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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公回忆泡沫天啊Oh,man!为什么我睡不好WhydidIsleepsobad?谁来帮我解脱啊Someonesavemefromthismisery.是的没错Yes,indeed!我买♥♥的全新回忆泡沫床垫Mybrand-newmemoryfoammattress呵护我又疼又脆弱的脊椎formyold,oldachy,breakyspine.马上就把床垫铺好Guessllgoinstallthisbadboy.叔公等等Hey
2、,UncleG,wait.什么事小史蒂文Whatisit,littleSteven?其实吧Well,actually,um.我想问一下我披萨史蒂夫IwaswonderingifI,PizzaSteve可不可以睡那张床垫couldsleeponthatmattress?虽然我很想让你睡披萨dlovetoletyou,peezy可我已经有一千多年没睡觉了butIhaventsleptforover1,000years.那我Well,I.我想想1.etmethink.我刚连续做了46次双重后空翻Ijustfinisheddoing46doublebackflipsinarow.继续Keepgoing
3、.然后我AndthenI.把钢琴从老太太身上搬下来1.iftedapianooffanoldlady连腿都不带弯的withoutevenbendingmylegs.你就是我的一切Youaremyeverything没有什么会改变这事实andnothingwilleverchangethat.舒服吧宝贝Comfortable,mydove?很舒服谢谢叔公你可以走了Yeah,thanks,UncleG.Youcangonow.那当然Ofcourse.小猪猪睡觉觉Piggiesgosleepies.你睡得好吗兄弟Didyouhaveagoodsleep,buddy?这是哪你们都是谁啊WhereamI
4、?Andwhoareyoupeople?你在露营车上我们是你的好兄弟Youreintherv,andweareyourbuddyboys.好奇怪我不记得我有好兄弟Thatsfunny,Idontrememberhavingbuddyboys.我都不记得自己叫什么了Idontevenrememberwhattocallmyself.你是披萨史蒂夫不记得了吗YourePizzaSteve.Dontyouremember?我我是一片披萨m-masliceofpizza.热水天才叔公UncleGrandpa披萨史蒂夫是出事了吗hassomethinghappenedtoPizzaSteve?肯定没事格
5、斯先生Well,msureitsnothing,Mr.Gus.我刚好知道怎么办可以解救他Iknowjustthethingtogethimoutofthisfunk.我可以治好你的顽疾披萨史蒂夫1havethecureforwhatailsyou,PizzaSteve.你今早忘了戴你的独家酷哥墨镜了Youforgottoputonyourtrademarkcooldudeshadesthismorning.在屋里戴墨镜免了吧Sunglassesindoors?Nothanks.情况比我想得还严重ThisisworsethanIthought!披萨忘了怎么当史蒂夫了Pizzaforgothowt
6、obeSteve!不好说天才叔公Idontknow,UncleGrandpa我感觉他根本没事heseemsprettyokaytome.不不不Oh,no,no,no!国家尊崇的俏皮话蛮干家可不是这样Thisisntthewise-crackindaredevilournationadores.得想办法让披萨史蒂夫记起自己是谁WehavetosomehowremindPizzaSteveofwhoheis.有了格斯先生Thatsit,Mr.Gus!要想唤起Inordertojog披萨史蒂夫美好过去的问忆PizzaStevesmemoryofhisawesomepast就必须重新创造出他的极限事迹
7、wehavetore-createhisextremeexperiences.就比如他开高速飞车飞越月球那会儿1.ikethetimehejumpedoverthemoonwithhisspeedcycle.一片披萨怎么可能会飞越月球Howcouldasliceofpizzajumpoverthemoon?已经开始讲俏皮话了Alreadycrackinwise.披萨史蒂夫是这样的ClassicPizzaSteve.现在我们要逐步Now,wellgostepbystep做出你先前提过的内容justasyouexplainedtomebefore.首先飞越斜坡Firstyoujumptheramp
8、然后飞出天窗thenoutofthesunroof再穿越地球大气层飞越月球thenthroughtheearthsatmosphereandoverthemoon再降落回露营车andlandbackintherv.天才叔公先生我强烈怀疑Mr.UncleGrandpa,Ihaveastrongfeeling之前的我都是夸大其词mypreviousselfwasexaggerating想给你们留下好印象toimpressyou.披萨史蒂夫居然说实话这还是头一遭PizzaSteveisbeinghonest?Thatsafirst.胡说八道Nonsense.披萨史蒂夫真要夸大其词的话IfPizzaS
9、teveWaSexaggerating那我怎么还会有好印象thenwhyamIsoimpressed?他疯了吗我做不到Isheinsane?Icantdothis!刹车唤醒了没你这小菜一碟Doesthatjogyournoggin,littlesqueezy?没Nope.披萨史蒂夫我想到了Hey,PizzaSteve!Igotit!你失忆之前Beforeyoulostyourmemory向来都会说你有多爱youwouldalwaystalkabouthowmuchyouloved爆辣辣椒fieryhotpeppers.所以这些纯天然香料Somaybethesenaturalspices危险辣椒
10、警告请勿食用大概可以放松回忆腺体mightloosenupthosememoryglands.一点逻辑都没有怎么可能会有用Howinthenameofanythinglogicalwouldthatevenwork?不确定Notsure.不过我知道ButIdoknow披萨史蒂夫就喜欢吃极限的食物consumingextremefoodsisaPizzaSteveclassic.快让他住手吧Please,makehimstop.天才叔公UncleGrandpa新披萨史蒂夫想说的IthinkwhatthenewPizzaSteveistryingtosay应该是旧披萨史蒂夫从来就没有做过istha
11、ttheoldPizzaSteveneveractuallydid他以前吹过的极限牛皮thoseextremethingshewouldbragabout.你老是错格斯先生是这样的Alwayswrong.ClassicMr.Gus.等等Wait!我就是那个意思跟他说Thatsexactlywhatmsaying.Tellhimthat-说实话还不Actually,thatwasntso-每当我问忆起从前你做的事NowwhenIthinkoftheclassics我都会想起你跟残暴大熊摔跤那次Irememberthetimeyouwrestledwiththatferociousbear.等等什
12、么Wait,what?快砸晕他兄弟Knockemdead,buddy.天才叔公UncleGrandpa?快放我出去Getmeoutofhere!这个小家伙不算可怕Thislittleguyisntsoscary.要更上一层楼了Takingitupanotch.什么意思Whatdoyoumean?怎公就要更上一层楼了Howwasthattakingitupanotch?我都照办了快放我出去Ididwhatyouasked.Nowletmeoutofhere.披萨史蒂夫本来就该这样的Acliggity-classicPizzaStevemoment.不才不是这样No!No,it,snot!别逼我在
13、做那堆瞎扯淡特技了Stopforcingmetore-enacttheseridiculousstunts!不管那位披萨史蒂夫是谁WhoeverthisPizzaSteveguywas他都不可能会跟大熊搏斗there,snopossiblewayhecouldeverfightbears也不可能在岩浆上冲浪什么的orsurfonlavaorwhatever!看不出来他是在骗你们吗Cantyouseehewaslyingtoyou?!快走开吧Nowleavemealone.我哪里做错了WheredidIgowrong?前一分钟披萨史蒂夫还找我要OneminutePizzaSteveaskstou
14、se我新买♥♥的回忆泡沫床垫mynewmemoryfoammattress后一分钟他醒过来就变了一个人andthenextminutehewakesupatotallynewperson.天才叔公你床垫哪买♥♥的UncleGrandpa,whereexactlydidyougetthatmattress?既然你提到了Well,nowthatyoumentionit.邪恶回忆窃取床垫及马桶公♥司♥很高兴能跟你做生意斯坦Pleasuredoingbusinesswithyou,Stan.等一下镜头往床垫拉近一点Wa
15、itasecond.Zoomincloseronthatmattress.警告床垫可能会窃取回忆你从那可疑售货员买♥♥的回忆泡沫床垫Thememoryfoammattressyouboughtfromthatshadysalesman本来就会偷走睡在上面的人的回忆wasdesignedtostealthememoriesofanyonewholaysonit.可疑售货员Ashadysalesman?那我本来不该买♥♥那座传送马桶的ThenmaybeIshouldnthavealsoboughtthatteleportingtoilet.什
16、么Whatthe-要怎么才能把我的小菜一碟变回来HowwillIevergetmylittlesqueezyback我连他的美好回忆都没有withoutanyofhisawesomememories?说实话我还有点喜欢新披萨史蒂夫Honestly,IkindoflikethenewPizzaSteve.没那么目中无人而且Heslessarrogantand不行格斯先生Noway,Mr.Gus!要从那破床垫夺回披萨史蒂夫的回忆mgonnagetPizzaStevesmemoriesbackfromthatdarnmattress用天才叔公一贯的风格inclassicUncleGrandpafas
17、hion.而且象只能斜着走Andyoucanonlymovethebishopdiagonally.那是规则Themstherules.格斯先生这个对我的帮助程度Mr.Gus,thisisalotmorehelpful比天才叔公的疯狂怪事大多了thanUncleGrandpascrazyschemes.失忆之前想必我跟你是好朋友吧ItakeityouandIweregreatfriendsbeforeIlostmymemory.算是吧Sortof.你是要进到那张床垫里吗Areyougonnaactuallygoinsidethatmattress?对Yes.手握极度附加吸回忆器Withmyhi
18、ghlysophisticatedmemory-suckingthingy就能寻回llbeabletoretrieve经典款披萨史蒂夫最原本的回忆themostclassicPizzaStevememories倒回他现在的无聊脑洞里anddumpthembackintohisboringbrainhole.等我完工了我会拉下这根线Oncemdoneinthere,lltugonthischord给你发信♥号♥♥把我钓回来togiveyouthesignaltoreelmebackin.他向来都这么弱智吗Ishealwaysthissilly?好多回忆S
19、omanymemories.好了小史蒂维Okay,littlestevey呜呜车玩够了thatsenoughwiththevroom-vroomtoy.他一定会想记得的Hellwanttorememberthat.这东西真好用Thisthingworkslikeacharm.哪来的声音Wheresthatcomingfrom?这个回忆有点意思Thislookslikeajuicyone.对不起我叫你肮脏吃蛆鸟msorryIcalledyouafilthymaggot-eater!拜托我恐高Please!mafraidofheights!披萨史蒂夫你去哪了Hey,PizzaSteve.Where
20、youbeen?我开高速飞车飞越月球刚回来Ijustgotbackfromjumpingoverthemoononmyspeedcycle.非常惊险你都错过了Prettyintense,bro.Youtotallymissedit披萨史蒂夫你最酷了PizzaSteve,yourethecoolest.真是好险啊Thatwasacloseone.所以他从来没开高速飞车飞越月球过So,heneverjumpedoverthemoononhisspeedcycle?小事一件可以忽略Oh,well,Icanoverlookoneincident.看得出来你在举重1.iftingweights,Isee
21、.我今早差不多100磅举了50次吧Yeah,Ididlike50reps100-poundweightsthismorning.是吗Oh,yeah?那你应该愿意Thenyouwouldntmind把你旁边那个五磅的给我吧handingmethatfive-poundweightnexttoyou.简单Easy.不过我再三考虑我不想劳累过度Youknow,onsecondthought,Idontwanttooverdoit.披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve能帮我搬卜电脑桌吗couldyouhelpmemovemycomputerdesk?你很会举重Ifiguresinceyoucanli
22、ftsomuch这种事你肯定不在话下thiswouldbeacinchforyou.能归能叔公Itotallywould,UncleG但是现在我得让我肌肉休息一下butrightnow,kindofrestingmymuscles.好吧披萨史蒂夫我相信你Okay,PizzaSteve.Ibelieveyou.笨得要死Whatasucker.可为什么披萨史蒂夫ButwhywouldPizzaSteve要骗别人说自己很会举重lieabouthowmuchhecanlift?我开始怀疑披萨史蒂夫的过去了mstartingtogetverysuspiciousaboutPizzaStevespast.
23、加油披萨史蒂夫Gogetthem,PizzaSteve!最高分披萨史蒂夫叔公你看UncleG,look!那边有只特大号♥的企鹅Theresagiantpenguinrightthere!真的吗在哪Really?Where?什么都没看到是不是在取款机后面1dontseeanything.Isitbehindtheatmmachine?要是你说的企鹅不是指格斯先生UnlessyouretalkingaboutMr.Gusoverhere那我就没看到企鹅thenIdontseenopenguin.你球打得太强了Youplayedaperfectgame!我就说了我是保龄球大手子1.ik
24、eIsaid,mabowlingpro.我看够了veseenenough.等我把披萨史蒂夫的回忆集齐了AfterIcollectallofPizzaStevesmemories就来好好谈谈weregonnahaveaverylongtalk.将军Checkandmate.你又赢我了披萨史蒂夫Youbeatmeagain,PizzaSteve.看来你可以找天才叔公去吹牛皮了GuessnowyoucanbragtoUncleGrandpaallyouwant.我才不喜欢吹牛皮Nah,mnotonetobrag.而且我都是让最强者倾囊相授的Besides,Iwastaughtbythebest.讨厌
25、啦Aw,shucks.天才叔公一定是完工了UncleGrandpamustbedoneinthere.估计你可以变回Well,Iguessthismeansyoucangobacktobeing原版披萨史蒂夫了classicPizzaSteve.老朋友能回来你一定很激动吧Youmustbesoexcitedtogetyouroldfriendback,huh?对激动Yeah.Excited.起效了吗Diditwork?起效了Itworked,allright!等我把问忆还回去OnceIgiveyoubackthesememories大家就都能知道everyonesgonnafinallykno
26、w披萨史蒂夫震惊天下的真♥相♥了theshockingtruthaboutPizzaSteve.没事吧天才叔公Youokay,UncleGrandpa?谁是天才叔公Who,sUncleGrandpa?猜猜谁回来了Guesswho,sback?独一无二经典款披萨史蒂夫TheoneandonlyclassicPizzaSteve!你哪位Whoareyou?为什么那人那么酷Andwhyisthatguysocool?让我来用极限特技事迹刷新你的回忆Allowmetorefreshyourmemorywithsometalesofextremestunts全都是你超神新朋友披萨史蒂夫做的performedbyyourawesomenewpalPizzaSteve.好吧Okay.马走F4Knighttof4.叔公Hey,UncleG我刚刚卜.棋赢了格斯先生ItotallyjustbeatMr.Gusatchess.谁是格斯先生Who,sMr.Gus?披萨史蒂夫是这样的ClassicPizzaSteve.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
