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1、飞出个未来（找出隐藏故事）（吃吧!单身狗粮）（现推出U味!）（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（集体催眠时间）（单身狗粮）（老妈牌友善机器人公♥司♥）（粪便拾取器）（狗狗公园站）你的狗友善吗?还是就只是长得丑？Isyourdogfriendlyorjustugly?很友善Veryfriendly!但他不是狗But,hesnotadog.（耶鲁法学院）我要告死你Iamgonnasueyouforeverylast-AhIPursuantto-乖狗狗Gooddog.今晚的中奖号♥码是大约六号♥Tonightswinningnumberwasappro
2、ximatelysix.大部分宠物不都是在家进食在外面大便Dontmostpetseatathomeandpoopoutside,就像大学生那样吗？-尼布勒比较喜欢用猫砂盆likecollegeStudentsVNibblerprefershislitterbox.里面有来自他家乡世界的珍贵沙子含有不可或缺的矿物质Itcontainsprecioussandwithessentialmineralsfromhishomeworld.况且里面有麻痹嗅觉的水晶Plus,itsgotnose-numbingcrystals.难怪你从不清理So,thatswhyyounevercleanit!对,说到
3、换话题Uh,rightandspeakingofchangingthesubject,谁想看拜斯葛利格利夫的新外星人语电影？whowantstoseethenewalienlanguagemoviebyBaxGlygglif?我听说很精彩Ihearditsbrilliant!抱歉,我不看字幕,我看电影时Ah,sorry.Idontdosubtitles.WhenIgotothemovies,不想要杳手♥机♥Idontwannahavetolookupfrommyphone.我想看电影,莉拉dliketoseethefilm,Leela.尼布勒,你会说话!-你老是忘记
4、我会说话Nibbler!Youcantalk!YoualwaysforgetIcantalk.尼布勒,你会说话！Nibbler!Youcantalk!（洛斯影城益智巴拉）（劲棕桐奖得奖作品）多浪漫的电影啊Whataromanticmovie!达达说这句话时我的心都要融化了MyheartjustmeltedwhenDupdupsaid.虽然我不太喜欢那个漂浮的大脑袋瓜AlthoughIwasntcrazyaboutthatbigfloatinghead.那是这部电影的精髓Itwasthebestthinginthemovie!不,我是说前排的观众挡住我的视线No,no.Theoneinfront
5、ofme,blockingmyview.主打一乘四乘九物体的电影的三乘二十三乘二十九数字的Whatsa2x3x5letternamefora3x23x29numbername名称的二乘三乘五字母的名称是什么？foramoviefeaturinga1x4x9object?简单，2001太空漫游Easy.ASpaceOdyssey.（2001太空漫游）尼布物你真是我一辈子的好朋友我最棒的宠物朋友Nibbler,youreallyaremyBFF.Mybestfurryfriend.太肉麻了？Toocorny?（耶鲁法学院）只是-颗毛球,我完全没Merelyahairball.mperfectly-
6、我们要去检查一下Uh,let,sgetthatlookedat.（动物诊所）（免费续猫）他好像吞下了这个内视镜Well,heseemstohaveeatenthisendoscope.而且他有寄生虫Butalso,hesgotworms.寄生虫?就这么简单？Worms?Thatsall?不,一点都不简单No.Thatsnotall.听我说完,寄生虫在攻击他的大脑1.etmefinishspeakingforonce.Thewormsareattackinghisbrain.不治疗的话他的智商会变得跟小狗一样Withouttreatment,he11beleftwiththeIQofaterri
7、er.波士顿？ABostonterrier.不！No!-MonDieu!幸好有药可治-什么药？Fortunately,there,sacure.Whatisit抱歉-伊维菌素SorryJvermectin.这是强效的驱虫药,好吗？Itsapowerfuldewormer,okay?如果你不打岔的话,我早就说完了Now,ifyouredoneinterrupting,werefinished.谢谢你-我还没说完！Thankyou-1!Wasnt!Finished!每三小时吃一颗Justonepilleverythreehours.来吧,张开嘴Comeon.Openwide.他不听话,他的脑袋不灵
8、光了Hewontlisten.Hisbrain,sgoing.我妈妈总是把药藏在好吃的食物里例如面团Mymomalwayshidmymedicineinsomethingyummy.真是又蠢又悲哀1.ikepaste.-Thatssadanddumb.起司怎么样？Howaboutcheese?好,或许来个高达起司或好吃的布里起司Yes!CheeselMaybeGouda.Oranicebrie!（行星快递）（介子,玻色子）药效怎么样?你想玩量子猜字游戏吗？Howsthatmedicineworking7YouupforagameofQuantumWordle?来玩更需要决断力的游戏比如圈圈叉叉
9、？Um,howaboutsomethingmoredeterministic,liketic-tac-toe?圈圈叉叉？我爱那个游戏Tic-tac-toe?Ooh!Ilovethatgame!有个必胜的诀窍Youknow,theresatricktowinning.一定要选“叉”AlwaysbeX.你想玩吗？Wouldyouliketoplay?当然,我选“圈”Sure!IllbeO.你又该吃药了,尼布勒想吃点曼切戈起司吗？Youneedmoremedicine,Nibbler.我要美式起司每片单独塑胶包装的那种WantsomeManchego?MakeitAmericanJnindividu
10、alplastic-wrappedslices.不!莉拉,我是怎么了？No!Leela,whatshappeningtome?我一直像乖孩子那样按时吃药vebeentakingallmypillslikeagoodboy,yetstill,I.但我还是感觉我越来越笨了Ifeelmysmartnessslippingaway.我不知道,小毛球Idontknow,littleFuzzier.各位,悲哀的消息Sadnews,everyone.很好,你们已经开始哭了Ohgood,yourealreadycrying.尼布勒的药IE在杀死他身体里的寄生虫Nibbiersmedicineiskilling
11、thewormsinhisbody,但猫砂盆也受到感染了buttheyvealsoinfestedthelitterboxitself.他每次用猫砂盆都会再度感染Theyreinfecthimeverytimeheusesit.那就把猫砂盆扔了Thenthrowoutthelitter.-No!不行,没有猫砂盆他会死Heneedsittolive!那是从他祖先的便便场拿来的It,sfromhisancestralpoopinggrounds.没有其他办法吗？Isnttheresomeotherway?只有一个办法,但幸好十分简单Onlyone.But,fortunately,itsdeadsi
12、mple.你们必须缩小,与寄生虫面对面作战Youmustshrinkdownandbattlethewormsface-to-face!真的吗?听起来好恶心Really?Thatsoundsgross.老天,没错-而且很危险Ohmy,yes.Anddangerous.老天,没错至少十分简单Ohmy,yes!Atleastitsdeadsimple.你这就错Thatswhereyourewrong!还记得我的放大雷射吗？Remembermyenlargingray?不记得No.只要翻转镜头,就变成全新类型的雷射Byreversingthelens,itbecomesanall-newkindof
13、ray不会放大也不会缩小thatkeepsthingsthesamesize.然后稍微调整几处Then,withjustafewminoradjustments.瞧！Voil!缩小雷射！Shrinkingray!等你们进去后,就用装有致命的液状Onceyourein,youllkilltheworms伊维菌素弹♥药♥的威力枪杀死寄生虫withhigh-poweredriflesloadedwithdeadlyroundsofliquidivermectin.你们就搭乘我用放大雷射放大的玩具坦克车进去AndyoulltravelinthistoytankIenlarg
14、edwithmyenlargingray.帅喔Neat.还要川这轨道吗？-轨道?对,这是一整套的Andthistrack?-Track70h,right!Itcamewiththeset.各位,祝你们杀个痛快Everybodyin.Enjoythecarnage!艾米,滚下去Amy,shoveit!不要,你才滚下去No!Youshoveit!你是说滚这个Oh.Youmeanthisthing.唉口育喂呀Whoopsie-doops!我的肉酱！MyManwich!去吧,宝贝!加油！Go,baby,go!不no不管你们做什么,都不要离开坦克车Whateveryoudo,dontleavetheta
15、nk.那是帮你们柢御残酷的沙漠环境的唯一东西lt,syouronlyprotectionagainstthebrutaldesertconditions.不no还有不要尖叫Andnoscreaming!可怜的尼布勒要靠我们找出那些寄生虫PoorNibbIeriscountingonustofindthoseworms,不论这趟猎杀有多辛苦-那我们会需要猫砂盆食物nomatterhowgruelingthehunt.Then,we,llneedlitterboxfood.或许我们可以吃那些诡异的侏儒土狼飕鼠Maybewecaneatthoseweirdpygmyhyenamoles.亮晶晶的橘粉
16、Orangesparklies?我要用这个把肺装饰得闪闪发光Zoidberg,sgoingtobedazzlehislungs!佐艾伯格,你还好吗？Zoidberg?Areyouokay?他们来了,没什么不好Theyrecoming,whynot.谁来了？Who,scoming?我不知道,也许是他们Idontknow.Maybethoseguys?站住,不然我们会开枪Stop,orwe,llshoot!他们出手了,准备开火！Ugh!Blech!Theyreattacking!Preparetofire!等一下,我在尿尿Hangonasec!mtakingawhiz.至少你们有一个人懂礼貌Atl
17、eastoneofyouhasmanners.感谢你送我们水分Ithankyouforyourgiftofmoisture.没问题Noproblem!我们是来找寄生虫的这样我们就可以大开杀戒Wevecomeinsearchofparasiticworms,sowecanslaughterthemviolently.是你们吗？哎呀,不是Areyouthem7Alas,no.沙虫也是我们的敌人Thesandwormsareourenemies,too.我们是甲虫Wearebeetles.当然,蜂螂Ah,ofcourse.Dungbeetles.是“蜕螂”,不是嶂螂ItispronouncedDoo
18、ng.TheGisalmostsilent.欢迎来到粪便世界WelcometotheworldofDoon.g.古老的预言说过会有弥赛亚降临Theancientprophecyspeaksofamessiah.他有没有可能是救世主？CouldhebetheKwiznosCadillach?不是,太阳越来越热我的除臭剂变淡了Nope.Thesungrowshot,andmydeodorantgrowsweak.请跟我们到屎厅Please,joinusintheHallofDoon.g.我要试试那些大肉球mgonnatrythosebigmeatballs.我能送给各位一些口水吗？CanIoffe
19、ranyonesomespit?我们有水滩状和水花状Wehaveflatandsparkling.我两种都要Iwillhavetwoofeach.你们要找的沙虫在沙漠中游荡所经之处都被吞噬殆尽Thesandwormsyouseekroamthedesert,devouringallintheirpath.请看宇宙地图Behold!Amapoftheuniverse.寄生虫聚集在这大球体旁边Thewormscongregatehere,bythegreatsphere.但你们的猎杀之旅会很危险Butyourjourneywillbetreacherous,因为几乎所有路径都是死路forvirtu
20、allyallpathsendindeath.那我们就抄捷径-为了协助你们安全导览Thenlet,sjusttaketheshortestone.Tohelpyounavigatesafely,我一定要用这间闪光室Imustusetheglitterchamber,这能让我一览所有现实whichallowsmetoseeallrealitiesatonce.我不骗你们,这很酷Iwontlie,itsprettycool.那是佐艾伯格吸进去的东西ThatswhatZoidbergsnorted.那我会不会变得很厉害？Doesthatmakemecool?当然不会Absolutelynot!只有巫
21、师可以用这神圣的隔间Onlyshamansmayusethesacredchamber.至于其他人Foranyoneelse,可能会引起医疗级的恐慌就像这里的纳洛itcouldinduceamedical-gradefreakout!LikeNarlohere.我感觉我一直在旋转Dude,Ifeellikemspinning.有没有人看到我的Hasanyoneseenmy-把拖鞋还我,放开！Givemethatslipper!Dropit!全毁了,尼布勒坏坏！Itsruined!BadNibbler!我忍♥不住Icanthelpit!都是那些讨厌的寄生虫It,sthosedamn
22、ableworms!乖,我知道怎么帮你There,there.Iknowwhatmighthelp.不,我求求你,不要给我戴羞耻头套No!No,Ibegofyou!Nottheconeofshame!我看到路径了,而且我超想吃糖霜的Iseetheway.AndIhaveaseriouscravingforfrosting.（贝蒂蜂螂）在这座大型沙丘右转然后在这座中型沙丘左转Makearightatthelargesandmound,thenaleftatthemedium-sizedmound.过了五座沙丘后,你们会看到一座沙丘Afterthefifthmound,youllseeamound
23、.这么多沙丘Somanymounds!走错一座沙丘就死定了不然就搭蜡螂扑翼机好了Onewrongmoundmeanscertaindeath.0rjusttaketheroach-thopter.你们还需要向导,比尔嘉！Then,youllneedaguide.Bilgar!比尔嘉是我们第二优秀的向导Bilgarisoursecond-bestguide.我们最优秀的向导被沙虫吃掉了Ourbestguidegoteatenbyasandworm.仔细听他怎么说,尽量照他说的去做1.istentohimclosely,anddomostofwhathesays.沙虫会被蜕螂有节奏的脚步声所吸引T
24、hewormsareattractedtotherhythmicpatternofDoongbeetlefootsteps.不管你们怎么做,都不要学蜕螂走路Whateveryoudo,donotwalklikeaDoongbeetle.就算在这种恶劣的环境中也能发展出旺盛的生命Eveninthishostileenvironment,lifethrives.例如静脉脓真菌Forexample,theveinypusfungus.还有无毛的沙鸽Andthehairlesssandpigeon.这里的每个生物都令人作呕Everylivingcreaturehereisatotalbarfbag!无
25、意冒犯,比尔嘉Uh,n-nooffense,Bilgar.这些爬行的小家伙很可爱Theselittlecrawlyguysarecute.哈啰,朋友们Hello,friends.那是最糟糕的生物Thatstheworstoneofall!这片最后的旷野是我们最优秀的向导被吞噬的地方Thisfinalexpanseiswhereourbestguidewasdevoured.那我们要做什么？So,whatdowedo?跟他做的事一样Exactlywhathedid.我会用捣具转移它们的注意力llcreateadiversionbysettingoffapounder.嘿,我爷爷就是捣具Hey,y
26、ouknowmygrandfatherwasapounder.这可以模拟蜕螂的脚步声,好吸引沙虫Itsimulatesbeetlefootstepstoattracttheworms.快跑Go,run!别担心我Dontworryaboutme.我们最优秀的向导已教会我所有Ourbestguytaughtmeeverythinghe-我猜这会让我变成足三两Hey,Iguessthatmakesmeaquarter-pounder.弗莱,你怎么没穿腰带？Fry,whydontyouhaveabelt?或至少要有大屁♥股♥Oratleastasubstantialbutt
27、!?抱歉,各位,我的屁♥股&hearts汰扁了Sorry,guys,maflatty.对,是沙地Oh,right.Sand.喂,别把亮粉吸光了Hey!Dontbogartthatglitter!来了Itscoming.什么来了?好吃的维也纳炸牛排？Whatscoming?-Atastywienerschnitzel?搞笑的猴子？-沙尘暴！Afunnymonkey?Sandstorm!没希望了,我们没有向导It,shopeless!Wedon,thaveaguide!我们不知道自己身在何处Wedontknowwhereweare!沙尘害我的皮肤变得好干燥Thedustisdryin
28、goutmyskin!大球体!我们找到了Thesphere!Wemadeit!干得好,班德Greatwork,Bender!就是这电准备开枪！Thisisit.Armsquirtguns!但我们弄丢了那个能吸引沙虫的东西Butwelostthatpoundythingthatattractstheworms.但我们有踢踏舞鞋他们都叫我两吨♥重的佛雷亚斯坦Ah,butwehaveTappyandShoe-shoe!Theycallmethetwo-tonFredAstaire.好Yep.Yep.吉鲁巴？-便便巴Thejitterbug?Thelitterbug!他是跳舞机器He,s
29、adancingmachine!准备大开杀戒Setsquirtiestokill!这是虫中之虫Itswormswithinworms!我是屎天帝IamtheGodEmperorofDoon.g.是它们,害尼布勒变笨的寄生虫Itsthem!TheparasitesthataremakingNibblerstupid!我知道你们,你们曾寄生在我的胃里Iknowyou.Yourethosewormsthatusedtoliveinmytum-tum.只有你们能让我变得更聪明Onlyyoumademesmarter.我相信你说的lltakeyourwordforit.你们看起来像是一群好蛆1.ook,
30、youseemlikeaniceswarmofmaggots,但你们害我的朋友尼布勒生病butyouremakingmyfriendNibblersick.你们不能感染佐艾伯格就好吗？CantyoujustinfestZoidberg?我们更喜欢在翻滚的粪球中自♥由♥自在生活Ew!Weprefertolivefree,hereamongthetumble-turds.那就准备听我喊“开火”,开火！Thenprepareformetosayfire.Fire!那是我第二优秀的护卫!虫虫们,布阵防守Thatwasmysecond-bestguard!Worms,form
31、adefensivesquiggle!很好Goodjob.打结了knot!快看天上！1.ook!Upinthesky!是鸟-是粪球It,sabird!-Itsaturd!是尼布勒ItsNibbler!住手!别打了！Stop!Stopfighting!好,我停了Okay,mdone.尼布勒,你还好吗？Nibbler?Areyoualright?跟弗莱比,你现在有多笨？HowdumbareyouonascaleofonetoFry?我连这个都无法判断了Icantevencountthathighanymore.但请听我说Butpleaselisten.我有重要的事要说,趁我还能说时Ihaveimp
32、ortantthingstosay,whileIstillcan.是他,弥赛亚跟古经♥文♥描绘得一模一样Itishe!TheMessiahlAspicturedintheancientscripture.书上说他是金发蓝眼但除此之外其他都一模一样Itshowshimwithblondehairandblueeyes,buttherestisspoton.我只希望我还有更多时间欣赏这片金光闪闪的便便天地IonlywishIhadmoretimelefttoappreciatethisglitteringlitterland.放眼望去尽是美景EverywhereIloo
33、k,Iseebeauty.真的吗?因为我只看到便便Really?Causemseeingpoop.敞开你们的心胸,就能看到我所看到的OpenyourmindsandseeasIsee.所有生命都在金碧辉煌之网中相互连结Alllifeisconnectedinagloriousweb.脓菌从尘土中吸取生命然后被皮鸽吃掉Thepusfungusdrawslifefromthedustandiseatenbytheskinpigeon,皮鸽又变成侏儒士狼鹿鼠的食物whichinturnfeedsthepygmyhyenamole.还真酷Ow.Thatscool.蜂螂处理便便Thebeetlespro
34、cessthedung-是僦”螂Itspronounceddoong.抱歉,弥赛亚,继续说Uh,sorry,Messiah.Keepgoing.至于寄生虫,它们以我的大脑为食Asfortheworms.well,theyfeedonmybrain.这本身就很美妙Andthatinitselfisblutier-便便食物链Um,uh,boo-too-poo-pool.美妙,万物皆息息相关Pretty.Everythingisinterconnected.万物皆完美Everythingisperfect.所以拜托,让这些寄生虫尽它们的本分Soplease,leavethesewormstoplay
35、theirpart,而我我会乐尸尽我自己的本分andI.Iwillhappilyplaymine,尽管这代表我要牺牲自己evenifitmeanssacrificingallthatIam变成没脑的家养宠物andbecomingamindlesshousepet.我接受你珍贵的液体礼物Iacceptyourgiftofpreciousliquid.你终于学会一点礼貌了Finally,youlearnsomemanners.在你的脑袋变成果冻前来玩最后一次3D填字游戏？Onelast3Dcrosswordbeforeyourbrainturnstojello?唉呀,我的脑袋已经退化到Alas,m
36、ymindhasalreadydegeneratedtothepoint无法预料奈沙马兰的电影的结局whereIcannolongerpredicttheendingofanM.NightShyamalanmovie.但但你是我的小毛球B-ButyouYemylittleFuzzier.当其他一切都消失时我应该会记得这一点Whenallelseisgone,Ishallrememberthat.尼布勒,我知道你决定好了或是无能为力Oh,Nibbler!knowyouvemadeyourmindup,o-orwhatsleftofit,但拜托不要让寄生虫吃掉你的意识butpleasedontle
37、tthewormseatyourconsciousness!不,我亲爱的朋友Now,now,mycherishedfriend.虽然我的大脑可能会退化Thoughmymental,uh,brainmaydeteriorate,但我一定会回顾我们曾拥有的欢乐时光Iwillalwayslookbackonwhatwehadwith.bighappy.而你是我的好朋友Andyouis.bemybuddyand.好痒喔so,so.itchy.莉拉,帮我抓肚肚1.eela,givebellyrub.莉拉,我不喜欢看到你这样Aw,Leela,Ihateseeingyoulikethis.你想用我的衬衫擦鼻
38、涕吗？Youwannablowyournoseonmyshirt?谢谢,弗莱Thanks,Fry.我知道这是尼布勒想要的但我就是不懂IknowthisiswhatNibblerwanted,butIcantwrapmyheadaroundit.除非我能敞开心扉看到他所说的美妙之处IfonlyIcouldopenmymindtothebeautyhewasblabberingonabout.拜托,这隔间是我能真正了解他的唯一希望Please.Thechamberismyonlyhopeoftrulyunderstanding!那就去找另一个唯一希望Well,thenfindanotheronly
39、hope.纯净未雕琢的闪光物是危险的Pure,uncutglitterisdangerous.你最终可能会永远品尝到颜色或闻到声音Youcouldenduppermanentlytastingcolors.0rsmellingsounds.我可以闻到声音Icansmellsound.弗莱的歌♥声让整栋公♥寓♥臭气熏天Fryssingingstinksupthewholeapartment.对,如果你不让莉拉用这隔间Yeah!AndifyoudontletLeelausethechamber,我就让这地方臭气熏天mgonnastinkupthiswhol
40、eplace.我感觉想唱歌♥了?Ifeelasongcomingon!?好啦,进去吧Fine!Gonuts.我懂了Iseetheway.尼布勒说的都是对的EverythingNibblersaidwastrue.他是弥赛亚Duh.HestheMessiah.但他确实说错一件事Buthedidmissonething.他的行事高深莫测Heworksinmysteriousways.这些寄生虫应该要让尼布勒变得更聪明TheseparasiticwormsshouldbemakingNibblersmarter,就像弗莱感染寄生虫时一样likewhenFryhadthem.那为什么我们
41、没有？Sowhyarentwe?因为这片生命之网要延得比尼布勒察觉到的还要深远BecausetheweboflifeextendsevendeeperthanNibblerperceived.你们这些寄生虫被亚寄生虫消耗了Youwormshavebeenweakenedbysub-parasites!好恶心喔Oh,thatisgross,man!这些微小的蜻虫正在消耗你的益汁Thesetinymitesaresappingyourbeneficialjuices.我最近的精力是有点低Ihavebeenalittlelow-energylately!我和朋友们一起吃虫汁mfeedingonwor
42、mjuicewithfriends!够了,我不干了Thatsit!mout!抱歉我没说我把自己变小了SorryIdidntmentionIwasshrinkingmyself.你们一定超担心的Youguysmusthavebeenworriedsick.在层次之中有层次在层次之中又有层次Therearelevelswithinlevelswithinlevels.太多层次了Thatstoomanylevels!我们一定要杀掉那些蜻虫Wevegottakillthosemites!什么?但那个什么珍贵的什么网怎么办？What!?Butwhataboutthepreciouswebofblah-b
43、iddy-blah?你必须设停损点踩死那些臭虫!杀光它们！Youhavetodrawthelinesomewhere.Stompthosesuckers!Killemall!好戏开场TlItsshowtime!想跳一下吗？Caretosmoosh?班德,住手!是我,佐艾伯格！Bender,stop!Ifsme,Zoidberg!抱歉,脚步声太大,听不到你的叫声Sorry!Icanthearyourscreamsoverthetapping!你会没事的Youregonnabeokay.但你怎么办?莉拉Butwhataboutyou,Leela?你在那危险的闪光室待过Youwereinthatda
44、ngerousglitterchamber.你的感官被扰乱了吗？Didyoursensesgetscrambled?没有,没事Nah,itsfine.万物相互依存是最终的顿悟Theinterwovendependencyofallthingswastheultimateepiphany.但多亏了莉拉坚定不移的忠诚和无敌的勇气Yet,thankstoLeela,sunwaveringloyaltyandutmostbravery,我的意识才重新开始思考myconsciousnessreturnedtoponder我们宇宙演化的另一个辉煌阶段anothergloriousphaseofouruniverse,sevolution.很好Good.你是我的小毛球YouremylittleFuzzier.我记得Iremember.
