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1、剧情回顾Previouslyon.她会高兴的跳起来的Thiswillsweepherrightoffherfeet.你这个家伙你准备向苏珊求婚了是吗？我可没这么说Youdog.YouregonnaaskSusantomarryyou,arentyou?Ididn,tsaythat.他们说金钱买♥♥不到爱情Theysaymoneycan,tbuylove.我的礼物你给我们买♥♥了幢房♥子？Mygifttoyou.Youboughtusahouse?甚至幸福我还有一个孩子勒奈特Orevenhappiness.Ihaveanoth
2、erchild,1.ynette.我也是现在才知道的我并没有外遇这当然不能缓解Ionlyjustfoundoutaboutit.Iamnothavinganaffair.Anditcertainlycantease.你不想和我做♥爱♥不要多想Youdontwanttohavesexwithme?Donttakeitpersonally.内疚Aguiltyconscience.看这就是我为什么不能把帝国留给你孩子See,thatswhyIcantgiveyouthekeystothekingdom,kid.没种Noballs.我认识你吗？奥森霍奇苏珊的牙医朋友DoIk
3、nowyou?Orsonhodge.Susansdentistfriend.唯一能带来真正心灵平静的东西Theonlythingthatcanbringtruepeaceofmind.你能认出那件夹克吗Youbyanychancerecognizethejacket?这件夹克是属于我另一个儿子的Thatjacketbelongstomyotherson.就是承认真♥相♥Isadmittingthetruth.我们必须找到他们布里把丹妮尔带回来Wehavetofindthem,Bree,andgetDanielleback.让自己自♥由♥A
4、ndsettingyourselffree.我IE试图离开而这些白♥痴♥Iamtryingtoleaveandthesemorons.噢让我离开这里布里不要白费力气了Owl1.etgoofme!Bree,pleasedontstruggle.买♥♥的药付过钱吗？Havetheyrungupyourprescriptionyet?没呢正在付呢No,theyregettingitrightnow.那好把这个加上Good.Addthaton.你打算把头发染成淡黄色？Youredyingyourhairhoneywheatblond?不是我Oh,
5、itsnotforme.是给丹妮尔的It,sforDanielle.我要把她的头发变回原来那样Thathairisgoingbacktothecolorgodintended.你真认为当你给她染这个的时候她会乖乖听你的？Youactuallythinkshesgonnasitstillasyoutowelthisthroughherhair?如果有必要我会把她绑住的Oh,Iwilltieherdownifnecessary.而且我还准备查查她身上有没有穿孔malsothinkingofcheckingherbodyforpiercingswhilematit有点小题大做了吧Youreoverr
6、eacting.她正在经历青春期Shesjustgoingthroughaphase.这些都是正常的Thatswhatgirlsheragedo.她们会怀孕还会吸毒呢Theyalsogetpregnantandbecomedrugaddicts.把头发染成这样正是一个预兆Andthatcolorhairisthegateway.请把这个也加进去谢谢Wouldyouplease,uh,addthattoourbill?我说啊mtellingyou,Bree,你不要对她这么苛刻么youregonnahavetostopridingemsohard.我要保证她成为一个有责任心的人Iamtryingt
7、oensurethattheyturnintoresponsibleadults.相信我莱克斯到最后Trustme,Rex,intheend,她会感激我们的wewillberewarded.你怎么能够一直对自己这么确信？HowcanyoubesodamnsureOfyourselfallthetime?我对自己有信心难道不好吗？Whyismycertaintyaflaw?我了解自己我知道自己的价值1knowwhatmabout,Iknowmyvalues,我也知道什么是正确的andIknowwhatsright.我为什么不该坚持到底？WhyshouldntIstaythecourse?是吧威廉
8、姆斯先生？AmIright,Mr.Williams?我妈妈一直对我严加管教Mymotheralwaystookafirmhandwithme,对此我很感激andIthankherforit就是啊看看你现在多棒啊Exactly,andlookhowwellyouturnedout.听着你是一个好妈妈但凡事都有限度的1.ook,youreagoodmother,buttheresalimit.你得给她一点空间Youhavegottorelinquishsomecontrol,否则你会后悔的orelseyouregonnaregretit.不好意思你有时间吗？Excuseme.Doyouhaveth
9、etime?是的八点后哦我恐怕Yeah,itsjustafter8:00.0h,Iwasafraidofthat.恐怕什么？Afraidofwhat?我本来只需要被绑到7点钟的Well,monlysupposedtoberestraineduntil7:00.要知道我有的问题我会梦游Yousee,Ihaveaproblemwithsleepwalking.所以他们把我绑了起来免得我晚上起来TheyjusttiemeupsothatIdontwanderoff以致伤到自己andhurtmyself.嗯我想护士就快来了Yeah,well,msureanursewillbeinheresoon.只能
10、希望如此Onecanonlyhope.当然了如果医生先进来了Ofcourse,ifadoctorgetsherefirst然后看到有人被忘记松绑的话andseesthatsomeoneforgottoreleaseme,我想有人会有麻烦的msuretheydgetinalotoftrouble.女士我不能这么做1.ady,Icantletyououtofyourrestraints.我会被解雇的dgetfired.我当然不希望发生这样的事了Oh.Well,Icertainlywouldnotwantthattohappen.你叫什么？Whatsyourname?艾尔弗里德Alfred.哦有人叫
11、过你艾尔法”吗?Oh!Doesanybodyevercallyou,Alfie11?没有No.为什么呢？Andwhyshouldthey?那艾尔弗里德So,um,Alfred,我想你是否可以稍稍帮我松开点Iwaswonderingifyoucouldmaybeloosenmyrestraints.实在是太紧了Theyreincrediblytight,我想没有一条规矩会andmsuretherearenorules反对你让我稍微舒服点吧againstmakingmemorecomfortable.你以为我傻的？Doyouthinkmstupid?你说什么？Ibegyourpardon?当我帮你
12、一松开绳子TwosecondsafterIloosentheselittlerestraints,你就会狂抓我的眼睛youlltrytoscratchmyeyesout然后就溜掉了andmakearunforit我不会这么做的你这个精神有问题的娘们Well,mnotfallingforit,youpsycholittlebitch.事实上我希望他们再绑你一个月Infact,Ihopetheykeepyoutiedupforthenextmonth.那样我就不用干这个没菽思的活了CausedgetarealkickoutOfwatching整天看着你躺在这样一堆aprissylittlewhac
13、kjoblikeyou脏兮兮的东西上面了lyinginyourownfilth.知道我说什么吗？KnowwhatImean?当心.Carefulwiththose.这后面的水晶Thelastofthecrystal.Okay.嘿发生什么了Hey,whatsgoingon?哦嘿我们只是在搬家Oh,hi.Um,we,rejustmoving.嘿水管工Hey!It,stheplumber.来帮苏茜搬家吗Youcomeovertohelpsusiemoveintohernewhouse?搬家？Newhouse?她没告诉你吗？我为我的女孩们买♥♥了新房♥子Oh,
14、shedidnttellyou?Iboughtaplaceformygirls.你居然让他帮你买♥♥了房♥子Youlethimbuyyouahouse?厄他并不和我们一起住Uh,well,hesnotmovinginwithus.这就是你所说的独♥立♥生活？Afterthatspeechaboutwantingtogoitalone,在我提出要和你一起住后andafterIofferedtoletyoustaywithme?公平点说你只是有一-间空房♥子Tobefair,youjusthadaspareroom
15、,而这却是一整幢房♥子andthisisawholehouse.嘿别发火Hey,nooffense,你别呆在那不动你挡到我的路了ifyourenotusingyourback,yourejustintheway.你看到我买♥♥了那个戒指Yousawmebuyingthatring,所以你先下手为强andyoujusthadtocutmeoff.你给我买♥♥了戒指？Youboughtmearing?苏茜,让我来处理这事Suze,letmehandlethis.男人要保护他的家庭Amansgottaprotecthisfamil
16、y.麦克,关于那个戒指把这箱子放下Uh,Mike,aboutthatring.Putthatboxdown.怎么你还想打我吗？恩？What,yougonnahitme,huh?（苏珊）住手我的天Stopit!Oh,my.你们到底.住手够了Whatareyou.Juststopit!Oh,thatsenough!起来起来走走我的上帝Justgetoff!Getoff!Go!Go!Oh,mygod.什么住手够了退后.What?Stop!Thatsenough.Enough,enough.Backup.那枚戒指是给我的是吗？Andthatring.thatwasforme,right?Notnow.
17、哦我的Oh,my.卡尔,你还好吗？Ohh!Karl,areyouokay?你还好吧让我看看Areyouokay?1.etmesee.哦我的天Oh,mygod.能站起来吗？Whew.Canyousitup?哇Whew.小美你有空吗？Xiao-Mei,doyouhaveasecond?这听起来有点傻但是却一直困扰我Thisisprobablysilly,butitsbeenbotheringme.当你说：请不要杀了他Whenyousaid,pleasedontkillhim/你是说卡洛斯？didyoumeanCarlos?拉尔夫死了而不是索利斯先生Ralphdead,notMr.Solis.我知道
18、但是你说的是杀而不是死1know.Itsjust,yousaidkill,notdead.而且要是我要杀一个人一定是因为我很生气Anddhavetodobeprettyangrytokillsomeone,所以我想我的问题是soIguessmyquestionis,我有什么理由去生索利斯先生的气？doIhaveareasontobeangryatMr.Solis?对不起我还有很多衣服要洗Please,somuchlaundry.小美.Xiao-Mei.你怎么把你的内♥裤♥撕破了Howdidyouripyourpanties?我摔倒了Ifalldown.杨先生我们需要
19、你来签署一些法律文件Mr.Young,youllneedtocomeuptothehousetosignsomelegaldocuments.关于什么Whatfor?诺亚泰勒的遗嘱说明他死后的所有不动产都将立即转到你的名下NoahTaylorswillcalledforanimmediatetransferenceofhisentireestatetoyouuponhisdeath.那么所有的一切都是我的了？Soeverythingsmine?是的Thatscorrect.嘿爸爸Hi,dad.你和你祖父谈得怎么样了So,didyouhaveanyluckwithyourgrandfather?
20、是的我们谈过rYeah,ItalkedtoNoah.他一毛钱都不会给我Hesnotgonnagiveusthemoney.妈的扎克!什么Damnit,Zach!Sorry?在和他谈谈Gobackandtalktohim.不我我认为他不会改变主意的No,I-Idontthinkhesgonnachangehismind.真&hearts他♥妈♥的明天能见你吗Terrific.AmIgonnaseeyoutomorrow?不行我明天不能去No,I-Icantcometomorrow.那星期一呢WhataboutMonday?下个星期都不行Uh,nextweek,sbad
21、forme,too.有空时我会打电♥话♥告诉你的扎克？扎克！ll.IllcallyouwhenIknow.Zach?Zach!这里有什么我可以帮忙的吗IsthereanythingIcando?是的给我一部新手♥机♥和新的电♥话♥号♥码Yeah,getmeanewphonewithadifferentnumber.还有填满这个该死的池塘Andfillinthisstupidlake.你还好吧？Oh.Areyouallright?是的对止痛要稍微有点反应但是嗯Uh,yeah.Alittlehoppe
22、duponpainmedicine,but,um,不小心弄痛了牙齿Ichippedmytoothonthesaladshooter.哦那你得,Oh.Oh,youknow,youshould,um,打电♥话♥给我朋友奥森吧callmyfriendOrson.他是个牙医Hesadentist他会立刻帮你看看的谢谢msurehellseeyourightaway.Thanks.那So.你买♥♥的那个戒指-Aboutthatringyoubought.你有什么特别的事要问我吗？Isthereanythingparticularyou,dliket
23、oaskme?没了当你和卡尔在一起后Nope,notaslongKarlsgotyou我就没什么要问的了wrappedaroundhisfinger.这太可笑了Okay,thatsridiculous.卡尔没和我在一起根本没有Karldoesnthavemewrappedaroundanything.你接受了他给的房♥子你难道会不知道Youacceptedahousefromhim,andyourenutsifyoubelieve他另有所图？hedoesnthaveanulteriormotive.他是卡尔他是玩玩的He,sKarl.Hesplayingme.但是那房&heart
24、s;子对我女儿来说Butthathouseisgonnabeagreatplace真的是很不错formydaughtertolive.而当他有所行动的时候Andwhenhemakeshismove,他会发现其实是我在耍他hesgonnarealizethatiwasreallyplayinghim.那.戒指的事么.So.aboutthatring.我我不想再陷的更深了I.Ijustdontwanttogetdeeperintothis然后突然发现你的心不在这里了andsuddenlyrealizeyourheart,ssomewhereelse.麦克我的心就在这里Mike,myheartisi
25、ntheexactrightplace.我不能再和你谈下去了Ugh.Icanthavethisconversation.我的牙有的不对劲了Nowmytoothisthrobbing.当然了Ofcourse.好吧Okay.你甚至不想知道我的回答是什么？Youdon,tevenwannaknowwhatmyanswerwouldhavebeen?我们可不可以离开这里？Canwepleasegetoutofhere?这个地方太恶心了Thisplaceisgross.而且我很饿了And,god,mstarving.是的我知道但是我们没钱了知道吗？Yeah,Iknow,butwedonthaveanym
26、oney,remember?所以得会去我那里啊Thatswhyweshouldgotomyhouse.我知道我妈妈那里是安全的Iknowthecombinationtomymomssafe.我已经告诉过你很多次了Okay,vetoldyouathousandtimes,这太危险了在做事前你真得itswaytoorisky.No.Somethingyoushouldknowbeforeweembark好好想想清楚,onthislittleadventure.当我饿的时候我什么都做的出来Icangetprettybitchywhenmnotfed.听着我想可否冒昧问下1.isten,Ihopemn
27、otoutoflinehere,你是不是在监狱里呆过？butdidyoueverspendanytimeinprison?你可以从我的牙齿看出来？What,youcantellfrommyteeth?监狱的牙医-不会弄错的Jailhousedentistry.Unmistakableandnotpretty.是的几天前有过段时间在堪萨斯州Yeah,IdidalittletimeinKansasafewyearsback.你过去是监狱的牙医？Wereyouaprisondentist?在读书的时候我们去做过免费诊疗Uh,duringdentalschool,wedidfreebiework给那些
28、很穷的犯人在监狱里onsomeofthepoorGuineapigsbehindbars.Nooffense.知道吗我感觉好像在电影院里见过你Youknow,IhadthefeelingwhenIfirstsawyou在电影院里见过你我不这么认为inthemovietheaterthatwedmetbefore.Idontthinkso.我很肯定我想我认识你Oh,mprettysure.IthinkIknowyou.我会不会就是你看过那些犯人之一？AnychanceIwasoneofyourGuineapigs?不会我只在维吉尼亚的监狱做过No.TheonlyprisonworkIdidwas
29、backinVirginia.证书上写着你是明尼苏达州毕业的么DiplomasaysyougraduatedfromMinnesota.我在三个州都有执照的mlicensedinthreestates.请把嘴张大Openwide,please.别讲话不会弄痛你的Donttalk.Iwouldntwanttohurtyou.卡洛斯你答应过你今天会回来的Carlos,youpromisedyou,dcomehometoday.我不管塔娜皆想要怎样！Well,IdontcarewhatTanakawants!我不想要整天独自一个人Rattlingaroundthisstupidhouseallbym
30、yself在这该死的房♥子里晃来晃去！isnotwhatIsignedupfor!别别别别挂电♥话♥我不是要对你大喊大叫！No,no,no,donthanguponme.mnotdoneyellingatyou!索利斯太太Mrs.Solis.你好吗？Howareyou?好的你难以想象Thebestyouveeverhad.笑什么呢？Whafssofunny?我和我朋友打了个赌MeandmyfriendJustinhadthisbet.看看谁会先失身Seewhocouldlosetheirvirginityfirst在这个夏天教会露营的时候thissum
31、meratBiblecamp.我想我一定是赢了他GuessIbeathimtothepunch.你是处♥男♥?Youwereavirgin?看不出来吧？Soitdidn,tshow?哦不Uh,no.不我是说我感到有点奇怪No,Imean,Iguessitwas,well,weirdwhen当你刚才叫着一个个美国总统们的名字时youstartednamingtheAmericanpresidentsinorder.啊我希望你当时没听到Yeah,Iwishyouhadntheardthat.我仅仅是想Iwasjusttryingto.不不你很棒No,no,youwere
32、good.但刚才的那种姿势可不太像总统Jusifitcomesupinschool,Paulreverewasneverpresident.哦谢了Oh.Thanks.我刚才感觉很棒索利斯太太I,uh,hadareallyawesometime,Mrs.Solis.那很好很高兴如此Well,good.mglad,因为这再也不可能发生了becausethiscanneverhappenagain.为什么？Why?我这么做的唯一理由是TheonlyreasonIdidthis因为我很生卡洛斯的气wasbecauseIwasangryatCarlos.现在呢我不再生气了谢了Now,thankstoyo
33、u,mnotangryanymore.你应该生气的我是说他整天不在这里Well,youshouldbe.Imean,theguysneveraround.他现在可能正在其他地方乱搞呢Hell,hesprobablyoffhavinghisownaffairrightnow.不可能的Oh.Iseriouslydoubtthat.你怎么知道？Howdoyouknow?因为卡洛斯根本没这个胆子BecauseCarlosdoesnthaveanadulterousboneinhisbody.我们刚才做的他永远都不会去做Whatwejustdidhecouldneverdo.对他来说性♥爱
34、♥不只是性♥爱♥是一种亲密的关系Forhim,sexisntjustsex.It,sasignofintimacy.这是他表达爱的方式Itsthewayheshowslove.而不是通过聊天倾听Youknow,insteadoftalkingandlistening或者陪陪我来表达andspendingtimewithme.这是为什么？Whatwasthatfor?我想你需要一个吻Thoughtyouneededakiss.好吧因为这是我们最后一次了Well,sincethisisourlasttime,我想我们得尽兴点了Iguesswecanmake
35、themostofit.那你是真的很信他了？So.youreallytrusthim,huh?完全是Completely.就像所有的好妈妈那样1.ikeailgoodmothers,加布丽尔买♥♥来了几个最高档的婴儿监听器Gabriellehadpurchasedseveraltop-of-the-linebabymonitors.她打算用它们来密切关注Shehadplannedtousethemtokeepaclosewatch她的小宝贝onhernewbornchild.但计划有变了Thatplanwasabouttochange.我要去买♥&he
36、arts;点东西Somgonnagoshopping然后还要去下训练师那里andthenmgonnaseemytrainer,得要个大约三小时andlldefinitelybegonefor,like,threehours.好吧我走来玩开心点Okay.Well,Igottago.Havefun.很快的潘妮Notlater,penny.妈妈就来给你换尿布了Mommysgottachangeyounowcauseyoustink.小美尝尝这个Here,tastethis.卡洛斯哦天哪Oh,man!小美这太棒了Xiao-Mei,thatisamazing.你喜欢吗Youlike?哦是的不好意思把这弄
37、乱了Oh,yeah.Sorryifmmakingamess.没关系的木须肉就是该这样的Itsokay.Mushuporksupposedtobemessy.我真希望加布丽尔也能做这个IwishGabriellecouldcooklikethis.你吃过辣椒肉馅玉米卷饼吗Haveyouevertriedherenchiladas?有过一次太难吃了Onetime.Theymakemesick.麦克还没看信呢Mikestillhasn,tseentheinvitation.他会的会见你的Ugh.Hewill,andhellmeetyou你们会浪漫的相见的foraromanticmotorhomere
38、ndezvous,然后你求婚他会接受的andyoullpropose,hellaccept,然后你们就永远开心的在一起了andyoullbothlivehappilyeverafter.你真的认为会这样？Youreallythinkthatswhatsgonnahappen?我真的希望如此It,smydeepesthope.哦他出来了Oh,thereheis.成功了Werein.波利？这是个好名字Polly?That,sagoodname.不好Noway.帕梅拉Pamela.我说了叫潘妮IsaidIwantedpenny.哦勒奈特.Oh,1.ynette.我分娩时痛了整整8个小时啊Eighth
39、oursofgruelinglabor.这不公平Thatsnotfair.我都受了这么多苦你会做些什么？Neitherarestretchmarks,butwhatareyougonnado?在我一生中我只知道一个叫潘妮的人veonlyknownonepennyinmywholelife,是个荡♥妇♥你的阿姨不就叫潘妮吗?andshewasaslut.Isntyourauntnamedpenny?是的就是她Yeah,thatsher.女儿的名字就这么定了Ourdaughterisofficiallynamed.你可以走了Youmaygonow.好吧这个就听你的了Al
40、lright,llIetyouwinthisone,但是下个得听我的butIgettonamethenextone.你答应过我们只生四个的Youpromisedmewe,dstopatfour.记得吗？你想要四个孩子Remember?Youwantedfourkids,我只想要一个最后我们说好四个的Iwantedone,andsomehowwecompromisedonfour.够吧？Canwepleasestopnow?勒奈特你把我弄痛了1.ynette,yourehurtingme.你答应我我就放手Iwillstopassoonasyoupromise.好吧我答应了Okay,Ipromis
41、e.好Okay.亲爰的我我不是想要你失望Honey,I.Ididntmeantoupsetya.只是我们一直很开心啊Itsjust.Wevebeensohappy.亲爱的有时候你在干活Sweetie,sometimeswhenyoureatwork,而我在家独自照看三个小孩andmhomealonewiththreeyoungboys,我并不开心mnotsohappy,现在我得一个人对付四个了andnowmgonnabealonewithfourkids.每个都很可爱是的Eachoneisablessing,yes,butIdontthinkIcantakeanymore.Blessings.
42、再多的话我要疯了Moreblessingscouldmakemelosemymind.你明白吗？Doyouunderstand?是的Yeah.111射谢Thankyou.亲爱的真的很痛啊Honey,thatreallyhurt.有比我那八个小时更痛吗？Didithurtforeighthours?没No.那好吧Okay,then.我一定是疯了居然同意这么做Imusthavebeencrazy,agreeingtothis.亲爱的你会感到与众不同的Honey,youregonnafeeldifferently当你见到凯拉时onceyoumeetKayla.她是个聪明可爱的小女孩Sheisaswe
43、et,smartlittlegirl,而且还会帮会你忘掉讨厌的诺拉plusitllhelpyougetpastyourresentmentofNora.我不1dont.好吧来了Well,heregoes.你们好Hey,you!你一定时勒奈特你一定是诺拉了Youmustbe1.ynette.AndyoumustbeNora.我想如果我们也来个拥抱的话会觉得怪怪的Iguessitdbeweirdifwehugged.可能吧Probably.凯拉呢？Wh-where,sKayla?哦她没来Oh,shedidntcome.我们大吵了一架我就Wegotintothishugefight,andIwas,
44、like.我简直不愿再见到她Ijustcouldn,tstandtolookatherface所以我把她留邻居家了onthatlongplanetrip,soIdumpedherattheneighbors1.但是你们有我啊But,hey,comeon,yougotme.不管怎样kayla真的挺不错的So,anyway,Kaylaisdoinggreat.她很漂亮也很聪明Shessopretty.Shessosmart.她简直就是足球队的明星Shespracticallyastaronhersoccerteam.我带r她的一张靓照Ihavethecutestpicture.你知道我们并不需要照片Youknow,wewouldn,tneedapicture要是像你答应的那样把她带来就好了ifyouhadactuallybroughtherlikeyoupromised.哦对不起Oh,gosh,msorry.要知道在这过去的11年里Youknow,butIjusthaventhadmuchtime为了照顾你们的那几个孩子togetawayonmyownsince,urn,vebeentakingcare我连自己的时间都没了好爸爸of
