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1、能借用一下那把勺子吗CanIborrowthatspoon?天才叔公格斯先生搬家了格斯先生Mr.Gus!你害大家没麦片吃了Youranoutofoatmealforustoeat.格斯先生Mr.Gus!格斯先生Hey,Mr.Gusl我昨天刚买♥♥了的Ijustboughtsomeyesterday.早安披萨史蒂夫Goodmorning,PizzaSteve.早餐雕塑做得不错Greatbreakfastsculpture.麦片我健斗上的腹肌不是很好显现出来Itshardtogetmyrippingabdetails都怪格斯先生用光棉签了whenMr.Gusisouto
2、fcottonswabs.去跟格斯先生说JusttellMr.Gus.他会去店里买♥♥的Hellgotothestore.格斯先生在吗格斯先生Mr.Gus!Areyouup,Mr.Gus?我们得补棉签了Weneedmorecottonswabs!棉签不能让这种事影响到我Nope,notgonnaletitgettome.厕纸走钢丝Toilet-papertightrope!这个我能冷静处理好Icancalmlydealwiththis.不好意思Excuseme,yall.厕纸用光了Wereoutoftoiletpaper.别碰我的书Pleaseleavemybook
3、salone.有谁看到我的梳子吗Andhaveanyofyallseenmycomb?没看到Haventseenit.天才叔公你一定是误会了UncleGrandpa,msureitwasamistake那东西明明就是我的梳子butthatisclearlymyhairbrush.能不能还回来MayIhaveitback,please?对不起格斯先生Sorry,Mr.Gus.谢谢Thankyou.我去换衣服买♥♥东西了Now11justgetdressedandpickupourgroceries.能不能来个谁解释下Couldanybodyperchancetellm
4、e怎么会有这么多蝙蛆聚集在我房♥间里whysomanybatswerecongregatedinmybedroom?!是我们买♥♥来吃苍蝇的Webroughtthemintoeattheflies.哪来的苍蝇Wheredthefliescomefrom?还用说Duh!我们放你房♥里的猴子来的Fromthemonkeyweputinyourroom.什么猴子Whatmonkey?我们找它来Theonewegot.保护我的麦片雕塑toprotectmyoatmealstatue.不过没想到会有蚂蚁Wewerentexpectingants,t
5、hough.够rThatsit!我一定要搬家Iamdefinitelymovingout!再也受不了了Icanttakeitanymore!你要去哪Whereyougonnago?哪都行Anywhere!你们两个室友最垃圾Youtwoaretheworstroommatesever!确实Yeah,sure.你问来能不能帮我们买♥♥东西Whenyoucomeback,canyoupickupthegroceriesweneed?你们连我话都没听Yourenotevenlisteningtome.我搬走了mleaving!还真是Youreright!这唱片太棒了This
6、recordisgreat!好Fine!格斯先生总算去买♥♥东西了Mr.Guswentforgroceries-finally.来看电视吧NowletswatchsomeTV!可电视要怎么开ButhowdoweturntheTVon?从来都是格斯先生开电视Mr.Gusalwaysdidthat.电视启动TVon!电视启动TVon!格斯先生怎么能抛弃我们不管HowcouldMr.Gusleaveuslikethis?太自私了Howselfish!格斯先生留了张字条Mr.Gusleftanote.我搬家了格斯先生Imovedout.Mr.Gus.还以为他去买&heart
7、s;♥东西了1thoughthewenttogetgroceries.等一下附注我不买♥♥东西Wait.P.S.-mnotgettinggroceries.一定要把他找回来Wehavetogethimback!他到处都有可能在Buthecouldbeanywhere.等一下看看背面Wait.Checktheback.再附注我在宁静草地P.P.S.-matPeacefulMeadows.一起找回格斯先生1.etsgetMr.Gusback.电视就能启动了AndtheTVturnedon.宁静草地这才是大好生活Now,thisisliving.一整间公&h
8、earts;寓♥都归我Gotthiswholeapartmenttomyself.家当全都干净整洁Everythingissoniceandclean.保佑这团乱都用不着挂这个僧皮话十字绣了Idontevenneedthiswittycross-stitchinganymore.不错Yep.终于可以自己静静吃点美味麦片了NowIcanfinallyenjoysomedeliciousoatmeal没有不体贴的室友来烦我就是爽withnoinconsiderateroommatestoannoyme.格斯先生Mr.Gus!格斯先生求你回来吧Mr.Gus,pleasecomeback
9、!我们需要你回露营车WeneedyouaroundtheRV.不要走开No!Goaway!看牌子Readthesign.禁止恳求Nosoliciting?可是格斯先生我们又不是推销员啊But,Mr.Gus,werenotsolicitors.恳求另一块牌子Theothersign.禁止前室友Noex-roommates,?可是格斯先生But,Mr.Gus!不行No!看完我牌子现在看我嘴Youreadmysigns.Nowreadmylips.等一下Hangon.我以后绝对不跟你们同居当室友Idontwanttolivewithyouguysasroommatesnomore.我住这里很舒服Th
10、isplaceisperfectforme.别赖住我门口了Nowpleasegetoffmydoorstep.邮件披萨史蒂夫看来格斯先生要独居了Well,PizzaSteve,guessMr.Gusisonhisownnow.这下没法开电视了WellnevergetourTVturnedon.别掉泪了叔公Putthosetearsaway.UncleG.快看causecheckitout.隔壁的公♥寓♥在招租Theapartmentnextdoorisforrent.招租我不是很能理解mnotsureIunderstand那怎么能帮我们让格斯先生回来呢howthat
11、willhelpusgetMr.Gustocomebackhome.要是他觉得我们是最垃圾的室友Ifhethoughtweweretheworstroommatesever那就搬到他隔壁当最垃圾的邻居wecouldmoveinnextdoorandbetheworstneighborsever.垃圾到让他回露营车跟我们一起住Soworse,hedhavetocomebacktotheRVwithus.没错Bingo.陀思妥耶夫斯基的名著TheresnothinglikereadingsomeDostoyevsky在自家看就是舒服inthecomfortofmyownhome.紫色还是得对付吵死
12、人的邻居Guessmgonnahavetodealwithsomenoisyneighbors.反正可以一直戴着降噪耳机Icouldalwayswearthesenoise-cancelingheadphones.总比跟不体贴的室友住一起强Stillbeatslivingwithdisrespectfulroommates.可恶Dangit!看来要实行第二阶段了叔公1.ookslikeitsontophasetwo,UncleG.叔公UncleG?等一下披萨史蒂夫Holdon,PizzaSteve.我要下音乐mabouttoletthebeatdrop.Beet(甜菜)与beat(节拍)谐音我
13、准备好了Okay,mready.先等一下So,wait.我们第二阶段是要Forphasetwo,arewegonna拿卷心菜炖豆子淹了格斯先生公♥寓♥吗floodMr.Gus1apartmentwithcabbageandbeanstew?不对不对不对No,no,no,no,no,no,no.要把他熏出公♥寓♥Weregoingtostinkhimoutofthatapartment逼他回来一起住andbacktous.可是卷心菜炖豆子Butthatcabbageandbeanstew好像也不怎么臭啊doesntreallysmellto
14、ostinkytome.吃了就臭了Itwillafteryoueatit.张嘴Nowopenwide.好Okay.现在会怎么样披萨史蒂夫Whatssupposedtohappennow,PizzaSteve?3.2.这样就对了Nowwe,recooking.陀思妥耶夫斯基好一个文豪Oh,Dostoyevsky,youarethelivingend.哪来的臭味Whereisthatputridstenchcomingfrom?又是邻居Neighborsagain.估计在炖什么臭玩意Probablycookingupsomenastystew.反正可以一直戴着消臭鼻塞子GuessIcouldalw
15、ayswearthesesmell-cancelingnoseplugs.总比跟不体贴的室友住一起强Stillbeatslivingwiththoseinconsiderateroommates.可恶Dangit!好了叔公Allright,UncleG.现在来进行第三阶段Timetomoveontophasethree.好披萨史蒂夫Okay,PizzaSteve.你准备好就进行Readywhenyouare.怎么Whatthe.你澡洗得爽不叔公Howsyourbathtimegoing,UncleG?可爽了披萨史蒂夫Great,PizzaSteve.继续冲水Keepthewatercoming
16、.可以Cando.这老房♥子多半有几条镀锌管会漏水Man,theresprobablysomeleakygalvanizedpipesinthisoldbuilding.不过也难不倒我Butmnotgonnaletitbotherme.只要有防水雨伞就没事了AslongIgotmywater-cancelingumbrellallbeallright.怎样都比跟不体贴的室友住一起强Besides,anythingisbetterthanlivingwiththosedisrespectfulroommates.邻居法没成功Well,beingterribleneighborssu
17、redidntwork.那可能就得加大力度了Maybewegottotakeittothenextlevel.你有办法能让格斯先生YougotanyideastogetMr.Gus搬回来一起住吗叔公tomovebackinwithus,UncleG?叔公你在干什么UncleG,whatareyoudoing?那什么东西Whattheheckisthatthing?叔公UncleG!抱歉披萨史蒂夫Sorry,PizzaSteve.我在组装我网购的吸魂器IwasjustassemblingthissoulvacuumIgotonline.可以帮我们灵魂出窍Itcansuckoursoulsrigh
18、toutofourbodies这样就能当鬼缠身别人了incaseweeverwantedtohauntsomeone.有了Thatsit!叔公你真是个天才UncleG,youreagenius.是吗Iam?没错Yes.可以用你的吸魂器Wecanuseyoursoulvacuum变鬼把格斯先生吓出公♥寓♥tohauntMr.Gusoutofthatapartment回露营车上andbacktotheRV.这样他就能随时帮我们开电视了ThenhellturntheTVonforuswheneverweneed.快来吧Comeonin.现在开始刚刚好Thewater,sf
19、ine.行了Okay.先等一下Hangonasecond.这东西安全吧Thisthingissafe,right?上边有安全带Ithastheseseat-beltthingies.那就灵魂出窍吧Well,thenletsdothis.我们的躯壳好吓人Ourlifelessbodieslookprettycreepy.格斯先生看到我们来一定会被吓跑NotascreepedoutasMr.Gusisgonnalookafterwepayhimavisit.没错Oh,yeah,son!叔公一起去闹闹UncleG,let,sgethaunting.好Yes!大众严重小看了俄♥罗&hea
20、rts;斯♥哲学Russianphilosophyishighlyunderrated.有点奇怪Thatsalittlestrange.不过也没啥好怕的Noworries,though.我早就点好了蜡烛vegotthispre-litcandle.多半是阵风吹灭的Maybeagustofwindhadsomethingtodowiththat.好吧O-kay.布布,Buuu?我看不懂1dontgetit.快给我Givemethat!抱歉Sorry.怖这到底怎么问事Whattheheckisgoingonhere?行了快看Allright!Look!成功了叔公Itworked.Un
21、cleG.好耶Yes!各位Guys.先让我抱歉就那么丢卜.你们了beforeyousayanything,msorryIleftyoulikethat.从今往后我一定不会那么缺心眼了lltrytobemoreunderstandingandtolerantfromnowon.但现在得马上远离那家闹鬼公♥寓♥Butrightnow,wegottogetfarawayfromthathauntedapartment.跑得越远越好Weregoingfaraway让鬼绝对找不着wherethoseghostswillneverfindme.格斯先生把我们躯壳拐走了Mr.Gu
22、sisleavingwithourbodies.还要吗披萨史蒂夫Dontweneedthose,PizzaSteve?随他去吧1.ethimgo.快看看Checkitout.这里有先进的高清电视Thisplacehasastate-of-the-arthigh-definitionTV.所以可以看我们最爱节目的Sowecanwatchallourfavoriteshows现代宽屏版吗incontemporaryaspectratios?没错Thatsright.而且这种高科技Andwiththisupdatedtechnology开一定可容易打开了turningitonshouldbeabreeze.好像出了个问题Ithinkwemayhaveaproblem.不要啊Noooo!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.