petitionThirdPrizeofJiangsuDivision.Bothpeacetimeoperations,orpapers,orexams,canseriouslyhopethebest.IfyouwouldliketosaythatfouryearsinlearningwhatthegreatestregretisthatEnglish,formerlyinhighschoolIvehadaniceEnglish,butintotheuniversity,IslackontheEnglishlang
8、uage,andnotspendtoomuchtimetolearn,resultinginthetesttograduatehavenotbeen6.Insocialpractice,Ithinkmyexperiencewasveryabundant.200*inthesecondhalf,Ihavetodointernshipinanadvertisingagencyplanningwork,althoughthebeginningofwhatwillnot,veryhard,verytired,butwhenIasaFanMeetingplannersandexecutorsofthes
9、tageandflowersafterchildcom#municationbandzwhenIwriteadvertisingeffectivenessmeasurementcom#paniesInaceramicgaincustomeracceptanceofthereport,whenIseetheirplannedceremony,openingceremonyofthesuccessfulimplementationofthetime,whenIdesignedtheLOGOwhenusedbybusinessesWhenIworkindependentlyinthescenewhe
10、ntheroadshow,Iwashappy.Withmyowneffortstocom#pleteatask.Internshipinadvertising,Ilearnedalotofthingscannotgotoschoolbooks,contactwithclientsacrossindustries,whilealsoworkingintheprintingindustry,media,serviceorganizationsandotherritualshaveacertainunderstandingforthefutureabletoadaptquicklytolaythef
11、oundationforwork.Priortothis,McDonalds,Ialsoworkedpart-time,bitter,tired,butthattimehasgivenmealotoffun.Learnalot.Ibeguntotastethehardshipsoflifeandmakemoneyeasily.McDonaldsasaworld-classenterprises,ithasastrictstandardofstafftrainingsystemandworkingmechanism.WorkatMcDonalds,ontheonehandIlearnedsuch
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13、logy,Ialsoactivelymoveclosertotheparty,ontheonehand,tostrengthenitsownideologicalandmoralconstruction,toarmthemselvesideologically;ontheotherhand,inthespiritofservingthepeople,adheretohelpothers,servethecom#munitymembersofthestrictdemandsonthemselves.FinallythebeginningofthegloriousjuniorjoinedtheCh
14、inesecom#munistParty,andsuccessfullyturnedpositiveafteroneyear.Fouryearsincollege,Iknowalotoffriends,theygavemealotofhelp,letmelearnalot,thisiscollege,inadditiontoexpertiseoutsideofanadditionalvaluableasset.Inshort,fouryearsofschoollife,whetherprofessionalorsocialknowledgeabout,orpeopleskills,havelearnedalotIcansaythatfouryearsofmylifethemostsignificantperiodoftime,myideallifeandthepursuitoflifeduringthisperiodtodeterminetheirowncareerplanningforanewlifealsohaveanewgoal.Iwillcontinuetoworkclosertosuccess!
