《Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx（13页珍藏版）》请在课桌文档上搜索。
1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公披萨蒂夫叔公Hey,UncleG.披萨史蒂夫你拿了什么来PizzaSteve!Whatyagothere,buddy?是意式冰淇淋ItsItaliangelato.酷哥才配吃你压根不可能懂Cool-guyfood.Youwouldntunderstand.冰淇淋没错小妹Thatsright,girl.那好吧那我们来碰个面吧Well,okay.Whydontwegettogetherthen?说什么Whatisthis?!星期六晚上七点7:00Sat
2、urdaynight?等不及了Cantwait.好到时候见小妹Okay,seeyousoon,girl.谁打来的你女朋友吗Whowasthat,yourgirlfriend?没Nah我是在跟我按♥摩♥小姐罗兰达打电♥话♥Iwasspeakingwithmymasseuse,Rolanda.罗兰达挺会See,rolandahasawayof让我这把老恐龙骨头舒舒服服makingtheseolddinosaurbonesfeel-我有个女朋友Well,Igotagirlfriend.还挺神的Sothat,sprettyawesome.不过她不
3、叫罗兰达ButhernameisntRolanda跟你的垃圾女友差不多likeyourlamegirlfriend.我女朋友就叫披萨蒂夫Mygirlfriendsnameis,uh,PizzaEve!随你怎久说Ifyousayso.不过我都叫她女伴也就是女朋友ButIcallhermyG.F.,whichstandsforgirlfriend.我还提到过她是富姐没AnddidImentionshesamillionaire?好了我知道是怎么回事了Allright,Iseewherethisisgoing.你要是真有女朋友Ifyoureallyhaveagirlfriend怎么不邀请人家来共进晚
4、餐whynotinviteheroverfordinner?好行可以Okay,sure,fine.就暂定明年某个时候吧llpencilitinnextyearsometime.不然今晚好了Howabouttonight?今晚Tonight?除非你还真没有女朋友Unlessofcourseyoudontreallyhaveagirlfriend.天才叔公会做饭的Comeon,UncleGrandpawillevencook.我来煮蛋llmakeeggs!那就这么定了Itsallsettledthen.五点整来晚餐Dinnerat5:00sharp.带你女朋友过来Bringyourgirlfrie
5、nd.所以你是想见我女朋友吗格斯先生So,youwanttomeetmygirlfriend,huh,Mr.Gus?新鲜出炉披萨史蒂夫倒要给你见识一下我有女朋友llshowyouIvegotagirlfriend!什么不会吧不会吧What!?Oh,no,no,no,no,nah.没错就是我Thatsright,itsme披萨史蒂夫的超神女朋友披萨蒂夫PizzaStevesawesomegirlfriend,PizzaEve!你好披萨蒂夫Well,hello,PizzaEve.请进与我们共进晚餐吧WontyoucomeinandjoinUSfordinner?我不是很方便Actually,Ica
6、nt.我水上摩托艇违停到了禁停区Ileftmyjetskisdoubleparkedinanojet-skizone所以我没办法留下来soIcantstay.那可不行必须得留0h,no,Iinsist.蛋Eggs!天才叔公过来会会披萨史蒂夫的女朋友UncleGrandpa,comemeetPizzaStevesgirlfriend.早安安安安Goodmo-mo-mo-moooooooooorning!甜蜜的家养老中心天才叔公披萨蒂夫天才叔公你没事吧UncleGrandpa,youfeelingokay?不好说格斯先生Idontknow,Mr.Gus.我突然就很想嫁给披萨蒂夫Isuddenlyh
7、aveadesiretomarryPizzaEve买♥♥♥房♥♥成家buyahouse,andstartafamily!我是怎么了格斯先生Whatsthematterwithme,Mr.Gus?!你恋爱了Youreinlove!恋爱r1.ove?恋爱了1.ove?那可不行Noway.我可是披萨史蒂夫的女朋友mPizzaStevesgirlfriend我已经名花有主不能让你约andyoucantdateanothermansgirl.对吧格斯先生Right,Mr.Gus!格斯先生Mr.Gus?平常我都会觉得Now,usuall
8、ydsay强夺别人家女人这种事特别过分it,snotcooltostealanothermanslady不过这种情况我就会觉得butinthisparticularsituation,dsay随心所欲就是好theheartwantswhattheheartwants.我绝对不能违了我的心AndIcannotdenymyheart!你愿意嫁给我吗披萨蒂夫Willyoumarryme,PizzaEve?什么What?来吧我的爱人Come,mylove!格斯先生救命Mr.Gus,help!蛋煮得挺好吃天才叔公Thesearesomegoodeggs.UncleGrandpa.没空说话我要嫁人Cant
9、talk,gettingmarried.要来牵手吗Wanttoholdhands?不要No!看到啥我就画啥IpaintwhatIsee.永远在一起跟我说吧披萨蒂夫So,tellmesomething,PizzaEve你为何一直想逃离我小妹whydoyoukeeprunningaway,girl?我们可以一同实现梦想Wecouldbelivingthedreamtogether.可你依然爱着披萨史蒂夫ButyourestillcarryingatorchforPizzaSteve.我一定要弄清楚披萨蒂夫Igottoknow.PizzaEve他有什么特点是我没有的whatshegotthatIdo
10、ntgot?披萨史蒂夫有劲爆的辣香肠片PizzaStevehasradicalpepperonislices还有酷哥墨镜超神的高速飞车cool-dudeshades,andanawesomespeedcycle.面对现实吧叔公Faceit,UncleG.你永远都不会有我男朋友酷的youlljustneverbeascoolasmymainsqueeze.听你放狠话伤透了我的心Thoughithurtstohearyousaythesecruelwords我明白必须做什么了IknownowwhatImustdo.再见披萨蒂夫Good-bye,PizzaEve.说真的他居然这么轻易就不追我了Hon
11、estly,msurprisedhegaveupsoeasily.叔公UncleG?!叫我披萨叔公Callmepizzagrandpa.来看我这辆四轮摩托Checkoutthisawesomeatv.这些是我定制的辣香肠片Andthesearemycustompepperonislices-而且还配有极度逼真的披萨油completewithlife-likepizzagrease.你上哪整的Wheredyougetthose?披萨史蒂夫的房♥间PizzaStevesroom.你那是偷窃Butthatsstealing.确实可披萨史蒂夫会这样吗Thatmaybetrue,butca
12、nPizzaStevedothis?披萨史蒂夫会一边让轮胎倒着空转CanPizzaStevedoburnoutsbackwards一边喝巧克力奶吗whiledrinkingchocolatemilk?墨镜酷衣服Sunglasses,coolclothes极限飞车辣香肠extremevehicles,pepperoni?他吃透了我的Hesbitingmy-我是说Imean-他吃透了披萨史蒂夫的风格hesbitingPizzaSteve,sstyle.披萨史蒂夫绝对不能容忍♥这种事PizzaStevewillnotletthisstand!谁都不准比披萨史蒂夫更披萨史蒂夫Nobody
13、out-PizzaStevesPizzaSteve.刚刚怎么样披萨蒂夫So,howwasthat,PizzaEve?你觉得算不算酷哥Cooldudeenoughforya?披萨蒂夫披萨蒂夫PizzaEve?PizzaEve?别装高冷了Dontplayhardtoget.叔公你样子打扮得好有趣Hey,UncleG,interestinglookyougotthere.披萨蒂夫哪去了WheresPizzaEve?她得去深海Shehadtogodeepintotheocean跟儿头吃人的鲨鱼一起游泳toswimwithsomeman-eatingsharks.吃人的鲨鱼你什么意思Man-eating
14、sharks?!Whatdoyoumean?抱歉叔公披萨蒂夫走了Sorry,UncleG,PizzaEvesmovedon.她就是那种作风Thatsjusthowsherolls.她不想跟别的男人纠缠Shecantbetieddownbynoman.可是B-B-But可她在深海里一定会有危险butshemustbesovulnerableoutthereinthedeepbluesea.不好意思天才叔公Excuseme,UncleGrandpa.你最好坦白一下Youbettercomeclean,man.你骗人说自己有女朋友的事情Thislieabouthavingagirlfriend就快失
15、控了isgettingoutofcontrol.我不知道你在说什么Idontknowwhatyouretalkingabout.好要是你不愿意Allright,ifyourenotgonna跟天才叔公坦白那我就去坦白tellUncleGrandpathetruth,thenIwill!不行啊No,don,tdoit!天才叔公披萨史蒂夫一直都UncleGrandpa,PizzaStevesbeen-天才叔公UncleGrandpa?他出门去了He,sbouncedoutofhere!知道那什么意思吗Youknowwhatthatmeans?我辣香肠片还在他身上Hestillhasmypepper
16、onislices!什么What?!天才叔公对你说的谎全都深信不疑BecauseUncleGrandpasbelievedeverysingleoneofyourlies那他自然也相信你最后那句谎了thatmeanshebelievedthelastone,too.这就表示现在他Whichmeans,atthisverymoment,hes.在满是吃人鲨鱼的海里游泳.Swimminginanoceanfullofman-eatingsharks!披萨蒂夫PizzaEve!回到我身边吧Comebacktome!叔公在那Grandpaahoy!叔公水里有鲨鱼快上船啊UncleG.,getoutof
17、theshark-infestedwater!不找到披萨蒂夫我绝不上船mnotleavinghereuntilIfindPizzaEve.披萨史蒂夫快坦白吧Allright,PizzaSteve,tellhim.感觉没多大必要Idontthinkthatsreallynecessary.快坦白不然我就把你扔去喂鲨鱼Tellhimorllthrowyouinasharksmouthmyself.好都是被逼的Fine,twistmyarm.叔公听我说我要向你坦白1.isten,UncleG.,Ihaveaconfessiontomake.披萨蒂夫就是我PizzaEveisme.披萨蒂夫你回来了Pi
18、zzaEve-youreback!不对叔公No,UncleG.还不明白吗我就是披萨蒂夫Dontyougetit?mPizzaEve.披萨史蒂夫你对披萨蒂夫怎么了PizzaSteve,whatdidyoudowithPizzaEve?好我再重复一遍Okay,onemoretime我就是披萨蒂夫mPizzaEve.披萨蒂夫PizzaEve!你看接受现实很简单Allright,look-itsrealeasy,bro.根本就没有披萨蒂夫ThereisnoPizzaEve!我一直都在骗你vebeenfoolingyou让你一直都以为我有女朋友intothinkingvehadagirlfriendth
19、isentiretime好让我耍酷tobecool.但现在我了解到Butvelearnedthat朋友比圆谎更重要friendsaremoreimportantthantryingtokeepupalie.我了解到骗得了自己的朋友Ivelearnedyoucanlietoyourfriends骗得了自己的内心youcanlietoyourheart但朋友的内心万万骗不得butyoucantlietoyourfriendshearts.我的长篇大论讲完了Andthatstheendofmymonologue.你是我见过最漂亮的生物了Youarethemostbeautifulcreatureve
20、everlaideyeson.我好像恋爱了Ithinkminlove.好莱坞现场直播1.ivefromHollywood-第224届年度公美奖颁奖典礼the224thannualgrampies公美奖有请主持人天才叔公withyourhost,UncleGrandpa.晚上好Goodevening!好绝美的夜晚好适合来颁发公Itsawonderfulnightforagramp-鼓掌没错这里就是公美奖颁奖典礼Yes,itsthegrampieshow.看看这布景1.ookatthisset.要是先前不知道有这回事IfIdidntknowanybetter我还以为原来有个奖dthinkthatt
21、herewasanaward叫“叔公奖”namedafterme.好家伙那人上哪找的Oh,man,wheredidtheygetthisguy?动画片产业充满魔力Theanimationindustryisaplaceofmagic大家在此创造梦想在此出&hearts渎♥♥♥灵魂wheredreamsaremadeandsoulsaresold.说了这么多第一份奖项Withthatbeingsaid,ourfirstaward最佳青少年动画片奖得奖者是forbestanimatedseriesfortweensgoesto.天才叔公UncleGrand
22、pa!好耶来击掌Yeah!Uphere!别把我晾在一边Dontleavemehanging!借过一下我要去领公美奖了Excuseme.Comingthroughtogetmygrampie.随便你Whatever.我想感谢动画产业Iwanttothanktheanimationindustry.感谢爸妈没有你们我绝对办不到Momanddad,Icouldnthavedoneitwithoutyou-感谢没赢奖的被提名人therestofthenomineesfornotwinning.都知道自己什么货色Youknowwhoyouare.下一个奖项体现了Thenextawardembodiesa
23、ll大家在动画片产业里力争上游thatweintheindustrystrivetoachieve.没错我说的正是Yes,thatsright,mtalkingabout最佳奇幻探险动画片奖theawardforbestfeel-goodfantasyadventureseriesAdventureTime里面还有个毛茸茸的黄色伙伴withafurry,yellowcompanion.得奖的是Andthewinneris.可真想不到天才叔公Well,whatdoyouknow?UncleGrandpa!我真不敢相信Icantbelieveit!太离谱rThisisbunk!Jake,Finn（
24、出自AdventureTime）一起定格这个时刻流芳百世1.etssavethismomentforposterity!又赢一个奖Anotheraward.真想不到实在太神了Thisisunexpectedlyamazing.确实天才叔我Yousaidit,uncleme.我想感谢动画片协会Iwanttothanktheanimationguild还有投票给我的所有人andeveryonewhovotedforme让我又赢这么个奖togetthisasecondtime.我觉得我都没被提名过这个奖项IdidnteventhinkIwasnominatedforthiscategory.接下来U
25、pnext最佳宇宙小子史蒂文剧集奖theawardforbestStevenUniverseepisode得奖的是goesto.Amethyst,Pearl,Steven,Garnet(出自nStevenUniverse)真不敢相信天才叔公Icantbelieveit-UncleGrandpa!我好想要那个奖Iwantedthataward.永远不过时Thisnevergetsold.看来三是个神奇的数字Iguessthreeisthemagicnumber.总之我想感谢电视学会Andtosumup,dliketothankthetelevisionacademy让我今晚包揽了所有奖项fort
26、hiscleansweepoftheawardstonight.不敢相信我运气这么好Icantbelievemyluck!今晚最后一个奖项Andthelastawardoftheevening史上世上最佳动画片奖theawardforbestcartooninthehistoryoftheworld得奖的是goesto.是的天才叔公Yes,UncleGrandpa!好耶Oh,yeah!又得奖了Another!小杯杯想加入你朋友吗Hey,littlebuddy,wanttojoinyourfriends?说实话这玩意我都不想要了Idontevenwantthistobehonestwithyou
27、.奖杯太重拿不动Thesethingsaregettingheavy.这里谁管事Whosinchargehere?等等刚刚收到的消息Wait,thisjustin.你们下一季全都没得续了Noneofyouotherguysaregettingapickupnextseason.好耶Yeah!最后我想感谢Inclosing,Iwanttothank全世界的所有死忠粉们alltheloyalfansouttherearoundtheworld感谢投票的感谢没投票的thevoters,thenon-voters感谢各位尊贵的观众thewonderfulaudiencemembers.今天就是我一生中最快乐的一天Thisistrulythehappiestdayofmylife.没后台挺我的大手子我绝对办不到AndIcouldnthavedoneitwithoutthatbigguyintheback!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
