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1、前情回顾Previouslyon.知道吗今天你容光焕发Youreglowingtoday,youknowthat?加布丽尔怀孕了你抛弃了我Gabriellegotpregnant.Youwalkedoutonme.是啊看看我的下场我无家可归Yeah,butlookhowfarIgot.mjustupthestreet.尽管有麻烦Troublemovedin.和乔治在一起让你有负罪感BeingwithGeorgemadeyoufeelabitguilty.我得克服是不是？Well,lljusthavetogetoverit,wontI?但布里向前迈了一步我知道杀死梅勒妮.福斯特的真凶是谁AndB
2、reemovedon.IknowwhoreallykilledMelaniefoster.你们抓错了人Youarrestedthewrongman?但不是所有人Butnoteveryone.打电♥话♥给警♥察&hearts浩诉他们Call9-1-1andtell,em你把杀手关在地下室里他不是杀手yougotakillerlockedupinthebasement.Heisnotakiller.得到应有的下场Gotwhattheydeserved.人们常说需要是创造的源泉Itisoftensaidthatnecessityisthemotherofin
3、vention.妈妈们就是这样发明了“玩耍日”Thisishowmotherscametoinventplaydates.为了让自己有一点空闲的时间Sotheyoccasionallycouldhavealittletimeforthemselves.如果要找我我在沙龙Ifyouneedme.Illbeatthesalon.但有的母亲Buttherearesomemothers无法从这项妈妈们的发明中得到好处whodontgettotakeadvantageofthismaternalinnovation.比如勒奈特.斯加沃Motherslike1.ynetteScavo,勒奈特再也无法在周末
4、休息whowasnolongerabletorestonweekends因为没有人邀请双胞胎去”玩耍日”becausehertwinsnolongerreceivedplaydateinvitations,自从他们确保了莎夏.依德家的孩子eversincetheyhadconvincedSashaEden,sboy无法用他的魔法翅膀飞翔thatapairofmagicwingswouldallowhimtofly.而且怂恿莎伦.蔡司家的孩子Andtheyhaddouble-daredSharonchazinsboy骑车还蒙着眼睛toridehisbikeblindfolded.他们还鼓励丽莎.
5、赛德曼的孩子Andtheyhadencouraged1.isasiegmann,sboy玩一种刺♥激♥的新游戏“投砖块”totryanexcitingnewgamecalledtossthebrick.斯加沃家的双胞胎很快成为最不受欢迎双人组TheScavotwinshadbecomepersonanongrata,而勒奈特想在and1.ynettessecretdream礼拜六小睡一会的梦想ofbeingabletotakeanoccasionalnaponSaturdays越来越渺茫wasgrowingdimmeranddimmer.嘿Aah!直到有一天Unti
6、loneday.嘿!波特普雷斯顿放开他Hey,hey,hey,hey!Porter,Preston,knockitoff!你们听见了吗?住手！Allright?Didyouhearme?Isaidstopit.Standup.起来过来Standup.Comehere.对不起我的儿子打你们了吗msosorry.Didmysonbeatyouup?不是我们在打他们No.Wewerebeatingthemup.真的?你们被打了？Isthattrue?Didtheybeatyouup?没那么糟糕Ah,itdidnthurtthatmuch.吉米匹济你们干什么了？Jimmy,p.J.,whatareyo
7、udoing?我不是说过不准欺负别人？WhathaveItoldyouaboutganginguponpeople?真的很抱歉Iamsosorry.没关系相信我No,itsokay.Youknow,believeme,我的儿子没那么好对付myboyscantakecareofthemselves.如果他们受伤了我会付医药费Iftheygothurtatall,I11payforthedoctorbills.不用别担心No,nottoworry.我觉得他们玩得很开心Igotthefeelingtheyweresortofenjoyingthemselves.真的？Really?你觉得儿时让你家的
8、孩子来我家Whatwouldyousaytobringingyourboysovertomyhouse一起玩怎么样andlettingthemhangoutwithminesometime?终于勒奈特得到了她需要的东西Andthatshow1.ynettefinallygotwhatsheneeded.自己的时间Timeforherself.和孩子们的“玩耍日”Andplaydatesforherkids.对不起msorry,孩子们打了一场石头大战butmyboysdecidedtohavearockfightwithyourboys.真好玩！Itwasfun!她需要“玩耍日”Playdate
9、sshewasdeterminedtokeep.恩他们没事Well,theylookfinetome.不惜代价Atallcosts.下周时间不变？Sametimenextweek?好Okay.相机被设计用作捕捉图像Camerasaresimpletoolsdesignedtocaptureimages.照片能表达的东西比我们认为的多得多Imagesthattellusmoreaboutourselvesthanwerealize.让我们记住共同渡过的漫长旅程Theyremindusofthelongjourneywevetaken,我们身边深爱的家人thelovedoneswhotravele
10、dalongsideus.我们生命中失去的爱侣Thosewelostalongtheway.和在未来等待我们的新成员Andthosewaitingforusontheroadahead.好吧Okay.有张了♥宫♥的照片在前面我怎么吃得下？HowamIsupposedtoeatwithauterusstaringmeintheface?加布丽尔我不知道你有一张透视照片Oh,Gaby,Ididntknowyougotasonogram.让我看看1.etmesee.Oh.亲爱的你该把它放在像框里Honey,youneedtoputthatinaframeorsomethi
11、ng.我想不用1dontthinkso.不是吧这是你孩子的照片Oh,comeon.Thatsapictureofyourbaby.别说你一点都不激动Youcanttellmeyourenotalittlebitexcited.好吧”我怀孕了！哇”Fine.mpregnant.Whee!现在我们应该让苏姗开心起来Nowcomeon.WeresupposedtobecheeringupSusan.现在是转折期Thisisatimeofcrisis,我想你需要更多的冰淇淋谢谢andIthinkyouneedanotherscoopofmintchocolatechip.Thanks.苏姗你怎么能那么
12、镇定？Susan,whyareyousoeerilycalm?麦克.德尔非诺刚刚甩了你MikeDelfinojustdumpedyou.我认识的苏姗.梅尔一定会悲痛欲绝TheSusanMayerIknowwouldbeablubberingmessrightnow.来吧让那个苏姗回来她看起来一定很有趣Oh,comeon.Trotheronout.Shesfintowatch.事实上我现在对整件事看得很开Actually,Ithinkmstartingtofeelprettyzen我认为麦克过两天aboutthewholething.Well,IthinkMike就会冷静下来willcalmdo
13、wninacoupleofdaysandcometohissenses.不可能我试图把一个男人和他的儿子分开No.Icamebetweenthemanandhisson.那是彻底的背叛Itwasahugebetrayal.我甚至不怪他那么恨我Icantevenblamehimforhatingme.但扎克对朱莉那么着迷ButZachwasstartingtoobsesswithJulieagain.是啊母亲保护孩子Exactly.Youreamothertryingtoprotectherchild.那是本能It,sanaturalimpulse.过去几天Overthepastcoupleof
14、days,我仔细思考了一下自己的作为Igavemyselfalong,hardlookinthemirror,我觉得很糟糕andIdidnotlikewhatIsaw.我同意继续说mwithyou.Carryon.如果我现在开始成熟一些IjustthinkifIstartactinglikeanadultforonce,也许谁知道呢？maybe.whoknows?我和麦克至少还能再做朋友Somewheredowntheline,以后MikeandIatleastcanbefriends.好吧你不是看得开Allright,yourenotzen.你是麻木Yourenumb.我没事！mfine.有
15、馅饼吗？Doyougotanypie?除非我们现在做Notunlesswemakesome.我能等Icanwait哇Whoa.如果需要我们就在家里Soifyouneedus,wellbeathome,享受一个安静的夜晚justhavingaquietevening.有意思我想这里会热闹的Funny.We,reexpectingquitetheopposite.别忘了下周轮到来我家Well,dontforget,nextweekit,sourturn.下个周末我们会帮你们照看WellbetakingPorterand.Preston.波特和普雷斯顿Prestonoffyourhandsallwe
16、ekend.我们不会忘记的再见Restassured,wehavenotforgotten.Seeya.再见Bye.别担心Dontworry.小伙子们Whoa,guys.为什么不在楼上陪匹济和吉米？Whoa,whyarentyouupstairswithp.).AndJimmy?他们在看录像带他们带来的没声音真没劲Theyrewatchingthisdumbvideotheybrought.Itsboring.你们也应该出于礼貌看Well,youshouldbepoliteandwatchit,too.他们是客人Youknow,theyreyourguests.孩子们！Guys.孩子们!吃点零
17、食Hey,guys,wehavesnacks.我已经开机了能开始了吗？Fixthelight,thenweregoodtogo.准备好了吗？Okay,ready?好了等一下让我上♥床♥Okay.Allright,hangonnow.这是什么？Guys,whatisthis?电影Amovie.爸爸妈妈拍的Mommyanddaddymadeit.躲猫猫Peekaboo.看哇下面藏了什么？Whoa.What,sunderthere?躲猫猫！Peekaboo.Peekaboo.天啊!开关在哪里？Oh,mygod!Oh,mygod!Wherestheoffbutton?在面板
18、下面Itsunderneaththepanelthing.卡住了拿遥控拿遥控Well,itsstuck,itsstuck.Gettheremote.Gettheremote.怎么了？Whatswrong?哈Oh!找到了Ifoundit.哦啊Oh.Ahem.能喝可可了吗？Socanwehavethecocoanow?怎么样？Well,whatdoyouthink?很漂亮我一定要买♥♥下来Itisglorious.Ihavetohaveit.我不确定你配得上Dolce&GabbanamnotsureyoudeserveDolce&Gabbana.弗恩你从不打电&hear
19、ts;话♥来也不写信Vern.Younevercall.Youneverwrite.我最近很少来商场IknowIhaventbeeninthestorelately,最近忙着把我丈夫弄出监狱butvebeenalittlebusygettingmyhusbandoutofjail.那一定很麻烦Thatissuchawhitetrashthingtosay.幸运的是法官放弃了刑事起诉1.uckily,thejudgedroppedthehatecrimecharge,现在卡洛斯只需要服些劳役sonowallCarloshastodoisserveouttheslavelaborth
20、ing.他半年就能出来既然他还在监狱里Hellbeoutinsixmonths.Ifhesstillinthehoosegow,为什么要买♥♥那么漂亮的衣服whydoyouneedafancypartydress?我的模特朋友Becausesomeofmymodelfriends礼拜五从纽约来看我arecomingdownfromNewYorkonFriday,我一定得穿得漂亮soIhavetolookbetterthanever.不能让他们觉得我搬来郊区后IcanthaveemthinkingImovedtothesuburbs就在折扣店里买♥&he
21、arts;衣服andnowIshopatstripmalls.等他们看到这套衣服Butwhentheyseethisdress,theywillcrumpletothefloor一定会像旧袋子一样垮掉likethebotoxedhagstheyare.对有点紧Good.Youknow,itsalittlesnug.我看出来了我有0号♥的Yeah,Iseethat.Ihavethesamethinginazero.为什么不♥穿♥大一号♥?Whynotgoupasize?因为我穿OO号♥你个白♥痴♥B
22、ecauseIweardoublezero,youtwerp.为什么会紧？因为你刚刚说我胖了Whyyougettingsnippy?Becauseyoujustcalledmefat.亲爰的你怀孕了体形当然变了Honey,yourepregnant.Yourbodyschanging.我才三个月！Butmonlythreemonthspregnant.三个月是看不出来的Womendontshowatthreemonths.是这样吗？Somewomendo.要大一点的吗？Doyouwantthelargersizeornot?只要绝食两天mjustnotgonnaeatfortwodays.好吧
23、你真的应该穿DoICe&GabbanaOkay,youtotallydeservetowearDolce&Gabbana.我要一个解释Iwantanexplanation,Karl.你听到了吗Doyouhearme?伊迪把你的手从我背上挪开Edie,youjustbettergetthehelloffmyback,你想怎么样?我就要听这个？sohelpme.Oh,whatareyougonnado?dliketohearthis.男子主义!废物！Thebigmanwiththebigthreats.后退!后退！Backoff.Justbackthehelloff.嗨Hi.我拿到了你放在我门口的
24、盒子Okay,soIgottheboxofthingsyouleftonmyporch.我想你要把自己的东西拿回去Yeah,Ifiguredyoudwantyourstuffback.谢谢你Thanks.Thatsgreat,因为如果你不把JoniMitchell的cd还给我causeifyoudecidedtohangontomyjoniMitchellcds,我只能把你打晕再拿回来Iwouldhavehadtocomeafteryouwithaclub.一点不好笑Youreright.Itsnotfunny.实际上我想问你知不知道Actually,Ididwanttojustseeifyo
25、uwereaware你把那张我给你做的情人节贺卡也退了回来thatyougavemebacktheValentinesdaycardImadeyou.我知道Iwasaware,yeah.那么当人们分手时Oh.Well,Imean,whentwopeoplesplitup,一般不会把情人节卡片normallytheydontgivethingsback还给对方的likeValentinesdaycards.如果你不想留着扔掉就是了Ifyoudontwantit,youcanthrowitaway.请别还给我那很不礼貌Justpleasedontgiveitbacktome.Itstacky.抱歉
26、msorry.没关系人们总是会犯错Thatsokay.Peoplemake.mistakes.还有事吗Anythingelse?看你确定这是你想做的吗？1.ook,areyousurethisiswhatyouwanttodo?我理解Imean,Iunderstand你想结束我们的关系thatyoudontwantourrelationshiptocontinue.在以后那么长的时间里Youhavemadethatclear,butIsortofthought你表现得很清楚了但我想downthelongcorridorsoftime,我们或许能继续做朋友maybeyouandIcouldbef
27、riends,但如果你一直这样andifyoukeepactinglikethis.苏姗结束了任何意义上都是Susan,itsoveroneverylevel,okay?我重新开始你也应该这样Ivemovedon.Youshoulddothesame.狗♥娘♥养♥的!Miserablesonofabitch!如果我有秘密Iflhavesecrets,我比你更守密mahellofalotbetteratkeepingthemthanyouare!我要说一句Well,llsayonethingforus.即使有那么多问题Evenwithallourprob
28、lems,至少我们没有那样atleastwe,renotactinglikethat.我开始觉得Okay,mstartingtogetthefeeling我们不是去跳蚤市场thatwerenotgoingtoayardsale.那是让你跟我来的好办法Thatwasjustacleverrusetogetyouintomycar.准备好惊喜了吗？Areyoureadyforyoursurprise?嗯Mm-hmm.哦Oh.乔治这只是一座空屋子George,thisisjustanemptyhouse.有什么好惊喜的？Whyisthisasurprise?我刚买♥♥FI
29、justboughtit.哦天啊恭喜你Oh,mygod!Congratulations.乔治我都不知道你在找房♥子Oh,George,Ididn,tevenknowyouwerelooking.快点西尔他们来了！Hurry,ceal.Theyrehere!我来了嘿乔治mcoming.Hey,Georgie.布里这是我妈妈Bree,dlikeyoutomeetmymother.乔治从来没带女朋友来见我过Georgeneverintroducesmetoanyone.所以我想你很特别SoIknewyouwerespecial.这是希尔我妈妈的朋友Andthisisceal,mymot
30、hersfriend,也是地&hearts产♥经济人她卖♥♥给我了这座房♥子andtherealestateagentwhosoldmethehouse.嗨Hi.嗨Hi.我们到后面去Well,weregonnagointheback这样乔治才能.你知道soGeorgecan,youknow.那公So.真的喜欢这座房♥子？Doyoureallylikeit?是的真的喜欢Ido.Ireallydo.好我有点希望Good,causeIwassortofhoping你会喜欢住在这里thatyoumightliketolivehere
31、.布里Bree.嫁给我吧Willyoumarryme?啊？Huh?我爱你Iloveyou,我想我也知道你对我的感觉那还等什么？andIthinkIknowhowyoufeelaboutme,sowhywait?乔治莱克斯过世还不到两个月George,Rexhasntevenbeendeadfortwomonths.是但他的死不是正告诉我们Yes,butifhisdeathhastaughtusanything,人生短暂要抓紧时间it,sthatlifeisshort.Itsdumbtoplayitsafe.如果我们看到幸福的希望Ifweseeachanceforhappiness,就应该紧紧抓
32、住weshouldgrabitandholdontight.我本来以为是去跳蚤市场的See,Ithoughtweweregoingtoayardsale.求你了只要说一个字Please.Justsaytheword,我就是世界上最幸福的人了andyoullmakemethehappiestguyonearth.恭喜祝你们快乐Congratulations,youtwo.祝你走运Mazeltov.伙计们等等她还没答应Guys,wait.Shehasntsaidyesyet.哦Oh.我跟你说要再等等Itoldyouweshouldwait.那么布里Um.so,uh,Bree.你怎么说？Whatdo
33、yousay?乔治这件事.See,George,um,thethingis.好的Okay.你答应了？Youwill?你会嫁给我？Youllmarryme?是Okay.啊Oh!我的孩子Oh,mybaby!谁啊？Whoisit?你前夫Itsyourex-husband.卡尔Oh.Karl.什么事吗？Whatdoyouwant?我和伊迪闹翻了EdieandIjustbrokeup.哦进来吧Oh.Well,comeonin.抱歉突然来这里Sorrytocomeoveronsuchshortnotice,但我真的不想去旅馆butIcouldntfacegoingtoamotel.没关系朱莉去了朋友家Th
34、atsokay.Julie,sstayingatafriendstonight.你能睡她房♥间Youcansleepinherroom.好沙发就可以了谢谢Well,thesofasfine,butthanks.我能问问发生什么了吗SoamIallowedtoaskwhathappened?尽管问我不会告诉你Youcouldask,butIwonttell.为什么因为尴尬Whynot?Causeitsembarrassing.卡尔你又有外遇了？Karl,didyoucheatagain?不No.是她有？不Didshecheat?No.你看到她没化妆的样子了Youfinallysaw
35、herwithouthermakeup.苏姗Susan.抱歉msorry.你还好吗Areyouokay?还好有一段时间没去工作Yeah.Ithadntbeenworkingforquiteawhile.那是不可避免的Thiswasinevitable.最近Well,thesedays,我特别同情分手的人anybodygoingthroughabreakupgetsmysympathy.是啊我听说你惹那水管工生气了？ThatsrightIheardyoumadetheplumberangry.是让他发怒了No,Imadetheplumberfurious,很干脆地分手anditsdefinite
36、lyover.所以我不会笑你Sotherewillbenogloatingfromme.为理解干杯Well,herestonogloating.其实我还是用积极的眼光看这件事Mm.Actually,mtryingtokeepapositiveoutlook总的来说onthewholething.昨天我开始写作Um,lastnight,Istartedwriting,突然发现可以写一本书and,well,Ithinktheresabookinthere.一本书？是Abook?Yeah.像你以前的儿童书？1.ikeoneofyourchildrensbooks?不是写给成年人的No.Thisone
37、sforadults,关于我失败的情感aboutallmyfailedrelationships.你不会写我吧？Yourenotwritingaboutme,areyou?你是14章里的第一章Yourelikethefirst14chapters.你会实事求是吗？Areyougonnabefair?我会很公正的mgonnabehonest.我怕那样Iwasafraidofthat.很糟糕Itwasjustawful.乔治拿着戒指Georgehadaring.他母亲和她的朋友在那里拿着香槟Hismotherandherfriendweretherewithchampagne.如果我拒绝他一定很难
38、堪Iflhadsaidno,itwouldhavedevastatedhim.那么说你答应嫁给他只是出于礼貌？Soyouagreedtomarryhimjusttobepolite?显然Well,obviously,现在的人都不注意礼貌there,sadownsidetohavinggoodmanners.那么你几时才告诉他真实的感受？Sowhenwillyoutellhimhowyoureallyfeel?这就是我来找你的原因ThatswhyIwantedtotalktoyou.我有一部份想这样Imean,partofmekeepsthinking继续F去maybeIshouldjustdo
39、it.是吗?你是说嫁给他？Doit?Youmeanactuallymarryhim?听上去很匆忙但Well,Iknowitsoundsrash,但乔治有些地方很好but,well,there,ssomethingcomfortableaboutGeorge.我们有相同的品味和兴趣Wesharethesametastesandinterests.最重要的是他喜欢歌♥剧Oh,andbestofall,helovestheopera.歌♥剧？Theopera?上周我们看了阿依达Yes,wesaw,aidalastweek,我们都哭了andwebothcriedbucket
40、s.很有意思Itwasfun.乔治热爰艺术诗歌♥和音乐Georgelovesart,poetryandmusic.我想嫁给一个Itwouldbenicetobemarriedtosomeone喜欢世界上美的东西的人一定不会错wholooksforbeautyintheworldlikeIdo.我不知道所以我在这里Idontknow.Thatswhymhere.我不知道怎么办顾范医生Idontknowwhattodo,Dr.Goldfine.布里你很多次说到Bree,youvesaidmanytimes和乔治在一起是多么开心howcomfortableyouarewithGeorg
41、e,但你对他的感觉与对莱克斯是不一样的butyoudontfeelforhimthewayyoufeltforRex.是啊No.真爱必须伟大Trueloveisgreat.但在我生命的这个阶段Butatthispointinmylife,我更需要一些戏剧性Ithinkdratherjustgototheopera.给我你的杯子哦不要了Givemeyourglass.Oh,no,no,wait.喝了这杯Wegottafinishoffthis.不行不行四杯已经是我的极限了Noway,noway,noway.Fourglassesismylimit.如果你帮我喝完这瓶酒Ifyouhelpmefin
42、ishoffthisbottle,我就告诉你我和伊迪发生了什么lltellyouwhathappenedbetweenmeandEdie.满上Hitme.伊迪整理床铺时Ediewasmakingthebed发现了-张我藏在床垫下的照片andfoundapictureIkeptunderthemattress.一张不能让她看到的照片ApictureIdidntwanthertosee.什么照片？Whatwasit?是你的照片Itwasapictureofyou.为什么你Whywouldyou.因为我想时不时地看看BecauseitssomethingIliketotakealookatevery
43、nowandthen.哇哦Wow.这是什么意思？Whatthehellwasthat?Thatwassomething这一刻我已经等了很久很久vebeenwantingtodoforquitesometime.你只是想报复伊迪Oh,that,sjustyoureboundingfromEdie.你也只是在报复那个水管工Soyoureonthereboundfromtheplumber.这没什么错Noharm,nofoul.卡尔别说这些奇怪的话Karl,itwouldbesoweird.两个老朋友突然发现他们都单身了Weretwooldfriendswhosuddenlyfindthemselv
44、essingle.没什么不好Theresnothingweirdaboutus两个老朋友互相帮助让自己helpingeachotherouttobe.不那么寂寞Alittlelesslonely.谢谢你们照顾孩子Thankssomuchfortakingcareoftheboys.下周五我来接你们的孩子llbebackonFridaytopickyourguysup.雷纳德和我会带他们去水上公园1.eonardandIaregonnatakethemalltothewaterpark.是啊在那之前Yeah,um,beforethathappens.很快我们也能带潘妮宝贝一起出去Andweregonnabeabletotakepennysoon,aren,twe?她长得真快Shesgettingsobig.躲猫猫Peekaboo.躲猫猫Peekaboo.Peekaboo.好吧够了Yeah,okay,enoughofthat.我做错什么了吗？Istheresomethingwrong?事实上是的Actually,yes.我们正在苦恼怎么
