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1、很高兴能来这里女士们Wellit,sapleasuretobehere,ladies.我以为没人在乎我在市议会的时期呢Ididntthinkanybodyreallycaredaboutmytimeonthecitycouncil.哦我们在乎实话说您真的很鼓舞我Oh,Wedo.Imean,youaresuchaninspiration.82岁依然如此硬朗Stillgoingstrongat82.那条手绢多老了啊Howoldisthathandkerchief?嗯这不是条手绢是张发♥票♥Well,itsnotahandkerchiefItsareceipt.Paula
2、Horke是Pawnee40年前当选的第一位女市议员PaulaHorkewasPawneesfirstfemalecitycouncilor40yearsago,她真的非常鼓舞我andshewasahugeinspirationtome.女性在Pawnee已经有很大进步了WomenhavecomealongwayinPawnee,但我们还有很长的路要走butwestillhavequiteawaystogo.我是说严格来说我要预约这个会议室Imean,technically,mnotallowedtoreservethisconferenceroom还需要我丈夫或者父亲的签字withoutmy
3、husbandorfatherssignature.70年代的政♥府♥真的是男孩俱乐部Governmentwasarealboys,clubbackinthe70s.他们抽着雪茄拉我的胸罩Theysmokedtheircigars,theysnappedmybra,在鞋子上穿镜子来看我的裙底woremirrorsontheirshoestolookupmyskirt.嗯我很高兴地报告现在这里是无变♥态♥的人♥民♥俱乐部了Well,Iamhappytoreportthatitisnowapervert-freep
4、eoplesclub.嗯除了Dexhart议员Well,exceptforCouncilmanDexhart,他可是自称变♥态♥whosaself-describedpervert.是啊而且Milton不是也想亲你来着Yeah,anddidntMiltontrytokissyou?嗯是啊情况不是完美的Well,yeah,thingsarentperfect.所有其他男议员曾经搞了个日历记着我的月经周期Alltheothercouncilmenusedtokeepacalendarofmymenstrualcycle.你开玩笑吗Areyoukiddingme?那也太可
5、怕了他们没对我这么做Thatishorrible.Theydontdothattome.他们也对我这么做吗Dotheydothattome?我曾经尝试组建一个委员会为女性争取更多市政♥府♥的工作Ioncetriedtostartacommissiontotrytogetmorejobsforwomenincitygovernment,而他们驳回了我说是因为我正在生理期andtheydismissedme,sayingthatitwasbecauseitwasjustmytimeofthemonth.不可否认他们是对的Admittedly,theywereright.
6、因为那个日历Becauseofthecalendar.男人都是猪所有人Manpigs.Allofthem.你知道吗我要接手继续那个委员会YouknowWhat,Imgonnagetthatcommissiongoing,因为这种不平等已经持续够久了becausethisinequalityhasgoneonlongenough.你知道吗我觉得男人比女人更强YouknowwhaIthinkmenarebetterthanwomen.她开玩笑的Sheskidding.不我没有No,mnot.他们供养我们而我们必须听从他们因为他们是我们的主人Theyprovideforus,andwemustobe
7、ythembecausetheyareourmasters.APril停下April,stopit.1.eslie你这种专横的语气永远都找不到男朋友的1.eslie,youllneverlandabeauwiththatdomineeringtone.我们必须走在男人后面Wemustalwayswalkbehindthemen.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第11集第5季第11集大胡子蠢蠢的Moustache!Dumb-dumb!大胡子蠢蠢的Moustache!Dumb-dumb!你好啊-我就是来送一些雇员-Hello.-1justcametodropoffsomeoftheemployee-发生
8、什么了Whatishappening?姑娘们休息了Thegirlsareonbreak,而她们的保姆今天不在镇bandtheirsitterhadtogooutoftownfortheday,所以Diane上班的时候我照顾她们somwatchingthemwhileDianeworks.我从Leslie那借了记号♥笔IborrowedsomemarkersfromLeslie从Leslie那借了点贴纸andsomestickersfromLeslie还从Andy那搞来了个电子画板andaLite-BritewhichIgotfromAndy.屎姑娘们这位是AnnGirls,thi
9、sisAnn.跟Ann聊聊吧她很棒的TalktoAnn.She,sterrific.嘿年轻妞们Hey,dudettes.到周末了很振奋吧不对Youstokedabouttheweekend?No.哦看看这些漂酿漂酿的小珠子哦Oh,lookatthispwetty,pwettywittiebeads.她们不是婴儿Theyrenotinfants.我不知道我跟小孩相处很奇怪Idontknow.mweirdwithkids.所以你们喜欢Coldplay吗SoyouguyslikeColdplay?你太奇怪了Youreweird.你才Youre.哦嘿姑娘们Well,hey,girls.不No.好吧谢谢
10、Okay.Thanks.一个雇佣性别平等委员会Anequalgenderemploymentcommission.1.eSIie我不觉得这是个好主意1.eslie,Idontthinkthisisagoodidea.我觉得这是个太棒的主意Ithinkitsafantasticidea.哦Oh.我不知道你要往那个方向讲呢Ididntknowwhereyouweregoingwiththat政♥府♥中女性雇员的缺乏简直是犯罪Thelackofwomeninthisgovernmentiscriminal.我要请每个部门今天送两个人来开会mgonnaaskeachdepa
11、rtmenttosendtwopeopletoameetingtoday.好-还有Yeah!-And!还有而且我可以让ShaunaMalwae-TweepAnd-andIcanaskShaunaMalwae-Tweep在Pawnee日报上为此写一篇文章towriteanarticleaboutitforthePawneeJournal.她是我的特殊朋友Shesmyspecialfriend.你现在这么称呼她了啊Thatswhatyourecallinghernow.我不知道要怎么称呼她1dontknowwhattocallher.我没完全理解年轻人的行为Idontentirelyunderst
12、andthebehaviorofyoungpeople.最近我们参与了一种叫做“面基”的活动Recently,weengagedinsomethingcalledagrouphang.就像是个约会但在场还有另外七个人Itwaslikeadate,butthereweresevenotherpeoplethere.真的让人费解Itwasveryconfusing.我不确定我们的标签是什么mnotreallysurewhatourlabelis.标签可能会不好但也有可能会好1.abelscanbebad,buttheycanalsobegood.”警告有毒漂白剂”是个好标签Warning:Toxi
13、cbleachisagoodlabel.ShaunaMalwae-Tweep有很棒的酒窝ShaunaMaIwae-Tweephasamazingdimples.所以委员会的事呢-是的对委员会Sothecommission?-Yes,right,thecommission.我现在就着手开始了-很好mgonnagetthatgoingrightnow.-Great好的我知道你给我发的这条短♥信♥是假的Okay,IknowthistextyousentmewasalieR.E.M.乐队主唱乐队已解散MichaelStipe不是真的在这里对吧andMichaelStipei
14、snotactuallyhere,correct?是的那是个谎Correct.Thatwasalie.是啊不我知道是Yeah,no,Iknewitwas.要是真的我真不知道该怎么样Ijustcouldn,tlivewithmyselfifithadbeentrue.所以我才发的啊AndthatswhyIsentit.免费彩虹糖在哪呢WheresfreeSkittles?给你了兄弟Hereyougo,buddy.嗷Aw!他就能得到他的东西吗Hegetshisthing?听着我需要你俩教我关于篮球的一切1.isten,Ineedyoutwototeachmeeverythingyouknowabo
15、utbasketball.“租个型”现在蒸蒸日上Rent-A-Swagisdoingreallywell.我第三个月就开始盈利了montracktoturnaprofitinmythirdmonth.唯一的问题所有在店里消费的孩子们都对篮球爱疯了Oneproblem：Allthekidsthatshopinthestorearebasketballcrazy.他们只聊这个It,salltheytalkabout.我要有和他们闲聊的能力Ineedtobeabletoschmoozethem,而我不能一直把篮球运动员们称作and1can,tkeepreferringtobasketballplay
16、ersas”克洛伊卡戴珊的老公和他的朋友”KhloeKardashianshusbandandhisfriends.你们就是能帮我的人Yourejustthementohelpmeout.一个运动员一个热爱统计数字的宅男Onejock,onegeekwholovesstats.我给你们几分钟时间取消今天剩下的所有计划llgiveyouafewminutestocanceltherestofyourplansfortheday.没必要我唯一的计划就是买♥♥彩虹糖Noneed.MyonlyplanwastobuySkittles.性别平等委员会哇ChrisWow,Chr
17、is.你的性别平等委员会真是个香肠节啊Yourgenderequalitycommissionisarealsausagefest.哦我天没搞错吧Oh,myGod.Yourekiddingme.我还以为总会有几个部门送女的过来呢Ijustassumedthatsomeofthedepartmentswouldsendwomen.哦我的天Oh,myGod.我也是问题的一部分Iampartoftheproblem.抱歉各位Excuseme,everyone.有人注意到这个性别平等委员会里没有女性吗DidanyonenoticethattherearenowomenontheGenderEquali
18、tyCommission?哦你旁边就有一位女士啊Oh,there,saladyrightnexttoyou.哦等等不是Oh,wait,no.只是一位非常美丽的男士Itsjustaverybeautifulman.是的后来我们要重新平衡这个委员会Yes,okay,wearegonnaneedtorebalancethiscommission.听着你铺设场地和准备零食的工作干得很好1.isten,youdidagreatjobsettingitupandgettingthesnacksready,但我们现在要接手了butwe,lltakeitfromhere.嗯Milton议员零食确实是我准备的W
19、ell,CouncilmanMilton,1didputthesnackstogether,我也必须得说他们很好吃andtheyaredelicious,Imustsay,但那不是重点butthatisnotthepoint.给这个女孩子鼓掌吧Roundofapplauseforthegirl.她要离开去准备更多零食了Shehastoleavetogetmoresnacks.不我不会这可是我的委员会No,Idont!Thisismycommission!哎哟为何这么生气啊Ouch.Whysoornery?还没到7号♥呢It,snotthe7thyet.你的鞋子都红啦Yoursho
20、esarerednow.耶-万岁Yay.-Hooray.嘿Hey!妈咪Mommy!你活下来了对吧Yousurvived,huh?确实确实是Indeed,Idid.她们怎么样真心话Howwerethey?Really?好得不得了我们玩得很开心Couldn,thavebeenbetter.Wehadawonderfultime.嗯那就好Well,that,sgood.因为我的保姆还没回来Causemysittersstilloutoftown,所以我真不想麻烦你soIreallyhatetoaskyouthis,但你明天能再带她们一天吗butisthereanywayyoucouldtakethe
21、magaintomorrow?当然我会很开心的Ofcourse.dbedelighted.你真是救命恩人谢谢你了Yourealifesaver.Thankyou.姑娘们想和Ron再过一天吗Girls,youwannaspendanotherdaywithRon?好啊Yeah!我觉得雇佣女人的问题之一是她们太脆弱易碎了Ibelieveoneproblemwithhiringwomenisthattheyrefrailandbreakable.有没有可能你想到的是灯泡呢或者你的屁♥股♥Isitpossibleyourethinkingaboutlightbulbs?Or
22、yourhip?嗯我要是老300岁的话议员Mm.IfIwere300yearsolder,Councilman.无关的胡言乱语不说我做了些调查Incoherentramblingsaside,vedonesomeresearch,政♥府♥女性雇员占有率已经坏透了andthefemaleemploymentrateingovernmentisabysmal.首要的罪犯保洁部Thenumberoneoffender:Sanitation.太棒了Allright!不不不别庆祝了No,no,no,stopcelebrating.为什么没有女性垃圾清理员啊SteveWhyar
23、etherenofemalegarbagecollectors,Steve?我不知道我们雇女的干其他事了Idontknow.Wehirewomenforotherthings.你只有一位女性她还是个秘书Youhaveonewoman,andshe,sasecretary.而她是我们最好的秘书Andshesthebestsecretarywegot,除了DanexceptforDan.Dan很棒-DanDansawesome.-Dan.垃圾清理员有很高的工资很好的福利Garbagecollectorsmakegoodwages,theyhavegoodbenefits,他们是将这个城市黏结的难闻
24、粘合剂andtheyarethesmellygluethatkeepsthiscitytogether.你们需要雇佣女性Youneedtohiremorewomen.没那么多女的来应聘Notthatmanywomenapply,而且这份工作对身体素质要求很高的plusitsaveryphysicallydemandingjob.你们一般女人根本搞不定啊Youraveragewomancanthandleit.哦是吗Oh,no?好的为了提高效率我做了非常详尽的笔记Okay,soItookextensivenotesonwaystomaximizeourefficiency,因为我们不能只和男性一
25、样好becausewecantbejustasgoodasthemen.我们必须更好Wehavetobebetter.是的完全没错我们来吧Yeah,youretotallyright.Letsrockthis.April我爱你但我现在不需要你的讽刺April,Iloveyou,butIdontneedyoursarcasmrightnow.我认真的我们转起来吧mserious.Letsgetrolling.我想搞点垃圾了Iwannagetintosomegarbage.怎么了我爱垃圾啊What?Ilovegarbage.你们在垃圾里找到过尸体吗Youeverfoundadeadbodyinth
26、etrash?或者身体部位Orbodyparts?比如躯干和头什么的1.ike,atorsoorahead?拜托要说头Pleasesayhead.嘿DeweyLeslie居然带了活页夹Hey,Dewey.Lesliebroughtbinders.上面写的啥Whatdotheysay?“捡起垃圾扔车里”吗Pickupgarbage.Putintruck?实际上是的Actually,yeah.活页夹每页上都这么写因为我相信考虑周全ThatswhatsinthebinderoneverypagebecauseIbelieveinbeingthorough.好吧行Allright.-Okay.我们走吧
27、垃圾人们1.etsdoit,trashpeople!嗷Whoo!我们来喂饱野兽吧1.etsfeedthebeast!你在这呢Hereyouare.我在名录里找了好一会儿了1hadtosearchthedirectoryforquiteawhile.不知为何我以为你的姓是HansonIthoughtyourlastnamewasHansonforsomereason.不是Perkins一直都是No,itsPerkins.Alwayshasbeen.你看起来更像是HansonYouseemmorelikeaHanson.无论如何我今天又要照顾姑娘们了Anyway,Ihavethegirlsagai
28、ntoday,而她们想要和你一起玩andthey1reaskingtoplaywithyou.真的吗我以为她们讨厌我的啊Really?Ithoughttheyhatedme.不完全相反No,theopposite.我不知道你对她们施了什么法术但很管用1dontknowwhatyoudidtoem,butitworkedlikegangbusters.或者她们确实讨厌我Ortheydohateme,你只是绝望了而且累了andyourejustdesperateandtired.不管怎样你能帮我吗Eitherway,canyouhelpme?我没有活动了她们已经在玩我的地雷了moutOfactiv
29、ities,andtheyreplayingwithmylandmine.这些东西好酷这都是什么啊Thesethingsarecool.Whatarethesethings?我们来玩个单词联想游戏1.etsplayawordassociationgame.我说一个词你说第一时间联想到的词-好llsayaword,andthenyousaythefirstthingthatpopsintoyourmind.-Okay.你.记者You.-Reporter.我市政经理Me.-Citymanager.我们Us.哦杂♥志♥Ooh!Magazine.根据Leslie的活页夹Ac
30、cordingtoLeslie,sbinder,她和April比起男的们平日用时更短sheandAprilaremakingevenbettertimethantheguysdoonanormalday.哇这也太奇怪了Wow,that,sweird.你知道我们这些女人啊Youknow,withusbeingwomenandall,你觉得我们的胸会造成阻碍呢youdthinkourboobswouldgetintheway.痰是这样的吗Phlegner先生IsthataccurateMr.Phlegner?Knope女议员在这条路线上时间比通常提前了吗IsCouncilwomanKnopeahe
31、adoftheregularscheduleforthisroute?无所谓了无可奉告Whatever.Nocomment.挺难搞的Toughstuff.你在摆姿势吗我没带摄影师来Areyouposing?Idonthaveaphotographerwithme.Google地球GoogleEarth.一直在拍照Alwaystakingpics.我们走起1.etsmoveitout!好了我们从基本的开始Allright,letsstartwiththebasics.呃要不你就打下一对一看看你能不能得分呢Uh,whydontyoujustplaysomeone-on-one,seeifyouca
32、nscore?Andy防守Andy,guardhim.呃他太大个了我看不到那边Eh,hestoobig.Icantseeoverhim.这不公平It,snotfair.我感觉所有人应该是同样体格Ifeellikeeveryoneshouldbethesamesize.好吧你得创造空间Okay,youhavetocreatespace.你就该运球过他Yougottajustdribblearoundhim.就这样-现在如何Thereyougo.-Nowwhat?投投球Shoot!Shoottheball.我做到篮球了吗DidIdobasketball?有点Kindof.再试试吧Tryitagai
33、n.Tommy来扣篮Tommyforthedunk!我的屏幕Myscreen!但它实际上是个嗜血的巫婆Butitwasactuallyablood-hungrywitch把她们妈妈的脸当面具戴着whowaswearingtheirmomsfacelikeamask!你搞什么啊女人Whatiswrongwithyou,woman?抱歉我以为孩子们喜欢鬼故事的Sorry.Ithoughtkidslikedghoststories.嘿姑娘们想看看我的护士工具里有什么吗Hey,girls!Didyouwannalookthroughmynursekit?想哦看看有绷带呢Yeah!-Ooh,checki
34、tout,bandages!我们可以给娃娃们扎上Wecanwrapupthedolls,假装她们刚刚做完手术andpretendtheyjusthadsurgery.耶好棒Yeah!-Awesome!是啊或者我们可以川这个锤子测试膝跳反射Yeah,orwecanusethishammerandtestreflexes.耶-来Zoe看Yeah!-Here,Zoe,watch.试试我试试我Dome!Dome!现在试试Junebug公主DoPrincessJunebugnow!好了你知道吗RonOkay.Youknowwhat,Ron?我可以照顾她们一会儿Icanwatchthemforalittl
35、ewhile,如果你要ifyouwanna.休息一下的话Takeabreak.大蒜这是StacyKnoblauch的房♥子ThisisStacyKnoblauchshouse.我跟她一起上的高中Iwenttohighschoolwithher,而她对我超级刻薄andshewassupermeantome,而现在我知道她还染发andnowIknowthatshedyesherhair.我就知道那个荡♥妇♥不是天生金发Iknewthatwenchwasntnaturallyblonde.哦我的天Oh,myGod!她必须要用处方强度的除臭剂Shehastou
36、seprescription-strengthdeodorant这是我人生最棒的一天了Thisisthebestdayofmylife.嘿女士们有人刚刚联♥系♥我们去收东西Hey,ladies,someonejustcalledinapickup.我们必须去计划外的一站Wehavetomakeanunscheduledstop.希望你们能搞定了不在活页夹里Hopeyoucanhandleit.Itsnotinthebinders.新挑战吗Anewchallenge?放马过来吧Stevie仔Bringiton,Stevieboy.呜APriI我们收场了Whoo!Apr
37、il,letsfinishup!我们有些成见要克服Wehavesomestereotypestoovercome.还有些隐私要侵犯Andsomeprivacytoviolate!耶-呜Yeah!-Whoo!等等不对Wait,no.哦-是的Oh!-Yes!空心球-棒Nothinbutnet.-Nice!你正式成为球员了Youareofficiallyabailer.我生来就是球员孩子vebeenabailersincebirth,son.现在我是个运动健将了Now,manathlete.嘿你们这群小呆子想打会儿球吗Hey!Youlittlechumpswannaplaysomeball?当然啊我
38、们来吧Sure.-Letsdothis.注意了Tommy要半场投篮了Watchout.Tommyfromhalfcourt.这事儿真的不会有好结果了Thiscouldreallyonlygopoorly.他一直不让开啊-Tom-Hewontgetoutofmyway!-Tom-我的天Oh,myGod!耶-好Yeah!-Yes!Tom你到底在干啥啊Tom,whatthehellareyoudoing?我在转身啊Ben跟我说要转身mpivoting.Bentoldmetopivot.我跟你说你可以转身Itoldyouyoucanpivot,不是说你只能转身notthatyoucanonlypivo
39、t.别转身了Stoppivoting!好吧那肯定是犯规了Allright,that,sillegal.我可能了解不多但你不能就1maynotknowmuch,butyoucantjust从另一个球员手里直接偷球stealtheballfromanotherplayer.嘿你不是那个“租个型”的店主吗Hey,arentyoutheguywhoownsRent-A-Swag?是啊TomHaverford-你的篮球也太烂了哥们Yeah!TomHaverford.-Yousuckatbasketball,man.嗯你的礼貌也太烂了先生Well,yousuckatbeingpolite,sir.这挺好玩
40、的但我们明天有一场真正的比赛Thishasbeenfun,butwehaveanactualgametomorrow和真正会打的家伙们打againstguyswhocanactuallyplay.我们走1.etsgo.AndyDwyer大灌篮AndyDwyerforthedunk!嗷那堵墙太近了Aw,thatwallssoclose.医生们手术现在结束:了Doctors,theoperationisnowcomplete.Zoe医生请你用反射锤检查一下她还好吗DoctorZoe,couldyoupleaseusethereflexhammertoseeifshesokay?这是我和孩子们度过的
41、最欢乐的时光了ThisisthemostfunIhaveeverhadwithkids.她们甚至还说长大之后要当医生Theyevensaidtheywantedtobedoctorswhentheygrowup.给各位保姆们的新鲜提醒Hottipforyoubaby-sittersoutthere.经常给你的孩子们玩医疗用具吧1.etyourkidsplaywithmedicaltoolsallthetime.我们有个问题-啥Wehaveaproblem.-What?哦我的天Oh,myGod.姑娘们这不是协商现在把门打开Girls!Thisisnotanegotiation.Unlockthe
42、doorimmediately.不我们在做手术No!Weredoingsurgery!只有医生允许进来Onlydoctorsareallowedinhere.好吧Okay.退后女士们Standback,ladies!Ron不不不不很危险Ron,no,no,no,no!Thatsdangerous!肯定有人有钥匙的吧对吧Somebodyinheresgottahavekeys,right?我有钥匙啊怎-Ihavekeys.Wha-)erryJerry.没想过我会这么说IneverthoughtIwouldsaythis,但我太高兴你在这里了butIamsogladyourehere.嗯肯定是其中
43、一把对吧Well,itsgottabeoneofthese,right?哦不女士们不不不不不Oh,no.-Ladies,no,no,no,no,no!病人需要剪发Thepatientneedsahaircut.她的头发感染了Herhairisinfected.快点Jerry-好啦我在试啦Hurry,Jerry!-Okay,mtrying.不是这把-不Itsnotthisone.-No.好吧我在这种压力下真的不行Okay,mnotgoodunderpressurelikethis.Zoe住手拜托了不Zoe,stopit,please!-No!Zoe把剪刀放下Zoe,putthescissorsd
44、own.哦Oh!不No!面包房♥联♥系♥我们Bakerycalledthisin.需要搬上那边的卡车Needstogoonthattruckrightthere.简简单单美极了Ah,easy,breezy,beautiful.那是“封面女孩“化妆品的广&hearts浩♥词我没打算那么说的ThatstheCovergirlslogan.Ididntmeantosaythat.好吧我们来吧数到三Okay,herewego!Onthree!好吧-一二三动Okay.-One,two,three,moveit.四五六我们走Onfour,five,s
45、ix,herewego!你们需要帮忙吗Youneedahand?不不我们不需要帮忙No,no,wedontneedahand.咋你觉得圣女贞德也要人帮忙吗What,youthinkJoanofArcneededahand?帮忙干啥-我来告诉你们Doingwhat?-Letmetellyousomething.我们不会走Wearenotleaving直到这个女权主义障碍的象征untilthissymbolicfeministobstacleisloaded被抬上那辆女性进步的卡车ontothattruckofwomensadvancement,而你可以把这些都记卜.来Shaunaandyoucanputthatontherecord,Shauna
