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1、豪华起司三明治鸟哥Mordecai?你在这里要分一半三明治吗？Oh,thereyouare.Youwanthalfofthisgrilledcheese?那是起司王的烤三明治吗？IsthatagrilledcheesedeluxefromCheezers?如假包换Yes,itis.我要吃Thenyes.你是怎么弄来的？Howdidyoumanagethis?我用买♥♥的钱买♥♥的Iboughtit.Withmoney.厉害Nice.你知道什么东西跟这个三明治最配吗？Hey,youknowwhatwouldgogoodwiththesesa
2、ndwiches?爆笑网路小短片Funnyinternetvideos.阿天你看喔Dude,checkthisout.等一下有一个超好笑的Nowait,Iknowareallygoodone.不要你又要去下载鸵鸟打棒球那段影片了No,man.Yourejustgonnapullup.thatostrichthingwiththeballsagain.-不对啦-你在打关键字我看到rNo,mnot.-Youretypingitin.Iseeit.不要看啦这样就不好玩了Dude,dontlook.youregonnaruinit.最好不要又是鸵鸟打棒球喔Fine.itbetternotbethato
3、strichthingwiththeballs.一好了没有？一在下载rReadyyet?-Itsloading.好了看Okay.Now.不要太靠近喔爸Dontgettooclosenow,Pa.真的是鸵鸟打棒球Man,itsostrichthingwiththeballs.你为什么骗我阿天？Whydoyougottalietome,dude?因为喀编是我的强项Causelyingsmyspecialty.我的三明治怎么在你们那里？一什么？Whatareyoudoingwithmysandwich?-What?别担心我会发挥我的强项摆平他Dontworry.lltakecareofthiswit
4、hmyspecialty.那不是你的三明治是我们的三明治Thisisntyoursandwich,thisisoursandwich.这是你的三明治？Thisisyoursandwich,huh?袋子怎么会写着班森呢？ThenhowcomeitsaysBensononthebag?班森本来应该写阿天Huh?ItssupposedtosayRigby.可是他们拼错字了buttheymisspelledmynamewrong.不要乱说了Stoplying.你明明说是你买♥♥的Dude.Ithoughtyousaidyouboughtthis.他才没有买♥&
5、hearts;No,hedidntbuyit.你们两个懒惰鬼Nowgetoffyourlazybutts.现在就去买♥♥豪华起司三明治还给我andgogetmeanothergrilledcheesedeluxe!你毁我们的休假Youruinedourdayoff.没事啦鸟哥现在根本没几个人排队Dontworry,dude.Thelinewontbethatlong.起司王谢谢你发挥你的强项喔白♥痴♥Thanksforsavingthedaywithyourspecialty.Youidiot.随便啦你也没厉害到哪里Whatever,li
6、keyoucoulddoanybetter.我本来就比你会瞎编mabetterliarthanyouare.有吗？Ohreally?你唯一比我厉害的就是当个没用的Theonlythingyourebetterthanmeatisbeingabigpieceof.搞什么？那两个大只佬他们插队Whatthe.Thoseporkloinsarecutting.不好意思Excuseme.那两个好人是太空人有权利插队Thosefinemenareastronauts.Theycancutinline.他们为国家战斗Theyfoughtforourcountry.鸟哥这是你的大好机会Dude.Theres
7、yourchance证明自己比我还会瞎编还是你没招了？toproveyoureabetterliarthanme.Ormaybeyoucant.看你的蠢样1.ookatyourface.你的内心里面现在一定又气又呕Itmustreallyeatyouupinside.因为你就是没有办法证明你比我还会瞎编tonotbeabletoproveyoureabetterliarthanme.因为你就是证明不了Causeyoucantprovenothin.你什么都证明不了一好啊Youcantproveanything.-Fine.要我证明我比你还会瞎编吗？Youwantmetoprovemabette
8、rliarthanyou?那就来比比看谁最会瞎编好了Whydontweseewhosbetteratlying.先穿帮的人就输了Whoevergetscaughtfirstloses.好啊反正你不可能比我厉害Okay.Itsnotlikeyoureevergonnaliebetterthanthis.不好意思小姐Excuseme,miss?一怎样？我们就是太空人What?-Wereastronauts.我就说过我比你还会瞎编r吧Itoldyoumabetterliarthanyou.滚一边看好了Stepaside.等一下我要请你叫我瞎编高手llshowyouhowarealmanlies.美女
9、给我来份豪华烤起司三明治Hey,baby.givemeagrilledcheesedeluxe动作快一点andmakeitsnappy.因为我们是太空人急着要赶回太空去Causewe,reastronautsandwegottagetbackupinspace.一懂我的意思吧一天啊Knowwhatmsayin?-Ohmy.太空人要一份豪华烤起司三明治Onegrilledcheesedeluxefortheastronauts.一共两块五毛Thatllbetwofifty.这是月球钱Thatsamoonquarter.一看吧一你真的很烂See.-Dude,thatwaslame.不好意思先生你的
10、烤三明治好了Excuseme,sir.Yourgrilledcheeseisready.谢了我们得把这个送去给太空人♥大♥队长Thanks.Wegottagetthisbacktoourastronautcaptain.你懂我的意思吧Knowwhatmsayin,?那边的人就是你的太空人♥大♥队长吗？Isthatyourastronautcaptainoverthere?贵宾席他就是那家伙Thisistheguy.你是那家伙Youretheguy?我是m.那家伙mtheguy.很荣幸认识你大队长Well.Itsanhonortomeety
11、ou,captain.阿天中队长讲了好多你的丰功伟业1.ieutenantRigsherehastoldusalotaboutyou.对啊真高兴可以认识同行的太空人呢Yeah,it,sgreattomeetacoupleofrealfellowastronauts.你们跑来这鸟不生蛋的地方做什么？So,Whatareyouguysdoinginthisdumpholeanyways?我们只是来帮我们的指挥官买♥♥份烤三明治Youknow,werejustpickinupagrilledcheese.forourcommandingofficer.我懂1heartha
12、t.我们正打算要回去基地Yeah,werejustgettin,readytotakeitbacktothecompound.基地？我们也正打算要回基地呢Compound?Wewerejustgettingreadytogothereourselves.一要不要搭便车？一好啊搭你们的便车回基地Wantalift?-Sure,welltakearidetothecompound.我一直在想啊Cometothinkofit.为什么之前没在基地看过你们两个？whyhaventweseenyouaroundthecompoundbefore?我们刚结束十年的巡航太空任务Wejustgotbackfro
13、ma10yearstintintheol,shuttlecraft.没错吧鸟哥大队长Isntthatright,captainMordecai?对啊我们刚转调到这里来Yeah,andwejusttransferredhere.今天是第一天It,sourfirstday.欢迎我们带你们去参观吧Well,welcome.Wellbegladtoshowyouaround.希望你们准备好要花250万纳税人的血汗钱了Now,Ihopeyoureuptospending2.5milliondollars.intax-payersmoney,因为我们开车causeweredriving.先生们欢迎光临基地
14、Gentleman,welcometothecompound.我把识别证忘在另一条裤子了IforgotmyIDinmyotherpants.可以帮我刷一下吗？Canyouhelpmeout,guys?什么？那是我的识别证耶Ah,what?ThatwasmyID.我交代过你别搞丢的Itoldyounottoloseit.好了冷静我们刷就好了Guys.Calmdown.YoucanuseourIDs.琼斯太空人来吧穿上去可能会比较自在一点Here,youguysmightbemorecomfortableinthese.谢了Thanks.我很爱穿这件制♥服♥Yeah,I
15、lovethesethings.可是鸟哥大队长就不是了butcaptainMordecaimightnotbethatintothem.他最爱穿粉红制♥服♥Dontyoulikeyouruniformsinpink?一粉红？-那是我临时跟人借的Pink?-1onlyhadtoborrowapairthatonetimefrom跟,独眼花子博士借的Dr.Asinovskovich.thatonetime.你认识独眼花子博士喔YouknowDr.Asinovskovich?真好玩因为她就在这里Thatsfunny,becauseshe,srighthere.我不记得你啊
16、Idontrememberyou.是吗？Really?就是有一次参加研讨会啊Itwasthatonetimeatthatconference.你不记得我了？Youdontrememberme?什么研讨会的事我不太记得了Idontrememberverymuchfromthatconference.我先走一步了Ihavetogo.这实在有够尴尬的Thatwasawkward.走吧带你们参观Well,comeon,wellgiveyouthegrandtour.阿天不要再骗了Dude,youshouldquitrightnow.你一定会露出马脚Youretotallygonnagetcaught.
17、走着瞧Wellsee.我看你快不行了啦Man,Idontthinkyoucanlastmuchlonger.劝你投降Ithinkyoushouldgiveitup.他们没有怀疑我Theyrenotontome.那我只好使出全部的瞎编功力了ThenIguessitstimethatIstartlyingat100percent.给你好看Whatdoyouthinkofthat?参观我们的基地Andwhattourwouldbecomplete.就一定要来欣赏我们伟大骄傲的作品withoutastopattheprideofourcompound.反物质实验室theanti-matterchamb
18、er?今天它乖不乖啊宅米？Howssherunnintoday,Jimmy?长官其实有点小问题很难维持安全Well,actually,sir.theresbeensomeproblemsmaintainingsafelevelso.太棒了Thatsgreat.门这些科学家讲的话我是有听没有懂Idontunderstandhalfofwhatthesesciencetypessay.太可惜了Thatstoobad.我们大队长是这个领域的专家Captainhere,sanexpertonit.你是一个反物质专家？Youreanexpertonanti-matter?对啊Yeah.可是我的功力比不上
19、这个家伙butnotcomparedtohowmuchthisguyknows.他还出过一本书耶Didyouknowhewroteabookonit?你跟我一起出的Wewroteabookonit.大部分都是你写的啦Well,youdidmostoftheworkonit.可是封面是你的名字Butyournamesonthecover.对在你的旁边Yeah,rightnexttoyours.排在我前面Abovemine.宅米不要哗了Jimmy,knockoffthatbeepin.其实长官我有个麻烦Actually,sir,Imhavingtroublewith.麻烦？放心这两位是专家Trou
20、ble?Well.theseguysareexperts.帮个忙好不好两位？Canyoulendahand,fellas?当然好Surewecan.快去啊大队长Goahead,captain.根据阿天中队长写的书Well,accordingtothebooklieutenantRigbywrote.最好转一下那个钮youwannaturnthatknobthere.可是研究功力比我强的大队长说Butcaptain,sownresearchreallyOutdatesmine.转这个钮比较好喔Soturnthatknoboverthere.可是他忘了近期的全新发现Buthesforgetting
21、therecentdiscoverieshemade.就是要按这些开关Flipthoseswitches.是拜他所赐才发现的啦Discoveriesbasedonhisstudies.按这些钮Hitthosebuttons.我没有说过要按那些钮Ineversaidhitthosebuttons.对宅米你没有照鸟哥大队长说的去做Yeah,)immy.YourenotdoingitlikecaptainMordecaisaid.你应该要这么做Yougottadoitlikethis.危险警示灯别玩了你会弄坏它Dude,quit.Youregonnabreakit.你才会弄坏它咧No,yourego
22、nnabreakit.你们在吵什么吵What,sallthiscommotion?威仕比少校长官MajorWilliams.Sir.我们只是在带这两位新人参观基地Wewerejustshowingthesenewtransfers.aroundthecompound.Sir.鸟哥大队长阿天中队长CaptainMordecai,lieutenantRigs.反物质现在变得很不稳定Theanti-matterisbecomingunstable.鸟哥大队长阿天中队长CaptainMordecai,lieutenantRigs,你们会修吧youcanfixit,right?会阿天中队长他超级会修的Y
23、es.LieutenantRigscantotallyfixit.没有大队长我不会修Notwithoutcaptain,shelp.不要再谦虚了Notimeformodesty.都是你害的Dude,thisisallyourfault.什么？是你不承认我比你还会骗What?Youretheonewhowon,tadmitthatyousuckatlying.因为我就是比较强CauseIdon,t.你干脆放弃出去说清楚叫他们自己善后Whydontyougiveup.andgotellthemwhatsgoingonsotheycanhelpus?不要你去No,youdoit.我不要Noway.好
24、啦Fine.你们在拖什么？Whatstheholdup?我就老实告诉你们好了1.ook,Ihavetotellyouthetruth.我有个老♥毛♥病压力一大我就什么都会忘光光Ihaveaconditionthatmakesmeforgeteverything.intimesofextremestress.阿天中队长没有这种老♥毛♥病1.ieutenantRigsdoesnthavethecondition.他就是纯粹很笨He,sjustanidiot.快点跟我们说该怎么办Weneedyoutotelluswhattodo.我的天啊Ohm
25、y.宅米怎么办？Jimmy,whatdowedo?他们要用坚硬的东西穿透反物质分子Theyhavetopenetratetheanti-nucleus.withsomethingsolid.好听好了你们只有一次机会Right.Listenup.Youhaveonechanceatthisthing.你要把阿天中队长丢进反物质分子里YouhavetothrowlieutenantRigsintotheanti-nucleus.一什么？一只能这样了What?-Itstheonlyway.鸟哥大队长太大只你丢不动他CaptainMordecaiistoobigforyoutothrow.你必须牺牲自
26、己去拯救几千万条人命中队长Youmustsacrificeyourself.tosavethousandsoflives,lieutenant.不要不要听他的鸟哥不要这样No!Dontlistentohim,Mordecai,dontdoit.快点快丢他Doit.Throwhimin.Throwhimin!拜托不要啦Please!No!快丢他快Throwhimnow.Now!不好意思我不应该瞎编的msorry.msorryforlying.算你赢r我不敢再瞎编rYouwin,okay?Iwontlieanymore.太迟了阿天Itstoolate,Rigby.我不能这样子害死一堆的人命Ican
27、tleteverybodydiebecauseofus.不要啦No!你以为我会丢你进去吗？YouthoughtIwasgonnathrowyouin?我说过我比你还会骗吧Itoldyoumabetterliarthanyou.丢班森的三明治Bensonsgrilledcheese!起司王希望这样真的有用Youbetterhopethisworks.阿天Rigby!我们不是太空人Werenotastronauts.你们敢再鬼扯说自己是太空人就死定了Ifyoueverlieaboutbeingastronautsagain,youredead!我们救了这个城市太空Wesavedthecity,as
28、tro.你们两个去哪里了？我等了一整天Wherehaveyoubeen?vebeenwaitingallday.我的三明治发生什么事了？Whatthe.Whathappenedtomysandwich?起司王有两个太空人TherewerespacemenatCheezers.我们俩通过管子看到一堆穿运动裤的人Andthetubewewentdownit,everyoneworesweatpants.连我们都穿了有个房♥间有坏东西可是Evenus.Andthentheroomwiththebadstuff.But我们用你的三明治拯救了城市Wesavedthecitywithyoursandwich.你为什么老爱在我面前瞎编？Whydoyoualwayshavetolietomyface?我们不小心踩扁它了Weranitoverbyaccident.看吧讲实话一点都不难See,wasitsohardtotellthetruth?待续谢谢观赏
