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1、我们注意到您的信♥用♥卡♥存在异常消费Wenoticedabnormalactivityonyourcreditcard,我们需要您确认一些最近的支出sowejustneedyoutoconfirmordenysomeoftherecentcharges.好的谢谢Okay.Thankyou.Netflix消费$20$20toNetflix?是的Yeah.大♥片♥在线$20$20toBlockbusterOnline?两家都？Both?我要一次性凑齐11张八卦天后Ineededall11disksofGossipGirlatt
2、hesametime.霍格华兹魔法巫术学校学费$120$120intuitiontoHogwartsSchoolOfWitchcraftandWizardry?他们给你一根小魔棒和一张文凭挺好玩的Theygiveyoualittlewand,andadiploma.Itsfun.你什么专业-魔药学Whatdidyoumajorin?-Potions.我要关免提了Youknow,mgonnatakeyouoffspeakerphone.继续Goahead.JessicaSimpson假发套JessicaSimpsonclip-inhairextensions?没哦嗯我戴过一次No.Okay.Um
3、,Iworethoseonce.本来是保证退款但是我忘了退Itwasamoney-backguarantee,butIforgottoreturnthem.男枕男人形状的枕头ManPillow,thepillowshapedlikeaman?哦天啊Oh,God.还有一个叫“蛋糕桶”的东西AlsosomethingcalledBucketofCake.啊你知道吗Yeah,youknowwhat?肯定有人偷用了我信♥用♥卡♥Ithinksomeonedefinitelystolemycreditcard.所以要不你就取消吧Sowhydontyoujustc
4、ancelit?你想听听他们还买♥♥了什么吗Doyouwannahearwhatelsetheypurchased?是的-不你不用退任何款Yes.-No,youdon,thavetorefundanything.就把卡取消我们各过各的生活吧谢谢Justcancelthecreditcardandwellallgoonwithourlives.Thankyou.所以男枕是哪个男人So,whatdoesaManPillowlooklike?DanielCraigDanielCraig.对我腰好Itsformylowerback.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第6集
5、第2季第6集我叫Keef我是你的朋友MynameisKeetandIamyourfriend.你们是我的朋友吗Areyouguysmyfriends?是的Yeah.好太好了Allright!Awesome!现在是游乐场时间Itisplaygroundtime!我们在Eagleton两个镇远的距离Well,werehereinEagleton.Itstwotownsover.我们在给“咔啸”做志愿者Andwe,reallvolunteeringforKaboom,一个据称能在一天内建好一个游乐场的服务组织aserviceorganizationthatsaysitbuildsaplaygroun
6、dinaday.击掌击掌击掌Highfive!Highfive!Highfive!我永远不相信来得这么快的事情Inevertrustanythingthatcomesthatquickly.所以我才不吃速食米饭ThatswhyIdonteatMinuteRice.所以这个一天建成游乐场”的事情Sothiswholebuildaplaygroundinadaything,这只是个口号♥吧Imean,thatsjustaslogan,right?不一天24小时Nope.Oneday,24hours.Keith这也太难以置信了Keith,thatissoincredible.我就在公园
7、部门工作我知道成事到底有多难Iworkinparks,andIknowhowharditistogetsomethingdone.你要是有咔啸“精神就不一样了NotifyouhavetheKaboomspirit.看到一个问题你可以选择说Youcanlookataproblem,andyoucaneithergo,”哦这是个问题”或者你可以“咔啸”Oh,thisisaproblemoryoucankaboomj炸掉它然后把它变成好东西blowitupandturnitintosomethinggreat你真就是咔则了这个问题Youliterallykaboomtheproblem.来吧同志们这
8、个“场“还不够“游乐场”啊Comeon,people!Iseemoregroundthanplayground!咔嘲-别这么做Kaboom.-Dontdothat.One,two,three.这也太困难了Man,thisistough.是但你想想所有能在这个秋千上荡的孩子们Yeah,butjustthinkofallthekidsthatllswingonthisswing,胖孩子瘦孩子天才荡♥妇♥fatkids,skinnykids,brainiacs,sluts,同性恋孩子哥特体育生非主流人群thegaydramakids,goths,jocks,thealte
9、rnativecrowd.嗯哼Mmm-hmm.嘿Leslie你好Hey,Leslie.Hi.哇AnnWhoa.Ann.你在这做什么Whatareyoudoinghere?哦我在当志愿者我爱志愿者工作Oh!mvolunteering.Ilovetovolunteer.志愿工作的关键Thekeytovolunteering?口袋多用来装满吃的Alotofpockets.Forputtingallthefoodin.红卜字会的饼干巨好吃我经常去TheRedCrosshasamazingcookies.Igothereallthetime.上门送餐也很豪华MealsOnWheelswasabonanz
10、a.自杀热♥线♥意外地很寒酸SuicideHotline,surprisinglylamespread.我觉得我该帮助那些比我更不幸的人Ithoughtdgivebacktothoselessfortunatethanmyself.你住在坑里啊-现在没了Youliveinapit.-Notanymore.跟我乐队的鼓手住在一起1.ivingwiththedrummerofmyband.住在室内挺酷的不想吹牛很难不吹1.ivingindoors,prettycool,nottobrag.Kindofhardnotto.不管如何得走了Anyhow,gottogo,我和一
11、个亚裔大妈要合作装攀爬架了所以meandanoldAsianladyaredouble-teamingsomemonkeybars.So.嘿看我有一个遥控器可以遥控你Hey,look.Igotaremotecontrolandmcontrollingyou.做更快做更快做更快Ron很厉害Gofaster.Gofaster.Gofaster,Ron,sthemaster.好了你已经正式被“咔啸”了Well.Youhavebeenofficiallykaboomed.哇看看你俩和你俩的大咔。崩”Whoa.Lookatyoutwoandyourbigkabooms.干得漂亮我带r礼物Greatjob
12、.Igotgifts.哦-给你Oh!-Thereyougo,foryou.还有一个给你-谢谢Andonemoreforyou.-Thankyou.所以你们明天在Muncie的活动还来吗So,youguysgonnajoinustomorrowinMuncie?不我也想但要回到真实世界了No,Iwish,butbacktotherealworld.至少你们还在哪“咔。崩”对吧Atleastyouguyswillbekaboomingsomewhere,right?记住你带一个人“咔嘲“他能“咔啸”一天Remember,youtakeamankabooming,hekaboomsforaday.但
13、你教一个人“咔。崩“咔。崩”咔。崩“咔。崩”Butyouteachamanhowtokaboom.Kaboom,kaboom,kaboom.哦我的气打足了感觉可以干翻全世界Oh,msopumped.FeelIcouldtakeontheworld.我可以准备一千个诊断检杳了Icouldprep,like,athousanddiagnostictests.一小时搞定就是这个感觉Inanhour.-Thatsthespirit.来了这个大坑Thereitis,thepit.嗯Hmm.这是个我希望能“咔。崩”的东西TheressomethingIwishIcouldkaboom.我们能只是这是个“慢
14、是”Well,weare.Itsjustaslow-boom.慢一点的更深思熟虑的“咔。崩”Aslower,moredeliberatekaboom.是的完全是Yeah.Totally.明天见-好Seeyoutomorrow.-Okay.你们知道这堆东西是啥吗Youknowwhatthismessis?这是我们在填上Ann房♥子旁边那个坑之前需要完成的事情ThisisalistofthingswehavetocompletebeforewefillinthepitbehindAnnshouse.你们知道这是啥吗这是个咔啸器”Youknowwhatthisis?Thisisakab
15、oomer.)erry你又用永久记号♥笔了Jerry,didyouusepermanentmarkeragain?抱歉朋友们我msorry,guys,I.我拿错了-这是个大.Ijustgrabbedthewrong.-Thisisabig.我拿错了这是个大错误JerryIgrabbedthewrong.-Thisisgonna.Openverybig,Jerry.好的忘了吧我们就当作JeiTy没出生Okay.Forgetit.LetsallpretendJerrywasntborn.这是干净的Andthisisclean.我们怎么加快进程Howdowespeeduptheproc
16、ess?我们怎么“咔D崩”它Howdowekaboomit?规则制度许可繁文缚节Rules,codes,permits,redtape.我从没意识到在政♥府♥工作这么令人沮丧Ineverrealizedhowfrustratingitistobeinthegovernment.我来世还是去私企Inmynextlife,mgoingintoprivateindustry.没准去露天采矿Maybestripmining.好的所有人拿出思考帽子然后扯烂Okay,everybodytakeouttheirthinkingcapsandripthemup.然后拿出做事帽子因为
17、我们今天要做点事了Thentakeoutyourdoingcaps,causeweregonnadosomethingtoday.我钱包里有几个“做事帽子我把避孕套这么叫Ihaveacoupleofdoingcapsinmywallet.ThatswhatIcallcondoms.别这样Tom集中注意力Comeon,Tom.Focus,please.我们如何穿过繁文缚节Howdowecutthroughtheredtape把这个坑填上有点子吗andhowdowegetthispitfilledin?Ideas?我们需要穿过繁文婚节把坑填上Weneedtocutthroughtheredtape
18、andgetthepitfilledin.是的Tom很好每个人都要参与Yes,Tom.Good.Okay,everybodyelseneedstoparticipate.来吧同志们这些建议不会自己建议出来的Comeon,guys.Thesesuggestionsarentgonnasuggestthemselves.好的JerryYes,Jerry.这个点子最好好一点Thisideabetterbegood.Ann-我支持你Ann?-1supportyou.好的你可以申请加速建筑审查委员会的审查过程Good.-YoucouldpetitiontoexpeditetheArchitectureR
19、eviewBoardprocess.Mark大哥你没听清楚Mark,buddy,yourenotlisteningtome.我希望把它“咔嘲”了好嘛Iwanttokaboomit.Okay?我们外面聊两句吧CanItalktoyououtsidereallyquick?行Sure.Mark准备帮我了所以谢谢你没帮上忙JerryMarksgonnahelpme,sothanksfornothing,Jerry.干得好AnnGoodjob,Ann.所以你真想把这个坑填上是的Soyoureallywannagetthispitfilledin?-Yes.不惜一切代价Andyoulldowhateve
20、rittakes?Mark我已经不想再像蜗牛一样Mark,Iamsosickofmovinglikeaslug.我想和猎豹一样Iwanttomovelikeacheetah.或者像蜗牛开着遥控车一样Oraslugdrivingaremotecontrolledcar.更合理一点但一定要快Somethingmoreplausiblethanthat,butfast.你愿意打破规则吗Wouldyoubreaktherules?我可不会去杀人Iwon,tmurder.那就好不过其实也很简单Thatsgoodtoknow.Butitsactuallyverysimple.如果你想填那个坑就自己去填If
21、youwannafillinthepit,justgofillitin.不要请求批准要请求宽恕Dontaskforpermission,askforforgiveness.哦我喜欢好的哇Oh,Ilikethat.Okay,wow.所以要找谁才能不请求批准Sowhogivesmethego-aheadtonotaskforpermission而请求原谅呢找Ron吗不不不butaskforforgiveness?IsitRon?-No,no,no.不不找谁谁都不找找你自己No.It,snobody.It,snobody,itsyou.你要大胆一点Youhavetobebold.好Okay.好你看O
22、kay,look.你想让坑填上Youwannagetthepitfilledin?租个推土机自己把那个该死的坑填上就行Gorentabulldozerandfillinthefreakingpit.嘿Hey.怎公啦Whafsup?假设你有个朋友想做件好事Sayyouhadafriendwhowantedtodosomethinggood,但有点风险她有点紧张butalittlerisky,andshewaskindofnervousaboutit,这个朋友是我我该怎么办andthisfriendisme.WhatshouldIdo?嗯你该做你该找你朋友帮忙Mmm.Youshoulddoit,a
23、ndyoushouldaskyourfriendtohelpyou,因为你朋友完全支持你你朋友就是我becauseyourfriendtotallyhasyourback.Andthatfriendisme.你愿意帮我？Youllhelpme?当然我做什么都愿意Ofcourse,lldoanythingIcantohelp.我们开动吧1.etsdoit.好Okay.我们要做什么危险吗Whatarewedoing?Isitdangerous?我们不会谋杀谁的Werenotgonnamurderanyone.太疯了我一个许可都没申请没人盖过章Itwascrazy.Ididntgetasinglep
24、ermit.Nobodystampedanything.我就租了个反铲推土机AllIdidwasorderabackhoe,结果附送了个开的人anditcamewithaguywhorunsit.我从来没租过人啊veneverrentedaguybefore.舞会那会儿知道有这事就好了IwishIknewaboutthatduringprom.我们舞会上有个女孩子就叫“推土机”Therewasagirlatmypromwhowasknownasthebackho.MaryDunbar她让任何人像推土机那样按♥摩♥她后背MaryDunbar.Shedletanyone
25、massageherback.这么做也太激动了msoexcitedweredoingthis.我们没申请许可Andweredoingitwithoutpermission.我们给自己许可Weregivingourselvespermission.看我做了两个安全帽1.ook,Ihadthesehardhatsmade.来看看隔♥爆Checkitout.Kick,Ass.我拿“爆吧-好lltakethatone.-Okay.哦天啊Ann这也太酷了Oh,myGod,Ann,thisissocool.你头晕晕的吗-晕Doyoufeelgiddy?-Yeah.我太自豪了msoproudo
26、fus.梦特娇小姐准备好了吗MissMontague,youready?我不想告诉他我的真名Ididntwannatellhimmyrealname,youknow?懂Yeah.首先讲话是很重要的时刻First,speech.Isimportantmomenthere.我们现在要填上这个坑不是用土Weareabouttofillthisholenow,notwithdirt,而是用千头雄狮般的勇气butwiththecourageofathousandlions以及所有掉进这个破坑里的朋友们的严肃记忆andthesolemnmemoryofallofourfriendswhohavefalle
27、ninthiscursedhole.填了它Dumpit!恶什么情况Ugh!Whatthefuck?是Andy吗Andy?我没事mokay.哦天Oh,God.哦我的天哪Oh,myGod.哦Oh!哦那个哗哗的声音确实烦人Well,thatbeepingwassureannoying.但这个声音更烦人Butthisisevenmoreannoying.我来处理llhandlethis.监控器不是玩具AndyThemonitorisnotatoy,Andy.只要你玩它什么都是玩具Anythingisatoyifyouplaywithit.我就当你是因为脑震荡才这样吧Illchalkthatuptoyo
28、urconcussion.好消息是你拍片结果没问题ThegoodnewsisyourCATscansclear.好哦-Andy很高兴你没事Cool.-Andy,mreallyhappyyoureokay.1.eslie也很担心1.esliewasworried,too.我们应该检查下你是不是在家的Weshouldvecheckedbeforetoseeifyouwere.home.哦不是我说过了我已经从坑里搬出去了Oh,no,Itoldyou.Imovedoutofthepit.我只是把耳机掉那所以回去找IjusthadtogobackbecauseIforgotmyheadphones.然后
29、我在这张巨舒服的帆布上躺着ThenIlaiddownonthisreallycomfytarp,有个我没仔细看过的旧麦片盒子我应该是看着就睡着了IsawanoldcerealboxIhadntreadbefore,soImusthavedriftedoff.接下来你也知道Nextthingyouknow.Dirt.起来一下Scoochupforonesec.躺回去吧这样好点Andbackdown.Thereyougo.啊Ah!太好了像躺在云上一样Thatisperfect.It,slikemlyinginacloud.这也太棒了Thisisawesome.Ann和Andy就像过去一样Annan
30、dAndy,justlikeoldtimes.这个坑有神秘的力量啊Thepitworksinmysteriousways.对Andy我很抱歉但对我做的并没有后悔msorryaboutAndy,butmnotsorryaboutwhatIdid.我犯了啥罪勇敢吗What,smycrime?Igotbold?稍微大意了点吗-KnopeAndalittlenegligent?-Knope!来我办公室马上Myoffice!Now!嘿能在这抽烟吗Hey.CanIsmokeinhere?你不抽烟Youdontsmoke.只是问问我能不能JustaskingifIcan.你嗑药了吗Areyouhigh?我磕
31、的是“咔D崩”mhighonkaboom.不请求许可请求原谅Dontaskforpermission,askforforgiveness.是的你从没向我请求过许可对吧ThatsrightYouneverdidaskmeforpermission,didyou?很抱歉戳破你的咔泡泡Well,msorrytoburstyourk-bubble,但我刚刚被市政经理咔严厉的批评了butIjusthadmyassk-handedtomebytheCityManager.现在整个部门已经咔完蛋了Andnowthisentiredepartmentisk-screwed.Ron我真的真的真的对不起Ron,m
32、so,so,sosorry.你咔他妈的在想啥呢WhattheK-wereyouthinking?我宁愿她向我提出请求然后被我拒绝IwouldpreferthatsheaskmeformypermissionsoIcansayno.我喜欢拒绝Ilikesayingno.会降低他们的热情Itlowerstheirenthusiasm.你好-我从家里找出了点干净衣服给你Hello.-So,1broughtyousomecleanclothesthatIfoundatmyhouse.哦天我的性感小毛衣Oh,myGod.Mysexysweater.二头肌剪出了个窟窿谢谢Ithasaholecutouto
33、verthebicep.Thankyou.没事Noproblem.不A蛋糕真心的谢谢你No,A-Cakes,seriously,thankyou.不客气Yourewelcome.不谢谢你No.Thankyou.不不不不不你你在干.No,no,no,no,no.What.Whatareyou.你觉得现在发生了什么Whatdoyouthinkishappeningrightnow?一场悲剧的事故重新点燃了你觉得早已死去的感情Atragicaccidentreignitedfeelingsyouthoughtwerelongdead,而我们终于又回到一起andwearefinallybacktoge
34、ther.Andy我们没有回到一起Andy,werenotbacktogether.你知道我现在算是跟Mark一起了YouknowthatmkindofwithMarknow.哦天居然还在发生吗Oh,God.Isthatstillhappening?我不理解他到底有什么我没有的Idontgetit.WhatdoeshehavethatIdonthave?你认真的吗Areyouserious?是啊Yeah.一切他真的有一切你没有的东西Everything.Hehas,literally,everythingyoudonthave.一份工作一辆车一份稳定的收入一个地址Ajob,acar,astea
35、dyincome,anaddress,第二双鞋餐厅礼仪asecondpairofshoes,tablemanners,说“棉条时不会嘻嘻哈哈的能力theabilitytosaytamponwithoutgiggling.Mark的生活很有条理Markhashislifetogether.我给你换个护士1Igetyouadifferentnurse.Andy身上发生的事真的太惨了It,sawfulwhathappenedtoAndy.但有时你想做个煎蛋你得砸几个蛋Butsometimeswhenyoumakeanomelet,yougottobreakafeweggs.还行啥选择不做煎蛋了吗Wh
36、atsthealternative?Noomeletsatall?谁想生活在那种世界里Whowantstoliveinthatkindofworld?可能鸟吧那样它们的孩子就就能活下来Maybebirds.Thenalltheirbabieswouldlive.Knope小姐Knope小姐MissKnope?MissKnope.嗨我是ScottBraddock市政律师Hi.ScottBraddock,CityAttorney.你好Scott我不知道你和Andy是朋友Hey,Scott.IdidntknowthatyouwerefriendswithAndy.我没见过他Inevermethim.
37、但我知道他可能随时起诉我们WhatIdoknowisthathecouldsueusatthedropofahat.我是说现在他是全Pawnee镇最危险的人Imean,rightnow,he,sthemostdangerousmaninPawnee.你们律师一天到晚想的就是这些吗Isthatallyoulawyersthinkabout?法律诉讼法律和法律措辞1.awsuits,andlawsandIegalese?是的-没事你大可放心Yes.-Yeah.Well,youcanrelax.我只会进去说Allmgonnadoisgoinandjustsay,“很抱歉都是我们的错.”Weareso
38、sorry,itsentirelyourfault.不不不不这些一个字都不能说No,no,no,no.Youcantsayanyofthat.这些承认了责任Itadmitsliability.你不能说“很抱歉“或者”道歉“Youcan,tsaymsorry,orIapologize.,会暗示歉疚Itimpliesguilt.这也太疯了我必须道歉Andy是受害者Thatsinsane.Ihavetoapologize.Andywasavictim.不能说“受害者”在一个极端不幸的状况中Cantsayvictim.-ofanextremelyunfortunatesituation.不能说“不幸“
39、不能说“状况”Can,tsayunfortunate/1andyoucantsaysituation.1我不能说“状况”这个词语吗Icantsaythewordsituation?不行暗示出现r状况No.Itimpliestherewasasituation.我可以送他这个猪吗CanIgivehimthepig?可以猪没事Yeah,thepigsfine.嗨Andy-嗨LeslieHi,Andy.-Hi,Leslie.我买♥♥了这个给你希望你早日康复哼-嗷Igotthisforyou.Hopeyousquealbetter.-Aw!这是我的朋友ScottThisis
40、myfriendScott.你好SCOttHi,Scott嗯哼Mmm-hmm.Andy我只想说我很很.Andy,Ijustwantedtosay,Iamso,so.Mmmmmm,mmmmmm,mmm.有感情和任何人一样Filledwithemotions,asanypersonwould.啥What?不能做手势Nomiming.呃Uh.你在坑里Youwereinthepit.我们没有承认那个点Werenotconcedingthatpoint.你在一个地方Youwereinaplace.我们现在都在这Werebothherenow.政♥府♥.不不不行Thegover
41、nment.-No,no.No.我们得走了-什么Wegottogo.-What?我们走-为什么1.etsgo.-Why?WendellAdams我是Andrew的律师WendeIlAdams.mAndrewsattorney.Andy别啊Andy,no.这是我唯一的选择Itsmyonlyoption.Andy停下Andy,stop.我建议我的客户不要和你说话veadvisedmyclientnottospeakwithyou.他准备控告Pawnee镇HessuingtheCityofPawnee.Andy你在控告你的家乡吗Andy,youresuingyourhometown?Andy另UAn
42、dy,no.我们能聊聊吗1.ook,canwejusttalkaboutthis?1.eslie别1.eslie,no.这也太可怕了Thisisterrible.别说“可怕”Dontsayterrible.1别回头Dontlookback.你好啊Hello?Andy我是LeslieAndy,itsLeslie.你好啊Hello?你好Andy我是LeslieHello?Andy,itsLeslie.骗你的啦哗声后留言Psych.Leaveamessageafterthebeep.Andy我是LeSlie听着Andy,itsLeslie.Look.你说这是你唯的选择是什么意思Whatdidyoum
43、eanwhenyousaiditsyouronlyoption?我觉得我们该聊聊律师不在场的时候Ithinkweshouldtalk.Withoutlawyerspresent.如果你愿意见面就用粉笔画一个”XIfyouwannameet,justputawhitechalkX在市政厅街对面的邮筒上onthemailboxacrossthestreetfromCityHall.或者打给我打给我就行Orcallmeback.Justcallmeback.Andy为什么你不问我电♥话♥Andy,whyaren,tyoureturningmycalls?因为你律师吗是因为
44、你的律师Isitbecauseofyourlawyer?Itsbecauseofyourlawyer.Andy我是你姨你妈或者你♥爸♥的姐妹Hey,Andy,itsyouraunt,yourmomordadssister.我不知道该怎么说但你叔去世了Idontknowhowtotellyouthis,butyourunclehaspassed.他和耶稣在一起了HeswithJesusnow.所以我们30分钟后在市政厅举♥行♥追悼会Sowe,rehavingamemorialin30minutesatCityHall.嘿市政厅免费发吉他啦所有人快去Hey!FreeguitarsatCityHall!Everybodyrun!因为本地灾害你AndyDwyerBecauseofalocaldisaster,you,AndyDwyer,需要前往的疏散地点是Pawnee市政厅mustgototheevacuationcenteratPawneeCityHall.哈Hmm.好诡异Thatwasweird.你在那呆多久了Howlonghaveyoubeenthere?我保证Andy不是为了钱起诉的IpromisethatAndyisntsuingjustforthemoney.1.eslie这个人住在
